Crypt Monk, are these the shadows of things that will be? Why are you showing me this if I’m doomed to karma? #monsterdon

If you want to try to make wishes you need to run them by a #TTRPG DM/GM. We can can at least help you refine.

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The first few vignettes in this film were supernaturally goofy, but this one about vicious institutional mistreatment and contempt is getting to me a little bit.

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ha! all the zombies are coming for YOU sucka!

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Oh noes!

"Internet Archive services are temporarily offline."

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He's just annoyed that all the inmates are afflicted with Major Derangement syndrome #monsterdon

Not even much of a blanket for the dog. #monsterdon

he ded now
too late
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This dude is basically Scrooge
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Ah, he was the old writer in A Clockwork Orange, right?

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@paco no budget for white canes #Monsterdon the investors demand Return on Investment

@Lazarou The opposite of a service dog #monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

♫ Tiiiime~ to kill a TOOOOORY~ ♫ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!"

Which is a saying I heard once. I don't know if it applies to this situation in any way, but it sure sounds good.

Hsng on wasn;t that glass smashed?
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Today they would call this movie too woke lol
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eheheheh doggo actor get snak :blobfoxfloofcute:

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Enid makes poor life wishes.

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Only bad owners. Still hoping that dog turns on the Major. #Monsterdon

Doggo, you need new management. #monsterdon

No actually they can't see that you're having your lunch

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So this segment is titled "being an average person living in America in 2025 but metaphorically" ?
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There are some really despicable people in this movie

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Ok so 10 years pre-Tatcher. So just anti-rich people. I'm cool with that.
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they'd better not murder Shane this is not Shane's fault

mutiny! mutiny!

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This Klink of a commandant needs a Hogan something fierce

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At least let them eat Shane, you bastard.

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Not Oliver Twist. #monsterdon

i paused #monsterdon for 20 minutes due to ADHD again 😆

I don't think, "I spent years in the Army, I know how to handle all sort of men," gives the impression you think it does

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Ralph did not marry the brightest tool in the drawer #Monsterdon

This superintendent does not deserve to have such a good doggo

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This guy gon' get... blindsided. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Going with the 'Lose 1 sense and all the others are enhanced' thing, huh? Cool.
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So nice, she did it twice...

Did you watch American Horror Story (2011): Apocalypse, episode "Traitor"?

Joan Collins recreated her murderous scene from this movie as a new character, Bubbles McGee.

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So this dude is just straight-up Scrooge, huh

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Yeah I bet he "handled" lots of army men. Changing the subject from being cold to umm penises?
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Today the Major would be a retired billionaire.

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i want to see these old guys dumping their swill down Captain Dumbass's drawers.

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We're used to blindness in the army.

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"Good morning." doesn't quite have the same punch as "Good day!" as a way of saying "fuck off" in a polite British asshole way.
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At least let them snuggle up with Shane at night, you bastard.

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“We feel things more acutely”

You know, even if you don’t have superhuman senses because of blindness, you still deserve decent food and a warm place to live

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VIOLENCE THIS MOTHERFUCKER *ahem* sorry. #monsterdon

Yes he is! Patrick Magee: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0535861/

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kill him kill him kill him

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@jivens ooh I need to watch that sometime

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um, dude, this is not a good management strategy

Did you sell the old blankets? How much of an evil man are you? Like even by cartoonish movie villain that's alot.
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This seems a lot like what private equity does when buying long term care facilities. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

"Do you know anything about blind people?"

"Pff, of course not. Ha, what an idea." #Monsterdon

i'm sure they'll have plenty of money after they fire you, chum.

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oh one of THESE fuckers. OK who wants to bed he gets blinded or his dog eats him. #monsterdon

[tapping the "thatcher was a symptom" sign insistently]

#Monsterdon

austerity FTW
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@amyfou @cherizilla woohoo! 🎉

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"I'll get you an extra blanket."

*Feels around tiny boxes and glass jars. Gotta be around here somewhere.*

Yes. I too keep my blankets inside tiny glass jars.

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See? Your institute would not be freezing if you were part of the EU!

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The role of Shane was originally offered to London, star of The Littlest Hobo.

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"stone cold"

Steve Austin?! #monsterdon

That speech was curiously brief from new high mucketymuck taking charge. Guess he never got his MBA. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Super Nintendo Rogers.
Got it.
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@klu9 I see! Thank you. lol #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

@aburka good call

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Dammit movie. Is something bad going to happen to Shane? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

The only thing I like about this Major so far is his dog. #Monsterdon

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Shane did a bork 💞

Wow, genre-savvy.

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That kitchen extra probably knows they're in trouble.
You don't, like, hype up and overstim the crowd....

@kshernandez

A wanker

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Brit Murray

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Am I pulling this out of my ass or was that guy in Young Frankenstein?
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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 you shoulda taken the life insurance check, lady ;_;

@blogdiva I think it was a Citroen. #Monsterdon

@diazona anyway I came within 1 form signature of quitting and ended up switching advisers #monsterdon

The role of Fuddy Dudrumple there was originally offered to Harvey Korman.

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My name is Dickhead. Major Dickhead. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

At least the people in this one know they are in a monkey's paw story. Which makes it a little less predictable. #monsterdon

@diazona he would also start each meeting with a mini lecture on some robotics concept which I am convinced was just to show how much smarter he was than all of us #monsterdon

For a second I thought that guy getting his plate of food was Christopher Lloyd! LOL!

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Enjoy your giant plate of boiled potatoes and my stinky breath
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guess she found out the hard way after all

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Our feature "Tales" and "Tower of Evil" (1972) were shooting around the same time at Shepperton Studios.

So you will see some shared sets in each film. The cave might be the easiest to remember and look for.

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all i want for Christmas is crackers and a seeing-eye dog #Monsterdon

Isn't this guy in Clockwork Orange?

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For any Brits in the room. What's a "tosser?" #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Great Scott! #monsterdon

#monsterdon "To warn you of what will happen".

Thing is, none of these have been remotely plausible. They're all hing on magic. I wouldn't believe the warning. Who would?

www dot doesthedogdrive dot com

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Shane doesn't know you, he's going to his trainer. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt #MonsterdonSavesChristmas

Typical grieving widow behavior.

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Please tell me the dog is going to be ok.
#Monsterdon

This set looks particularly like a Monty Python set. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

“…right, so with the additional Same Day Delivery and fog machine services, the total comes to £7.8 million.”
“But that would ruin me, and just when I was rich again!”
“Ah, yep, that’d be the whole ‘paw’ thing.”
“Well, I suppose that does make sense…”
#Monsterdon

Who's up heeding the warnings?

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@diazona it's just like how my first grad school adviser was too busy to hold one-on-one meetings so he had "lab meetings" that were just serial one-on-ones with each of us with the rest listening bored because our research was so different that we didn't understand what was going on #monsterdon

These sure are 'special' effects. Why even bother? #monsterdon

Shane!

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Doin' me a concern here

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