Well, that's a better ending than usual, or at least a less abrupt one.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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#monsterdon with these sausage fingers!!

"Alec, you can start your work again!"

My mom: "With these hands?"

Swamp Thing: "With these?"

lolololol

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Swamp thing mumbles and doesn't make sense. Whatever he wanted us to know is lost until he comes back out and enunciates clearly.
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Cable gonna run out and get her Monster Fucker Permit before her next visit to the swamp. #monsterdon

Kid still doesn't have any parents. Dad'll come back in a week.
"Anything happen while I was away?"
😅
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#monsterdon Yep, he fucked off into the swamp.. as predicted by many..

Hog thing rises again #Monsterdon #SwampThing

No, Jude. He won't.

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That's a lot of oozing and foaming for a... whatever that thing is...
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Yay! Jude!

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@Terencio But, like, why grab a sword? Why go after Swamp Thing? Why not just rampage a bit for some random destruction? #monsterdon

Love the sprout of his arm regrowing.

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So, the baddie was chocolate mousse all along?

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Narrator: He wouldn’t see her soon.

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Unfortunately Alice Cable was hit in a vital organ #monsterdon

Let me go with you... wading into that swamp water. On second thought, I'm gonna go start up a fresh lab on a dry spot. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Jude's okay!

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this is sad, cause swamp thing was a really cool character. I really enjoyed reading it.
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"I'll always be with you" That came out more creeptastic then intended I think. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

"We'll bang, ok?"

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Jude! Yay! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

swamp thing refuses to reintegrate with society for want of manual dexterity?????? #monsterdon

Lololol you can still be a Swamp Scientist Thing! #Monsterdon

@ramsey Yeah, I've heard that before, usually from cult-religious leaders #Monsterdon

He basically hides behind her, she gets stabbed, and he gets a chance to touch her boobs. It was all part of the plan.
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Do we even get to see a manbearlizardpig cleaved in two to make sure its really dead?

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I don't understand, It's healed.

Sounds to me like you understand perfectly. #monsterdon

Clearly Arcane is not proficient in the two-handed sword #monsterdon #dnd

By gawd he's not dead! The Arcanetaker sat up and is gonna kill that swamp man!
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Grow Groot Grow! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

you know they charge a fair bit for this much mud wrestling where i'm from...

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She got dumped by a swamp thing.

Go see a therapist.

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"You can start to work again" is the least motivating message....

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oh, I guess Cable's not gonna suffer from Moss Chest forever.

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#monsterdon Could you... heal other parts of my body?

Oh, he waits till she’s unconscious. Makes sense. Consent for first aid is assumed if the victim is unconscious

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Stick > Sword
Well that fight was anti climactic as the climax.
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Chopping tf out of the water... ok. #monsterdon

@Lazarou I don't think any part of this has not been "fucks off into the swamp"

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I don't buy that this sword would even be sharp. He's a villain with a fancy mansion. That sword was decorative only. #monsterdon

Rodent of unusual size...guy on fire...swamp...hmmm. #Monsterdon

"The power of the swamp is now within you"

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A little Spanish moss and it's all healed. Those folk medicines are great.
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Is there no fey Lady of the Lake to distribute that sword to someone more worthy? #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#SwampThing saves the ta-ta's

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#monsterdon And Cable became SwampTit

Use some moss to stop the bleeding #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bad guy is leaking Wendy's Frosty goo. Well, I suppose it just makes you more of what you were... and the bad guy was mostly ... Wendy’s... Frosty…

that was some lousy fighting!
I hope you are proud, mr Craven
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We better get a Jude come back soon. There's only a few minutes left.

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I love how Swamp Thing conveniently has a healing ability.

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I give up, what essence is that?

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He’s asking permission to touch her boob, right? Consent even in healing?

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He's gonna leave that sword right there for a watery tart to distribute to the next King of Swampalot.

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This fight between a muck man scientist and an evil millionaire pig bear mummy with a sword would be so much cooler if both monster suits had way cooler designs.
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#Monsterdon (my cat hops up wanting pets) "sorry honey, mama's watching her stories"

#monsterdon Live by the sword, die by the sword.. ehhh.,.

GLOWING HAND GROPE

SAVE THE GIRL

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Looks like Arcane's costume would chafe something fierce #monsterdon

Also, was Dr Manbearpig a swordsman before? Did his swordsmanship get amplified by the Swamp Serum? Doesn’t he have very effective claws and teeth?

Many of these choices are difficult for me to understand.

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#monsterdon Woman needs to get hurt to properly motivate the hero! This is a brilliant literary device no one else has ever thought of!

I’ve seen this guy somewhere else…
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I forgot how easily people got stabbed back in those days. Sure happened a lot back then apparently.

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can we get jude back? can he like come in for the final blow?

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I, uh, don't think springs and swamps have connections like that which you can just swim through. But okay. #monsterdon

Yes, that's what this climax needs: fog so you can't see what's going on

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Ok she's healed, now you're just copping a feel #Monsterdon

Boobie sword heal

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#monsterdon She now has a corsage merkin over her heart…

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🥬🌿 SWAMP TRIVIA 🛶🌱 🥬 🌿

So Endeth the Trope Lesson

While watching the movie, Wes Craven's daughter said, ‘Dad, girls don’t always fall down.’

Craven: "This made me realize I had fallen into the old horror cliché of the girl running from the villain and tripping on a rock or some other debris. I didn’t really care for that, so it got me thinking about taking it in the other direction."

He tried to do better in A Nightmare on Elm Street.

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brb honey gotta go fight this guy

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not the clock wipe 😭

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Turns out Arcane's essence was ZZ Top #monsterdon

Where's the DRINK ME label?

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Special glowy-hug cleanup required, in aisle seven.

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Enough of the test audience wondered why the cell had an escape switch they had to do adr on it

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So what is this film called #monsterdon

well now you did it, Arcane you punctured Cable. Swamp Thing's gonna go ALL OUT.

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Another #monsterdon wave.
At this point I'm too afraid to ask what it is :skull_cross:

don't die wondering. drink the formula #Monsterdon

"Ahahaha! Fuck you boss! Witty pun!"
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They should give the formula to Jude.

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But why does Dr Manbearpig want to attack Swamp Thing? Or is it just “bad guy, therefore do bad guy thing”? #monsterdon

Stabbed, right in the boob!

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Mullet monster is down #Monsterdon

Adriiieennnne~!~

(wrong film)
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#monsterdon Wow, he shrank but got a lot funnier. Are there any really tall funny people? Maybe it's a correlation.

#monsterdon Cypress Knee-capped

something something wouldn't carry a club that'd admit me

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"Not in the titties! You bastard!" #monsterdon

How'd they get to Dagobah?

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@strangefour The framing of the shrew? #Monsterdon

Time to go clubbing with the monsters!

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oops Arcane brought a sword to a log fight

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Bruno's inner essence is erudite fae trickster and I'm living for it.

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Glowy curative powers time..?

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Great fencing technique, there, razorbutt. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Bruno has become a much more likeable character. I hope he makes it out alive.
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I will act on his advice because I am certain the man chained up in my basement would never steer me wrong. #Monsterdon