Wait, she still has those heels on? #Monsterdon

"I'll always be with you"... what did he do, give her a yeast infection?

#monsterdon

Jude!!! #monsterdon

Now give that sword back to the Lady of the Lake

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He swam with that sword, huh?

Do we even get to see a manbearlizardpig cleaved in two to make sure its really dead?

#monsterdon #swampthing

while the agent is being moss healed, Evil Swampy comes back to fight good swampy with his sword, but because he sucks at swordfighting he loses anyway and now there's a (hopefully) dead wookiee bat in the bubbling swamp.

#monsterdon

magic moss. what all ladies secretly want from menfolks.
#Monsterdon

Mine 'head-canon' is that The Formula in Alec, especially as he was half-burnt, sucked a lot of the teeming life of the swamp into him, like an huge yin-whirlpool in him drawing in yang in the terminology used in such works as "Robo Vampire".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RycS7ck3I6g

#Monsterdon
#SwampThing

Take this, that’ll put hair…er… moss on your chest.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Woman needs to get hurt to properly motivate the hero! This is a brilliant literary device no one else has ever thought of!

aw fuck, they should not have gone with those eyes for the costume....dear fuck....

#Monsterdon

I, uh, don't think springs and swamps have connections like that which you can just swim through. But okay. #monsterdon

The stick is mightier than the sword #monsterdon

Both Good Swampy and Evil Swampy emerge (with Agent Big hair) in the inexplicably bubbling part of the swamp and start shoving each other. Then Evil Swampy stabs Agent Big Hair with his sword. Good Swampy arms himself with a tree trunk and uses "bash", apparently winning, then goes back to use his "lay on hands" skill to heal her. I think. Or nope, I was wrong. She just dies. No wait, he applies his moss to her boob to heal her.

#monsterdon

Not copping a feel. *Healing*. Totally legit. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Well, it's no Kaiju battle but two monsters hanging out in a swamp is still kinda cool. #monsterdon

Oh she’s part plant now! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing you have revived team member [cable]

This is what bathing in the swamp leads to. A lot of bubbles.

#monsterdon

Special glowy-hug cleanup required, in aisle seven.

#monsterdon

nicked Barbaeau's boob, now dude is out for revenge

#monsterdon

well now you did it, Arcane you punctured Cable. Swamp Thing's gonna go ALL OUT.

#monsterdon

Stabbed, right in the boob!

#monsterdon

oops Arcane brought a sword to a log fight

#Monsterdon

I swear Bruno became way more eloquent after drinking the formula

...perhaps he was being underutilized as a henchman

#Monsterdon

Godzilla vs Ghidera

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swamp thing vs the holiday armadillo

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#monsterdon You brought a sword to a swamp fight@@

🎶"The Night I Invented Swamp Juice"🎶🎶#monsterdon #gigi

#monsterdon Heya Monsterdon I missed you all!!!

i think everybody should take the formula. just for fun #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ oh yeah absolutely, that's old Bruno for you, offering to help heroes and making the most gawdawful sidecracks imaginable

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Arcane's inner monster is some kind of ginger rat man

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This is shaping up into a Godzilla vs Mothra style showdown.

#monsterdon

Swamp Thing's grass sword moment. Grow that arm, ST.

#AdventureTime #Monsterdon #SwampThing

What a bummer to take the Swamp Formula personality quiz and find out you're a California Raisin

#Monsterdon

Academy award winning costumes in this film.
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#Monsterdon haha omfg he deadpooled/baby grooted his severed arm

We told you. Don't get him wet and don't feed him after midnight. #Monsterdon

How long can Adrienne Barbeau breathe swamp water for?

Longer than you or I

#Monsterdon

If you have monster strength, what does the sword do for you exactly?

#monsterdon

The monster costumes and makeup in this movie are atrocious #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

@MatthewTitus88 @bunnyhero I can't get to my clappy princess gif, just pretend... #Monsterdon

A pig monster with a sword? Go on...

