Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
A bunch of blind people doing perfectly coordinated carpentry wasn't on my bingo list for this movie.
Jason Lefkowitz
jalefkowit@vmst.io
@gnomon I canβt take much credit, itβs the only red car IMCDB has listed being in that movie π
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Blind carpentry. This should be fun.
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
@Zerofactorial Right? Creepy AF.
#Monsterdon
Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systems
@jonny foley artist: best i can do is clop-clop
rdm
rdm@aus.social
No cask of amontillado, though.
#monsterdon
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
Convenient of them to have prison cells under the Home for the Blind #monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Does the dog have a nice meal of long pork?
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
@klu9 @diazona Thank you, back on track but now 4 minutes behind! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt πͺ¦π§
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
Shane's wimpers have my dog a little worked up. He's invested in this one! #Monsterdon
Mr. Scam Likely
unlofl@mstdn.social
What a minute, where the fuck is the amontillado?!? #monsterdon
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
foley artist: we need 5 blind guys tusseling a superintendent down the stairs #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
for the love of god monstressor?
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
For the love of god Montressor! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
no leave the dog alone
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
This is the worst remake of Shane #monsterdon
surdfish
surdfish@beige.party
Let's see how brave Colonel Puppypacker is now.
leece
leece@aus.social
Terrible people making good people do terrible things.
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
Or rather justice is blind and other cliches
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
βDangit, Duke, did you have to flub the take AGAIN? Thatβs sixteen takes today!β
#Monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
TAKE HIS EYES
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Shane's not here man #Monsterdon
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
but why is there a crypt in the blind people shelter #monsterdon
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
oh okay I guess it's neither, they're just getting the dog away from the Major so they can do their *own* physical violence to him
even better
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Shane, come home! #monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Oh good. Just getting him out of the way. Kill the fuck boys. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
doggo can spend some quiet time down here in the basement while his owner gets precisely what's coming to him, and then we'll find Shane a nice new home where he can have treats and long walks and lots of scritches. i shall accept no substitutes.
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
DOG DAMMIT
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Mometu working fine for me
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#MonsterdonποΈππͺπͺππ§π±
Shane's toes are fuzzzzzy!
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
Revenge time!
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
Who's a good pupper? You are! Yes, you are! Now join in solidarity with the proletariat!
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
LuluHelle@ohai.social
Ok the dog belongs to a wank puffin, but the dog is still a doggo. Don't kill the dog peeps
#Monsterdon
aburka π«£
aburka@hachyderm.io
@diazona hubris is a helluva drug #monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
@sean Same delivery on the word "wine"
Brad
bk1e
Patrick McGee! The last movie of his I saw was Lucio Fulciβs version of The Black Cat
leece
leece@aus.social
Gosh this is grim watching. All these terrible people and it's not really escapism these days... Or even in those. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt #MonsterdonSavesChristmas
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
danger bacon is a 1 hit KO when you have no survival instincts #monsterdon
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
Shane, I regret to inform that you are made of meat and protecting an ass. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
Itβs like breadcumbs, but for premeditated murder.
#Monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#MonsterdonποΈππͺπͺππ§π±
that's a nice horsie painting in the evil man's office
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
@kshernandez I'm watching on Tubi, and it's fine.
https://tubitv.com/movies/499222/tales-from-the-crypt
#Monsterdon
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 this is the plot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_(short_story) but with blind guys instead of retired self-driving cars
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Doggie has a choke chain on :(
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Itβs begginβ!
sean
sean@skj.social
bacon Bacon BACON!!
aburka π«£
aburka@hachyderm.io
I feel like this is probably not how real blind people navigate buildings they know well? but what do I know #monsterdon
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
Is the IA film acting up for anyone else? #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt πͺ¦π§
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Someone check does the doggo die.com #monsterdon
surdfish
surdfish@beige.party
Passing the plate was the best scene in the movie (so far)...very cool :)
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
They're totally going to bribe doggo with bacon
#monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Awww.. they're not going to do something to Shane are they? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
can Shane be a good boy after all?
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
The men are launching a vegan protest #monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
I hope this plate of food is to bribe Shane to turn on his master
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
Here we go. After the build up of evil, we get a revenge plot of some kind. #Monsterdon
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
They better be nice to Shane
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Does the dog get some yummy bacon?
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 blind guy strike! blind guy strike!
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
WHITE CANE SPOTTED REPEAT
athena_rising
athena_rising@beige.party
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
LuluHelle@ohai.social
Yasssss. Blind uprising. Aw no wait.
What?
#Monsterdon
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@sickos.lol
Meat's back on the menu boys!
#monsterdon
cmdln
cmdln@thecommandline.social
The tragedy of Grimsdyke earned supernatural vengeance though we only got a glimpse of it. With twenty minutes to go, I hope much of that goes to terrifying the Major rather than further itemizing his terrible qualities. #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
that bacon actually looks delicious
Do I look ok to you?
wulfric@beige.party
If you want to try to make wishes you need to run them by a #TTRPG DM/GM. We can can at least help you refine.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
ha! all the zombies are coming for YOU sucka!
Bob Tregilus
elaterite@mastoart.social
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
He's just annoyed that all the inmates are afflicted with Major Derangement syndrome #monsterdon
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Not even much of a blanket for the dog. #monsterdon
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
This dude is basically Scrooge
#monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
Ah, he was the old writer in A Clockwork Orange, right?
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
@paco no budget for white canes #Monsterdon the investors demand Return on Investment
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!"
Which is a saying I heard once. I don't know if it applies to this situation in any way, but it sure sounds good.
rdm
rdm@aus.social
Hsng on wasn;t that glass smashed?
#Monsterdon
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
Today they would call this movie too woke lol
#monsterdon
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
eheheheh doggo actor get snak :blobfoxfloofcute:
cmdln
cmdln@thecommandline.social
Only bad owners. Still hoping that dog turns on the Major. #Monsterdon
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Doggo, you need new management. #monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
No actually they can't see that you're having your lunch
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
So this segment is titled "being an average person living in America in 2025 but metaphorically" ?
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
There are some really despicable people in this movie
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
Ok so 10 years pre-Tatcher. So just anti-rich people. I'm cool with that.
#monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#MonsterdonποΈππͺπͺππ§π±
they'd better not murder Shane this is not Shane's fault
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
This Klink of a commandant needs a Hogan something fierce
maple hoppet official
maple@toot.hoppet.cool
mutiny! mutiny!
surdfish
surdfish@beige.party
At least let them eat Shane, you bastard.
ickjay π¦½πΉ HLZ
jackie@deadinsi.de
i paused #monsterdon for 20 minutes due to ADHD again π
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Not Oliver Twist. #monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
I don't think, "I spent years in the Army, I know how to handle all sort of men," gives the impression you think it does
Wayne Werner
ketmorco@fosstodon.org
Ralph did not marry the brightest tool in the drawer #Monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
This superintendent does not deserve to have such a good doggo
Log πͺ΅
log@mastodon.sdf.org
This guy gon' get... blindsided. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
Going with the 'Lose 1 sense and all the others are enhanced' thing, huh? Cool.
#Monsterdon
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
πͺ¦ TRIVIA FROM THE CRYPT π
So nice, she did it twice...
Did you watch American Horror Story (2011): Apocalypse, episode "Traitor"?
Joan Collins recreated her murderous scene from this movie as a new character, Bubbles McGee.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
So this dude is just straight-up Scrooge, huh
Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
LuluHelle@ohai.social
Yeah I bet he "handled" lots of army men. Changing the subject from being cold to umm penises?
#Monsterdon
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Today the Major would be a retired billionaire.