Why did he wear a suit to a swamp, and why did she wear heels?

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Better use of the land anyway, nature over churches any day.

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Oh the Swamp Thing is just a guy in a Rambo bandana? And a horde of other mercenaries?
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guy's never heard of wizard of oz

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#monsterdon What suit would you wear to a swamp?

I parked my helicopter down in dagobah

#monsterdon #thesagabegins

Oh, gators like wolverines

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#monsterdon Is that an anaconda in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A trouser snake?

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Ooh, ooh. Are those wood spikes sticking out of the water…cypress knees?

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"...we got a runner, I mean swimmer, I mean splasher"

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Yeah they sent a woman out here. Haven't you seen Alien?

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Nailed the guy? Like...???

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Me at work next year: "one of those life forms nailed the guy you're replacing."

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Mark casual sexism on your Bingo card.

Gators near washington... is this a joke about DC being built on a swamp?

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*starts humming the Jurassic Park theme*

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temu rambo is GO?

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Oops, sorry, my mom won’t let me watch this movie, it starts with a swear #Monsterdon

Rambo: First Swamp

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Swamp Thing, Edited by Richard Bracken 🤔

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A "52"

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don't say "yeah, eat me" because well

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Was that…the scream of the majestic bald eagle? (that is, a red-tailed hawk) 🦅🇺🇸

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i even forgot this was a wes craven movie #monsterdon

I had Dick Durock once. Had to take these big pills. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Craven as in Wes

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WES CRAVEN 👏 #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

#monsterdon Never be a creative genius in the swamp.

And #Monsterdon is away. In the depths of the swamp it's the Swamp Thing.

WE GOT EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE NATTO TASTES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

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@diazona right? otherwise it's a threat
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A little cranial hypertrophy never hurt anyone!

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Well that was interesting

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#monsterdon our doctor's a furry

sounds of the swamp now on vinyl!
includes such hits as tootling pan pipe, Vaseline lens love scene
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In Little Shop of Horrors, plant eats you.
In Soviet Return of Swamp Thing, *you* eat plant!

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#monsterdon oh is this like demolition man?

did she just take a bit out of his cucumber (not a euphemism)?

and i guess Cable from the first one never came back?

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#monsterdon cowards, be willing to show us a monster sex scene with the suit

You said it yourself, I'm a plant.

That's okay I'm a vegetarian!!!!!!
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uh wait was that a low key oral joke?
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The "Mrs. Swamp Thing" spinoff movie never happened, but at least we got the arcade game

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@diazona

From "With these?" to Indy 500 champ in no time

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What's happens when Swampie ooze mixes with bubble bath?

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wait, did #WrongSwampThing just pass the Bechdel test?

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Goon Gunn is the brother of Katey Sagal (Peggy Bundy, Leela)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Sagal

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This Mansion has all the mod cons...hot and cold running Swamp Juice!!

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Look at the size of that organ he's fingering!

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yeah trying being the operative here
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Made it back for the sweet, melancholy ending. Loads of fun, as always. Thanks, @Taweret and co. #Monsterdon

Electro-Gator?

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"Mommy, why are Devo and Men Without Hats shooting green Schwarzenegger?"

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#monsterdon I feel like the directors making fun of some folks with this depiction

Battle of the cypress knees! #Monsterdon

Montage: Hick version of planes trains and automobiles

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#monsterdon that is a shiny dress. oh no.

Unexpected chain reaction of exploding cars

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@steggy

Please! Nobody give swamp potion to Gallagher!

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#WaffleAMovieShowOrPlay

Swamp Waffle

#monsterdon woaaah~ she answered back. Mr Gunn loves his chest hair.

This film needs more watermelon smashing. Just saying.

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Bonfire of the Jalopies

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#monsterdon they really had fun with the pyrotechnics tonight

lightning sticks are the best weapon in a swamp fight
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@OliviaVespera

Yes, and...?

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Whose essence is Cthulhu?

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#monsterdon XD XD XD
How are we gonna get out the window's locked.
hey that's my dad's bowling call.

This is like some improv.

#monsterdon he's very observant of astrology

Dark and stormy night ✅
Creepy portrait ✅
Young innocent girl ✅
Child comic relief ✅

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#monsterdon coca cola, pepsi mtv and porno. Look at these babes!!

Is that a young Fortune Feimster?

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#monsterdon that kid has got some tone and muscle

@diazona

She was in the 70's/80s Superman movies, Conan etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas_(actress)

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this kid is not as likeable as our last wee hero
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#monsterdon I like this kid

Where the bi-way meets the bayou #monsterdon Is that what the gay clubs are called?

“If the essence is, let us say, genius.” Gah, these conceited masterminds are all the same. #Monsterdon

open flames near canvas oil paintings
whatever could go wrong?
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#monsterdon superimposed skull!

"My evil eyes are up here, Arcane."

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Holy shit, Heather Locklear! #monsterdon

#monsterdon this house with the guards feels like a setup for a stealth game map

step scientist mum there totally not giving off - I will murder you when you sleep - vibes.
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"She must be considered our prized possession." Yes, because women are a thing one owns.
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#monsterdon why is this scientist showing his daughter around.

She looks like Britney Spears to me, but you do you

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@OliviaVespera Dick on the streets, cop in the sheets

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#monsterdon So we're clear, he's a nazi right?

@OliviaVespera Hires Gunn, Private Dick

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@OliviaVespera

"Goon" was taken

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I actually WAS watching the #Monsterdon tonight but also dealing with a great deal of teenage sturm und drang. 😩 So I didn't follow along with the commentary.

#monsterdon Mr gunn is quite a name for a gun hire

I don't think that sheriff is a member of mensa somehow #Monsterdon

did we even know what arcane’s deal was? was he just some rich guy? #monsterdon

#monsterdon ahhh~ she can get in my jeans anytime she wants to.

@steggy @paco 😂

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I just realized this week and last week were both botanical themed

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The death ray also heats up your ribena whilst you are waiting
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@diazona took @paco a minute and he's sitting next to me lol
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