#monsterdon Mr gunn is quite a name for a gun hire

I don't think that sheriff is a member of mensa somehow #Monsterdon

did we even know what arcane’s deal was? was he just some rich guy? #monsterdon

#monsterdon ahhh~ she can get in my jeans anytime she wants to.

@steggy @paco 😂

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I just realized this week and last week were both botanical themed

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The death ray also heats up your ribena whilst you are waiting
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@diazona took @paco a minute and he's sitting next to me lol
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#monsterdon ahhhh! well I for one am glad they vaporised that poor person.

[Shrieking continues] #monsterdon

@Terencio
I agree. I'd only seen the sequel before - better costumes, and more camp. This one seemed like it was made by someone who liked the story. 👍

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Just a little CCR....

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#monsterdon oh yuck, bug person scares me.

OK, Swamp Thing 2 already has a great soundtrack

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What the hell?? Louis's back?!?!

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:blobastonished: Swamp Thing has already returned on @miru !!! #Monsterdon

Zoo of horrors here
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"Leave the TV on, they love that guy on T.J. whatshisname"

Blatant fan service reference to the TV show Heather Locklear was on, T.J. Hooker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._J._Hooker

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Ummm, Swamp thing needs to lay off the donuts.

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@steggy lol nice one

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Well she's extra
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I came real close to a couple of double bingos and even one triple, but just couldn't seal the deal. Still, thank you everyone for a wonderful #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#monsterdon vegetating

#monsterdon you can stroke a plant and it won't come onto you

OK, *now* we get Audrey

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Oddly I've seen this version, or parts of it at least. I've watched these out of sequence. The horror crime! #Monsterdon

Come on Swamp Thing, I'm ROOTING for you!

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I lost track, what happened to Linda Holland? Did she take a bullet at some point? #monsterdon

no bingo for me, but that's fine

the real monsters were the shitposts we made along the way

#monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon is this the best film adaptation of a comic?

My review on #letterboxd put it squarely in the middle, a solid outing despite the janky monster get-ups. Fun to watch a Wes Craven film for #monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/swamp-thing/

This one's playing it for shits and giggles

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@steggy niiiice

also I like that image, it's not the one we usually see for Devil Girl memes

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@OliviaVespera

Thanks to @ryan

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Sound effects by Jay’s Meat and Provision Company? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lipstick is on point 💋

You know, as far as rubber suited monster movies go, this one was actually pretty good! #Monsterdon

oh, yup, FIN, right off into the swamp

thanks for a great monsterdon everyone 😃 #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

@kshernandez s'okay, it happens a lot

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@r343l yeah I would have thought so but if there was I missed it

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@pngwen #monsterdon

who needs tenure? bet he could fund himself by finding mineral deposits for mining corporations.

Swamp Thing's sprout arm reminds me of Finn's flower arm in Adventure Time
https://share.google/images/SEciNMz9jaOuHlmKW

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Return of Swamp Thing has dry-ice-itis, too

https://miru.miyaku.media

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@klu9 I mean like is it a double feature tonight for #monsterdon

I have no idea what we are watching now, but I'm cool with that #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, DAD

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK?!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

@OliviaVespera

It just started

#Monsterdon

Amazon has now begun autoplaying The Giant Spider Invasion. Thanks, but that's a show for another #monsterdon (redux)

#monsterdon #swampthing

(a scientist is turned into a plant monster)

"Wait, can I still drink coffee in this form?"

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And we end the only appropriate way this movie could, with the return of Jude!

I enjoyd that a lot. Despite the bloviation of the big bad. It had ineffectual mercenaries, gratuitous cleavage (and more), a serious latex suit, and plenty of shlorp. shlorp, shlorp foley.

Thank you every one for the laughs, and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting.

#monsterdon

The moral of the story is when the company sends you out to repair some broken piece of electronic something or other and you end up having to run around the wilderness in your nightgown it is your responsibility to put in for those unexpected expenses when you make out your report afterwards #monsterdon

I award Swamp Thing (1982) 3 out of 5 exploding boats. It was extremely mid. I liked all the swamp and all the boats. Parts of it almost made sense.

