So this is what the Cryptkeeper looked in his younger days? #Monsterdon

why was the woman killed by santa? #monsterdon

Well that was… a thing that happened.

You know, I like the Crypt Keeper a lot more after he develops a sense of humor.
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bummer. Be a good person, I guess #monsterdon

Wait, why is zombie guy going to hell? He didn't do anything, he just got kinda fucked over by good intentions?

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Death by a thousand cuts
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@CactuarJoe sadly, budget cuts again #monsterdon

I wanna' know where they're keeping the organ in that place. o.O

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The rest of the people: hey neato! Let's do it too!

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ugh oh they're all in a cartoon well with red cellophane at the bottom

That was the fakest hell of all time #monsterdon

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I don’t understand how Monkey’s Paw guy even died again in order to get to the crypt

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#monsterdon for once. it wasn't a wil_helm_ 🥁

Okay, that raises questions about the guy that nominally got eternal life. Also how did this people not remember dieing?

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Hell has a lot blind guys. And razor blades.

"A place where people go without repentance"
"Mar-a-Lago?"
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Get fucked, d-bags! #monsterdon

Cat's on the organ again. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

put too much in the razor blade budget, has regrets

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Oh no! Falling to a poorly green screened death!

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"Well, fuck that! I'm not getting up."

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Hell yeah

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HELL!!! #monsterdon

It would have been much worse in a modern remake, now that all razors have 6+ blades #monsterdon

these guys

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Goodness, that crypt monk chewed so much scenery. And so the sinners fuck off into … the heck! #monsterdon

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and they're all going to be just fine in the end!

Death by a thousand cuts

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Bon appetit.

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"Now you may go. The tour is over. Thank you and come again."

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Shane had a nice meal. Good doggie.
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Yes let's all go jump in the pit of lava ASAP

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The dog humped his leg and blackout.
Is it over now?
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lol, love it!

Blind Justice!

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0exp kinda death, punked his ass #monsterdon

Is this the sort of product placement you want Barret razor blades?

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see they just made it tasty for Shane, why not! #monsterdon

And justice is served! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Following the maze was a sucker move.

He should have tried to smash it open before he got to the trap.

THIS ONE DELIVERED
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Dang, this is an elaborate death trap

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@surdfish oooh nice I see what you did there

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Nasty

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Uhh.. where did they get 5000 razor blades?

It's Major Rogers brand Scooby Snacks!

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very pointy squeeze chute

What a tough soldier you are, Major.

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Maybe stop touching the wall you twat.

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Scoring the meat is often an important first cooking step.

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Oh it does get pretty narrow. #Monsterdon

No!

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What's the deal, is the Major visually impaired now too so he has to feel his way along? #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou

Being blind enhances all of their reflexes - like building?

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THIS IS MY RAZOR-LINED HABITRAIL

IT WAS MADE FOR ME

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Oh he'll eat, alright. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

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Wow they must be really cranky.

I just have to point out that this guy is sighted. He can, you know, look and, you know, NOT put his hand on the razors. (At least right now.)

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I like the "cut" of their jib :D #monsterdon

do not the razor blade hallway! #monsterdon

This is not OSHA approved
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Ooooh. That razorblade lining of the hallway is nasty!
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if they're feeding the shithead to the dog that's just as bad as doing something directly to the dog and I'm not liking this one

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@allanb Seriously! I was expecting poetic justice, we got half poetic justice/half saw knock-off #monsterdon

Dude, don’t walk down it. Be patient, and pull the razors out of the wall

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#monsterdon @devilgirlbot good bot

Now how did blind people install all those razor blades without getting hurt?
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Ok but how the actual fuck do a group of blind men build a razor alley?
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British Steel

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These blades are covered in that red paint! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Vicious catsup wound #monsterdon

What's with the razor maze? #monsterdon

Where did they find so many razor blades?

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ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Uh. Wow. That's all razors, no safety. #Monsterdon

Guess we know where the blanket budget went. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#monsterdon "At least feed my dog, please!"

"...he'll be fed alriiiight..."

Oh good, that's a relief. Now I can sleep

The dog does not die at this time. #monsterdon

No animals were mildly distressed in the making of this film
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Oh, the plot can progress now?
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They've made him a labyrinth! #Monsterdon

Did they literally just build a hallway? How is that better than beating the crap out of him with their bare hands? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Oh they made him a habitrail, how nice!

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the infernal device was.... a hallway!!!! #monsterdon

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Sigh.

I'm all for ironic punishment and everything, but the dog didn't do anything.

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Dude, you don't deserve a dog! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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Are they building the thunder dome out there?
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This is like the most twisted episode of the A-Team. WIthout any explosions.
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The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts! #Monsterdon

@cmdln That's what I was thinking too #monsterdon

@paco "and then the blind man picked up his hammer and saw"

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Interestingly, this isn't the "Tales from the crypt" I thought it would be. But no regrets, still a pretty good movie. :)

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"You will see..."

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ooooo proper creaky door

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He's about to learn Ramsay Bolton's lesson

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Blind guy says, "you'll see". That's funny, right? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Seriously though, if that dog doesn’t shut up…

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I won't say it. I won't say he's in the dog house. I can't do that...