One doesn't simply turn a stretch limo around #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

so how many people _is_ this guy?

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Pretty sure she's half Romulan, half 70s.
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There would definitely be a phone booth in that location.

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I'm gonna give a yay for representation if that kid ends up helping Swampy and survives until the end. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

“You in a plane crash?”

Love that that’s the first guess. Not a boat capsizing, or getting lost hiking. Plane Crash. #Monsterdon

these are the worst bunch of mercenaries in movie history 🤣
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She's completely dry. Must be all the awful men. #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

The prepared survivor always carries change for the payphone.

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I think they're supporting the "Who's the Real Monster?" theme by having the villains kill each other.

Predicted Swamp Thing actual kills: 0.

all that and she still has a dime? goddamn, get that woman a towel, she's ready

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I mean, to be fair, Gaston was a little evil to start with, I guess...

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THE GREAT UNFINISHED WORKS #monsterdon

Of course the important missing notebook is Notebook No. 7 #Monsterdon

Suddenly, swamp limo

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john woo wuz ere
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"and in your hands, sir... magnificent"

I'm expecting soft porn music in the background.
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Why the heck doesn't that limo sink?

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Birdss!

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Everyone bow before Steven't King or starve.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Job description.
Blond, big eyes, great at flattery. Must be able to hand tea cup to me and listen to my evil plans.

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✅ coffee served #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

'It's lovely to not sleep' <-- said noone, anywhere

The moral of this film so far is that you should always accept the creepy advances of men in the workplace, just in case they're going to turn into Swamp Things and save you from drowning one day. #Monsterdon

OMG. That guy is Gaston from "Gigi"... 🤭

EEEEvil Gaston...

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Ferret Bueller #monsterdon

Ok, sentimental mercenary an't too bright.

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The rambos are searching for the swamp thing. Agent Big Hair wakes up and grunts, making Rambo Ron Swanson smile and get ready to shoot her. But then Rambo Ron Swanson is wrestling-yeeted by Swampy, losing his hit points.

Next we get a stealth game where the rambos are searching for Swampy and the Agent, and the Agent is sneaking away. The rambos are so bad at this they shoot one of their own guys; Swampy attacks another.

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Coffee is served.

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I'll allow the swamp monster man who has a hastily established romantic interest in my favorite character as rescuer. Surviving being violently drowned isn't easy to do without help! #monsterdon

This guy, who is such a coward, is totally going for the Rambo look.

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I LOVE the Swamp Thing jump scare. 😀
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I feel as though Swamp Thing's costume should have more vines and foliage and less visible latex, in an ideal world #monsterdon

Yelling at Danny as if setting up part of your unit full of dumbasses to move into itself like that is not a huge mistake

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Genuinely laughed out loud at the palm-camouflaged guy getting murked

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I wonder when swamp thing had a chance to develop its crush on Alice

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@jadebees

Yeah, not even a training montage showing him developing his swamp-fu

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Speaking of boyfriends, isn't it almost Monsterfucker month?

Can't say this guy's my type though.

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danny you utter bowl of semolina
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Our Female Protagonist seriously needs to find better hiding places #Monsterdon

That was a quick transformation.

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nice shot asshole

fucking denny

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lol, they shot they're own guy

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Everyone gets their sag card before they ostensibly kill her

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When I was a kid, this was supposedly an awesome movie.

It is not an awesome movie.

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@maple #TeamMonster always

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Okay so Swamp Thing wasn't the first pile of animated swamp stuff ever written but he was the first in comicbooks right? Nope!
The first pile of weeds shaped like a man was THE HEAP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heap_%28comics%29
Who has a really confusing history and multiple reboots under alot of different publishers.
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oh my good gracious that is one heck of a rubber suit

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Rambo and the two bush-heads are toast!

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SWAMP THING!

SWAMP THING!

SWAMP THING!

:blobrainbow:

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Ah yes, proud graduates of the Storm Trooper Shooting Academy!
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"TK421, Tyrone, shoot him!"

A long time ago in a swamp far away, there were 5 stormtroopers...

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@klu9 lol, yes! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Does anyone talk about how bad #swampthing must smell?

its weird to have scenes that are well paced and competently shot

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@Lazarou

cuz of the Lucas wipes?

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#monsterdon Yay! Swamp Thing! Nobody will notice it's a whole different actor!

Oh, I think we have Swamp Thing transformation sign!

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(That was quick)

And I don't think holding her under is going to help her swim. You're a bad teacher!
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I think there must have been this one stuntman who specialized in running while on fire. He was in a lot of stuff in the 80s! #Monsterdon

Huh huh huh huh, yeah boss, you really drowned her good there

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing MONSTER YAYYYY

@ramsey #monsterdon

tbh so far the script's better than most the things Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck's been in.

Swamp Rambo's voice-over is from Brooklyn. I still don't know his motivation in this film.
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I will now refer to Evil Rambo as ADR Cigar

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#monsterdon This is a really lousy Stallone-alike. Staclone? Ooh, a Kirk chop.

Last time I visit Florida.
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Folks, Adrienne Barbeau and Ray Wise are actually good actors, but there’s nothing they could have done to improve this horrible script.

Quit saying “discount Sigourney” and saying Wise is a “poor man’s” Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck. They don't deserve it.

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Definitely the first murderous psychopath to quote Nietzsche.
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underwater fireckackers, Neat!
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We really dug those artsy screen wipes in 1982

Those flames seem to be all practical, and today, that would all be CGI. Salute! Stunt team!
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the thing is wes craven was a competent director so like things are actually happening in this movie

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So apparently our scientist is going to become his experiment in fine scifi fiction tradition! That was a lot of being on fire with a green goo! #monsterdon

Bandanna boy has a very whiny voice. It’s amusing.

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The Toxic Avenger will be bac---- Oh, no I mean Swamp Thing.

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bets on this scene being very scary to film for the actors involved
night time, fire, molten chunks and explosions
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that was a good long Person On Fire sequence tho.

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The submerged flaming doctor is a real fireworks show.

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OHHHhhhh, The flammable DNA gets on the dude scientist, and he runs into the swamp. So, I'm guessing this is Swamp Thing's origin story.
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@Violinknitter To me he sounds Belgian #monsterdon

Okay, that was some quality guy-on-fire-and-also-blowing-up work.

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Discount Rambo is going to going to get some serious comeuppance, I can feel it.

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Damn. He ran a long way on a lot of fire. Impressive. #monsterdon

THESE ARE NOT GOOD LAB CONDITIONS

THIS IS AN UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT

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Seems a bit early for a supervillain monologue, but okay

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#monsterdon Ah yes, plasma, the fifth element. I-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Great guy on fire stunt. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

The Last House on the Edge of the Swamp #Monsterdon #SwampThing

OMG a Mission Impossible style rubber mask!? Baaahahahaha I absolutely did not see that coming.

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This composer’s philosophy is that music should be like gunshots: rare, short, and extremely obtrusive. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Louis Jourdan has such a great speaking voice.

@bunnyhero he doesn't have a hat on anymore #Monsterdon

Well that's convenient, kill the wife.

We certainly can't have TWO female leads!

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#monsterdon Louis Jourdan!! Good face-off moment there..

We already have a face ripped off.
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See, it took half a dozen armed guys to take her down. Give her a few weapons and a giant xenomorph to hunt and she'll be fine.

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#monsterdon Yes. The good old Mission Impossible mask. Classic.

BIG REVEAL! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

I don't think that's how giving an arm and a leg works...
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