Well, I was guessing there was poison in the wine, but that works too

#Monsterdon

Bruno did you not notice that your glass was opaque?

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@yatsu rejected James Bond script The Swamp That Loved Me #Monsterdon

So Gator fucker is now interested in science?

#monsterdon

I thought the villains didn't get the 7th notebook, so...

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Bruno is near tears. #monsterdon

It's like they got two-thirds of the way into production and decided they really wanted to go for that R rating.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

The only way out is through your mom.

#Monsterdon

@gnomon Must be watching the European print of the film mentioned on IMDB. Prime has no such content #monsterdon

Eyes Wide Shwamp

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So... They're all obviously evil if they're okay with a tied-up guest (it ain't that kind of party, after all) so I guess Swamp Thing has carte blanche on skull crushing.

#Monsterdon

@pngwen Is this LORD GARTH?! #WrongHashtag #Monsterdon

Don't drink the toast, Paramilitary Agent, Dadbod....you'll regret it.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

Okay, there is _almost_ a reason for the bare bathing scene. Like, chest above water means less chance of underboob leeches? It's tenuous though.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Why is the villain having a big party after capturing our heroine and the swamp thing?! #monsterdon

This Bruno we can talk about... #monsterdon

Bruno! You, uh...will not like your prize. #Monsterdon

haunted mansion!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

POISON?
#Monsterdon

Gee. Bruno's cup is the only one that's not glass... huh.. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

the hero, and only the hero, gets to wear the ecru mock turtleneck

The evil guy got the notebook of science notes, so now they are celebrating at a Spaghetti Warehouse.
#Monsterdon

twangeeeee sounds and more boobage
This party is something?
#Monsterdon

Black ooze wipe FTW.

#monsterdon #swampthing

It is a scene of decadence, so we will have “oriental” music for NO REASON WHATSOEVER for a party in Louisiana

😡😡😡 #Monsterdon

I think he put it in Bruno's drink....

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Where did Team Mullet come from? #monsterdon

'Grand Design' on a bingo card?

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#monsterdon Oh come on, he tore a car in half. He can fling a few goons even with one arm. Ohhhh, he just wanted them all in one place to flail at.

What just happened? Why are there lap dances, now?

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I'm not *not* into the concept of a shibari dinner party

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Geeze, Bruno, is it cold in there or what? #Monsterdon #SwampThing

That turtleneck is not flattering on the prominent pectorals. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

where the hell did all these idiots come from?

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Didn't know we were doing tit bondage at dinner. #Monsterdon

Phew. Thing goodness Swamp Thing has glow magic. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Bruno is gonna get some slap and Nietzsche-tickle from his saucy boss…

A little privacy, my guy? #monsterdon #Boobsterdon

PUTTIN ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZ

#monsterdon #SwampThing

turning him green made him a poetic philosopher
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the motherfucking wavy wipe

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Drat

Now Swamp Thing is quoting

It’s catching

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing wow this villain throws really swank parties

if you're into crime and hostages

"It simply amplifies your essence. My essence was rubbery, green, and given to wallowing in mosquito-infested puddles."
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Evil dude talks only in quotes.

And can shut the fuck up anytime actually.

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clam wipe! #monsterdon

What kind of party can you have a girl tied up at the front table?

Wait! I think I see the Disco Boys!

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For as shit as the Swamp Thing suit looks, the missing arm effect isn't that bad. Be nice if it had a little servo motor in it so it could wiggle though.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@trixter It is integral to the plot.

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All these silly wipes. #monsterdon

Baddy McBaddison is quoting things again

#Monsterdon

That suit is super rubbery, but he's able to get a lot of emoting through that face prosthesis. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

"ah yes, another book... of Nietszche quotes!"

#monsterdon

That definitely looks like a building that deserves to burn down

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Closest we're gonna get to bathtime tiddies I guess

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Honestly, I was expecting his arm to grow back. Kind of like The Lizard in The Amazing Spiderman.
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Whenever I see swamp skinnydipping, as in Road House recently, all I can think about is brain-eating amoeba. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

in the next scene Agent Big Hair is bathing in the swamp water, giving us a surprise nipple.

It is rare to see a nipple so late in a film of this caliber. Usually they deploy the nipples early to give the audience an incentive to keep watching.

Swamp thing is watching, but then covers his eyes with his secret notebook I guess.

#monsterdon

aaaand the giant clam closes again

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Jude? :*( #Monsterdon

ma'am spots villain, runs. look, i just like it when people make intelligent choices, that's all i'm saying.

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Swamp Thing has not entirely shaken its creepy past. Peeping on bathers and sniffing literature.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon Gratuitous swamp-bathing scene! I hope she's had all her shots.

Botany nerd. You're safe with them #monsterdon

um.... what

why

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stumpy stumpy so bumpy

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#monsterdon Yes Swamp Thing, you too can roll your eyes, just like the rest of us. Caught. Again. AGAIN. Well, she can't seem to just get along, always getting snatched.

🎶Swamp muted french horn, bassoon, & clarinet melody🎶
Swamp thing love with the poor footwear choice scientist.
#SwampThing #Monsterdon

What the heck is wrong with where they placed the horn’s mic??? It sounds awful in the mix, and everything else sounds good

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🎵 You might as well be bathing in the swamp 🎶 #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Oh, it's the extremely not-Indian guy from Octopussy

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swamp thing has a vine growing now
a special vine
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@amyfou harsh, man

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Cable has Become One with The Swamp 😳 #Boobies #Monsterdon

Swamp Things!

*boobs

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Lol so the swamp is warm clean water for sensual waterlily bathing now, ok movie

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Side boob with nipple is best side boob. #monsterdon

Ah yea, boob bathing in the swamps being watched by a swamp monster, so romantic 😍🥰💐🌸🌻 #monsterdon

Skinny dipping in a swamp? But since it's Adrianne, I'll let slide. #Monsterdon

Well, I guess it makes sense that Swamp Thing can talk, having a nearly perfectly human-like head

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing instead of a shower scene, cable gets nude in a swamp bath while swamp thing stands awkwardly around averting his eyes

They are just not stopping with the wipes...

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There is much beauty in the swamp if you look, that is deep.

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We haven't had a spiral wipe yet! or a checkerboard one!

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Too late, you were the little spoon already. #monsterdon

okay, really thought we were gonna get through this movie without any tiddy, but i see now that was my mistake.

#monsterdon

ah, now i see why this is every 12-year old boy’s favorite film of 1982 #Monsterdon

smells like teen science

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I'd forgotten a subplot of this was the Swamp Thing learning how to speak through new plant fiber vocal cords. Must be really hard when you don't have lungs anymore.
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And there's the boobs. Couldn't be a 1980s film without the boobs.
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Swamp Perv

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The poorly-recorded French horn solo of love #Monsterdon

here we go

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I have apparently tuned into Dove Commercials After Dark here

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@CardboardRobot Wow that’s obscure.

#Monsterdon

Huh, actual nudity

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Swamp Thing has "lay on hands", he's a Paladin! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

I'd like to see this movie recut from Jude's point of view #monsterdon

And bewbs. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Breast sited

#monsterdon