Swamp thing: WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?

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#monsterdon All wet and frustrated! JUST NEED TO BUD ONE MORE TIME. ;)

I'm pretty sure that's an improper 3 point turn. (In fact, it looked more like they did 5.) #Monsterdon

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You want to make an animal X plant hybrid so you need a "formula"

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Swamp Rambo looks better not all Rambo’d up. Still a horrible person

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Swamp Thing: *roars in the swamp*

me: "me too, buddy. me too"

that makes her.... A WITCH!

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I can't even spell immortality #Monsterdon

Y'all he said it!!!
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Abdominal snowman cuz he obviously does SO MANY SITUPS #Monsterdon

"I want this Swamp Thing" Name Drop! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

why does the villain have an ivory vibrator on his desk?

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I'm enjoying the jiggling. #Monsterdon

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Paramilitary agent Dadbod.

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If only she could get back to her linen suit she could sneak past them unrecognized #monsterdon

Abdominal snowmens! ROFL! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Abdominal Snowman (tm)

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Abdominal snow man!

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Well you could be a little nicer to the mysterious non-vegetable Thing that has repeatedly saved your life

and clearly has human features and understands communication to some extent

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I dunno if I can handle #HashTagGames and #Monsterdon at the same time. There are a LOT of non-sequitur posts right now.

"one of those abdominal snowmen" is a good line #Monsterdon

Just Wow. How was Wes Craven allowed to continue making films after this?

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Abdominal Snowmans.
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#monsterdon An Abdominal Snowman, this guy's a regular Mushnik over here

Abdominal snowman, lol

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"Uh huh. Must have been one of those hit and run kind of trees."

This kid is literally the star of the entire movie. Period. The end. Calling it here.

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rude kid, i mean sure but also rude. I mean she still looks great.
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"abdominal snowmen" xD xD

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I wonder what Alessandro is doing right now

One of those hit and run kinda trees.

I love you Jude.

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late to the party, been reading all your comments about cable for a while (cable TV? cables in the storyline?), finally realized it's a character's name.... #Monsterdon

Jude is by far my favorite character.

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Is it just me, or is her shirt getting smaller as the movie goes on? #monsterdon

I'm so disappointed that she fell while running away. I expected more from Adrienne Barbeau. #monsterdon

“Hit & run kind of trees”

😂😂😂

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"Must be one of those hit and run kind of trees. It's not here now" Jude gets all the best lines. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Nothing beats Hulk throwing a bear. #Monsterdon

The A Team learned its “camera under a guy getting thrown” technique from Swamp Thing, apparently. #monsterdon

Oh goody, charades!

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Swamp Thing looks a lot like a species of alien on the Star Trek shows.
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JUDE! you had a chance to leave this movie!

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swamp thing only wants TO HELP.

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Adrienne Barbeau is wearing a really tight body-hugging outfit. 👀

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ENUNCIATE kid!

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Did the swamp guy just get friendzoned?

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"Don't stop!"

stops

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wow, that suit in the full light of day tho. uh.

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Dude saves you from the evil jerks and all you can say is "Shoo!"

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

lookin' like some kind of proto-Thanos

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*Cable fires the pistol she took from the gas station at the threatening mercenaries; it misfires in her hand with a shower of sparks*

I feel like that scene might be significantly underselling the danger of a misfire that looks like that..? I'm surprised Cable still has a hand!

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Uh. A little physics liberties there. How much mass does Swamp Thing have? #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Threw one guy in the water, and another on a soft bed of leaves, some monster
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Convenient pile of tires! She freakin' rocks! Wants to protect the teenage kid after realizing the baddies showed up! #monsterdon

(This film may be too high quality for #monsterdon. Logan's Run tier at least.)

SHOO 🤣 #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

The Swamp Thing suit looks so simple and cheap. The face is okayish, but the rest is just a green wet suit with some roots on it.
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Swamp Thing is a triple S tier crossing guard.

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"...is that a tuber in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?"

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Jam it, Danet! #monsterdon

Okay wait did the top of that vehicle just float off into the air?

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#monsterdon TAKE OFF YOUR RED SHIRT LADY

Right, go into the water to escape the swamp thing.

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HERE THEY ARE

THE SAVIOR OF THE *SWAMP*

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That's a very bad monster costume #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

An actual misfire! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Jolly Green Giant isn’t feeling very jolly

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nice work swamp thing!

Why is there swamp everywhere in this swamp??
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#monsterdon Heeeeey Jude, your gas station's gonna be burnt down...

Is that Ray Wise in the suit or just some giant that was owned by the Studio?

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Drives into forest: "Watch the tree"

Um, superfluous much?

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She can't get her hair wet!
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She stops to rest, right on a road, and then she runs straight down the road, when a jeep approaches.

Not cool. Not cool at all.

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well frankly, ma'am, last time you jumped into the water, you came out relatively unharmed so...

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Swamp Thing beats jeep.

Good start.

@guyjantic How is that confusing. Weird Al is sexy as Hell. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

@Terencio @cargot_robbie Please, somebody, make this show! #Monsterdon

You'd think that an organization that bothered to set up a full spy-worthy communication protocol might have defended its scientists a little better

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we’re only half done but i really feel that lady has earned a spa day #Monsterdon

If Cable was played by Sigourney Weaver, this movie would be a hit
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watch it, that's the road the nazguls use

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Don't stop in the road!

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Swamp Thing stops the jeep cold.
None of the commandos go for their guns -- stunned into inaction.

Oh, right, because it was really a tree...

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now this

*this* is a Swamp Romp.

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Again, she chose the wrong footwear. WTF kind of scientist wears 2inch heels in the field?
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Me at work next year: "Does anything work around here?" "Just me."

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why they added that tyre skreech on in post, when the cars were travelling a heady speed of 3 MPH, is beyond me
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so the rambos are staging attacks right out in the open why do they have branches in their hats?

Cable really knows how to fuck shit up. And I don’t mean in a good way. #monsterdon

A turning around montage!

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I bet people see women being chased down in the Louisiana swamp all the time...

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The wardrobe team is really confusing me. They're clearly sexualizing Cable, but they're also giving her that hair and that shirt.
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Who IS she, this warrior woman?

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#timestamp to clip running fully exposed, yelling and tripping, incredible survival instincts #monsterdon

#monsterdon That car has the turning radius of a continent, geez.

Tubi seems more ad laden for me than usual. I'm way out of sync now :P #Monsterdon

Glasses to glasses agent. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon THose swamp commadnos are fairly conspicuous..

ACTION ADRIENNE

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You're right, kid.

"Here comes trouble." #monsterdon