You could just not create a plant like that, maybe.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

oh this sounds totally legit and not at all regretful for research
grant granted!
#Monsterdon

@ramsey @cargot_robbie also this is not a wannabe Paul Hogan

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Six billion. Hahahahahah loser, try eight billion of us little grubby creatures ;)

that's right we got backwater DNA splicing!

#monsterdon

In Swamp Thing, TOMATO EATS YOU.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

#monsterdon Attack! Of! The! Killer! Tomatoes! Come on maaaan!

The only way I ever thought my work would be explosive dot social #Monsterdon #SwampThing

"a plant for the 21st Century"

"Too many people!"

Oh that old one again, it's the Climate Change, not the People #Monsterdon

kind of a planimal

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

She just said 'recombinant DNA' like it's a whole theory and he told her she's right!

Roomie "where's the monster" count: 1

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

"Go in the cottage with the secret bunker! Quick!" - from the gallery here. #monsterdon

oh yeah put the explosives under the electron microscope.

GIVE THEM SOME ENERGY THEY LOVE IT

#monsterdon

"It is...it is...it is green." #Monsterdon

'Quick, someone tell Herbert West about this discovery.'

#Monsterdon
#SwampThing

#Monsterdon #SwampThing you'd think finding a weapons application would solve their funding problems, but this may have ethical implications :blobcat_thinking_glare:

Literally dynamite? But it's so... *glowy*. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

@starkraving666 Hm, thought they managed to talk about themselves a little too #monsterdon

#monsterdon I accidentally created explosives in a swamp from shit on a possum? Wut..

@socketwench My best guess, they wanted an Australian but they ended up with a Mancunian

#Monsterdon

Would be a bad time for a high five for her. #monsterdon

Weird glowing goo that explodes.

Literally just sticks her hand right in. I mean what could go wrong, right?

#Monsterdon

Chekov's glowing green glop #Monsterdon

Yeah, that is weird. Toss it over here, let me have a... KAPOW
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

I feel like Linda is getting short shrift in this movie

@socketwench

It's not faux-aussie cuz it's not aussie at all. He's from Oop North (of England)

#Monsterdon

Was this guy with the British colonial but still posh accent the model for Muldoon from Jurassic Park?! #monsterdon

Never a good idea when there's a glowing green vial of goo, we learned this from The Reanimator.

#monsterdon #SwampThing

They only paid for that 10 seconds of intense score. #monsterdon

Those are the best dynamite puns ever but I give them points for using the word "literally" properly.

#Monsterdon

I so badly want someone to ask me to cook something up in a science way.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

She touched that with her fingers, after figuring out it did THAT?!?!?? #Monsterdon

And now she is Tim the Enchanter

#Monsterdon

Dr. Holland's Opus?

#monsterdon

The luminol!! I remember this from Re-Animator.

#Monsterdon

who are the local hair stylists in the swamp? There's a lot of processed hair and no one looks like velcro. I have questions.
#Monsterdon

No, that's Re-animator juice. #Monsterdon

Where did all these guns suddenly come from?? #monsterdon

"oh, my bad, I was making some Jiffy-Pop"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Yeeeeeah, let's dip our FINGERS in it!

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

The possum is called Alessandro!

I gotta admire that 80s Hair on our heroine.

Teased within an inch of its life.

And GLOVES. Wear GLOVES lady!
#Monsterdon

*Gunshots*

Somebody's fishin'!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Someone gave the possum a gun.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

@davesdogmaggie we can only blame the 80's

#Monsterdon

That's reanimator syrum. You can't fool me. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

oh it's reanimator syrup!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

zap?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Ope! I'm late for Swamp Thing! #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Uh, but he did put the lid back on and put the pole back up before going to the hospital, I guess?

#Monsterdon

geez everybody's packing, huh?

#monsterdon

"The back door! I'll take that!"

That's what she said... #monsterdon

You can seem pretty charming when you stand next to someone even more objectionable than you #Monsterdon

THE SUBSTANCE #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Side wipe, fan wipe, alle the wipes. Let’s hope we get a star wipe. #monsterdon

@starkraving666 Alice and Linda introduce themselves to one another #monsterdon

“A woman has no business around a man like you”

I mean, I kinda agree with that, honestly

#Monsterdon

WHY IS HE WEARING A SWEATHSHIRT FFS?!?!

#Monsterdon

🎶 he's a maneater... 🎶

#monsterdon

CHEESE IT YOU GUyS iT'S THE FEDS

#monsterdon #SwampThing

I'm impressed by how everyone is wearing a laminated badge out in the swamp #monsterdon

I also cannot be blamed for following my natural way.

#Monsterdon

fancy diagonal wipe there Wes very comic bookie #Monsterdon

Wish Sigourney seems to have stolen Burt Reynold's Hawaiian shirt. It looks better on her, sorry Burt.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

@r343l Once you start adding on digits who's to stop you 😛

#Monsterdon

Someone needs to punch Crocodile Dundee in the teeth #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Quicksand? What is this, the 80s? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Our comic relief is here..

wacky screenwipe alert
#Monsterdon

biologist pillow talk

#Monsterdon

Holland is hunting for a unicorn in the swamp.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Alice has a nice 80's hair!
#MONSTERDON

Science!Leland Palmer is being a skeez.

"I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies." (Dead Ringers)

#Monsterdon

Bechdel test ✅ #monsterdon

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

I am not safe here with Amanda Palmer's Dad and you know it.

What the fuck is "you look like a tree" supposed to mean??? #monsterdon #swampthing1982

"...they removed the Raspberry Pi from the camouflaged sensor ball!"

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Do not through the expensive equipment into the swamp!
:blobcateyes:

#Monsterdon

No more malarckey, Science Daddy!

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Less than 15 minutes in and already the thirst is building in this movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon That pinata SUCKED.

Ray Wise is trying real hard with these lines, I’ll give him that. #monsterdon

Lady be like "why the hell dothese assignments always turn into first dates?" #Monsterdon

You had me for the beauty of the natural world, but the end of your speech makes me want to fight and dethrone God.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

she couldn't see the sensor bc it was camouflaged.

#monsterdon

ok that orchid was plastic right?
#Monsterdon

What kind of critter was that? #Monsterdon

Why do we have to get the "incompetant woman in nature" trope? Boo.

#Monsterdon

The gator was only following his natural way, you can't blame a guy for that.

Worst flirting ever.

#monsterdon

I wonder when the next badge swipe spot will be? It’s so official in the swamp.
#Monsterdon

Holland is down bad

#Monsterdon

the protagonist man is none other than PRESIDENT DUGAN https://youtu.be/OhSKjdOpxqw #monsterdon

It's just like the beginning of the Muppet Movie!

Wait...is Kermit the Swamp Thing????

#Monsterdon

is this guy trying to flirt by -- ah, yes i see he is. leave him out here in the swamp, ma'am.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

Romantic swamp 🎶 two characters are doing their meet-cute:

chick: "You look like a tree"
dude: "I feel like a tree"

Hawaiian shirt.

FESTIVE!

#monsterdon

Mention of quick sand!
#Monsterdon

hon

get a cattle prod now

i mean now

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Science Daddy it's shhh time now. No more lines. Just stand there and look like Feynman pls.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing