"A strong adversary is like a beautiful, dangerous woman... neither would touch any drink I gave them."
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, Jude dying is a legitimate tragedy..

Aw, not Jude!

#monsterdon

NO THEY GOT HIM😭
#Monsterdon

@klu9 @SnoopJ Does S.T. honestly look like a plant to you though? #monsterdon

sorry everyone, i have jinxed it #Monsterdon

NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE KILL JUDE

#monsterdon #SwampThing

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

Swamp thing save Jude

Jude has been revived with the power of Vicks Vaporub!

#monsterdon

Is this movie about Vietnam or the environment or chess or about nothing important?

#Monsterdon

Louis Jourdan is really not holding his own in "shirtless in the swamp"

#monsterdon #swampthing

JUDE! oo, i hate this movie and everything it stands for.

#monsterdon

I presume the cast has been doused in “Off”? Swamps tend towards mosquitoes and I’m not seeing anyone slapping or scratching.
#Monsterdon

I prefer the Howard Dean scream personally #monsterdon #swampthing1982

Oh, NO THEY DIDN’T KILL JUDE!!!

EVERYONE MUST DIE NOW!!!

#Monsterdon

Oh, that kid better be alive. #monsterdon

@goinfawr @klu9 @SnoopJ "How many lights do you see?" #monsterdon

Rambo killed the kid. JERK! NO!

#monsterdon

Did I miss the scene where the airboat was loaded with explosives? #Monsterdon

help WHO, Cable?

Sad Swamp Boi?

#monsterdon

@ramsey I bet he has nein reasons! #HidesUnderDesk #Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket I heard Kasparov did it once

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NOT JUDE! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

@jonny He's all, "Check out my traps, swamp ladies!" #Monsterdon

It's just a flesh wound for Swamp Thing #monsterdon

i'm going to be real mad at this movie if anything happens to Jude #Monsterdon

Agent lady, listen to Jude.

#monsterdon

"A strong adversary is like a beautiful, dangerous woman... they both have amazing hair."
#Monsterdon

The Notebook, starring Jude #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

no you need to get to DC and... oh okay yeah get the notebook to DC if you want to ... wait hm... DC? are we sure about that?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

“this bag of doritos is like a beautiful woman…” nope. only works if talking about a swamp thing #Monsterdon

Everyone’s a brilliant chess player when all the goons are playing checkers.

#Monsterdon

I fear that hoverboat operator had unsafe fuel handling practices

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The swamp is bulletproof. The swamp is briefly disturbed by grenades. The swamp flails like a Floridian in an ice-rink.

Obligatory “massive explosion that in no way could be caused by a gas tank the correct size for those two boats”

#Monsterdon

They stopped making swamp boats out of contact explosives in the mid-80s.

#Monsterdon

Hey swampy's victim made That Scream perfect! #Monsterdon

Nevermind.

(exploding swamp boats)

#monsterdon

Lol at the explosion wipe #Monsterdon

Took a big gulp of water and almost spat it out at that bam-kapow-shaped transition.

#Monsterdon

Arcane has been scared shirtless #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

HOLY FUCK A STAR TRANSITION

We paid for the entire editing bay and by god we're going to use the entire editing bay

#Monsterdon

Star Wipe! #monsterdon

THAT EXPLOSION WIPE

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Yeah, I see him everywhere! In my dreams, in the sunset, everywhere!
#Monsterdon

that thing can't be THAT smart, or it'd be in a better movie!

#monsterdon

I figured it out.

It’s not a swamp thing

It’s just someone wearing a new type of full-body camo #Monsterdon

So goes Swamp Thing have a... woody?

#monsterdon #swampthing

The dialogue in this movie is trying so hard and just completely failing. 😂

#monsterdon #SwampThing

#Monsterdon #SwampThing *star wipe* after an explosion. bravo, no notes

It's a real swamp tussle.
#Monsterdon

He threw Wilhelm off the boat! #Monsterdon

Okay, that wipe was SUPER extra!

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So who wants to bet that during this entire scene, the girl and coke boy are just sitting and watching the carnage.

Oop, shirtless shot!
#Monsterdon

Maybe he should be, I dunno, breaking these guys in half rather than just throwing them in the water for them to come back at him. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

omfg a legendary wilhelm scream
#Monsterdon

3rd time in the water for Ned #Monsterdon

o/~ "i can't see shit can you!" o/~

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Paramilitary Agent Wilhelm!

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

@wohali Nah, not as long as King still had blow #monsterdon

Wilhelm Scream!

#monsterdon

Dad Squad has lost Sad Swamp Boi.

#monsterdon

We gottem now!

Narrator: They did, in fact, not have him.

#monsterdon

Wow. That boat had a lot of fuel on it.

#Monsterdon

Pretty sure that was a Wilhelm scream...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing oh hi wilhelm. y are u screaming?

#monsterdon It seems like movies of this era made a big deal out of having Multiple Vehicles. No one cares today if there are lots of cars and trucks in a movie. If there are a lot of helicopters it's now considered a negative, in fact!

Wilhelm scream! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Has anyone done the "She likes maple syrup" joke ye.... nuthin! #Monsterdon

bruno swamp

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Swamp thing must be real! No human could match that gate. #Monsterdon #PattersonGimlin

@SnoopJ Maybe they were seduced by the possibility of action figure tie-ins #monsterdon

@forestine At a shallow enough angle I imagine they would 🤔

#Monsterdon

We're supposed to empathize with the character but in this scene I'm really feeling for the actor overcoming adversity.

2/2

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@RobynGoodfellow Yup. A swamp shack with tight fitting ladies apparel makes sense. #Monsterdon

@Cherizilla Never a dull moment!

#Monsterdon

Thank god the monster suit is also bullet proof #monsterdon

They're going to earn top marks in the Synchronized "Oh Shit!" While Falling Out of a Boat Going Over a Ramp competition

#Monsterdon

Oh, finally swamp air boats!

#monsterdon

the literal "oh shiiiii...." moment's pretty good though

#monsterdon

For my part, I really appreciate that those dudes actually yelled “oh shit” in slow motion as they were thrown from their boat. #monsterdon

I really don’t understand how we’ve totally changed types of swamps

#Monsterdon

Love that classic stunt slo-mo. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Grrrrr!
Me despise environmental destruction for sake of movie drama.
Give it back to 'em all, 10x what they did to the wetlands.
Respect the space you film in.

#monsterdon
#SwampThing

What nice rushes!

Boom!

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OH SHIIIIIIT #monsterdon

bullets ricocheting off of... a lake? sure, sound guy #Monsterdon

@flowerpot radio shack always knew what it did

it took years but

revenge was had

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Slow motion swap boat ramp stunt! Saying "This shot was expensive!" #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Best. Boat. Yeet. Ever.

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#Monsterdon Is this a remake of Beauty and the Beast?

@davesdogmaggie Jude mentioned a "Shack nearby where you can get some clean clothes" she changed off camera. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Sad Swamp Boy vs Merc Daddies?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Airboat on swamp thing: less effective than a steam boat on cthulhu

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

"and now, cut to a completely different set but they got this cool circular waterway"

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#monsterdon just tooling around the fen with a browning mounted to the front of my jon boat, as one does

@Taweret hands are difficult it seems #Monsterdon

Probably just wants to get back to his quadrant #monsterdon

Bandana boy doesn’t know how a walkie works - talking into the earpiece lol

#Monsterdon

oh I thought Jude just had flowers on the bow of his boat, didn't realize it's also a -- voodoo doll? #Monsterdon