You've heard of me, but you've never seen me. My name is Aki. Akihabara.

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So, this movie has Mission Impossible technology!

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ETHAN HUNT #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

I represent a certain party of Jazzercise enthusiasts

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He just Star Trek chopped her.

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She just beat up a sentient plant!
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At least this scientist with the high heels knows how to throw a mean punch...

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#monsterdon All swamp labs should have a PENETRATION alarm..

rambuuuuuuu nuuuuuuuuuuu

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"Yay! Scientific breakthrough! I think I'll celebrate with some non-consensual kissing!"

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Scientific discovery makes scientists so horny. #Monsterdon

the formula replaces the rest of the stuff that little pine tree branches need to live, like the tree, and etcetera
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No PPE no glasses, lean in real close, ok science go head! #monsterdon

every console needs a blinking PENETRATION light. 😏

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These actors are actually really good, when they’re given decent scripts, but my guess is Craven wouldn’t let them ad-lib anything, so they were stuck with this atrocious, wooden nonsense.

#Monsterdon

so it actually is reanimator juice just for plants okay

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Sorry. When did they become a couple?

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We made a discovery, now let's make out!

throwing a bunsen burner does not make you a science god.
I dropped a rack of test tubes once and am still mere mortal
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SLAP HIM

#monsterdon #SwampThing

feeeed meeeeeeeee

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A biologist who throws bunsen burners

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Oh not. That pine looks suspicious!

So when does superplant Audrey II start singing?

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Out here in the swamp, you only get one channel, channel 3, and it ain't no good.
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Qh yes I remember 2001 when wall 6.5+ billion of us were starving 24 years ago and they saved us with the desert tomato beast #Monsterdon

I mean... fungi and animal would work out way better, but I'm a bit biased. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I for one would love to see a plant jump out and start dancing the fandango.
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Vegetable cell with an animal nucleus.

If he's looking for organisms that photosynthesize and eat, there are plenty of protists that can.

If he wants animals that photosynthesis. You don't start with Bacillus unless you want to wait a couple of million years.

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no i want it to jump out of the beaker and sing hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal

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The dialogue in this movie is horrible.

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Remember when 2001 seamed like a long way away? Different perspective from 2025.
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Animal, vegetable, mineral? #Monsterdon

Ah of course, the two great branches of the tree of life, animal and vegetable

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Last I checked *Looks outside* yup, we're still growing corn in the US of A and it's well past 2001.

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"in the year 2001"

WELL THAT DATES THINGS

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The magic words "recombinant DNA"!
Soon we will have vegetable meats!
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Yeah just stand RIGHT over the top of the explosive liquid.

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Did he refer to a bacterium as—either "plant' or "anima—Wait, I can't keep up with all the dodgy science in this bit

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They probably use the radiation to make their explosive glow, because why not

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#monsterdon Aren't you tired of plants that just wilt and die if you breathe on them? Wouldn't you rather have a plant that GETS IT DONE like a timber wolf?!

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"DNA" has been said. "Recombinant DNA". Anyone have that on a Bingo card..?

We got a Lucas-like slide wipe.
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DNA chromosomes! Science words!

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@cargot_robbie She’s totally not a wannabe Sigourney, and he’s totally not a wannabe Burt Reynolds. These folks are good actors in their own right. (Maybe not in this movie, though.)

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"I am very close to growing a plant with an animal's aggressive desire to survive."

"And a mushroom's intense desire to stay in one place."

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radio shack colour computer monitor

now that's product placement!

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can't really follow, but is what is happening here "science explanation about how DNA is actually dynamite in the right conditions" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Did you just tell a woman with IQ 'like a phone number' to be careful with an explosive liquid? ...Though she did dip her fingers in it. Objection withdrawn.

Sciencing electronics.

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@socketwench My best guess, they wanted an Australian but they ended up with a Mancunian

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We make edibles here

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Big old chonky cassette futurism set up there...

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"this is literally dynamite"
dunks her hand in the stuff.

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Yes, yes, Scoop the scary glowing liquid with your unprotected fingers. Such a good plan!

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That’s not a possum, that’s a possum!

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I gotta admire that 80s Hair on our heroine.

Teased within an inch of its life.

And GLOVES. Wear GLOVES lady!
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We are witnessing that rare film event where Ray Wise is the good guy.

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Gahhhh, stahp talking, faux-aussie guy. Your accent is infuriatingly fake. :blobcatnotlikethis:

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Wish Sigourney seems to have stolen Burt Reynold's Hawaiian shirt. It looks better on her, sorry Burt.

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You know it's a good #monsterdon when half the costumes are just generic camo from the sporting goods store.

#monsterdon My kingdom for waders! Why no waders! You could walk anywhere in the swamp and not have to pull gnarly out of your shoes and socks! Ah well... Wes Craven loves goopy.

He’s the poor man’s Jeff Goldblum

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They don't have sexual harassment HR training videos in the swamp.

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@allanb I thought it actually said "Caution Radiation" (and more text that was cut off)

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this is a terrible first date. she's not gonna throuple.

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#monsterdon That pinata SUCKED.

“Save the malarkey for your wife.”

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how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a sensor pop?

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Okay, I buy Holland's attitude on nature and why swamps are interesting, but eugh...

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Good thing she packed a skin tight deep v neck and a Hawaiian shirt.

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Chekhov’s quicksand???
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"Pump and flow"

Ray Wise is putting some moves on Barbeau
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#monsterdon GenX quicksand, in the swamp. Yeah, well, ohhh-tay.

"Gators gonna gate. Don't hate the gator, hate the gatee"

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IQ like a phone number. In a movie that means it starts with '555' #monsterdon

yum, wet, swamp denim....

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#monsterdon Her hair is like a crocheted motorcycle helmet, geez.

A Rodent of Our Usual Size. 😃
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Twin Peaks on
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Uggghhhhhhh possums, why did it have to be possums

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Radio Shack TRS-80 computers these folk spared no expense #HighTech #Monsterdon

@nev same

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They wanted a Crocodile Dundee Australian accent. They got a Scouser with a hat.
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Was Ray Wise just abusing a ferret?!

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Ahhh, comic book movies. A high tech subterranean facility in the middle of a swamp.

With clean, dry walls and everything.

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Back when fingerprint scanners were futuretech to show your secret base was cool

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It's Young Ray Wise!

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"...this is where we grow pumpkin spice."

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

sure, that fits in that shack

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I'm still wondering why there are dime store commandos in this Swamp.
Does that make it Florida..?

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I don't think she was properly prepared for this journey #monsterdon

Is that guy's accent Aussie or Scottish? It's as wobbly as that swamp porch.
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#monsterdon The substance. You can almost catch a whiff of Unobtanium.

the _substance_

temu stuff?

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Oh yes, suit man, they brought a WOMAN who KNOWS THINGS, yes, it turns out THIS IS POSSIBLE

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So they chased a guy to rub a snake on his face? #Monsterdon #SwampThing

"You think the Pope isn't Catholic?"

Haha that old chestnut

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Oooo, a FLOODED graveyard, that's how you get your water ghosts.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

SWAMP CHURCH

SWAMP CHURCH!

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