Swamp Thing
Mark Shane Hayden
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co

So Swampy took out Fake Rambo and even got Fake Kahn-turned-pigdog

Then effed off into the swamp

THE END

And Jude the cool dude is OK!

Love a happy ending! And we all have Tandy, a Radio Shack Company, to thank for the advanced tech that made itvall possible!

Thanks again @Taweret for this dank #Monsterdon !

Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster

Swamp Thing: β€œWill you take me to be my lawfully wedded wife? To love and cherish, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer, for better for worse, and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto me, for so long as we both shall live?”

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Terencio

"I'll always be with you"... what did he do, give her a yeast infection?

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

while the agent is being moss healed, Evil Swampy comes back to fight good swampy with his sword, but because he sucks at swordfighting he loses anyway and now there's a (hopefully) dead wookiee bat in the bubbling swamp.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Both Good Swampy and Evil Swampy emerge (with Agent Big hair) in the inexplicably bubbling part of the swamp and start shoving each other. Then Evil Swampy stabs Agent Big Hair with his sword. Good Swampy arms himself with a tree trunk and uses "bash", apparently winning, then goes back to use his "lay on hands" skill to heal her. I think. Or nope, I was wrong. She just dies. No wait, he applies his moss to her boob to heal her.

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b@bsd.cafe

This is what bathing in the swamp leads to. A lot of bubbles.

#monsterdon

Bluedepth

He's going to be a pretty butterfly. Or…

Terencio

when I was a kid and I saw this movie, I thought that line about the formula bringing out their essence was totally deep.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Because the evil rich guy believes in himself, he pours himself a glass of swamp man juice, walks outside to his porch and drinks it, hoping that he will become a swamp god. He says a villain monologue that I decided to just not care about. Shockingly, he doesn't (yet) turn into a swamp monster.

The tea pouring lady appears for the second time, but doesn't do anything interesting.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

In his dungeon, evil rich guy has tied swampy to a sideways cross and is interrogating him, asking him why the formula turned his goon into a mere gollum but turned a slutty scientist into a powerful swampy. The difference between the two was their personalities or the power of love or something.

Also, Agent Big Hair is chained up next to Swampy.