"It can't be! I'm turning into an even bigger dweeb than I was before!"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon As bad as this is, it's better than the last one. I like some of the characters in this.

@paco @SnoopJ a spectitular transformation

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Oh good, she's changed into her action nightgown

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

Continuing to have a deep lack of understanding

#monsterdon It's true, Mountain Dew and Midori does tend to amplify your essence, if you drink enough of it.

Does “you thrive on the light, reach for it” count as “plantsplaining”? Asking for a friend. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Come! **splatter**

This is more calm than we usually have at this point in the movie

At least when the movie has a semblance of actual plot #Monsterdon

How did this get PG? I thought boobs got you automatic R in 1982. #Monsterdon

At least they put her in her favorite low cut type boob shirt. That's good hosting. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Do you think #swampthing would get along well with a #marshwiggle?

Is that radioactive absinthe?

#Monsterdon

@floatybirb @plaidtron3000 As heat? As light? As something else?
#Monsterdon

Karen: yes master

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon What a douche...

Wile E. Arcane. Genius. No. Wile E. Arcane, SOOPER genious. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

#Monsterdon

"Because he never had it."

"No riddles!"

Dude, my dude . . . That was a straightforward answer.

@RobynGoodfellow Carrot Top! #Monsterdon

this kinda plot with some magical transformation juice would have stuck with me very strongly "for some reason" before i figured out i was trans. damn i should have seen this like 20 years ago #Monsterdon

@nev lol, I saw a guy do that once at a festival.... #Monsterdon

Cutting out 23 minutes early so @DioramaSky can field a birthday phone call. Don't think we're missing anything crucial 😆 #Monsterdon

Weren't they at DINNER just a little while ago? And now it's what, afternoon?
#monsterdon

"Cable. Your tits look great in that T-pose." - Swamp Thing.

#monsterdon #swampthing

"Because Bruno was a putz" #monsterdon

Villains drinking from a chalice: never a good thing #monsterdon

"It simply makes you more of what you already are"

First of all: lol, lmao

Second of all: why not just make it magic then, why pretend it was science

#Monsterdon

Wouldn't it be funny if that's what Capri Sun looked like and we just never knew because it was always inside the little bags

#Monsterdon

Evil guy gonna drink the juice to see what kind of man he is.
#Monsterdon

We are men of science, that's why we're using torches. #Monsterdon

Alec. You are basing this hypothesis about the formula enhancing people based on... what? Two examples of randomness? Maybe you have to be set on fire for it to work?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Insufferable dude is going to become more insufferable when he drinks the juice, isn't he?

#monsterdon

Lovely party #Monsterdon

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Pretty cool how Bruno's clothes shrank with the rest of him.

#WeDontTalkAboutBruno

It's the 1980s, man. We had a CAR PHONE in an earlier scene. Why are they using a literal torch to light their way?
#monsterdon

Dude, this formula is not going to do you good...

#Monsterdon

In swamp juice, veritas #Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon Damn, I'd be turned into a potato for sure.

and they conveniently found a white nightgown for her to wear. okay.

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"So apparently his essence was tiny deer man." - from the gallery. #monsterdon

Shouldn't he be stroking a fluffy white cat.

#Monsterdon

A Three Stooges type of transformation #monsterdon

Arcane you have one trick. Kill a woman or get answers.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

yes yes build your own race of atomic supermen

#monsterdon #SwampThing

kiss kiss kiss
#Monsterdon

More of what you already are seems like a good supplement to advertise on manosphere podcasts. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I feel if they had forgone a few giant explosions, the money they would have saved would still not have made the suit look good

#Monsterdon

Arcane has accidentally become Dr Moreau.
Bruno is a little pig boy.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@faoluin well if he's into that i'm not gonna

no actually this guy i'll judge

#monsterdon #SwampThing

When did the scientist in the bad footwear change into loungewear?
Which is also a bad choice for a cold dungeon.
#Monsterdon

Possum-Bruno's famous catchphrase, "OoooOOOOOooooOoOooo..."

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Probably waiting to blow up the world just in time for the sequel

#Monsterdon

And if you're essence is a super strong carrot... #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Now I am obsessed with the portrait behind the villain giving the speech.

#monsterdon

This guy's BDSM dungeon doesn't look very comfortable.

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 The same eternal question that plagues werewolf movies (not wolfman, actual wolves)

#Monsterdon

Michael Jackson to his plastic surgeon: Have you seen Swamp Thing?

#Monsterdon

It makes you more of what you already are, so vain guy will turn into an asshole peacock.

#Monsterdon

Bruno's outfit was REALLY tight apparently #Monsterdon

@paco It was pretty tight before. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

@gnomon I would think a theatrical cut would concentrate on better elocution #monsterdon

Did Bruno just turn into Robin Goodfellow (a.k.a. Puck) from A Midsummer Night’s Dream?

#Monsterdon

@CardboardRobot can we mutate the rich into vegetables first #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

Did these rambos have that dress all picked out or something? That is not a swamp dress

Is that even Ray Wise in costume?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

The Island of Swampy Bruno!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon Oh no, discount Bruce Willis! He's leaking! This is pretty good acting actually. Oh wow, he's a turkey goblin!

Why did the formula shrink Bronco's clothes? #Monsterdon

Oh Bruno... #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Why did the chicken cross the road?” -- Best Riddles...

This really isn’t fair to Bruno

#Monsterdon

Suddenly the scene switches from Alligator Alcatraz to Mar e Lago #monsterdon

He’s not turtley enough for me. #Monsterdon

I believe Ferret lost his head? About time he got his ass beat.🤦‍♂️

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Way to reward your henchman, dude

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@littlemiao I mean there is beauty in the swamp blah blah.

#Monsterdon

Alec Holland made this formula in a SWAMP! With a box of SCRAPS! etc. etc. #Monsterdon

Bruno sounds like all three stooges right now.

#monsterdon #swampthing

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so the swamp juice turns bruno into a little swamp thing but the swamp water turns alec into an alec-sized swamp thing?

What did he turn into?

If I were one of the minions, I'd be catching the next boat out of town before someone else gets something in their drink.

#Monsterdon

I'm calling it now, it's in Bruno's drink

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Temu Wilhelm scream

#Monsterdon

Oooh, we may have gotten some Toxic Avenger in your Swamp Thing #Monsterdon

Hooray Bruno!
Oh. Sorry Bruno.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

We don't talk about... no, I can't do it. Bruno is getting some kind of karmic goblinification. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I’m going with “didn’t work”. Sorry Bruno.

#Monsterdon

I want Clone Lady to drink the potion. Then she'll be so forgettable she could get away with multiple murders.
#Monsterdon

This guy is quicker at moving on from a Ferret death than a parent with a recliner 🙈

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

The old transformation under the table routine!

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Man-pig!!! #Monsterdon

@Cherizilla I didn’t have high hopes for Bruno. He was Discount Sly’s lackey.

#Monsterdon

Wait, did we really just do the “drop below the counter, pop back up as a monster” thing? #monsterdon

Oh good. A party in a rich old plantation mansion. You don't have to hang the lampshade this heavy that he's the villain. We already knew.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#Monsterdon #SwampThing oh that little guy sucks. sorry little guy

this is pretty good sfx makeup, honestly.

#monsterdon

Don't ask how the formula shrunk his clothes.. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

@ramsey Meet the plant Fokkers right there! #Monsterdon

He really timed that formula's release

#Monsterdon

Why didn't Bruno become plant? #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

@gnomon There goes the neighborhood! #Monsterdon