Swampy needs to do more punchy and less tossy. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

OK, we give Swamp Thing that .50 cal machine gun and he'll be unstoppable.
#Monsterdon

Really wondering where my favorite character and second favorite character (the teenage boy) are in this attack the swamp thing montage. #monsterdon

In the 80s, even the boats blew up.

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I will say it’s hard to feel much in the way of stakes when the protagonist is intent on limiting his violence to throwing people into water you can easily stand up in. #monsterdon

Wilhelm Scream heard!

#Monsterdon

NO, WILHELM!!!

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I'm sad the creature makeup isn't as detailed as it would become in the TV series. It definitely looks more like a costume in this. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Kind of based more on movie versions of Frankenstein's monster than on what I remember of the comic book.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There's the Wilhelm Scream…

Of course the boats explode, they're made out of petrol

#Monsterdon

Thank goodness Swamp Thing has the power of all ferns, he's resilient as fuck!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon Tonight, on Swamp Patrol..

grenaded! in the back!

RUDE.

#monsterdon

This is how the US lost in Vietnam #monsterdon #swampthing1982

@Terencio No. They totally mean harm.

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He’s having a Frankenstein (‘s monster) moment. #Monsterdon

holy fork! what is swamp thing made from?
#Monsterdon

"just the good old boys....

never meanin no harm..."

#monsterdon

"We've got him cornered."

There are no corners in open swamp land. There's only one of them. They've cut off a mere 0.1 degrees of movement.

#Monsterdon

Radio Shack probably sponsored this movie.
#Monsterdon

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Swamp Thing has many strengths but balance and manual dexterity are not two of them

@allanb who needs a motor at that point just shoot until you're where you want to be #monsterdon

Idle thought: Swamp Thing got kind of a bad rap, having to be set on fire to get his super strength and resilience. Normally you'd think being bitten by a radioactive swamp would be enough.

#Monsterdon

I was expecting rambo to try shooting the swamp thing

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

send in the fanboats!

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@Lazarou https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalNegro #monsterdon

but now I'ma call him Sad Swampy Boy.

#monsterdon

This monster is one of the most thoughtful we've had so far on #Monsterdon .

He's making more sense than anyone else in this movie.

Swamp Things needs a lab partner not wearing a rubber suit.

#Monsterdon

He is not good with the glassware. A second date browsing at the china shop is probably a bad choice.

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look, there's reclaimed by nature and there's the literal Swamp Thing trying to run the lab.

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Damn these swamp fingers!!! #Monsterdon

Jude is honestly the best and we need more movies with Jude and I will die on this hill.

This movie better not fuck with him.

#monsterdon

RAAAAAA
God dammit!!!

#monsterdon

Hear me now, believe me later.
Swamp Thing is here to Pump. You. Up.

#Monsterdon

Oh I forgot who wore the locket.

(no I didn't)

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@floatybirb Swamp Thing yells at clouds.

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What is that totem on the front of the kid's boat? 😍
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This one's a @MagicIsTheCause special: "so when does he sing Rainbow Connection?"

#Monsterdon

how much the actor in that rubber suit is sweating

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I noticed that they shoot right through Swamp Thing's back; he has exit wounds and shit. Which I guess makes sense, because it'd be like shooting through compacted leaves and tree bark and stuff.

#Monsterdon

@darrenmorin @Terencio

Great timing!

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If they hurt Jude I'm rebelling. #monsterdon

We get a surprise return character when the teenage boy appears again and the agent is like "yeah we just had a little care crash here" but the boy is not buying it and is like "hmmm it looks like you had an action movie battle here" but then the boy is helpful and offers her a place to stay in the swamp so she doesn't get shot by rambos or eaten by (presumably other) swamp monsters.