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#Monsterdon #SwampThing "a bit to the right, then to the left" "don't you mean.... oh nevermind"

Nice cross cutting between two transformations. One reaching to the light, another falling into (a cocoon) darkness.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

This villain has become a bit... boaring. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Now I am imagining what would happen if I drank the substance and became pure guilt and anxiety.

#Monsterdon

Algum brasileiro aqui? O vilão virou a Cuca! #monsterdon

I do not care for the inner Alec, mere moments into transformation. Transform into a manicurist maybe.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

These might be the worst creature costumes I've ever seen and I love them #Monsterdon

Weird Wookie but okay.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing MONSTER WITH A SWORD

@allanb What would that even be? no, no I don't want to know. #Monsterdon

guy's gonna turn into mold.

#monsterdon

Okay, but Cable was out in the sunlight for a long time after initially losing his arm. Why didn't it regrow until now?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

is this a cocoon?

is Big Bad a wasp?

#monsterdon

So he turned into a giant turd?

#Monsterdon

Where Swamp Thing once thrived, now Asparagus Man is born.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon He's going to be a pretty butterfly. Or…

oh no that suit is even worse, hahahaha

#monsterdon

Sword vs club. Methinks the filmmaker has gone a bit philosophical or something.
#Monsterdon

And we see the antagonist turning into Marsh Douche. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

is he pooping?

#monsterdon

@allanb don't tempt it

#Monsterdon

Is Swamp going a swamp dick to dick Cable?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He chose... poorly.

"When his eyes disappeared is when Arcane began to regret drinking the glowstick fluid"

#Monsterdon

@paco @SnoopJ #RaisesHand #Monsterdon

What if Arcane's assistant drinks the formula?

That would be 100x more interesting

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing is he gonna become ... too big for his britches

when I was a kid and I saw this movie, I thought that line about the formula bringing out their essence was totally deep.

#monsterdon

Because the evil rich guy believes in himself, he pours himself a glass of swamp man juice, walks outside to his porch and drinks it, hoping that he will become a swamp god. He says a villain monologue that I decided to just not care about. Shockingly, he doesn't (yet) turn into a swamp monster.

The tea pouring lady appears for the second time, but doesn't do anything interesting.

#monsterdon

@paco @SnoopJ a spectitular transformation

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Would you drink the ooze to amplify your inner self? #monsterdon

In his dungeon, evil rich guy has tied swampy to a sideways cross and is interrogating him, asking him why the formula turned his goon into a mere gollum but turned a slutty scientist into a powerful swampy. The difference between the two was their personalities or the power of love or something.

Also, Agent Big Hair is chained up next to Swampy.

#monsterdon

he's gonna turn into elon musk isn't he

#monsterdon #SwampThing

That’s right Arcane, you take that hubris and drink your swamp juice! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

mate your essence is douche not genius
#Monsterdon

The formula makes you more of that you already are.

@starkraving666: "So you were really swampy?"

#monsterdon #swampthing

I think this guy collects too much junk
#monsterdon

If I took the formula I'd grow two more arms so I could finally play Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man simultaneously

#Monsterdon

Ah, extract of glowstick

#Monsterdon

@Bluedepth lol well it'd be interesting to find out

#Monsterdon

so, Big Bad realizes the formula is _useless_ for him, yeah?

#monsterdon

This formula is something you take that makes you more You and produces great physical changes in the body.

Is the formula HRT? #monsterdon

#monsterdon So if you splatter it on Cable... what? Giant breasts and a immense perm? ;)

@yatsu Quite the philosopher for a henchman. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

I can think of a great number of people I'd like to give the ooze to now.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

#monsterdon An essence amplifier.. so, you've discovered alcohol..

“See, I became a very buff plant because I was, before, a mildly buff plant.” #monsterdon

Magic swamp juice is like Wabbajack

#monsterdon

uh, suddenly small?

#monsterdon

The secret of the ooze is inner truth.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

They're talking an awful lot about Bruno.

#monsterdon

TL:DR Bruno was POS, so it didn't work

#Monsterdon

totally the same actor yep
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„It’s every man for himself and god against all“ #monsterdon

What happened to all the energy lost when Bruno lost mass?

#monsterdon #swampthing