Cable has Become One with The Swamp 😳 #Boobies #Monsterdon

Swamp Things!

*boobs

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Lol so the swamp is warm clean water for sensual waterlily bathing now, ok movie

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Side boob with nipple is best side boob. #monsterdon

Ah yea, boob bathing in the swamps being watched by a swamp monster, so romantic 😍🥰💐🌸🌻 #monsterdon

Skinny dipping in a swamp? But since it's Adrianne, I'll let slide. #Monsterdon

Well, I guess it makes sense that Swamp Thing can talk, having a nearly perfectly human-like head

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They are just not stopping with the wipes...

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing instead of a shower scene, cable gets nude in a swamp bath while swamp thing stands awkwardly around averting his eyes

There is much beauty in the swamp if you look, that is deep.

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bewbs, really?
she is brave being nude in a swamp
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We haven't had a spiral wipe yet! or a checkerboard one!

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Too late, you were the little spoon already. #monsterdon

okay, really thought we were gonna get through this movie without any tiddy, but i see now that was my mistake.

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ah, now i see why this is every 12-year old boy’s favorite film of 1982 #Monsterdon

smells like teen science

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I'd forgotten a subplot of this was the Swamp Thing learning how to speak through new plant fiber vocal cords. Must be really hard when you don't have lungs anymore.
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And there's the boobs. Couldn't be a 1980s film without the boobs.
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Swamp Perv

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The poorly-recorded French horn solo of love #Monsterdon

I have apparently tuned into Dove Commercials After Dark here

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here we go

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM ending.

no, wait, there's 25 minutes left.

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@CardboardRobot Wow that’s obscure.

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Huh, actual nudity

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Swamp Thing has "lay on hands", he's a Paladin! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

I'd like to see this movie recut from Jude's point of view #monsterdon

And bewbs. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Breast sited

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Pretty weird gd dream #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Let's play romp in the stumpy shrubberies!

*gives Swampy head....

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Ok, Swamp Thing riding the airboat was neat. 👍

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@wohali shit, we do

how? why?

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@jivens @Violinknitter 😂

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Ok is Cable just figuring out now that it's Holland, despite watching him try to work in his lab

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It's the swamp that dreams are made of

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Arcane's Cable technician has arrived #monsterdon

Swamp Thing is legitimately charming.

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NOOOOO!
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Ah, the good doc is still hitting on Cable

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First, a drink from the pontoon bar. #Monsterdon

@bstacey Sounds like it went well, congrats!

:heart_nb:

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Swamp Thing has tiny little vestigial ears...
And one less arm.
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I think Prokofiev must have written the score because it is stirring and innovative.

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A farewell to arms. Tip your waitstaff.

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i always lose track of whether it's swamp thing or man thing that can't talk but i guess it's man thing

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🎶 one night with Swamp Thing and the world's your oyster... 🎶

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Normally I am offended by heroines fainting but I'll allow it when a swamp thing gets his (?) arm cut off and then like uses the stump to kill a man by like sucking out his blood (??) #monsterdon

Like brilliant chess player that could tear us in half with his bear hands. #Monsterdon

I don’t like the Swamp Thing much but I like what he’s doing #Monsterdon

You can't take the nerd out of a Swamp Thing. #Monsterdon

Where's my crossover episode where Swamp Thing guests on Bill Nye to teach us about wetland ecology?

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Wow, do any of these dudes know what boundaries are? #monsterdon

@brooke They said it was worth his arm and a leg even.

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Alec? Alec Baldwin?
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Who the fuck brings a Grand Banks into a fucking swamp?!

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@Violinknitter We should make Jude an honorary monster #TeamMonster

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OK, I came out to a bunch of people as nonbinary at soup night, added "they/them" to my Signal profile, and I'm back to catch the last half hour of #Monsterdon

LIGHT BULB

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She finally gets it. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

romantic swamp gas totally not smelling of death farts waft over our two heroes
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I thought his arm was going to regrow, but is it not?

Looking a whole lot less than "invincible" to me.

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@Newpa_Hasai For the Schtay cloves to zee candelabra bit? #Monsterdon

Gotta say, the swamp thing is pretty charming and still trying to get into her pants.

Guiermo de Torro wasn't making that much up was he?

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Main bad guy was Fee Waybill

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Bloody Lupins… er orchids.

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing when ur bf gives you flowers but he's down an arm since this afternoon

Ah yes, the famous orchid swamp of.... Georgia? Florida?

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Ooh nice nut shot.
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How many fucking red-tailed hawks are there in this swamp

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How heartwarming, a man searching the swamp for his ferret...
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wait if that was cranial compression

where'd all the blood come from, exactly?

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This feller out here yelling "FERRET" like he's my Google image search history.

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Chop off Swamp Thing's arm and see what that gets you.
(mutters in "you m'fers")
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Riding around with a turret mounted machine gun in the swamp? The game warden would like to have a word with you my friend! #Monsterdon

I'm not quite sure what happened there but I like Alice pushing dudes into the lake for whatever reason

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@cs

No, it's Swift Boats United

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Swampy is the big spoon.

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This whole sequence where the mercenaries chase Swamp Thing through the swamp has a very Incredible Hulk movie feel to it. 🤔

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"Oh shit. There goes the neighborhood."

And Swampy just smiles.

Note: When you're in the swamp and someone tells you that you have a pretty mouth, they are never your friend. #monsterdon

My nemesis! A machete! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Jude lives! Swamp Thing has performed a miracle.
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@wohali But not altogether wrong #monsterdon

Swamp Thing’s now just calling out where I watched the movie. #Monsterdon

About time. Bye Ferret. You will not be missed. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Aw crap, I knew I should have held off on the extra ketchup!

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he punches with such fury his arms make swooshy sounds in the air.
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Ok, is this African Queen or Apocalypse Now? #Monsterdon

Flowers will bridge the impossible divide and heal the memory of witnessing a double-violent act.

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Arcane: "Oui, cette Chose de Marais, un grand philosophe..." #monsterdon

OMG! Why they kill the kid!? #monsterdon

FERRET!!!! FERRET???? FERRET!

#NotTheRightName

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@TerryHancock maybe "get back" is the whole verb? #iDunnoIdoMath #Monsterdon

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🥬🌿 SWAMP TRIVIA 🛶🌱 🥬 🌿

During production on this film, Wes Craven came up with an idea for another movie.

You may have heard of it:
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

He called it the only positive that came out of it career-wise.

In fact, after production, he was unemployed, surviving on the paychecks from Swamp Thing and Deadly Blessing (1981). "I went through all the money I had saved, I lost my house, and I was literally selling my goods."

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YES!!! Cable knees Discount Sly in the groin, and takes off!

Love it!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Swampy gives him what for!

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Why do creeps keep kissing the scientist in the poorly chosen footwear?! What can it mean?!
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So where is Swamp Thing storing that book to keep it dry? Can he grow pockets? #monsterdon

More wet tee shirt!

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