he got painted to death!

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SPIDERMAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I suppose the main difference between a vampire and a zombie is the skincare routine...

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Remember, remember, the 14th of Februember

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VIOLENCE #monsterdon

Brits rot so fast.

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Get him!!! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

YO ZOMBIE PETER CUSHING IS GONNA KILL YOU
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That's the spirit Thing! Lend a hand! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

TAKE THAT, RICH BASTARD

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More likely *are* what they accuse others of.

@aburka I see what you did there.
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Somebody's battle station is still fully operational...

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Our Lord Jesus Christ should team up with Grimsdyke and smack down these rich people

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That zombie is totally gonna wreck this jerk

With his tanks and his bombs and his gons

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okay not bad dead makeup there

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Dear Diary, it's come to my attention that I might be a giant asshat of a human being...

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get 'em zombie Peter Cushing!

#monsterdon "A year ago today"?

Wow, you got off easy. The other two got karma'ed within minutes!

REVENGE! REVENGE!

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.... Hello boys and girls. We were just talking about revenge. Can you say "revenge" boys and girls? I knew you could...

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I need to know what happened to Jamie the dog after his master died #monsterdon

The face of someone who needs his ass whooped, repeatedly. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

yay, zombie Peter Cushing

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Yes! YES! The Grimsdyke is out! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Boring Rich People: The Waiting #monsterdon

going to bed, see you in the mourning #monsterdon

omg he was only 65? 😿 😿😿 #Monsterdon

oh good he's coming back

Grand Moff Zombie

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This one is by far the most horrifying.

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ZOMBIE PETER CUSHING

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YES! GO BEAT HIS ASS!
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I will rise from the dead and your deeds you will rue.

Who called zombie?

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Maybe he can catch a ride with the car crash guy from the previous segment #Monsterdon

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yesssssss

Feeling a little regret, there, buddy? Well it's gonna get worse. This is Tales from the Crypt, where revenge is a dish rich in irony!

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HE'S BACK!
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Let's see Vader choke this! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Oh, I have a feeling something deeply satisfying is about to happen. #Monsterdon

the base clarinet sez... (^_^)

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Maybe this is what started Grand Moff Tarkin's revenge against the Galaxy? What happened to him as Mr Grimsdyke...

...but you became what you hated Tarkin, the Empire is just one giant HOA!

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why did they have to make the poncey british gayboys be the thatcherite evildoers #monsterdon

@hollie Sweater of the month for rich guys? #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

"hey do you think maybe you shouldn't have killed grimsdyke?"

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he is crushing on a dead guy so hard.
talk about having an unavailable fetish.
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Hopefully this dude's about to get Grimsdyked. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Spooky cemetery...promising...go on...this had better be the supernatural terror I've been hoping for... #Monsterdon

I have to say, if I wanted to get revenge from beyond the grave, I wouldn't wait one full year to the day. You're getting my zombie/ghost/lich/whatever RIGHT NOW!

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Yes movie. We know what date Valentines is on. You don't need to explain it. It doesn't serve any point. Saying it's a year later to the day is enough.
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If this whole Valentine's card thing happened in the era of YouTube comments he would already be fully desensitized to it

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"...what's that?"
"Valentine's card."

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I don't like bullies and I don't like their cardigans and their puffy eyelids

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say more things about that it's valentines one year later please

Imagine the privilege in not needing to know when Valentine's Day is. #Monsterdon

This is actually horrible #monsterdon

Valentime for ghostly retribution? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Dude wins ugly sweater contest.

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So all the Alliance had to do was bully Grand Moff Tarkin?

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And then he built a Death Star to use on his shitty neighbours.

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...black marble hand paperweight? really? #monsterdon

It doesn't seem like that message from his dead wife's spirit was sufficiently specific #monsterdon

"It was kind of you to pay for the burial"

"It was the least I could do, he was a neighbor."

YOUR SON EFFECTIVELY BULLIED HIM TO DEATH

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(i am going to relish this. this nimby-ass mother fucker can get wrecked.)

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Why do the bad guys always have the best sweaters?

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This is a bit heavy. Maybe it hits different because of all the current corruption going on.
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Are these two supposed to be a couple? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 i wonder what the cryptkeeper's up to

Completely devoid of snark on that story.

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I want Grymsdyke’s ghost to come back and haunt his neighbors fiercely.

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This is why they take pains now to publicize suicide hotlines nowadays #monsterdon

Danger, Will Grimsdyke #Monsterdon

DANGIT! that doesn’t look like grandmaster PCush

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great now i am sad. ffs kill him already karma.
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:bing: do you live after your dead‽
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the one slipper was a nice touch...

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I hate it when I lose a slipper

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@Violinknitter
#monsterdon These two are the most horrible monsters we've ever seen.

I'm sure he's hanging around somewhe...oh #monsterdon

Just hangin' around I guess. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Oh no! A labubu saw the whole thing!

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"think of the children", 70s edition #monsterdon

@Terencio dk if you're asking a question or referring me to a web site lol #monsterdon

I really REALLY hate this part. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Effing twat ass neighbors.

I think the nasty anonymous letters is a reference to the historical event mentioned in this movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20234774/ #monsterdon

I have a really hard time reconciling how Grand Moff Tarkin and this gentle bumbling dustman are one and the same.

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#monsterdon systematically destroying and then pranking an innocent old man is a great way to prove you're Not Bothered

The dog is mourning his dead human

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oh no my Plex stream stalled and I am 5 minutes behind

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These are all Colbert first drafts.

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Oh hell, my heart hurts for Kindly Old Peter here. 😢

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This destruction of the old man is the worst story we’ve had so far

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the rich douche spent money to make this man's life sadder.
To the fucking jingle jail with him!
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don't make peter cushing sad :(

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They're being so bad to a kindly poor old man. Wonder who the REAL bad guy is for this particular story...

Oh, right. It's capitalism. #Monsterdon

okay, he's even writing him poetry. out little landlord-kun needs some deprogramming, he could be saved.

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Poor dude, leave my boy alone!
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@amyfou@lingo.lol Right? The rhymes are so tawdry!

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*crypt lingerer #3 in a flashback causes Grimsdyke's beloved dogs to be seized by city authorities*

*also attacks his job*

*also tries to null out Grimsdyke's retirement benefits*

...is this another 70s movie set upon a foundation of acrid misanthropy piledriven down to the core of the earth, where every single human is terrible and miserable? (Why was that such a recurring characteristic of 70s movies??)

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