@aaron endorsed
I always have a very hard time noticing them, but it's such a classic trope
@aaron endorsed
I always have a very hard time noticing them, but it's such a classic trope
Garbo speaks!
He's swimming pretty well for someone who just got kneed in the nuts.
okay that's a good line, Cable.
Arcane has some pretty lousy lines, huh? this one with chess was so tacky...
#monsterdon
#swampthing1982
hahahah! drown, sucka!
MAGIC EXPLOSIVE DNA HEALING POWERS
Agent Big Hair wanders ashore to "try to help" (I'm not sure what), giving her secret notebook to gas station boy, who she tells to run to safety. Later, she hears him shout and sees him playing dead in the boat (which floats away). Then Agent Big Hair is kidnapped by a rambo who somehow snuck up on her.
Swampy arrives to rescue Gas Station Boy, he was actually injured but Swamp Thing uses Lay on Hands to heal his wounds, and Gas Station Boy gives Swampy the notebook.
I may have spoke too soon...
rest in bog little coke-cola loving kid.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
Perhaps "Wilhelm Scream" needs to be a routine #Monsterdon bingo card square.
@overholt
Right. That's his name. Thanks!
#Monsterdon
*That's* why Swampie worked his neck muscles so much! For all the nodding
If Swamp Thing is a plant, blowing him to pieces should make more pieces that can regenerate.
@lorgonumputz Probably for the best, although I wouldn't mind being able to keep a contact explosive swamp boat around in my garage for emergencies
...I wouldn't mind having a garage π’
Oh, good. Swamp thing has healing powers and is helping the best character in the film (the kid).
#Monsterdon
The origin story of Swamp Jude
Too bad Swampy couldnβt bring this young actors career back to life after this one movie.
GOD DAMN IT NOT JUDE
This #Monsterdon has an epic scene-wipe game
OH THANK GOODNESS
Swamp Boy discovers the power...to heal.
@OldRustBucket checkers game, post 2016? #guessing #Monsterdon
Glowing glove of healing.
Goddammit
Whew.
That offscreen murder had better mean that Jude makes a surprise comeback assist in the climax scenes. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
YES!
Did he magically cure his eyesight?
Will he suddenly start photosynthesizing?
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Jude saved by Swamp Thing!!
Jude really does steal all his scenes #Monsterdon
oh, right, I healing powers
Heβs got the boat β¦ whoah. It blows! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Not dead as much as covered in raspberry sauce. Also... a little glow-action sets it to rights.
Okay. NOW I really like the Swamp guy...
"A strong adversary is like a beautiful, dangerous woman... neither would touch any drink I gave them."
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Okay, Jude dying is a legitimate tragedy..
Aw, not Jude!
IF YOU KILLED JUDE, MOVIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE
NO THEY GOT HIMπ
#Monsterdon
@klu9 @SnoopJ Does S.T. honestly look like a plant to you though? #monsterdon
sorry everyone, i have jinxed it #Monsterdon
NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE KILL JUDE
#Monsterdon π¨βπ¬ πͺ π§ββοΈ π₯¬ π ββοΈ π±
Swamp thing save Jude
Jude has been revived with the power of Vicks Vaporub!
Is this movie about Vietnam or the environment or chess or about nothing important?
Louis Jourdan is really not holding his own in "shirtless in the swamp"
JUDE! oo, i hate this movie and everything it stands for.
I presume the cast has been doused in βOffβ? Swamps tend towards mosquitoes and Iβm not seeing anyone slapping or scratching.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon That's right, a RADAR WIPE.
I prefer the Howard Dean scream personally #monsterdon #swampthing1982
Oh, that kid better be alive. #monsterdon
@goinfawr @klu9 @SnoopJ "How many lights do you see?" #monsterdon
Rambo killed the kid. JERK! NO!
Did I miss the scene where the airboat was loaded with explosives? #Monsterdon
@ramsey I bet he has nein reasons! #HidesUnderDesk #Monsterdon
@OldRustBucket I heard Kasparov did it once
NOT JUDE! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing
@jonny He's all, "Check out my traps, swamp ladies!" #Monsterdon
It's pretty dark if they actually killed the boy....
It's just a flesh wound for Swamp Thing #monsterdon
i'm going to be real mad at this movie if anything happens to Jude #Monsterdon
Agent lady, listen to Jude.
"A strong adversary is like a beautiful, dangerous woman... they both have amazing hair."
#Monsterdon
The Notebook, starring Jude #monsterdon #TheSwampThing
no you need to get to DC and... oh okay yeah get the notebook to DC if you want to ... wait hm... DC? are we sure about that?
βthis bag of doritos is like a beautiful womanβ¦β nope. only works if talking about a swamp thing #Monsterdon
poor bruno, like, i didn't understand a thing he said, but i know i ain't getting paid enough for this gig.
So when was the time a chess grandmaster throw someone in the swamp? #Monsterdon
Everyoneβs a brilliant chess player when all the goons are playing checkers.
I fear that hoverboat operator had unsafe fuel handling practices
did they literally star wipe their way out of that scene? yeah we are really struggling in the 3rd act now #monsterdon
#monsterdon The swamp is bulletproof. The swamp is briefly disturbed by grenades. The swamp flails like a Floridian in an ice-rink.
Obligatory βmassive explosion that in no way could be caused by a gas tank the correct size for those two boatsβ
They stopped making swamp boats out of contact explosives in the mid-80s.
Hey swampy's victim made That Scream perfect! #Monsterdon
Took a big gulp of water and almost spat it out at that bam-kapow-shaped transition.
Arcane has been scared shirtless #monsterdon #TheSwampThing
Lol at the explosion wipe #Monsterdon
HOLY FUCK A STAR TRANSITION
We paid for the entire editing bay and by god we're going to use the entire editing bay
Star Wipe! #monsterdon
THAT EXPLOSION WIPE
Yeah, I see him everywhere! In my dreams, in the sunset, everywhere!
#Monsterdon
that thing can't be THAT smart, or it'd be in a better movie!
I figured it out.
Itβs not a swamp thing
Itβs just someone wearing a new type of full-body camo #Monsterdon
So goes Swamp Thing have a... woody?
The dialogue in this movie is trying so hard and just completely failing. π
#Monsterdon #SwampThing *star wipe* after an explosion. bravo, no notes
It's a real swamp tussle.
#Monsterdon
He threw Wilhelm off the boat! #Monsterdon
Okay, that wipe was SUPER extra!
So who wants to bet that during this entire scene, the girl and coke boy are just sitting and watching the carnage.
Oop, shirtless shot!
#Monsterdon
Maybe he should be, I dunno, breaking these guys in half rather than just throwing them in the water for them to come back at him. #Monsterdon #SwampThing
omfg a legendary wilhelm scream
#Monsterdon
3rd time in the water for Ned #Monsterdon
o/~ "i can't see shit can you!" o/~