Jude deserves an academy award.

#monsterdon

I wonder if Coca-Cola had some product placement here?

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#monsterdon You can save on casting if you make every character Louis Jourdan.

I think it is a flaw when the chief bad guy has me thinking about Gigi #monsterdon

One doesn't simply turn a stretch limo around #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

so how many people _is_ this guy?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

There would definitely be a phone booth in that location.

#Monsterdon

I'm gonna give a yay for representation if that kid ends up helping Swampy and survives until the end. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

“You in a plane crash?”

Love that that’s the first guess. Not a boat capsizing, or getting lost hiking. Plane Crash. #Monsterdon

these are the worst bunch of mercenaries in movie history 🤣
#monsterdon

She's completely dry. Must be all the awful men. #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

The prepared survivor always carries change for the payphone.

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I think they're supporting the "Who's the Real Monster?" theme by having the villains kill each other.

Predicted Swamp Thing actual kills: 0.

all that and she still has a dime? goddamn, get that woman a towel, she's ready

#monsterdon #SwampThing

I mean, to be fair, Gaston was a little evil to start with, I guess...

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THE GREAT UNFINISHED WORKS #monsterdon

Suddenly, swamp limo

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john woo wuz ere
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"and in your hands, sir... magnificent"

I'm expecting soft porn music in the background.
#monsterdon

Birdss!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Everyone bow before Steven't King or starve.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

✅ coffee served #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

'It's lovely to not sleep' <-- said noone, anywhere

OMG. That guy is Gaston from "Gigi"... 🤭

EEEEvil Gaston...

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Ferret Bueller #monsterdon

The rambos are searching for the swamp thing. Agent Big Hair wakes up and grunts, making Rambo Ron Swanson smile and get ready to shoot her. But then Rambo Ron Swanson is wrestling-yeeted by Swampy, losing his hit points.

Next we get a stealth game where the rambos are searching for Swampy and the Agent, and the Agent is sneaking away. The rambos are so bad at this they shoot one of their own guys; Swampy attacks another.

#monsterdon

Coffee is served.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I'll allow the swamp monster man who has a hastily established romantic interest in my favorite character as rescuer. Surviving being violently drowned isn't easy to do without help! #monsterdon

This guy, who is such a coward, is totally going for the Rambo look.

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I LOVE the Swamp Thing jump scare. 😀
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I feel as though Swamp Thing's costume should have more vines and foliage and less visible latex, in an ideal world #monsterdon

Yelling at Danny as if setting up part of your unit full of dumbasses to move into itself like that is not a huge mistake

#Monsterdon

Genuinely laughed out loud at the palm-camouflaged guy getting murked

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I wonder when swamp thing had a chance to develop its crush on Alice

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Speaking of boyfriends, isn't it almost Monsterfucker month?

Can't say this guy's my type though.

#Monsterdon

danny you utter bowl of semolina
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That was a quick transformation.

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nice shot asshole

fucking denny

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Everyone gets their sag card before they ostensibly kill her

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

When I was a kid, this was supposedly an awesome movie.

It is not an awesome movie.

#Monsterdon

@maple #TeamMonster always

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Okay so Swamp Thing wasn't the first pile of animated swamp stuff ever written but he was the first in comicbooks right? Nope!
The first pile of weeds shaped like a man was THE HEAP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heap_%28comics%29
Who has a really confusing history and multiple reboots under alot of different publishers.
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oh my good gracious that is one heck of a rubber suit

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SWAMP THING!

SWAMP THING!

SWAMP THING!

:blobrainbow:

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Ah yes, proud graduates of the Storm Trooper Shooting Academy!
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"TK421, Tyrone, shoot him!"

A long time ago in a swamp far away, there were 5 stormtroopers...

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#monsterdon Does anyone talk about how bad #swampthing must smell?

its weird to have scenes that are well paced and competently shot

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@Lazarou

cuz of the Lucas wipes?