#monsterdon

If I was a swamp thing I would also just stand in the middle of the swamp and yell.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Evil guy: "…This swamp…thing…"

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

#Monsterdon

Swamp Thing screams into the void, just like me! It's so relatable.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

The jeep doesn't knock Swamp Thing over because he's got his feet planted #monsterdon

#monsterdon is mst3k w/none of the production value

This kid is the best male ever to appear in cinema for decades. #monsterdon

Translation: "Stelllaaaaaaaaa!"

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

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there is something deeply wrong about that camo vneck tshirt

Did Nietzsche say that too, Dr Evil?

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Boy if his torso is that veiny imagine what his knob looks like. #monsterdon

And more for the Coke machine? Wasn’t she under water earlier? #Monsterdon

Abdoninal snowmens?!🤣
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Discount Ned Beatty lives! #Monsterdon

Hit-and-Run Trees would be a pretty cool band name.
#Monsterdon

I like Jude he is a cool dude #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing "abdominable" snowmen

Y’all heard R2, right?

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#Monsterdon
"Abdominal Snowmen"

That would have been a good time to exercise the ol' powers of speech, green guy. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#monsterdon Wow, he made the roof of the cab defy gravity entirely!

That roof! #monsterdon

A swamp is no place to be at night

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

"They mostly come at night, mostly..."

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Shoo! Shoo monster shoo! 🤣 #Monsterdon

They sprung for the helium-filled cover. Floats right away.
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@TerryHancock #monsterdon
His career seems to have moved in the wrong direction.

@SnoopJ no Cable was lying on the ground that was swamp thing work

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@thegiddystitcher and biology! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Shoo? Shoo? Shoo Swamp Thing? Come on woman! LOL

It's like a family friendly Toxic Avenger

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Swamp thing has some mass: physics

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I think they live in a parallel universe where physics is completely different. #Monsterdon

“Shoo,” she says to Swamp thing.

WTF?

#Monsterdon

I like this movie so far, but couldn't they have caked the swap-thing-suit in mud every once in a while?

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing love how he casually tosses dudes around

The kid called it. Trouble. #monsterdon

i wonder if he's that veiny all the way down

#monsterdon #SwampThing #monsterdong

But alas, AT&T is in on the conspiracy, and when Agent Big hair thinks she's calling her government boss, she's actually calling the big bad, who spins his limo around and summons rambos to attack the station.

While the boy sensibly hides under the counter, she runs out into the grass, being chased by multiple rambos and a camo truck.

#monsterdon

Well that was less racist than I was expecting #monsterdon

Poor Jude. Just minding the store and suddenly found himself in a Wes Craven movie.

#Monsterdon

I love this kid.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Golly, both of those vehicles handle like…well, they don’t. #Monsterdon #MalaiseEra

maybe next time take off your giant red shirt, ma'am.

#monsterdon

coke boy ❤️ #monsterdon

A spinoff with Jude and Cable in the swamp is the only thing I want to watch. Just moseying around swamp shops and cracking wise.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

“You better say that to someone whose desk you ain’t hiding behind”

Told you

Best character

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@ramsey
Discount villanous John Saxon!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

After his villain speech, evil rich guy learns that he's missing one part of the Rod of Seven Parts... I mean um... one of the seven science notebooks to make the evil formula. He gets a phone call from his goons (presumably about a swamp thing).

Meanwhile, Agent Big Hair escapes to find a broken gas station tended to by a teenage boy who is sitting outside doing nothing when she appears. She wanders into and uses agent speech to make her own secret phone call.

#monsterdon

I would like to do the people under the stairs for #Monsterdon if its ever not paywalled

"I better walk into this transparent phone booth to see if she's still in it."

#Monsterdon

Oh, how quaint, the bad guy drives around in a limo instead a convoy of black escalades.

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The child was right to be wary of this white devil bringing trouble, now there's an armed gang at the door.

#Monsterdon

Jude got the vending machine Fonzie moves! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Jude is now my favorite character in the movie

NOTHING had better happen to him

#Monsterdon

"Doesn't anything work around here?"
"Just me."
Heh.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing