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blue coat and tie dude, I would not have asked that if I were you

Excellent. And the after math suggests protracted brain snacking. Delightful word...and organ..play suggests so many horrific pains before that ass finally shuffled off this mortal coil. #Monsterdon

Be still your bright red beating douchebag NIMBY heart #Monsterdon

I really don't care what that guy's "purpose" is

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Well, points for rhyme, but the meter was all off.

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Wait! Wait! There's a poet who knows how to get to the heart of the matter! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

“Send… more… NIMBYs….”

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Blood the color of sriracha sauce #monsterdon

As....2025 uncomfortable as that was...

I liked the ending.

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what kind of asshat uses their own organs as punctuation?
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so these chaps are all dead and about to enter hell. alright, not too bad.

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Oh yes he did! 😀😍
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What posh-ass, stiff upper dingleberry dropping, gardening vicariously through the Help kinda shit was that murder method.

“And AFTER I’ve stolen your dogs, hold onto your lower class britches because I shall forthwith strike you down with these BITCHING NURSERY RHYMES.”
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@neia To be fair, the Vampires don't have to deal with sun damage skin.

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SWEET! Took him a year to get the rhyme but he nailed it! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Welp, that was a bit on the nose

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What was that? Who tries to see if someone's alive by holding the top of their head?

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It’s clear by now the whole group is selfish, dishonourable murderers. But what’s in it for our monk? #monsterdon

bwahahahahahahah is that his heart!!! that is hilarious. great job, mr grymsdyke.

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Visual poetry. How delightful.
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It's Keith Richards coming to kill you.
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He slept through his kid screaming. Probably should ease up on the brandy.

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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 yes, arise my zombie! ariiiiiiiiiiise

YOU HAVE NO HEART!!!!!
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Ah Christmas... *sigh* #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

wave of well to do brits being covered with red paint on major holidays #monsterdon

Can we get 1970s movie makers some darker red paint for their fake blood? Maybe a bit of water so it's not so thick and clearly, you know, not blood...

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& then the killer splattered him w/ red paint, for some reason. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot more like, "I see what? you, dead, there" #monsterdon

Don't mess with The Moff.

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I keep expecting to see Marty Feldman as Igor in that brown cloak the cryptkeeper is wearing. Upcycled costume, maybe?

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more like peter corpsing amirite

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The makeup crew had unusual ideas about the appearance of the dead #monsterdon

Oh no, he stepped on a bucket of red paint!

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#monsterdon sale on red latex paint, I guess?

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Zombie Squisheroooooo

@surdfish "We all find your lack of hygiene... disturbing"

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He's dead! You can tell by the paint!

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That paint gets on everything. Drop cloths, people. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Peter Cushing looks incredibly horrifying as a zombie. Good choice for an undead actor.
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A little social justice goes a long way. #Monsterdon

Attack of the raspberry jam again

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oh no! he was attacked by the paint monster!

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he got painted to death!

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SPIDERMAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I suppose the main difference between a vampire and a zombie is the skincare routine...

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Remember, remember, the 14th of Februember

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VIOLENCE #monsterdon

Brits rot so fast.

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YO ZOMBIE PETER CUSHING IS GONNA KILL YOU
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Get him!!! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

That's the spirit Thing! Lend a hand! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

TAKE THAT, RICH BASTARD

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More likely *are* what they accuse others of.

@aburka I see what you did there.
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Somebody's battle station is still fully operational...

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Our Lord Jesus Christ should team up with Grimsdyke and smack down these rich people

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Dear Diary, it's come to my attention that I might be a giant asshat of a human being...

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okay not bad dead makeup there

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get 'em zombie Peter Cushing!

#monsterdon "A year ago today"?

Wow, you got off easy. The other two got karma'ed within minutes!

REVENGE! REVENGE!

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.... Hello boys and girls. We were just talking about revenge. Can you say "revenge" boys and girls? I knew you could...

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I need to know what happened to Jamie the dog after his master died #monsterdon

yay, zombie Peter Cushing

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The face of someone who needs his ass whooped, repeatedly. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Yes! YES! The Grimsdyke is out! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Boring Rich People: The Waiting #monsterdon

going to bed, see you in the mourning #monsterdon

omg he was only 65? 😿 😿😿 #Monsterdon

oh good he's coming back

Grand Moff Zombie

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This one is by far the most horrifying.

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ZOMBIE PETER CUSHING

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YES! GO BEAT HIS ASS!
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I will rise from the dead and your deeds you will rue.

Who called zombie?

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Maybe he can catch a ride with the car crash guy from the previous segment #Monsterdon

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yesssssss

Feeling a little regret, there, buddy? Well it's gonna get worse. This is Tales from the Crypt, where revenge is a dish rich in irony!

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HE'S BACK!
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Let's see Vader choke this! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

the base clarinet sez... (^_^)

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Oh, I have a feeling something deeply satisfying is about to happen. #Monsterdon

Maybe this is what started Grand Moff Tarkin's revenge against the Galaxy? What happened to him as Mr Grimsdyke...

...but you became what you hated Tarkin, the Empire is just one giant HOA!

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why did they have to make the poncey british gayboys be the thatcherite evildoers #monsterdon

@hollie Sweater of the month for rich guys? #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

"hey do you think maybe you shouldn't have killed grimsdyke?"

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he is crushing on a dead guy so hard.
talk about having an unavailable fetish.
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Hopefully this dude's about to get Grimsdyked. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Spooky cemetery...promising...go on...this had better be the supernatural terror I've been hoping for... #Monsterdon

I have to say, if I wanted to get revenge from beyond the grave, I wouldn't wait one full year to the day. You're getting my zombie/ghost/lich/whatever RIGHT NOW!

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Yes movie. We know what date Valentines is on. You don't need to explain it. It doesn't serve any point. Saying it's a year later to the day is enough.
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If this whole Valentine's card thing happened in the era of YouTube comments he would already be fully desensitized to it

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"...what's that?"
"Valentine's card."

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say more things about that it's valentines one year later please

Imagine the privilege in not needing to know when Valentine's Day is. #Monsterdon

Valentime for ghostly retribution? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

This is actually horrible #monsterdon

Dude wins ugly sweater contest.

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So all the Alliance had to do was bully Grand Moff Tarkin?

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