This film is a lot more relaxing so far.
5000% less rich creeps.
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Guess it's time for the #Monsterdon #MonsterdonSavesChristmas #Afterparty . Giveaways and the blooper reel from riffs that didn't make the final cut.

@WhiteCatTamer

Some action-horror-comedy candidates maybe?

https://eggplant.place/collection/03cZpUj3Saf3c31QSUrgE0

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@log At least it was a visually arresting set, so thanks #monsterdon

And... okay lots of guys from Toho movies. Way more than last movie in this Dracula's vacation homes of Japan trilogy.

#Monsterdon #EvilofDracula

No joke: had music on random and the next song that was going to play before I remembered about Monsterdon was “Die With A Smile”, which I remembered after the movie ended like that, lol.

Great fun! Also if Monsterdon doesn’t already do this I think they should watch good horror movies during the month of April, but only if they’re also comedies. Like Young Frankenstein, which came to mind for some reason (thought the blind guy who castigated the supe was from the med school scene).
#Monsterdon

Okay, it's time . All I can say looking at these numbers is that you all have surpassed expectations so far it's hard to believe! I'm not gonna' lie, I cried a couple times reading these numbers.

Last year the total was about $2600.00.

This year... The grand total with the donation match from @paco @steggy and others, is so far over that it's hard to believe.

#MonsterdonSavesChristmas brought in a mind blowing $12,321.26 for charity this year!

You're amazing, every single one of you. :)

#Monsterdon

@diazona If it works for coffee... Coldbrew chicken. #monsterdon

And that guy from Sun Vulcan
And Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla
Shin Kishida
#Monsterdon #EvilofDracula

@RobynGoodfellow The Mariachi (?) band packed up maybe 20 minutes ago so it finally thematically calmed down here.

#Monsterdon

Wow, my Bingo card nearly filled up.

#Monsterdon

Gotta say @miru streaming this was really good. Thank you! #monsterdon #monsterdonsavesChristmas #talesfromTheCrypt

And that guy from Godzilla vs Megalon.
Katsuhiko Sasaki
#Monsterdon #EvilofDracula

Dr. Kimoto is a local standard for describing time...

#monsterdon #WrongCrypt

#Monsterdon🏛️💀🔪🪞💝🧙😱

OK so that movie had two costor doggos, Jamie (jack russell terrier or smooth fox terrier?) and Shane (long haired german shepherd), who are not credited, and that is wrong. Shane's trainer was someone called Michael Walsh but this is MW's only credit in IMDB and there's no other info I can find.

Dangnabbit.

Anyhoo, thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia and all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun. Happy Holidays, everyone!

And they all fucked off into the sea of fire.

#Monsterdon

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This is a nice change of pace; ty @Taweret

The Sound Of Music is playing in the other room. A bit of thematic whiplash there. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I really expected, the entire movie, that the Cryptkeeper would turn into his desiccated corpse self at the very end when he revealed they were dead, like "and I'M dead too hehehehehe!!!"

If you weren't a child in the 80s I don't think I can properly explain how much he was marketed to kids. That sounds crazy, right?

@Taweret cheers, excellent choice for Xmas! #Monsterdon

Really, the takeaway from these stories is that British folk have weirdly pink blood, and not nearly enough of it. Otherwise, these vignettes were pretty much just five of the cringier Fesshole posts. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#TalesFromtheCrypt1972
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Okay, everyone worried about Alive Forever Guy --

His case was loud enough it spend a few decades in paper push before being approved to forward to a small gods' workflow for exception. The queue isn't as bad as the paperpush.

So. His Awareness within the Narative just had a delayed arrival at reconciliation lol.

What remains of his cells is doing Kojima nightmare stuff in a scifi timeline.

/jk

@nazokiyoubinbou @RobynGoodfellow and he seemed quite proud of it too #Monsterdon

What was the line item in the budget for all these razor blades?

#Monsterdon

Wait, I thought you died last week. #Monsterdon

great reminder that the pit awaits all who mismanage their budget 🔥

happy #Monsterdon y'all

If that's not a solid advertisement for the Hibbet razor company I don't know what is! #Monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, and perhaps... you?

#Monsterdon

Thanks Taweret for another good #monsterdon, and thanks to the organizers and donors for #monsterdonsaveschristmas2025 !

#monsterdon they’re going into the light of… hell

The Dracula from last week is back? Somehow?
#Monsterdon #EvilofDracula

That was a great film for #Monsterdon! Thank you @Taweret and everyone else who made it happen. Merry Xmas

@moira

I was a kid, so I can't say I knew any better back then.

#monsterdon

Too late y'all it wasn't a warning it's already done

And they all eff off into the firey pit of Hell

Who's next?

Perhaps YOU? 👉

THE END

Nope. Not me. Imma GOOD BOY I gave to #MonsterdonSavesChristmas 🙏

Thanks for the great holiday #Monsterdon morality play @Taweret and even better thank you for spearheading the MOST EXCELLENT fundraising event of the fedi season!

@Mikal Eh, it was just an Age of Generalized Greasiness. #Monsterdon

That was definitely a movie! I'm glad Shane was okay in the end.

Thanks everyone for the fun! :) Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

After Tales from the Crypt, Mometu roulette offers up:

"Night Creature" 1978
A big-game hunter brings a killer leopard to his private island and turns it loose so he can hunt it down. However, unexpected visitors arrive at the island and interrupt his hunt. Meanwhile, the leopard begins to hunt the inhabitants of the island.
Genres:Horror, Thriller
Directors: Lee Madden
Starring: Donald Pleasence, Nancy Kwan, Ross Hagen

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat @Newpa_Hasai @SnoopJ oooo good catch, I probably would not have noticed that

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCryptmas

I'm glad I caught some of that #monsterdon.