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#monsterdon Yay! Swamp Thing! Nobody will notice it's a whole different actor!

Oh, I think we have Swamp Thing transformation sign!

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(That was quick)

And I don't think holding her under is going to help her swim. You're a bad teacher!
#Monsterdon

Huh huh huh huh, yeah boss, you really drowned her good there

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing MONSTER YAYYYY

@ramsey #monsterdon

tbh so far the script's better than most the things Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck's been in.

Swamp Rambo's voice-over is from Brooklyn. I still don't know his motivation in this film.
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I will now refer to Evil Rambo as ADR Cigar

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#monsterdon This is a really lousy Stallone-alike. Staclone? Ooh, a Kirk chop.

Last time I visit Florida.
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Folks, Adrienne Barbeau and Ray Wise are actually good actors, but there’s nothing they could have done to improve this horrible script.

Quit saying “discount Sigourney” and saying Wise is a “poor man’s” Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck. They don't deserve it.

#Monsterdon

Definitely the first murderous psychopath to quote Nietzsche.
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underwater fireckackers, Neat!
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We really dug those artsy screen wipes in 1982

the thing is wes craven was a competent director so like things are actually happening in this movie

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So apparently our scientist is going to become his experiment in fine scifi fiction tradition! That was a lot of being on fire with a green goo! #monsterdon

Bandanna boy has a very whiny voice. It’s amusing.

#Monsterdon

The Toxic Avenger will be bac---- Oh, no I mean Swamp Thing.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

bets on this scene being very scary to film for the actors involved
night time, fire, molten chunks and explosions
#Monsterdon

The submerged flaming doctor is a real fireworks show.

#monsterdon

OHHHhhhh, The flammable DNA gets on the dude scientist, and he runs into the swamp. So, I'm guessing this is Swamp Thing's origin story.
#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter To me he sounds Belgian #monsterdon

Okay, that was some quality guy-on-fire-and-also-blowing-up work.

#Monsterdon

Discount Rambo is going to going to get some serious comeuppance, I can feel it.

#monsterdon

Damn. He ran a long way on a lot of fire. Impressive. #monsterdon

THESE ARE NOT GOOD LAB CONDITIONS

THIS IS AN UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT

#monsterdon

Seems a bit early for a supervillain monologue, but okay

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah yes, plasma, the fifth element. I-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The Last House on the Edge of the Swamp #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Great guy on fire stunt. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

OMG a Mission Impossible style rubber mask!? Baaahahahaha I absolutely did not see that coming.

#monsterdon

This composer’s philosophy is that music should be like gunshots: rare, short, and extremely obtrusive. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero he doesn't have a hat on anymore #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Louis Jourdan has such a great speaking voice.

Well that's convenient, kill the wife.

We certainly can't have TWO female leads!

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#monsterdon Louis Jourdan!! Good face-off moment there..

We already have a face ripped off.
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See, it took half a dozen armed guys to take her down. Give her a few weapons and a giant xenomorph to hunt and she'll be fine.

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#monsterdon Yes. The good old Mission Impossible mask. Classic.

I don't think that's how giving an arm and a leg works...
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You've heard of me, but you've never seen me. My name is Aki. Akihabara.

#monsterdon

So, this movie has Mission Impossible technology!

#Monsterdon

ETHAN HUNT #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

I represent a certain party of Jazzercise enthusiasts

#Monsterdon

He just Star Trek chopped her.

#Monsterdon

She just beat up a sentient plant!
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At least this scientist with the high heels knows how to throw a mean punch...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon All swamp labs should have a PENETRATION alarm..

"Yay! Scientific breakthrough! I think I'll celebrate with some non-consensual kissing!"

#monsterdon

the formula replaces the rest of the stuff that little pine tree branches need to live, like the tree, and etcetera
#monsterdon

No PPE no glasses, lean in real close, ok science go head! #monsterdon