@nev lol, I saw a guy do that once at a festival.... #Monsterdon

Cutting out 23 minutes early so @DioramaSky can field a birthday phone call. Don't think we're missing anything crucial 😆 #Monsterdon

Weren't they at DINNER just a little while ago? And now it's what, afternoon?
#monsterdon

"Cable. Your tits look great in that T-pose." - Swamp Thing.

#monsterdon #swampthing

"Because Bruno was a putz" #monsterdon

Villains drinking from a chalice: never a good thing #monsterdon

"It simply makes you more of what you already are"

First of all: lol, lmao

Second of all: why not just make it magic then, why pretend it was science

#Monsterdon

Wouldn't it be funny if that's what Capri Sun looked like and we just never knew because it was always inside the little bags

#Monsterdon

Evil guy gonna drink the juice to see what kind of man he is.
#Monsterdon

We are men of science, that's why we're using torches. #Monsterdon

Insufferable dude is going to become more insufferable when he drinks the juice, isn't he?

#monsterdon

Alec. You are basing this hypothesis about the formula enhancing people based on... what? Two examples of randomness? Maybe you have to be set on fire for it to work?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Lovely party #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Pretty cool how Bruno's clothes shrank with the rest of him.

#WeDontTalkAboutBruno

It's the 1980s, man. We had a CAR PHONE in an earlier scene. Why are they using a literal torch to light their way?
#monsterdon

Dude, this formula is not going to do you good...

#Monsterdon

In swamp juice, veritas #Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon Damn, I'd be turned into a potato for sure.

and they conveniently found a white nightgown for her to wear. okay.

#monsterdon

"So apparently his essence was tiny deer man." - from the gallery. #monsterdon

Shouldn't he be stroking a fluffy white cat.

#Monsterdon

A Three Stooges type of transformation #monsterdon

Arcane you have one trick. Kill a woman or get answers.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

yes yes build your own race of atomic supermen

#monsterdon #SwampThing

kiss kiss kiss
#Monsterdon

More of what you already are seems like a good supplement to advertise on manosphere podcasts. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I feel if they had forgone a few giant explosions, the money they would have saved would still not have made the suit look good

#Monsterdon

Arcane has accidentally become Dr Moreau.
Bruno is a little pig boy.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@faoluin well if he's into that i'm not gonna

no actually this guy i'll judge

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Possum-Bruno's famous catchphrase, "OoooOOOOOooooOoOooo..."

#Monsterdon

When did the scientist in the bad footwear change into loungewear?
Which is also a bad choice for a cold dungeon.
#Monsterdon

And if you're essence is a super strong carrot... #Monsterdon #SwampThing

@plaidtron3000 Probably waiting to blow up the world just in time for the sequel

#Monsterdon

Now I am obsessed with the portrait behind the villain giving the speech.

#monsterdon

This guy's BDSM dungeon doesn't look very comfortable.

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 The same eternal question that plagues werewolf movies (not wolfman, actual wolves)

#Monsterdon

Michael Jackson to his plastic surgeon: Have you seen Swamp Thing?

#Monsterdon

It makes you more of what you already are, so vain guy will turn into an asshole peacock.

#Monsterdon

Bruno's outfit was REALLY tight apparently #Monsterdon

@paco It was pretty tight before. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

@gnomon I would think a theatrical cut would concentrate on better elocution #monsterdon

Did Bruno just turn into Robin Goodfellow (a.k.a. Puck) from A Midsummer Night’s Dream?

#Monsterdon

@CardboardRobot can we mutate the rich into vegetables first #Monsterdon

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Did these rambos have that dress all picked out or something? That is not a swamp dress

Is that even Ray Wise in costume?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

The Island of Swampy Bruno!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon Oh no, discount Bruce Willis! He's leaking! This is pretty good acting actually. Oh wow, he's a turkey goblin!

Why did the formula shrink Bronco's clothes? #Monsterdon

Oh Bruno... #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Why did the chicken cross the road?” -- Best Riddles...

This really isn’t fair to Bruno

#Monsterdon

Suddenly the scene switches from Alligator Alcatraz to Mar e Lago #monsterdon

He’s not turtley enough for me. #Monsterdon

I believe Ferret lost his head? About time he got his ass beat.🤦‍♂️

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Way to reward your henchman, dude

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@littlemiao I mean there is beauty in the swamp blah blah.

#Monsterdon

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so the swamp juice turns bruno into a little swamp thing but the swamp water turns alec into an alec-sized swamp thing?

Bruno sounds like all three stooges right now.

#monsterdon #swampthing

What did he turn into?

If I were one of the minions, I'd be catching the next boat out of town before someone else gets something in their drink.

#Monsterdon

I'm calling it now, it's in Bruno's drink

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Temu Wilhelm scream

#Monsterdon

Oooh, we may have gotten some Toxic Avenger in your Swamp Thing #Monsterdon

Hooray Bruno!
Oh. Sorry Bruno.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

We don't talk about... no, I can't do it. Bruno is getting some kind of karmic goblinification. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I’m going with “didn’t work”. Sorry Bruno.

#Monsterdon

I want Clone Lady to drink the potion. Then she'll be so forgettable she could get away with multiple murders.
#Monsterdon

This guy is quicker at moving on from a Ferret death than a parent with a recliner 🙈

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

The old transformation under the table routine!

#monsterdon

Man-pig!!! #Monsterdon

@Cherizilla I didn’t have high hopes for Bruno. He was Discount Sly’s lackey.

#Monsterdon

Wait, did we really just do the “drop below the counter, pop back up as a monster” thing? #monsterdon

Oh good. A party in a rich old plantation mansion. You don't have to hang the lampshade this heavy that he's the villain. We already knew.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#Monsterdon #SwampThing oh that little guy sucks. sorry little guy

this is pretty good sfx makeup, honestly.

#monsterdon

Don't ask how the formula shrunk his clothes.. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

@ramsey Meet the plant Fokkers right there! #Monsterdon

He really timed that formula's release

#Monsterdon

Why didn't Bruno become plant? #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

@gnomon There goes the neighborhood! #Monsterdon

C'mon, a wispy little net is supposed to restrain the mighty Swamp Thing so easily? Supposed to be a superhero type #monsterdon

Really hoping my second favorite character shows up to rescue my favorite character who is apparently tied up in fancy dress. Perhaps he can free swamp thing who healed him. This is a weird turn for the film. #monsterdon

He's fine.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

@amyfou I see what you did there. 😄
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon First the poison works on the blood, turning the poor fellow into a slobbery twitching mess.

Don't worry it's just a tantrum

#monsterdon

Eat the rich

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon I wish Bruno's death scene was longer..

Poor guy wore his best sheer turtleneck tonight, too. #monsterdon

"some of you, will suffer..."

#monsterdon

@wohali #monsterdon

well, one of the side-effects is losing all your hair, so....

#monsterdon That goon can really clap!

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what's the matter with Bruno?

Checkmate? #Monsterdon

with a name like Ferret, you just know he went to law school
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay the dissolves in this are pretty sweet (there were others right?)

It would have been really awkward if that had kicked in 30 seconds before the ominous explanation was done

#Monsterdon

That's why you don't trust supervillains.

#Monsterdon

bruno in the turtleneck is A Choice.

#monsterdon

His essence gonna get amplified. Now he'll be even less able to understand anyone else's perspective, and even more likely to buy really tacky furniture.
#Monsterdon

Cream-colored turtleneck guy needs to get what’s coming to him, too.

He has nipples, too. Just like everyone.

#Monsterdon