All I can say is everyone was awful and they all deserved whatever they got.

Thank you @Taweret as always for hosting and @xoagray for tracking the #monsterdonsaveschristmas donations!

Well, the other ones weren't so bad, but I could have given that last one a miss. No oceans again, is this a streak?

Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon

Literally the same studio. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#monsterdon

Don't murder your husband or Santa will strangle you.

Don't run out on your wife or you'll dream you turned into a zombie and then die in a car accident.

Don't murder your neighbor, or he'll murder you back from beyond the grave.

Don't lose all your money on shady business deals or your wife will accidentally use Chinese magic to turn you into an immortal zombie of perpetual suffering (who winds up in hell anyway somehow)

And don't abuse the blind, or they'll kill you in a maze.

No redemption ark makes me sad. #monsterdon #monsterdonsavesChristmas #talesfromTheCrypt

#monsterdon

stick around if you entered the giveaway for #monsterdonSavesChristmas

we will be announcing winners in a sec

#monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret , @Cherizilla , @paco , @JoeWynne and all other #monsterdon ians..

but that one guy is supposed to be alive *forever* though, and shouldn't he be screaming?

#monsterdon

I'm just gonna assume there was a monster that had enough sense not to get involved in any of those stories

Thanks as always @Taweret and everybody for posting! See you next week! (or for the aftershow on @miru)

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCryptmas

Now I want bacon. #MONSTERDON

@ricci That'll have to come out of his first month's rent deposit #monsterdon

Will no one call the RSPCA?

#Monsterdon

Well, the moral of this story is, don't be a greedy horrible twat who cheats on or kills your spouse. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Liking this jazzy trip hop interlude music
#Monsterdon

thanks @Taweret that was great!

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ahaha the old PERHAPS YOU *thunderclap* phantom of the opera, got 'em!

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Thanks everyone for another great #Monsterdon

I feel like in that last story they should have foreshadowed the hundreds of double-edged razors at some point. Or did I just miss something? #monsterdon

oh noes he broke the fourth wall

#monsterdon

amazing. not as Twilight Zone as Twilight Zone, but i appreciate the effort. (^_^)

#monsterdon

The first #Monsterdon since September that I haven't been working and instead I'm off to pickup a rental car 😅 Love seeing the commentary on my way, though.

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Okay, the crypt keeper made me contemplate my sins. At Christmas, no less. I guess I better fuck off into hell with the rest of 'em..

Watching the tories get theres was very cathartic, even if the movie was just a tad predictable.

Thank you for hosting @Taweret, and thank you everyone for another wonderful #Monsterdon!

lol, I like how the dog was a good boy in the end

#Monsterdon

merry christmas, may you all avoid getting massaged to death by santa #monsterdon

And with that, another #Monsterdon is in the can! Thanks as always to @Taweret for putting all this together!

FInal #MonsterdonSavesChristmas stats soon. :)

Well, it's always fun doing this with you guys, even if the movie is… let's say uneven.

I'm glad we raised some money though. It was really great to work together like that. Sorry, I'm too tired to be clever.

Anyway, same time next week? Love you guys!

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@surdfish Is that a bottle of scotch?! :ablobcathungry3: #monsterdon

"Nigel Patrick McGee" is a Jeopardy before-and-after for British actors

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #monsterdonSavesChristmas

stick around if you entered the giveaway we're gonna be announcing winners

That was good! I mean, a little slow, a lot silly, but ... pretty good!

#monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

The moral of the story is that people be hating crummy rich bastards the whole world round #monsterdon

ok, so, 0/10 for no puppet, 9/10 for general douchebag comeuppance catharsis, 11/10 for Peter Cushing. g'night folks, and happy holidays! #monsterdon

What did Ralph do wrong? #Monsterdon

You've ran face first into the point, Major Rogers. Soon the points will run into your face #Monsterdon

OMG, the twilight zone (S1 E1) is playing immediately right after.
#Monsterdon

Personally I would wait and hear more stories about grissly ways people died, seems fun. Funner then hell at least
#monsterdon

This was actually pretty good!

#monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Don't look at me, Ulrich of Cragganmore!

#Monsterdon

\[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ cat on keyboard playing the organ
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@socketwench pardon! no, just joshin, crucifixion. #wrongMovie #monsterdon

great organ! #monsterdon

Mr Cryptkeeper sir, I only want one thing:

Where did you get that comfy looking outfit?

#monsterdon #talesfromthecrypt

predictable and awful :(

#monsterdon

The crypt keeper is a knight! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the second best thing about Tocatta and Fugue in d is that you can play the fast part with just two fingers. The best thing is you don't have to pay anyone roylaties to do it.

I HAVE BEEN DENIED PUPPET. HERESY. #monsterdon

absolutely the worst #monsterdon movie yet, no contest

Guys please help me budget my home for blind gentlemen is starving:
Electricity: £110
Heat: £2.99
Food: 12 pence
Building supplies: £4,500
Dog food: £0
#Monsterdon

@socketwench 😆#Monsterdon

US!!!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

Horror was so fun before it had to make sense. #Monsterdon

Oh fuck off, brown robe. 🙄

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@jivens the razor blade store! --dad #monsterdon

PERCHANCE?

#monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Don't spike the camera Cryptie.
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Me? But that's me!

#Monsterdon

Of course they were in hell all along! Muahahahaha--cough, wheeze, hack. Ahem. #Monsterdon

So this is what the Cryptkeeper looked in his younger days? #Monsterdon

why was the woman killed by santa? #monsterdon

Well that was… a thing that happened.

You know, I like the Crypt Keeper a lot more after he develops a sense of humor.
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

bummer. Be a good person, I guess #monsterdon