That Pyrex isn't living up to the warranty.

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@LuluHelle unless immortality is a needy friend and doesn't know when to leave a person alone... I suppose in that case I might be better off

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I like this kid. He has exhibited more wisdom than anyone else in the movie. #monsterdon

Why on earth would you run down a road if you are running from a vehicle? I'd be all about those trees! #Monsterdon

The big plant man was right. #monsterdon

@Rozzychan crying or sweating? and cna you tell?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Change of clothes from random swamp cabin and kid has a boat decked out with flowers. Huh. Are there some (possibly bigoted) tropes about swamp communities I am clueless about? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial a movie where he provides simple wisdom from beyond his years #Monsterdon

I'm not buying that pole coming up clean from that bottom. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

"i'm not worried"

I AM! Nothing can happen to Jude or I riot.

#monsterdon

Aw!

Swamp thing has been crying.

#Monsterdon

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Swampy cries out, his frustration echoing through the mangroves

(That was emoting)

these are two different ruins, right? the lab and the hunting cabin

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Typical safari footwear: high heeled boots.
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@LingLass Her hair held up really well despite nearly drowning! #Monsterdon

some fires, never go out, in the swamp.

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He kinda reminds me of the monster from Young Frankenstein with a wet green tarp draped over him
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Swampy thing: “RARRRRGH”
Translation: “I stepped on my penis!”

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@jonny I mean “swamp thing things” seems to consist entirely of “yelling like a cat in an empty room”, so I’m not sure the screenwriters had a whole lot more material to draw on. #monsterdon

If you yell into the swamp long enough…

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If Jude had been the PI on this project, you bet they'da had off-site data backups.

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Ugh - its not a paddle. The kid dips the pushing pole into the water and the boat accelerates off into the swamp. lol

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Jude's first guess is that she didn't pay her bookie? This kid's imagination is great.

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing with his high forehead the swamp thing looks like like red foreman

This kid is basically another scientist.

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"Guy I knew. For 5 minutes. Before he became a scientist flambee."

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Ok, I love Jude. #Monsterdon

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Adrienne don't make Jude row you the whole way like you're a helpless baby? Jude is teensy.

Ah, yes, the period I n which the bad guys smoked, before smoking disappeared from film altogether. #Monsterdon

It was originally called the swamp whatchamacallit but they changed the line

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Such a French cigarette. #Monsterdon

Oh the famous abdominal snowman who I assume has an abnormally large second snowball.

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how the *hell* did you coerce Jude into moving the boat around, Cable?

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I don't know why she's afraid of him. He looks like a perfectly acceptable Star Trek alien #monsterdon

This seems like something better suited to the talents of Larry Cohen than Wes Craven. #monsterdon

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
How did he step on the one Lego brick in the swamp?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Maybe if you would introduce me to immortality at one of your dinner parties then I *would* recognize when it knocks on my door

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The haunting Swamp Theme, from Swamp Thing

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"It doesn't maintain a low profile."
*cut to the swamp thing groaning*
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The Regina Sahvanna #monsterdon

Swamp Thing CC: Some baby powder, this suit itches!! #Monsterdon

Jude is best dude so far. Absolute champ. I will accept no fuckery with this young gentleman. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

“Doesn’t maintain a low profile”

Cut to existential yelling in the swamp

#Monsterdon

Coke boy got game.

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find the girl and the beast will follow is not a good slogan for anything. ever.
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Does this kid have parents?

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Hahaha best low-profile failure reveal ever

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Swamp thing: WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?

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#monsterdon All wet and frustrated! JUST NEED TO BUD ONE MORE TIME. ;)

I'm pretty sure that's an improper 3 point turn. (In fact, it looked more like they did 5.) #Monsterdon

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You want to make an animal X plant hybrid so you need a "formula"

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Swamp Rambo looks better not all Rambo’d up. Still a horrible person

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Swamp Thing: *roars in the swamp*

me: "me too, buddy. me too"

that makes her.... A WITCH!

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I can't even spell immortality #Monsterdon

Y'all he said it!!!
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Abdominal snowman cuz he obviously does SO MANY SITUPS #Monsterdon

"I want this Swamp Thing" Name Drop! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

why does the villain have an ivory vibrator on his desk?

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I'm enjoying the jiggling. #Monsterdon

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Paramilitary agent Dadbod.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

If only she could get back to her linen suit she could sneak past them unrecognized #monsterdon

Abdominal snowmens! ROFL! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Abdominal Snowman (tm)

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Well you could be a little nicer to the mysterious non-vegetable Thing that has repeatedly saved your life

and clearly has human features and understands communication to some extent

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Abdominal snow man!

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I dunno if I can handle #HashTagGames and #Monsterdon at the same time. There are a LOT of non-sequitur posts right now.

"one of those abdominal snowmen" is a good line #Monsterdon

Just Wow. How was Wes Craven allowed to continue making films after this?

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Abdominal Snowmans.
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#monsterdon An Abdominal Snowman, this guy's a regular Mushnik over here

I like that the head Baddie is playing a slightly different movie from everyone else...

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Abdominal snowman, lol

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"Uh huh. Must have been one of those hit and run kind of trees."

This kid is literally the star of the entire movie. Period. The end. Calling it here.

#Monsterdon

rude kid, i mean sure but also rude. I mean she still looks great.
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Coke boy survived the shoot out. I guess he's here to stay now. He is surprisingly chill for having his place of business fucked up by a random lady.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"abdominal snowmen" xD xD

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I wonder what Alessandro is doing right now

One of those hit and run kinda trees.

I love you Jude.

#monsterdon

Jude, who Knows Too Much

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late to the party, been reading all your comments about cable for a while (cable TV? cables in the storyline?), finally realized it's a character's name.... #Monsterdon

Jude is by far my favorite character.

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Is it just me, or is her shirt getting smaller as the movie goes on? #monsterdon

I'm so disappointed that she fell while running away. I expected more from Adrienne Barbeau. #monsterdon

“Hit & run kind of trees”

😂😂😂

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"Must be one of those hit and run kind of trees. It's not here now" Jude gets all the best lines. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Nothing beats Hulk throwing a bear. #Monsterdon

Jude is the best character here, and he has the best lines. The script writer only cared about Jude, and I’m okay with that. He’s pretty cool.

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“Must have been one of those hit and run kind of trees”! #Monsterdon

The A Team learned its “camera under a guy getting thrown” technique from Swamp Thing, apparently. #monsterdon

Oh goody, charades!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Swamp Thing looks a lot like a species of alien on the Star Trek shows.
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JUDE! you had a chance to leave this movie!

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swamp thing only wants TO HELP.

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Adrienne Barbeau is wearing a really tight body-hugging outfit. 👀

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

ENUNCIATE kid!

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So she missed the big evil face peel reveal but doesn't notice that "Ritter"'s voice is different?

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Did the swamp guy just get friendzoned?

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"Don't stop!"

stops

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