missed opportunity to have Burt Reynolds do a Sharky cameo #Monsterdon

Wait, we were in a swamp surrounded by trees, and now we’re in new Grassland Swamps??

#Monsterdon

I'll do you one better. Why is he?
#Monsterdon

wooooohoooooo water chase time I guess?
#Monsterdon

I love that the ruined lab is still gently on fire. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

@Zerofactorial lol, that's the one! #Monsterdon

can you really get someone "cornered" in a swamp?

#monsterdon

I think it's time to hire more expensive mercenaries.

These one's aren't really that good.

#monsterdon

@jsadow That character is on a whole nother level though #monsterdon

Swamp thing! You make everything.... goopy.

#monsterdon #swampthing

I don't think Rambo knows what "cornered" means

#monsterdon
#SwampThing

How exactly can you corner someone in the swamp? #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

There, it's that thing! In the swamp! A swamp thing!
#Monsterdon

QUICK! DISPATCH THE MERC DADS!

#monsterdon

Is he getting high off of sniffing a flower or is that like sex for him now?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Local people say EVERYTHING is full of ghosts.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

@Zerofactorial You don't think this is wholesome?

#Monsterdon

Hey, he's smoking 80s mom cigarettes! #Monsterdon

Even when you're horribly mutated and probably in great pain, you should always stop to smell the flowers.

#Monsterdon

These flowers are visually stunning! Swamp Thing really makes me want to be there to smell the roses.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

I just want to see Discount Sly Stalone get what's coming to him.

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ That’s worrisome. #Monsterdon

Big plant hands too clumsy to do science. Bog Hulk unqualified to be biologist now. Biyou Dude can't co-author paper on orchid hybridiation anymore.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@Rozzychan

OTOH that doesn't really require a whole lot of introspection.

#Monsterdon

relatedly, how did destroying the lab raise it above ground?

that's not even the right kind of raze!

#monsterdon

The gave the Swamp Thing a real 🤨 face that isn't doing it for me at all

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The swamp is not dexterous. The swamp has forgotten the periodic table.

It’s an orchid tree

Like the toffee tree in Narnia

IYKYK

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Forever 21? #iHaveNoIdea #Monsterdon

wrAAAAAAARGH!

Swampy's angst is palpable #Monsterdon

Sequel ... Orchid Thing!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon The swamp remembers jewelry. It has eaten a lot of jewelry over the years.

say bye bye to Adrienne Barbeau's booty on the boat

#monsterdon

He’s got a Tin Woodsman nose. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot could be the Virgin Mary #Monsterdon

“We’re going to do our job”

Ma’am, he’s a volunteer #Monsterdon

@strangefour These are the important questions

#Monsterdon

@Rozzychan

Cheap off-brand lab glass!

#Monsterdon

"If I don't come just go and get yourself out" is what I said last night.

#Monsterdon

Ah, I see they've given her a clean, white, semi-sheer white t-shirt. I assume the filmmakers will be responsible and not allow it to get wet. In the swamp.
#Monsterdon

Where’d she get a clean shirt?

#Monsterdon

Swamp thing had Michael Jackson’s rhinoplasty surgeon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"You think I'm going to stay in that station while they pump it full of holes? You're mistaken."

Best line read ever!
#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

our job?

did you just hire jude as a junior g-man?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

My spouse: “I appreciate that this is clearly just a green rubber coverall with a zipper up the back” #monsterdon

@Taweret yes, yes, that is the part of his costume I find hardest to suspend disbelief for, yes

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Swamp thing vs. beakers and Ehrlenmeyer Flasks..

Swampy smash! #monsterdon

Wait, the sister had a locker of her brother and herself? Not beating the "maybe she's his wife" allegations

#Monsterdon

Wait. Is it okay to take full frontal screen shots of Swamp Thing? He's technically naked. Is his root covered crotch lewd?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

that’s how i felt in chemistry class too, swamp thing #Monsterdon

memories of pouring for science drive the swamp thing to the ruins of his destroyed laboratory

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Never show the monster in good lighting. JFC.

