I think this guy collects too much junk
#monsterdon

If I took the formula I'd grow two more arms so I could finally play Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man simultaneously

#Monsterdon

Ah, extract of glowstick

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@Bluedepth lol well it'd be interesting to find out

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so, Big Bad realizes the formula is _useless_ for him, yeah?

#monsterdon

This formula is something you take that makes you more You and produces great physical changes in the body.

Is the formula HRT? #monsterdon

#monsterdon So if you splatter it on Cable... what? Giant breasts and a immense perm? ;)

@yatsu Quite the philosopher for a henchman. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

I can think of a great number of people I'd like to give the ooze to now.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

#monsterdon An essence amplifier.. so, you've discovered alcohol..

“See, I became a very buff plant because I was, before, a mildly buff plant.” #monsterdon

Magic swamp juice is like Wabbajack

#monsterdon

uh, suddenly small?

#monsterdon

The secret of the ooze is inner truth.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

They're talking an awful lot about Bruno.

#monsterdon

TL:DR Bruno was POS, so it didn't work

#Monsterdon

totally the same actor yep
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„It’s every man for himself and god against all“ #monsterdon

What happened to all the energy lost when Bruno lost mass?

#monsterdon #swampthing

that dude about to take another drink. sir, i would never drink anything this vampire gave me ever again.

#monsterdon

But because the goon didn't explode like the first swamp monster, I'm thinking this didn't quite work right and instead of turning him into a swamp monster it turns him into a sad swamp gollum.

#monsterdon

"Bruno what's the matter with you?"

We don't talk about Bruno!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@gnomon it's an 80s movie, so there will be at least 1 booby shot. It was a requirement.

#Monsterdon

well if there were any doubts about the fascism

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Having recovered the secret notebook, the Evil Rich guy is having a party at his evil rich house. He has brought Agent Big Hair there as a prisoner and gives a toast to the rambo who recovered the formula. But it was actually a trick and the toast was the swamp formula that he was testing on his chief goon, who starts turning into a swamp monster, growing warts and melting.

#monsterdon

I think Bruno was a better mook as a human tbh, bit of a fail there Arcane...

#Monsterdon

lol, Arcane has a special chair in the dungeon from which he gloats

#Monsterdon

"Marv, take the drug."

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Wait. Why did he shrink? Wrong formula..?

#Monsterdon

We don't talk about Bruno

#Monsterdon

If this dude invites you to a party and one person is tied to her chair and another is poisoned and turned into a monster, um, like leave?
#monsterdon

if I was at this party, I dunno if I'd finish my drink any more.

#monsterdon

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Boobs ⬆️
Bewbs ⬆️
Swamp bathing⬇️

#SwampThing

Bingo! I’m assume we’ve had a commentary on the power of nature, it must have gone over my head :blobcatupsidedown: #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing ohshit they're gonna make an anti-SwampThing like in Iron Man

C'mon actor playing Bruno, ACT!

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#monsterdon I hope you all enjoy my candelabra lair..

And fucking again... the rambos capture Agent Big Hair. For like the 20th time in this movie.

Surprisingly, they also capture the Swamp Thing with nets. She reveals to the evil rich guy that Swampy is the scientist, because mistakes. She thinks swampy knew that he would be caught, which he confirms with "the only way out is through." which makes no sense to me, but okay.

#monsterdon

Swamp Thing has to get kind of peeved at Alice at some point for repeatedly running off in this swamp full of evil henchmen

#Monsterdon

OK a party with one person tied up

#monsterdon

Not enough mullets in this film.
#monsterdon

Thank you all for joining me here in my political cartoon

#Monsterdon

Mr Tear-The-Roof-Off-The-Truck guy is powerless against a net and a few guys in a rugby scrum

#monsterdon

The only way out is through.

Plants reproduce by cuttings you know.
#Monsterdon

@Lazarou @LuluHelle

I believe the scientific name for that is "motility"

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A little Eau du Swamp bathing for sexy monster time

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It's not an 80s movie without both violence and titty. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Swamp Thing if you're gonna gawk at least close your mouth. You look like a trout

#Monsterdon

SWAMP BOI is RESPECTFULLY WATCHING

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Agent Big Hair faints from excitement after seeing the swamp thing, but when she wakes up he is talking and she realizes that Swampy is actually the Slutty Scientist because he's grunting about the diverse ecosystem and all the species of flowers. He's still missing an arm. But he has a chuckle. Sort of a crying chuckle.

Agent Big Hair is like "woah this is weird is this a dream" and he's like "NGL when you're a swamp thing everything is a dream."

