βWith these?β
Dude, you arenβt the only scientist with a disability. You could work a little harder to figure this stuff out
βWith these?β
Dude, you arenβt the only scientist with a disability. You could work a little harder to figure this stuff out
@Rozzychan Dad?! Dad? DAD. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MILK, DAD?!
Also, did the little guy and manbearpig also have magical healing/raise the dead powers? Or did they get spells from different clerical domains? #monsterdon
He was supposed to sink out of sight into duckweed or something, not... trudging through mud for 300m. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
Well, that's a better ending than usual, or at least a less abrupt one.
Thanks @Taweret for hosting!
"Alec, you can start your work again!"
My mom: "With these hands?"
Swamp Thing: "With these?"
lolololol
#monsterdon with these sausage fingers!!
Swamp thing mumbles and doesn't make sense. Whatever he wanted us to know is lost until he comes back out and enunciates clearly.
#Monsterdon
Cable gonna run out and get her Monster Fucker Permit before her next visit to the swamp. #monsterdon
Kid still doesn't have any parents. Dad'll come back in a week.
"Anything happen while I was away?"
π
#Monsterdon
Hog thing rises again #Monsterdon #SwampThing
No, Jude. He won't.
That's a lot of oozing and foaming for a... whatever that thing is...
#Monsterdon
Yay! Jude!
@Terencio But, like, why grab a sword? Why go after Swamp Thing? Why not just rampage a bit for some random destruction? #monsterdon
Love the sprout of his arm regrowing.
So, the baddie was chocolate mousse all along?
Narrator: He wouldnβt see her soon.
Unfortunately Alice Cable was hit in a vital organ #monsterdon
Let me go with you... wading into that swamp water. On second thought, I'm gonna go start up a fresh lab on a dry spot. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
Jude's okay!
this is sad, cause swamp thing was a really cool character. I really enjoyed reading it.
#monsterdon
#swampthing1982
"We'll bang, ok?"
"I'll always be with you" That came out more creeptastic then intended I think. #Monsterdon #SwampThing
Jude! Yay! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing
Lololol you can still be a Swamp Scientist Thing! #Monsterdon
@ramsey Yeah, I've heard that before, usually from cult-religious leaders #Monsterdon
He basically hides behind her, she gets stabbed, and he gets a chance to touch her boobs. It was all part of the plan.
#monsterdon
I don't understand, It's healed.
Sounds to me like you understand perfectly. #monsterdon
Clearly Arcane is not proficient in the two-handed sword #monsterdon #dnd
By gawd he's not dead! The Arcanetaker sat up and is gonna kill that swamp man!
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
Grow Groot Grow! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
you know they charge a fair bit for this much mud wrestling where i'm from...
"You can start to work again" is the least motivating message....
#monsterdon Could you... heal other parts of my body?
Oh, he waits till sheβs unconscious. Makes sense. Consent for first aid is assumed if the victim is unconscious
Stick > Sword
Well that fight was anti climactic as the climax.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
Chopping tf out of the water... ok. #monsterdon
I don't buy that this sword would even be sharp. He's a villain with a fancy mansion. That sword was decorative only. #monsterdon
Rodent of unusual size...guy on fire...swamp...hmmm. #Monsterdon
"The power of the swamp is now within you"
A little Spanish moss and it's all healed. Those folk medicines are great.
#Monsterdon
Is there no fey Lady of the Lake to distribute that sword to someone more worthy? #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
#SwampThing saves the ta-ta's
#monsterdon And Cable became SwampTit
Use some moss to stop the bleeding #monsterdon
that was some lousy fighting!
I hope you are proud, mr Craven
#monsterdon
We better get a Jude come back soon. There's only a few minutes left.
I give up, what essence is that?
I love how Swamp Thing conveniently has a healing ability.
Heβs asking permission to touch her boob, right? Consent even in healing?
He's gonna leave that sword right there for a watery tart to distribute to the next King of Swampalot.
This fight between a muck man scientist and an evil millionaire pig bear mummy with a sword would be so much cooler if both monster suits had way cooler designs.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
#Monsterdon (my cat hops up wanting pets) "sorry honey, mama's watching her stories"
#monsterdon Live by the sword, die by the sword.. ehhh.,.
Looks like Arcane's costume would chafe something fierce #monsterdon
Also, was Dr Manbearpig a swordsman before? Did his swordsmanship get amplified by the Swamp Serum? Doesnβt he have very effective claws and teeth?
Many of these choices are difficult for me to understand.
I forgot how easily people got stabbed back in those days. Sure happened a lot back then apparently.
can we get jude back? can he like come in for the final blow?
Yes, that's what this climax needs: fog so you can't see what's going on
Ok she's healed, now you're just copping a feel #Monsterdon
Boobie sword heal
#monsterdon She now has a corsage merkin over her heartβ¦
brb honey gotta go fight this guy
not the clock wipe π
Turns out Arcane's essence was ZZ Top #monsterdon
Where's the DRINK ME label?
Enough of the test audience wondered why the cell had an escape switch they had to do adr on it
So what is this film called #monsterdon
Another #monsterdon wave.
At this point I'm too afraid to ask what it is :skull_cross:
don't die wondering. drink the formula #Monsterdon
"Ahahaha! Fuck you boss! Witty pun!"
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
They should give the formula to Jude.
But why does Dr Manbearpig want to attack Swamp Thing? Or is it just βbad guy, therefore do bad guy thingβ? #monsterdon
Mullet monster is down #Monsterdon
Adriiieennnne~!~
(wrong film)
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wow, he shrank but got a lot funnier. Are there any really tall funny people? Maybe it's a correlation.
#monsterdon Cypress Knee-capped
something something wouldn't carry a club that'd admit me
How'd they get to Dagobah?
@strangefour The framing of the shrew? #Monsterdon
Time to go clubbing with the monsters!
Great fencing technique, there, razorbutt. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
Glowy curative powers time..?
Bruno has become a much more likeable character. I hope he makes it out alive.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
I will act on his advice because I am certain the man chained up in my basement would never steer me wrong. #Monsterdon
I was thinking he's a cross between a boar and a weasel.
Cyprus root attack!
@Cherizilla Okay. He might have just redeemed himself.
At least Arcane now has hair befitting a character called Arcane.
Oh come on, we all know Swampy is going to magic green glow her back to life....
Again, amazing how dry her clothes are. #monsterdon
I don't know much about swamps. Does swamp water...do that? #Monsterdon
Ope, I was wrong, he's a Bokoblin
Where are the Power Rangers when you need them? #monsterdon #TheSwampThing
#monsterdon Swords in this context are the best weapon against Poseidon.
This is some Obi Wan shit.
#Monsterdon
OMG. Clock wipe!
#monsterdon