Pretty weird gd dream #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Let's play romp in the stumpy shrubberies!

*gives Swampy head....

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Ok, Swamp Thing riding the airboat was neat. 👍

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@jivens @Violinknitter 😂

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Ok is Cable just figuring out now that it's Holland, despite watching him try to work in his lab

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It's the swamp that dreams are made of

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Arcane's Cable technician has arrived #monsterdon

Swamp Thing is legitimately charming.

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NOOOOO!
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First, a drink from the pontoon bar. #Monsterdon

Ah, the good doc is still hitting on Cable

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@bstacey Sounds like it went well, congrats!

:heart_nb:

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Swamp Thing has tiny little vestigial ears...
And one less arm.
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I think Prokofiev must have written the score because it is stirring and innovative.

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A farewell to arms. Tip your waitstaff.

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i always lose track of whether it's swamp thing or man thing that can't talk but i guess it's man thing

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Normally I am offended by heroines fainting but I'll allow it when a swamp thing gets his (?) arm cut off and then like uses the stump to kill a man by like sucking out his blood (??) #monsterdon

Like brilliant chess player that could tear us in half with his bear hands. #Monsterdon

I don’t like the Swamp Thing much but I like what he’s doing #Monsterdon

You can't take the nerd out of a Swamp Thing. #Monsterdon

Where's my crossover episode where Swamp Thing guests on Bill Nye to teach us about wetland ecology?

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Wow, do any of these dudes know what boundaries are? #monsterdon

@brooke They said it was worth his arm and a leg even.

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Alec? Alec Baldwin?
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Who the fuck brings a Grand Banks into a fucking swamp?!

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@Violinknitter We should make Jude an honorary monster #TeamMonster

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LIGHT BULB

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She finally gets it. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

romantic swamp gas totally not smelling of death farts waft over our two heroes
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I thought his arm was going to regrow, but is it not?

Looking a whole lot less than "invincible" to me.

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@Newpa_Hasai For the Schtay cloves to zee candelabra bit? #Monsterdon

Main bad guy was Fee Waybill

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Bloody Lupins… er orchids.

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing when ur bf gives you flowers but he's down an arm since this afternoon

Ah yes, the famous orchid swamp of.... Georgia? Florida?

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Ooh nice nut shot.
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How many fucking red-tailed hawks are there in this swamp

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How heartwarming, a man searching the swamp for his ferret...
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wait if that was cranial compression

where'd all the blood come from, exactly?

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This feller out here yelling "FERRET" like he's my Google image search history.

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Riding around with a turret mounted machine gun in the swamp? The game warden would like to have a word with you my friend! #Monsterdon

Chop off Swamp Thing's arm and see what that gets you.
(mutters in "you m'fers")
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@cs

No, it's Swift Boats United

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Swampy is the big spoon.

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I'm not quite sure what happened there but I like Alice pushing dudes into the lake for whatever reason

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"Oh shit. There goes the neighborhood."

And Swampy just smiles.

This whole sequence where the mercenaries chase Swamp Thing through the swamp has a very Incredible Hulk movie feel to it. 🤔

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Note: When you're in the swamp and someone tells you that you have a pretty mouth, they are never your friend. #monsterdon

My nemesis! A machete! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Jude lives! Swamp Thing has performed a miracle.
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@wohali But not altogether wrong #monsterdon

Swamp Thing’s now just calling out where I watched the movie. #Monsterdon

About time. Bye Ferret. You will not be missed. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

he punches with such fury his arms make swooshy sounds in the air.
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Aw crap, I knew I should have held off on the extra ketchup!

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Ok, is this African Queen or Apocalypse Now? #Monsterdon

Flowers will bridge the impossible divide and heal the memory of witnessing a double-violent act.

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Arcane: "Oui, cette Chose de Marais, un grand philosophe..." #monsterdon

FERRET!!!! FERRET???? FERRET!

#NotTheRightName

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OMG! Why they kill the kid!? #monsterdon

@TerryHancock maybe "get back" is the whole verb? #iDunnoIdoMath #Monsterdon

Why do creeps keep kissing the scientist in the poorly chosen footwear?! What can it mean?!
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YES!!! Cable knees Discount Sly in the groin, and takes off!

Love it!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Swampy gives him what for!

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So where is Swamp Thing storing that book to keep it dry? Can he grow pockets? #monsterdon

More wet tee shirt!

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@aaron endorsed

I always have a very hard time noticing them, but it's such a classic trope

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Garbo speaks!

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And the moral of the story is...

Respect science and Don't plaigerize

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He's swimming pretty well for someone who just got kneed in the nuts.

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okay that's a good line, Cable.

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Arcane has some pretty lousy lines, huh? this one with chess was so tacky...
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hahahah! drown, sucka!

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Agent Big Hair wanders ashore to "try to help" (I'm not sure what), giving her secret notebook to gas station boy, who she tells to run to safety. Later, she hears him shout and sees him playing dead in the boat (which floats away). Then Agent Big Hair is kidnapped by a rambo who somehow snuck up on her.

Swampy arrives to rescue Gas Station Boy, he was actually injured but Swamp Thing uses Lay on Hands to heal his wounds, and Gas Station Boy gives Swampy the notebook.

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MAGIC EXPLOSIVE DNA HEALING POWERS

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I may have spoke too soon...
rest in bog little coke-cola loving kid.
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Perhaps "Wilhelm Scream" needs to be a routine #Monsterdon bingo card square.

@overholt
Right. That's his name. Thanks!
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If Swamp Thing is a plant, blowing him to pieces should make more pieces that can regenerate.

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@lorgonumputz Probably for the best, although I wouldn't mind being able to keep a contact explosive swamp boat around in my garage for emergencies

...I wouldn't mind having a garage 😢

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Oh, good. Swamp thing has healing powers and is helping the best character in the film (the kid).
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The origin story of Swamp Jude

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Too bad Swampy couldn’t bring this young actors career back to life after this one movie.

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GOD DAMN IT NOT JUDE

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This #Monsterdon has an epic scene-wipe game

OH THANK GOODNESS

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Swamp Boy discovers the power...to heal.

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@OldRustBucket checkers game, post 2016? #guessing #Monsterdon

Glowing glove of healing.

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"there goes the neighborhood."

okay, all is forgiven.

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Goddammit

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Whew.

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That offscreen murder had better mean that Jude makes a surprise comeback assist in the climax scenes. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

YES!

Did he magically cure his eyesight?
Will he suddenly start photosynthesizing?
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#monsterdon Jude saved by Swamp Thing!!

Jude really does steal all his scenes #Monsterdon

oh, right, I healing powers

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He’s got the boat … whoah. It blows! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Not dead as much as covered in raspberry sauce. Also... a little glow-action sets it to rights.

Okay. NOW I really like the Swamp guy...

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