#Monsterdon

Swamp Thing is doing swamp science. Swience.

#Monsterdon

That Pyrex isn't living up to the warranty.

#Monsterdon

@LuluHelle unless immortality is a needy friend and doesn't know when to leave a person alone... I suppose in that case I might be better off

#Monsterdon

The big plant man was right. #monsterdon

Why on earth would you run down a road if you are running from a vehicle? I'd be all about those trees! #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan crying or sweating? and cna you tell?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Change of clothes from random swamp cabin and kid has a boat decked out with flowers. Huh. Are there some (possibly bigoted) tropes about swamp communities I am clueless about? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial a movie where he provides simple wisdom from beyond his years #Monsterdon

I'm not buying that pole coming up clean from that bottom. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

"i'm not worried"

I AM! Nothing can happen to Jude or I riot.

#monsterdon

Aw!

Swamp thing has been crying.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Swampy cries out, his frustration echoing through the mangroves

(That was emoting)

these are two different ruins, right? the lab and the hunting cabin

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Typical safari footwear: high heeled boots.
#Monsterdon

@LingLass Her hair held up really well despite nearly drowning! #Monsterdon

some fires, never go out, in the swamp.

#monsterdon

He kinda reminds me of the monster from Young Frankenstein with a wet green tarp draped over him
#Monsterdon

Swampy thing: “RARRRRGH”
Translation: “I stepped on my penis!”

#monsterdon

@jonny I mean “swamp thing things” seems to consist entirely of “yelling like a cat in an empty room”, so I’m not sure the screenwriters had a whole lot more material to draw on. #monsterdon

If you yell into the swamp long enough…

#Monsterdon

If Jude had been the PI on this project, you bet they'da had off-site data backups.

#monsterdon

Ugh - its not a paddle. The kid dips the pushing pole into the water and the boat accelerates off into the swamp. lol

#monsterdon

Jude's first guess is that she didn't pay her bookie? This kid's imagination is great.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing with his high forehead the swamp thing looks like like red foreman

This kid is basically another scientist.

#Monsterdon

"Guy I knew. For 5 minutes. Before he became a scientist flambee."

#Monsterdon

Ok, I love Jude. #Monsterdon

Ah, yes, the period I n which the bad guys smoked, before smoking disappeared from film altogether. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

Adrienne don't make Jude row you the whole way like you're a helpless baby? Jude is teensy.

It was originally called the swamp whatchamacallit but they changed the line

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Oh the famous abdominal snowman who I assume has an abnormally large second snowball.

#Monsterdon

Such a French cigarette. #Monsterdon

how the *hell* did you coerce Jude into moving the boat around, Cable?

#monsterdon

I don't know why she's afraid of him. He looks like a perfectly acceptable Star Trek alien #monsterdon

This seems like something better suited to the talents of Larry Cohen than Wes Craven. #monsterdon

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
How did he step on the one Lego brick in the swamp?
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Maybe if you would introduce me to immortality at one of your dinner parties then I *would* recognize when it knocks on my door

#Monsterdon

The haunting Swamp Theme, from Swamp Thing

#Monsterdon

"It doesn't maintain a low profile."
*cut to the swamp thing groaning*
#Monsterdon

The Regina Sahvanna #monsterdon

Swamp Thing CC: Some baby powder, this suit itches!! #Monsterdon

Jude is best dude so far. Absolute champ. I will accept no fuckery with this young gentleman. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

“Doesn’t maintain a low profile”

Cut to existential yelling in the swamp

#Monsterdon

Coke boy got game.

#Monsterdon

find the girl and the beast will follow is not a good slogan for anything. ever.
#Monsterdon

Does this kid have parents?

#Monsterdon

Hahaha best low-profile failure reveal ever

#Monsterdon