#monsterdon

"ugh, put your tits away"

walks off into the swamp, crying....

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Alec, Adrienne was out of your league before you became Swamp Thing and yes you've gotten closer but you're still not really there

@saucerlost I will make sure this happens at some point

#Monsterdon

Coming to an audio book near you, Platitudes by Swamp Thing!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Wow, we've still got half an hour ,folks

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Agent Big Hair has been taken to the Evil Rich Guy, who being an Evil Rich Guy, holds court on the biggest boat in the swamp. She decides to do what you should do when you meat an evil rich guy and kicks him into the water.

Several Rambos pursue in a rare swimming chase. A swamp thing arrives to rescue her; the rambo cuts his arm off (proving that he is, like any anime demon, vulnerable to bladed weapons, but not guns) but he hits the rambo unconscious.

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Rented it from a cajun Liberace tribute slash zydeco band. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

"everything's a dream when you're alone"
Dude, you've been alone for, what, 7 hours?
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Quick! Put that arm on Jarnbjorn!

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Ahh Not the hair! I'm dead! - Ferret

#Monsterdon

Machete goes "shinngggg" when drawn from it's damp plastic sheath ?

#monsterdon #swampthing

The birds are much too loud in this swamp.
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I love how the entire #Monsterdon tag is united around Jude being The Best, and that the movie Should Not Mess With Jude

@cs #monsterdon

don't get your hopes up. It's "Piranha".

Well, looks like Swamp Thing has figured out the shortcomings of throwing people into waist-deep water and has moved on to crushing skulls.

On a different note, I assume somehow her shirt will be dry when she wakes up. #monsterdon

Bye, Ferret #Monsterdon

YES Cable. Take no shit. Yeet the boys overboard until they learn consent.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"OH SHIT THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD"

This line is especially important coming from a young black man in the 70s.

#monsterdon #swampthing

She tossed that dude into the swamp. I bet i know where she learned that one

#monsterdon

I finally remembered which Columbo episode had Louis Jourdan as the murderer. The one that also had Frankie Five Angels! It was a good one. #Monsterdon

Okay cool Swampy has paladin powers. Layin' on the hands, drylanders! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I feel like if this were the real D.C. comics Swamp Thing the creature would be breaking up the tossing bad guys into the water with some rending limb from limb for variety #monsterdon

YOU SHORE DO HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH

#monsterdon #SwampThing

SWAMP THING BETTER FIX JUDE GOD DAMN IT

#monsterdon #swampthing

"A strong adversary is like a beautiful, dangerous woman... both want me dead."
#Monsterdon

Jude the MVP #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Swamp Thing is alright in my book! He saved the best character!
#Monsterdon

Jude is wearing 68, but I hope he doesn't get 86ed.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

So he’s got healing powers? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Eat any good books, Worf? ;)

Jude is the best.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

That bald guy is going in the swamp again....

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"A strong adversary is like a beautiful, dangerous woman... unlikely to return my calls."
#Monsterdon

oh okay cool radioactive swamp thing fixed jude up

except for his eyesight

sorry kid

can only do so much

#monsterdon #SwampThing

So the rambos think they've won, but can't find the body of the swamp thing. Then the Swamp Thing ambushes them, tosses them into the water and then explodes their boat (it is powered by explodium, aka gasoline).

Then the evil rich guy appears shirtlessly and orders his goons back into the swamp to catch the evil secrets.

#monsterdon

Hey Jude! Don't make it bad. Take a sad swamp, and make it better.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Quick, Swampie! Turn Jude into Kid Swamp Thing!

#monsterdon

Star whip from an explosion in slow mo onto a topless Frenchman. No notes.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"We have to go back and help"

Okay. Yeah. I see that. But like, help who..? Which side are you going in on, lady..?

#Monsterdon

I assume Louis Jourdan insisted he get to have a shirtless scene.

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I hate you so much Wilhelm scream. You take me out of a movie everytime. I am no longer immersed to any degree. I am sitting in a chair listening to the comedic death cry of a man from a century ago.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"we're gonna need a bigger boat" vibes from Arcane.

#monsterdon

Remember that one of the most popular shows on TV at this time was "The A-Team"
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"Gotta go back and help"

WHAT? Help who?

#Monsterdon

Arcane you cannot convince me for a moment that you're not profoundly gay.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon He has captured our knigght, expose his queen... okay, dude, you are the dialogue king..

@Lazarou To be fair it seems rather effective

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This is the movie Bog could have been if it had dared to dream #monsterdon

WTF is going on? Why are these military people even here?

Why is the evil German-like dude shirtless?

#Monsterdon

A chess player LOL

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