“With these?”

Dude, you aren’t the only scientist with a disability. You could work a little harder to figure this stuff out

#Monsterdon

@Rozzychan Dad?! Dad? DAD. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK, DAD?!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Also, did the little guy and manbearpig also have magical healing/raise the dead powers? Or did they get spells from different clerical domains? #monsterdon

He was supposed to sink out of sight into duckweed or something, not... trudging through mud for 300m. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Well, that's a better ending than usual, or at least a less abrupt one.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

"Alec, you can start your work again!"

My mom: "With these hands?"

Swamp Thing: "With these?"

lolololol

#monsterdon #swampthing

#monsterdon with these sausage fingers!!

Swamp thing mumbles and doesn't make sense. Whatever he wanted us to know is lost until he comes back out and enunciates clearly.
#Monsterdon

Cable gonna run out and get her Monster Fucker Permit before her next visit to the swamp. #monsterdon

Kid still doesn't have any parents. Dad'll come back in a week.
"Anything happen while I was away?"
😅
#Monsterdon

Hog thing rises again #Monsterdon #SwampThing

No, Jude. He won't.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

That's a lot of oozing and foaming for a... whatever that thing is...
#Monsterdon

Yay! Jude!

#monsterdon

@Terencio But, like, why grab a sword? Why go after Swamp Thing? Why not just rampage a bit for some random destruction? #monsterdon

Love the sprout of his arm regrowing.

#Monsterdon

So, the baddie was chocolate mousse all along?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Narrator: He wouldn’t see her soon.

#Monsterdon

Unfortunately Alice Cable was hit in a vital organ #monsterdon

Let me go with you... wading into that swamp water. On second thought, I'm gonna go start up a fresh lab on a dry spot. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Jude's okay!

#Monsterdon

this is sad, cause swamp thing was a really cool character. I really enjoyed reading it.
#monsterdon
#swampthing1982

"We'll bang, ok?"

#Monsterdon

"I'll always be with you" That came out more creeptastic then intended I think. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Jude! Yay! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Lololol you can still be a Swamp Scientist Thing! #Monsterdon

@ramsey Yeah, I've heard that before, usually from cult-religious leaders #Monsterdon

He basically hides behind her, she gets stabbed, and he gets a chance to touch her boobs. It was all part of the plan.
#monsterdon

I don't understand, It's healed.

Sounds to me like you understand perfectly. #monsterdon

Clearly Arcane is not proficient in the two-handed sword #monsterdon #dnd

By gawd he's not dead! The Arcanetaker sat up and is gonna kill that swamp man!
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Grow Groot Grow! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

you know they charge a fair bit for this much mud wrestling where i'm from...

#monsterdon

She got dumped by a swamp thing.

Go see a therapist.

#Monsterdon

"You can start to work again" is the least motivating message....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Could you... heal other parts of my body?

Oh, he waits till she’s unconscious. Makes sense. Consent for first aid is assumed if the victim is unconscious

#Monsterdon

Stick > Sword
Well that fight was anti climactic as the climax.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Chopping tf out of the water... ok. #monsterdon

I don't buy that this sword would even be sharp. He's a villain with a fancy mansion. That sword was decorative only. #monsterdon

Rodent of unusual size...guy on fire...swamp...hmmm. #Monsterdon

"The power of the swamp is now within you"

#Monsterdon

A little Spanish moss and it's all healed. Those folk medicines are great.
#Monsterdon

Is there no fey Lady of the Lake to distribute that sword to someone more worthy? #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#SwampThing saves the ta-ta's

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon And Cable became SwampTit

Use some moss to stop the bleeding #monsterdon

that was some lousy fighting!
I hope you are proud, mr Craven
#monsterdon

#swampthing1982

We better get a Jude come back soon. There's only a few minutes left.

#monsterdon #swampthing

I give up, what essence is that?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

I love how Swamp Thing conveniently has a healing ability.

#Monsterdon

He’s asking permission to touch her boob, right? Consent even in healing?

#Monsterdon

He's gonna leave that sword right there for a watery tart to distribute to the next King of Swampalot.

#Monsterdon

This fight between a muck man scientist and an evil millionaire pig bear mummy with a sword would be so much cooler if both monster suits had way cooler designs.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#Monsterdon (my cat hops up wanting pets) "sorry honey, mama's watching her stories"

#monsterdon Live by the sword, die by the sword.. ehhh.,.

GLOWING HAND GROPE

SAVE THE GIRL

#monsterdon #swampthing

Looks like Arcane's costume would chafe something fierce #monsterdon

Also, was Dr Manbearpig a swordsman before? Did his swordsmanship get amplified by the Swamp Serum? Doesn’t he have very effective claws and teeth?

Many of these choices are difficult for me to understand.

#monsterdon

I forgot how easily people got stabbed back in those days. Sure happened a lot back then apparently.

#Monsterdon

can we get jude back? can he like come in for the final blow?

#monsterdon

Yes, that's what this climax needs: fog so you can't see what's going on

#Monsterdon

Ok she's healed, now you're just copping a feel #Monsterdon

Boobie sword heal

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon She now has a corsage merkin over her heart…

brb honey gotta go fight this guy

#monsterdon #SwampThing

not the clock wipe 😭

#Monsterdon

Turns out Arcane's essence was ZZ Top #monsterdon

Where's the DRINK ME label?

#Monsterdon

Enough of the test audience wondered why the cell had an escape switch they had to do adr on it

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

So what is this film called #monsterdon

Another #monsterdon wave.
At this point I'm too afraid to ask what it is :skull_cross:

don't die wondering. drink the formula #Monsterdon

"Ahahaha! Fuck you boss! Witty pun!"
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

They should give the formula to Jude.

#monsterdon

But why does Dr Manbearpig want to attack Swamp Thing? Or is it just “bad guy, therefore do bad guy thing”? #monsterdon

Mullet monster is down #Monsterdon

Adriiieennnne~!~

(wrong film)
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, he shrank but got a lot funnier. Are there any really tall funny people? Maybe it's a correlation.

#monsterdon Cypress Knee-capped

something something wouldn't carry a club that'd admit me

#monsterdon #SwampThing

How'd they get to Dagobah?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@strangefour The framing of the shrew? #Monsterdon

Time to go clubbing with the monsters!

#Monsterdon

Great fencing technique, there, razorbutt. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Glowy curative powers time..?

#Monsterdon

Bruno has become a much more likeable character. I hope he makes it out alive.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

I will act on his advice because I am certain the man chained up in my basement would never steer me wrong. #Monsterdon

@strangefour #monsterdon

I was thinking he's a cross between a boar and a weasel.

Cyprus root attack!

#Monsterdon

@Cherizilla Okay. He might have just redeemed himself.

#Monsterdon

At least Arcane now has hair befitting a character called Arcane.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Oh come on, we all know Swampy is going to magic green glow her back to life....

#Monsterdon

Again, amazing how dry her clothes are. #monsterdon

I don't know much about swamps. Does swamp water...do that? #Monsterdon

Ope, I was wrong, he's a Bokoblin

#Monsterdon

Where are the Power Rangers when you need them? #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

#monsterdon Swords in this context are the best weapon against Poseidon.

This is some Obi Wan shit.
#Monsterdon

OMG. Clock wipe!
#monsterdon