#monsterdon I like this kid

Where the bi-way meets the bayou #monsterdon Is that what the gay clubs are called?

“If the essence is, let us say, genius.” Gah, these conceited masterminds are all the same. #Monsterdon

open flames near canvas oil paintings
whatever could go wrong?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon superimposed skull!

"My evil eyes are up here, Arcane."

#Monsterdon

Holy shit, Heather Locklear! #monsterdon

#monsterdon this house with the guards feels like a setup for a stealth game map

step scientist mum there totally not giving off - I will murder you when you sleep - vibes.
#Monsterdon

"She must be considered our prized possession." Yes, because women are a thing one owns.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon why is this scientist showing his daughter around.

She looks like Britney Spears to me, but you do you

#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera Dick on the streets, cop in the sheets

#monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon So we're clear, he's a nazi right?

@OliviaVespera Hires Gunn, Private Dick

#monsterdon #SwampThing

@OliviaVespera

"Goon" was taken

#Monsterdon

I actually WAS watching the #Monsterdon tonight but also dealing with a great deal of teenage sturm und drang. 😩 So I didn't follow along with the commentary.

#monsterdon Mr gunn is quite a name for a gun hire

I don't think that sheriff is a member of mensa somehow #Monsterdon

did we even know what arcane’s deal was? was he just some rich guy? #monsterdon

#monsterdon ahhh~ she can get in my jeans anytime she wants to.

@steggy @paco 😂

#Monsterdon

I just realized this week and last week were both botanical themed

#Monsterdon

The death ray also heats up your ribena whilst you are waiting
#Monsterdon

@diazona took @paco a minute and he's sitting next to me lol
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ahhhh! well I for one am glad they vaporised that poor person.

[Shrieking continues] #monsterdon

@Terencio
I agree. I'd only seen the sequel before - better costumes, and more camp. This one seemed like it was made by someone who liked the story. 👍

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Just a little CCR....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh yuck, bug person scares me.

OK, Swamp Thing 2 already has a great soundtrack

#Monsterdon

What the hell?? Louis's back?!?!

#Monsterdon

:blobastonished: Swamp Thing has already returned on @miru !!! #Monsterdon

Zoo of horrors here
#Monsterdon

"Leave the TV on, they love that guy on T.J. whatshisname"

Blatant fan service reference to the TV show Heather Locklear was on, T.J. Hooker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._J._Hooker

#Monsterdon

Ummm, Swamp thing needs to lay off the donuts.

#Monsterdon

@steggy lol nice one

#Monsterdon

Well she's extra
#Monsterdon

I came real close to a couple of double bingos and even one triple, but just couldn't seal the deal. Still, thank you everyone for a wonderful #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#monsterdon vegetating

#monsterdon you can stroke a plant and it won't come onto you

OK, *now* we get Audrey

#Monsterdon

Oddly I've seen this version, or parts of it at least. I've watched these out of sequence. The horror crime! #Monsterdon

Come on Swamp Thing, I'm ROOTING for you!

#Monsterdon

I lost track, what happened to Linda Holland? Did she take a bullet at some point? #monsterdon

no bingo for me, but that's fine

the real monsters were the shitposts we made along the way

#monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon is this the best film adaptation of a comic?

My review on #letterboxd put it squarely in the middle, a solid outing despite the janky monster get-ups. Fun to watch a Wes Craven film for #monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/swamp-thing/

This one's playing it for shits and giggles

#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera

Thanks to @ryan

#Monsterdon

Sound effects by Jay’s Meat and Provision Company? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lipstick is on point 💋

oh, yup, FIN, right off into the swamp

thanks for a great monsterdon everyone 😃 #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

@kshernandez s'okay, it happens a lot

#Monsterdon

@r343l yeah I would have thought so but if there was I missed it

#Monsterdon

Swamp Thing's sprout arm reminds me of Finn's flower arm in Adventure Time
https://share.google/images/SEciNMz9jaOuHlmKW

#Monsterdon

Return of Swamp Thing has dry-ice-itis, too

https://miru.miyaku.media

#Monsterdon

@klu9 I mean like is it a double feature tonight for #monsterdon

I have no idea what we are watching now, but I'm cool with that #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, DAD

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK?!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

@OliviaVespera

It just started

#Monsterdon

(a scientist is turned into a plant monster)

"Wait, can I still drink coffee in this form?"

#Monsterdon

The moral of the story is when the company sends you out to repair some broken piece of electronic something or other and you end up having to run around the wilderness in your nightgown it is your responsibility to put in for those unexpected expenses when you make out your report afterwards #monsterdon

Next on https://miru.miyaku.media : Return of Swamp Thing

#Monsterdon

Another film back into its can of shame. A little less shameful than some on #Monsterdon . #SwampThing1982

#Monsterdon

Heels in the swamp was a bad choice.

@Taweret Would it be a #monsterdon worthy film had he not?

oh boy, mud wrestling

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#monsterdon Lest anyone think this was a Bog Production:

Hmm. My copy is circling back, and now I see... they just start with a synopsis of the movie in on-screen text. Honestly that kind of helps with following this goofy movie.

#Monsterdon

Arcane looks like a Warg #Monsterdon

The kid's back at the end! He's changed his shirt! He was gone for how long?! How did he find her anyway?!? #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure he could tell the story just fine without involving her #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

And the post mastodon song is...

You guessed it. HEY JUDE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA

And the credits go back to faux-Rite of Spring

#Monsterdon

I- want - to - keep - my - choices - open

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@paco according to the credits, she more an evening gown at some point. Or at least someone designed one for her. I guess I missed that

#monsterdon

Now I'm wondering if the DC show is any good. I heard it's loosely based on the Alan Moore stint on the comic #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

ok that was an ending, I guess?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Huh. Well. I bet she'll have a special place in her heart for mudbaths.

Wow, how rude of them to not answer Jude's question!
#Monsterdon

Why did Reggie Batts disappear after this? #Monsterdon

"RADIO SHACK, A Tandy Company..."

#Monsterdon

Swamp Thing fucks off into the swamp.

Jude is back! Yay!

#Monsterdon

Lmao that was fun thanks friends!!! #monsterdon #swampthing1982

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a Swamp Thing and make it better
na na na naa-naa

#Monsterdon

And Jude lives! Movie scores a point! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Seriously? That’s it?

#Monsterdon

He will never enjoy a brandy again #monsterdon

I too am happy to see Jude.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Good swamp, excellent thing. Green/10.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They couldn't have made his hands clumsier-looking? It's not like he's never worked with gloves on.

“With these?”

Dude, you aren’t the only scientist with a disability. You could work a little harder to figure this stuff out

#Monsterdon

@Rozzychan Dad?! Dad? DAD. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK, DAD?!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Also, did the little guy and manbearpig also have magical healing/raise the dead powers? Or did they get spells from different clerical domains? #monsterdon

He was supposed to sink out of sight into duckweed or something, not... trudging through mud for 300m. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Well, that's a better ending than usual, or at least a less abrupt one.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

"Alec, you can start your work again!"

My mom: "With these hands?"

Swamp Thing: "With these?"

lolololol

#monsterdon #swampthing

#monsterdon with these sausage fingers!!

Swamp thing mumbles and doesn't make sense. Whatever he wanted us to know is lost until he comes back out and enunciates clearly.
#Monsterdon