Burmashave. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

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all the exotic goods British Imperialism can buy

Oh we're going to djinn rather than monkey's paw for this one? Interesting.

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More red paint. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 you gotta take heart

Dude, if you didn't have that chronic Museum Store habit, you wouldn't be destitute right now.

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I feel a variant of The Monkey's Paw coming on. #monsterdon

LOL that writing takes up SO much of it and you're just now noticing???

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Aw yeah cursed statuette time

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He meant the amount of lube, obviously. That thing is huge. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

oh gr8 'mysteris of the orient' just what we need in the high class british society movie #monsterdon

He's emotionally attached to gaudy knick knacks and tasteless rubbish?

…
Is he a Trump?

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@aburka These are the important questions

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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 "now i have a machine gun. ho ho ho."

"do you remember what the strange man said in the shop?"

"don't feed it after midnight?" #monsterdon

"Everything we collected all over the world. All this tacky crap."

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That living room is terrifying
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#monsterdon How will they live without all this?!?

Not as cruel as the guy in the previous segments!

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"Don't feed it after midnight"?

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Good lord this is the gaudiest room I've seen outside of a Trump property. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, back in the day, when secretaries served whisky in the office.
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If I had seen this in 1972, I would have had nightmares forever. #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou

Later in the decade it got more orange

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_This_ is your house. _This_ junk shop showroom is your pride and joy. My gods.

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just don't sell that geode it's nice

Here we go with the orange blood again.

Also, do these people always dress up in full business attire just to hang around the house all day?

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A strange shop in Hong Kong

This can’t be at all important

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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 red paint all over my sweater cause it was made with real wool

stick around after the movie if you entered the giveaway

we'll be announcing winners

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Tales did a good job of sticking it to rich assholes. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@neia Yeah, that's the real horror #monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah, this one always gets me. Eff that capitalist pig in his stupid face. He deserves every horror that's coming to him.

@SnoopJ Maybe he's Davy Jones now

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I don't know about y'all, but I'm having a great effing time! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinegar_valentines

I'm reminded of these nasty cards.

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My house! In the middle of my street!

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Lol, more tories...

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That vengance killing does not add a unique support person to those kids lives and to that community.

It doesn't replace the recycling facility.

It doesn't replace the dog homes or repair their new, deeper fear.

And dozens of ugly rhetorical wrinkles.

Anyway, if ya don't stop ur children out of an excess of parental mercy you may lose them anywayyyy.

is the rest of the group seeing this on like a projector screen in the crypt? or by telepathy? or is everyone just waiting around while the cryptkeeper lie-detectors each one of them? #monsterdon

@LuluHelle I thought it was supposed to be the heart of the guy he killed

but idk 🤷

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"You? You tripped over a sausage and choked on your tie. Really not all that ironic at all."

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That was my favorite one so far.
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"What am I doing here?"

Crypt keeper: "Uh... not sure, honestly. Must be a clerical error. Off you go, then. So sorry."

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Homicide Detective: “We’ve narrowed it down to two suspects, Ben Moore and the Williams boy.”

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"what am I doing here"

"...fook if I know?" #monsterdon

These are not the same place.
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@aburka 😆👍
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"What am I doing here?" says Number 4, who has absolutely not caught on.

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What am I doing here?

Yule C

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Lotta dead people walking in this Tales From The... oh.

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"You are the worst of all... you want us to have an American health care system!"

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blue coat and tie dude, I would not have asked that if I were you

Excellent. And the after math suggests protracted brain snacking. Delightful word...and organ..play suggests so many horrific pains before that ass finally shuffled off this mortal coil. #Monsterdon

Be still your bright red beating douchebag NIMBY heart #Monsterdon

I really don't care what that guy's "purpose" is

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Well, points for rhyme, but the meter was all off.

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Wait! Wait! There's a poet who knows how to get to the heart of the matter! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

“Send… more… NIMBYs….”

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Blood the color of sriracha sauce #monsterdon

what kind of asshat uses their own organs as punctuation?
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As....2025 uncomfortable as that was...

I liked the ending.

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so these chaps are all dead and about to enter hell. alright, not too bad.

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Oh yes he did! 😀😍
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What posh-ass, stiff upper dingleberry dropping, gardening vicariously through the Help kinda shit was that murder method.

“And AFTER I’ve stolen your dogs, hold onto your lower class britches because I shall forthwith strike you down with these BITCHING NURSERY RHYMES.”
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Awwww, he was a poet, too! Never underestimate your neighbors

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AWESEOME VALENTINES REVENGE!!!

@neia To be fair, the Vampires don't have to deal with sun damage skin.

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SWEET! Took him a year to get the rhyme but he nailed it! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Welp, that was a bit on the nose

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What was that? Who tries to see if someone's alive by holding the top of their head?

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It’s clear by now the whole group is selfish, dishonourable murderers. But what’s in it for our monk? #monsterdon

bwahahahahahahah is that his heart!!! that is hilarious. great job, mr grymsdyke.

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Visual poetry. How delightful.
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It's Keith Richards coming to kill you.
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oh I recognize that "palm the camera" Zombie Grimsdyke move!

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He slept through his kid screaming. Probably should ease up on the brandy.

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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 yes, arise my zombie! ariiiiiiiiiiise

YOU HAVE NO HEART!!!!!
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Ah Christmas... *sigh* #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

wave of well to do brits being covered with red paint on major holidays #monsterdon

Can we get 1970s movie makers some darker red paint for their fake blood? Maybe a bit of water so it's not so thick and clearly, you know, not blood...

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& then the killer splattered him w/ red paint, for some reason. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot more like, "I see what? you, dead, there" #monsterdon

Don't mess with The Moff.

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I keep expecting to see Marty Feldman as Igor in that brown cloak the cryptkeeper is wearing. Upcycled costume, maybe?

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more like peter corpsing amirite

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The makeup crew had unusual ideas about the appearance of the dead #monsterdon

Oh no, he stepped on a bucket of red paint!

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#monsterdon that coat that made the lady look like out of the Tudor era? 💯

#monsterdon sale on red latex paint, I guess?

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Zombie Squisheroooooo

@surdfish "We all find your lack of hygiene... disturbing"

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He's dead! You can tell by the paint!

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That paint gets on everything. Drop cloths, people. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Peter Cushing looks incredibly horrifying as a zombie. Good choice for an undead actor.
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A little social justice goes a long way. #Monsterdon

Attack of the raspberry jam again

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oh no! he was attacked by the paint monster!

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