Nigel later regretted volunteering to be the blind guy working the saw.
#monsterdon

@lorgonumputz

Neither do I, but I've got my Etsy account ready!

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Tory turning towards the camera like, "Wait... I think... I think I might be in... Trouble?" #Monsterdon

Why must the blind patients be the bad guys?

#Monsterdon

Le Arf! Le Arf #monsterdon

It's funny how he refers to the military in the beginning, and now they've become an opposing army #monsterdon

"And worst of all, I have to pee"

#Monsterdon

Tilly has come to see what all this barking is about
#monsterdon

I have absolutely no idea what they are building.

#Monsterdon

@allanb @diazona We wouldn't want to get... board. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

i mean, that sucks for Shane, but i can't be made about using the tools of the oppressor to bring down the oppressor himself.

#monsterdon

It's a dog, not a cat, I don't think the dog would go for the body of his person? But then again I don't have a dog so no first hand experience here.

#Monsterdon

“I know, Major Rogers, sir”

CHILLS!!!

#Monsterdon

@diazona Dragging just a little

#monsterdon

Oh so there's where we're going
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oh shit did I call it? :D #monsterdon

ah. he'll go wild, will he.

#monsterdon

@Taweret Um hm... I'd like to hire them for... something. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

🎶 Wallace & Gromit rocket-building theme 🎶

#Monsterdon

He took a kettle, large and new,
fit for the deed he had to do.

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#monsterdon Ever wonder why the blind carry white sticks?

Turns out they're weapons to use against the sighted.

@flowerpot Perhaps the structure was repurposed #monsterdon

Walk softly and carry a big stick, I guess.

#Monsterdon

these old guys are pretty well organized. good for them.

#monsterdon

These dudes are awesome
#monsterdon

The major's life is so empty nobody notices he's being walled in

#Monsterdon

This all seems a bit involved when clearly the ironic punishment is to train Shane to be a guide dog and then blind the superintendent. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

All that enhanced senses rubbish is undermining my sympathy. Are they setting them up to acquire magic powers?

#Monsterdon

Measure zero times, cut once #monsterdon

Y’all, you’d better not leave the dog in there!!!! I know Major Rogers deserves whatever he has coming, but that doggo was just being a good boy!

#Monsterdon

They picked up their hammer and saw

#monsterdon
#TalesFromTheCrypt

A bunch of blind people doing perfectly coordinated carpentry wasn't on my bingo list for this movie.

#Monsterdon

@gnomon I can’t take much credit, it’s the only red car IMCDB has listed being in that movie 😆

#monsterdon

Blind carpentry. This should be fun.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Right? Creepy AF.
#Monsterdon

@jonny foley artist: best i can do is clop-clop

#monsterdon

No cask of amontillado, though.
#monsterdon

Convenient of them to have prison cells under the Home for the Blind #monsterdon

Does the dog have a nice meal of long pork?
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@klu9 @diazona Thank you, back on track but now 4 minutes behind! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Shane's wimpers have my dog a little worked up. He's invested in this one! #Monsterdon

What a minute, where the fuck is the amontillado?!? #monsterdon

foley artist: we need 5 blind guys tusseling a superintendent down the stairs #monsterdon

for the love of god monstressor?

#monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

For the love of god Montressor! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

no leave the dog alone

#monsterdon

For anyone who was watching from the Internet Archive and experienced problems, you may want to tune in to https://miru.miyaku.media

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCryptmas

This is the worst remake of Shane #monsterdon

Let's see how brave Colonel Puppypacker is now.

#Monsterdon

Terrible people making good people do terrible things.

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt #MonsterdonSavesChristmas

Or rather justice is blind and other cliches

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“Dangit, Duke, did you have to flub the take AGAIN? That’s sixteen takes today!”
#Monsterdon

TAKE HIS EYES

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Shane's not here man #Monsterdon

but why is there a crypt in the blind people shelter #monsterdon

oh okay I guess it's neither, they're just getting the dog away from the Major so they can do their *own* physical violence to him

even better

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Shane, come home! #monsterdon

Oh good. Just getting him out of the way. Kill the fuck boys. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

doggo can spend some quiet time down here in the basement while his owner gets precisely what's coming to him, and then we'll find Shane a nice new home where he can have treats and long walks and lots of scritches. i shall accept no substitutes.

#monsterdon

DOG DAMMIT

#Monsterdon

@diazona @kshernandez

Mometu working fine for me

https://watch.mometu.com/feature/tales-crypt

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🏛️💀🔪🪞💝🧙😱

Shane's toes are fuzzzzzy!

Revenge time!

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Who's a good pupper? You are! Yes, you are! Now join in solidarity with the proletariat!

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Ok the dog belongs to a wank puffin, but the dog is still a doggo. Don't kill the dog peeps
#Monsterdon

@diazona hubris is a helluva drug #monsterdon

@sean Same delivery on the word "wine"

#Monsterdon

Patrick McGee! The last movie of his I saw was Lucio Fulci’s version of The Black Cat

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Gosh this is grim watching. All these terrible people and it's not really escapism these days... Or even in those. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt #MonsterdonSavesChristmas

danger bacon is a 1 hit KO when you have no survival instincts #monsterdon

Shane, I regret to inform that you are made of meat and protecting an ass. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

It’s like breadcumbs, but for premeditated murder.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon efficiency is a death sentence in capitalist-speak

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that's a nice horsie painting in the evil man's office

@kshernandez I'm watching on Tubi, and it's fine.
https://tubitv.com/movies/499222/tales-from-the-crypt
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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 this is the plot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_(short_story) but with blind guys instead of retired self-driving cars

Doggie has a choke chain on :(
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It’s beggin’!

#Monsterdon

bacon Bacon BACON!!

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I feel like this is probably not how real blind people navigate buildings they know well? but what do I know #monsterdon

Is the IA film acting up for anyone else? #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Someone check does the doggo die.com #monsterdon

Passing the plate was the best scene in the movie (so far)...very cool :)

#Monsterdon

They're totally going to bribe doggo with bacon
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Awww.. they're not going to do something to Shane are they? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@elaterite 😭

Might be the power outage in San Francisco again

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This vignette reminds me of the “Blind Guy” joke.

No, I ain’t telling it.

#Monsterdon

can Shane be a good boy after all?

#monsterdon

The men are launching a vegan protest #monsterdon

I hope this plate of food is to bribe Shane to turn on his master

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Here we go. After the build up of evil, we get a revenge plot of some kind. #Monsterdon

They better be nice to Shane

#monsterdon
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Does the dog get some yummy bacon?
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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 blind guy strike! blind guy strike!

WHITE CANE SPOTTED REPEAT

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LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Yasssss. Blind uprising. Aw no wait.
What?
#Monsterdon

Meat's back on the menu boys!
#monsterdon

The tragedy of Grimsdyke earned supernatural vengeance though we only got a glimpse of it. With twenty minutes to go, I hope much of that goes to terrifying the Major rather than further itemizing his terrible qualities. #Monsterdon

that bacon actually looks delicious

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