Paramilitary Agent Wilhelm!

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@wohali Nah, not as long as King still had blow #monsterdon

Wilhelm Scream!

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Dad Squad has lost Sad Swamp Boi.

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We gottem now!

Narrator: They did, in fact, not have him.

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Wow. That boat had a lot of fuel on it.

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Pretty sure that was a Wilhelm scream...

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing oh hi wilhelm. y are u screaming?

Wilhelm scream! #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

#monsterdon It seems like movies of this era made a big deal out of having Multiple Vehicles. No one cares today if there are lots of cars and trucks in a movie. If there are a lot of helicopters it's now considered a negative, in fact!

Has anyone done the "She likes maple syrup" joke ye.... nuthin! #Monsterdon

bruno swamp

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Swamp thing must be real! No human could match that gate. #Monsterdon #PattersonGimlin

@SnoopJ Maybe they were seduced by the possibility of action figure tie-ins #monsterdon

@forestine At a shallow enough angle I imagine they would 🤔

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We're supposed to empathize with the character but in this scene I'm really feeling for the actor overcoming adversity.

2/2

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@RobynGoodfellow Yup. A swamp shack with tight fitting ladies apparel makes sense. #Monsterdon

@Cherizilla Never a dull moment!

#Monsterdon

They're going to earn top marks in the Synchronized "Oh Shit!" While Falling Out of a Boat Going Over a Ramp competition

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Thank god the monster suit is also bullet proof #monsterdon

Oh, finally swamp air boats!

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the literal "oh shiiiii...." moment's pretty good though

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For my part, I really appreciate that those dudes actually yelled “oh shit” in slow motion as they were thrown from their boat. #monsterdon

Grrrrr!
Me despise environmental destruction for sake of movie drama.
Give it back to 'em all, 10x what they did to the wetlands.
Respect the space you film in.

#monsterdon
#SwampThing

What nice rushes!

Boom!

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I really don’t understand how we’ve totally changed types of swamps

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Love that classic stunt slo-mo. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

OH SHIIIIIIT #monsterdon

bullets ricocheting off of... a lake? sure, sound guy #Monsterdon

@flowerpot radio shack always knew what it did

it took years but

revenge was had

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Slow motion swap boat ramp stunt! Saying "This shot was expensive!" #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Best. Boat. Yeet. Ever.

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#Monsterdon Is this a remake of Beauty and the Beast?

@davesdogmaggie Jude mentioned a "Shack nearby where you can get some clean clothes" she changed off camera. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Sad Swamp Boy vs Merc Daddies?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Airboat on swamp thing: less effective than a steam boat on cthulhu

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"and now, cut to a completely different set but they got this cool circular waterway"

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#monsterdon just tooling around the fen with a browning mounted to the front of my jon boat, as one does

@Taweret hands are difficult it seems #Monsterdon

Probably just wants to get back to his quadrant #monsterdon

Bandana boy doesn’t know how a walkie works - talking into the earpiece lol

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oh I thought Jude just had flowers on the bow of his boat, didn't realize it's also a -- voodoo doll? #Monsterdon

missed opportunity to have Burt Reynolds do a Sharky cameo #Monsterdon

Wait, we were in a swamp surrounded by trees, and now we’re in new Grassland Swamps??

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I'll do you one better. Why is he?
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wooooohoooooo water chase time I guess?
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I love that the ruined lab is still gently on fire. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

@Zerofactorial lol, that's the one! #Monsterdon

can you really get someone "cornered" in a swamp?

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I think it's time to hire more expensive mercenaries.

These one's aren't really that good.

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@jsadow That character is on a whole nother level though #monsterdon

Swamp thing! You make everything.... goopy.

#monsterdon #swampthing

I don't think Rambo knows what "cornered" means

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How exactly can you corner someone in the swamp? #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

There, it's that thing! In the swamp! A swamp thing!
#Monsterdon

QUICK! DISPATCH THE MERC DADS!

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Is he getting high off of sniffing a flower or is that like sex for him now?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Local people say EVERYTHING is full of ghosts.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

@Zerofactorial You don't think this is wholesome?

#Monsterdon

Hey, he's smoking 80s mom cigarettes! #Monsterdon

Even when you're horribly mutated and probably in great pain, you should always stop to smell the flowers.

#Monsterdon

These flowers are visually stunning! Swamp Thing really makes me want to be there to smell the roses.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

I just want to see Discount Sly Stalone get what's coming to him.

#Monsterdon

Poignant. Sad Swampy Boy remembering the good times before he was turned into a swamp thing 15 minutes ago

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@SnoopJ That’s worrisome. #Monsterdon

Big plant hands too clumsy to do science. Bog Hulk unqualified to be biologist now. Biyou Dude can't co-author paper on orchid hybridiation anymore.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@Rozzychan

OTOH that doesn't really require a whole lot of introspection.

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relatedly, how did destroying the lab raise it above ground?

that's not even the right kind of raze!

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The gave the Swamp Thing a real 🤨 face that isn't doing it for me at all

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#monsterdon The swamp is not dexterous. The swamp has forgotten the periodic table.

@log

Can we not even do "that's what she said"?

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Forever 21? #iHaveNoIdea #Monsterdon

It’s an orchid tree

Like the toffee tree in Narnia

IYKYK

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wrAAAAAAARGH!

Swampy's angst is palpable #Monsterdon

Sequel ... Orchid Thing!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon The swamp remembers jewelry. It has eaten a lot of jewelry over the years.

say bye bye to Adrienne Barbeau's booty on the boat

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@Gustodon The power of ALL of the ferns, stretching back into prehistory and the world before flowering plants. Like the Avatar of the plant world.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@flowerpot could be the Virgin Mary #Monsterdon

“We’re going to do our job”

Ma’am, he’s a volunteer #Monsterdon

He’s got a Tin Woodsman nose. #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan

Cheap off-brand lab glass!

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@strangefour These are the important questions

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Ah, I see they've given her a clean, white, semi-sheer white t-shirt. I assume the filmmakers will be responsible and not allow it to get wet. In the swamp.
#Monsterdon

"If I don't come just go and get yourself out" is what I said last night.

#Monsterdon

Where’d she get a clean shirt?

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Swamp thing had Michael Jackson’s rhinoplasty surgeon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"You think I'm going to stay in that station while they pump it full of holes? You're mistaken."

Best line read ever!
#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

our job?

did you just hire jude as a junior g-man?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

My spouse: “I appreciate that this is clearly just a green rubber coverall with a zipper up the back” #monsterdon

Sad Swamp Thing

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@Taweret yes, yes, that is the part of his costume I find hardest to suspend disbelief for, yes

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#monsterdon Swamp thing vs. beakers and Ehrlenmeyer Flasks..

Swampy smash! #monsterdon

Wait. Is it okay to take full frontal screen shots of Swamp Thing? He's technically naked. Is his root covered crotch lewd?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Wait, the sister had a locker of her brother and herself? Not beating the "maybe she's his wife" allegations

#Monsterdon

that’s how i felt in chemistry class too, swamp thing #Monsterdon

memories of pouring for science drive the swamp thing to the ruins of his destroyed laboratory

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Never show the monster in good lighting. JFC.

#Monsterdon

Swamp Thing is doing swamp science. Swience.

#Monsterdon