It could have been shorter; my suggestion would be to only have Agent Big Hair get captured like 2 times instead of 32 times. The best character was gas station boy, because he was doing the best he could in a weird scenario.

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Next on https://miru.miyaku.media : Return of Swamp Thing

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Jude shows up! Cable and Jude watch Swamp Thing walk away. He's taking a really long time to walk away.

And credits! That's a wreck!! Swamp Thing fucks off into the s̶e̶a̶ swamp, Jude and Cable... presumably eventually leave the swamp? The agency behind the villain is presumed to implode in the absence of its senior leadership?

That was hilarious and goopy! Thank you for hosting, @Taweret ! Thank you for the bingo card, @Cherizilla !

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Another film back into its can of shame. A little less shameful than some on #Monsterdon . #SwampThing1982

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Heels in the swamp was a bad choice.

@Taweret Would it be a #monsterdon worthy film had he not?

oh boy, mud wrestling

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#monsterdon Lest anyone think this was a Bog Production:

Hmm. My copy is circling back, and now I see... they just start with a synopsis of the movie in on-screen text. Honestly that kind of helps with following this goofy movie.

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Arcane looks like a Warg #Monsterdon

The kid's back at the end! He's changed his shirt! He was gone for how long?! How did he find her anyway?!? #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure he could tell the story just fine without involving her #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

And the post mastodon song is...

You guessed it. HEY JUDE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA

And the credits go back to faux-Rite of Spring

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Jude wisely minding his own business during the Swamp Thing Smackdown.

Jude will return in Avengers: Swamp Thing.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Who dropped all that dry ice in the swamp?

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I- want - to - keep - my - choices - open

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@paco according to the credits, she more an evening gown at some point. Or at least someone designed one for her. I guess I missed that

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Now I'm wondering if the DC show is any good. I heard it's loosely based on the Alan Moore stint on the comic #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

ok that was an ending, I guess?
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#monsterdon Huh. Well. I bet she'll have a special place in her heart for mudbaths.

Wow, how rude of them to not answer Jude's question!
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Why did Reggie Batts disappear after this? #Monsterdon

"RADIO SHACK, A Tandy Company..."

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Swamp Thing fucks off into the swamp.

Jude is back! Yay!

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Lmao that was fun thanks friends!!! #monsterdon #swampthing1982

@OliviaVespera her dad #Monsterdon

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a Swamp Thing and make it better
na na na naa-naa

#Monsterdon

And Jude lives! Movie scores a point! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Seriously? That’s it?

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and Jude survived! this movie is literally the best movie ever, all is forgiven.

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He will never enjoy a brandy again #monsterdon

I too am happy to see Jude.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Good swamp, excellent thing. Green/10.

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swampy carries Agent Big Hair a little bit and pets her, then leaves to go live in the swamp, instead of, I dunno, going back to human society and being a famous swamp monster + scientist. Okay, maybe not the choice I would have made there.

He tells her to tell his story. The gas station boy appears to um... I dunno help her get to the next gas station. Then credits.

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#monsterdon They couldn't have made his hands clumsier-looking? It's not like he's never worked with gloves on.

“With these?”

Dude, you aren’t the only scientist with a disability. You could work a little harder to figure this stuff out

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@Rozzychan Dad?! Dad? DAD. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK, DAD?!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Also, did the little guy and manbearpig also have magical healing/raise the dead powers? Or did they get spells from different clerical domains? #monsterdon

He was supposed to sink out of sight into duckweed or something, not... trudging through mud for 300m. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Well, that's a better ending than usual, or at least a less abrupt one.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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#monsterdon with these sausage fingers!!

"Alec, you can start your work again!"

My mom: "With these hands?"

Swamp Thing: "With these?"

lolololol

#monsterdon #swampthing

Swamp thing mumbles and doesn't make sense. Whatever he wanted us to know is lost until he comes back out and enunciates clearly.
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Cable gonna run out and get her Monster Fucker Permit before her next visit to the swamp. #monsterdon

Kid still doesn't have any parents. Dad'll come back in a week.
"Anything happen while I was away?"
😅
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#monsterdon Yep, he fucked off into the swamp.. as predicted by many..

Hog thing rises again #Monsterdon #SwampThing

No, Jude. He won't.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982