Holland is down bad

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the protagonist man is none other than PRESIDENT DUGAN https://youtu.be/OhSKjdOpxqw #monsterdon

is this guy trying to flirt by -- ah, yes i see he is. leave him out here in the swamp, ma'am.

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Romantic swamp 🎶 two characters are doing their meet-cute:

chick: "You look like a tree"
dude: "I feel like a tree"

Hawaiian shirt.

FESTIVE!

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Mention of quick sand!
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hon

get a cattle prod now

i mean now

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Science Daddy it's shhh time now. No more lines. Just stand there and look like Feynman pls.

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Ok, but natural way or not he still got eaten by a gator??
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“Hate things without legs”

Honestly, in the swamp I’m much more concerned with things with more than two legs

And things with two legs #Monsterdon

Did they not tell Cable she was going to be working in a swamp? Always bothered me. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Orchids that look just like the ones in the grocery store.

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"What happened to the guy I'm replacing?" Always a great question to ask

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@diazona wrong symbol!

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oof, that transition.

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing when i was a child, my grandparents' house had a water feature out back with little pools. most of the time the fountain and recirculator were broken and it was just still water, full of algae and mosquitos

i imagine this is what swamps are like, just bigger

Is that the sound of muskrat love in the distance?
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#monsterdon Yes, quicksand, the over-touted threat of the 90's!

swamps swamps SWAMPS!
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@wohali They're like snowshoes, but the opposite

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ah yes

"you look like a tree"

but as foreshadowing

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Quicksand mentioned!!

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@catzilla Going to mooch over here tonight since I can't find another, will untag you after this. Thank you!

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@LuluHelle The swaaamps are aliiiiive with the sounds of "aaarrrtghghg!"
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The only dangerous thing... isn't she replacing a dead guy? #Monsterdon

"IQ like a phone number" needs to make a comeback

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"Oh no, I'm A Dr, not THE dr. I'm a girl, after all." #monsterdon

Oh I think the alligators and water moccasins would like to change your mind ? #Monsterdon

Hey, that have a TRS 80. Pretty high tech stuff! #Monsterdon

See, she did pack swamp clothes. Ye of little faith. #Monsterdon

I'm more upset by the possum abuse than I am by Adrienne Barbeau with a perm. #monsterdon

My roomie called all this exposition "sniffing" and I can't unsee it. Sniff each other out, science hotties

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I had to turn on subtitles to better understand what they're saying

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She is ableist.

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IDK how big of a compliment that is, last time I checked, phone numbers weren't very smart...
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Sometimes you feel like a tree. Sometimes you don’t.

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How did they build this underground/water base below a swamp without, like, destroying the swamp in order to build out all the drainage, ventilation & supply delivery systems you'd need to make it safe to work in?! Yes once again I am worried about infrastructure and supply chain. #monsterdon

I am waiting for him to sing "Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats" and communicate with Bob and the owls.

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Is he coming onto her in the first hour?

Talk about pick-up artists.

I will lose my mind if he starts singing or dancing in this film
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“Government agents with their pop guns”

Those guns would still kill you, though.

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@saucerlost

The opossum of our ofears

#FTFY #Monsterdon

Australian actors were notoriously cheap in the 80s... and yet you still pulled a fake one for this? wild

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#monsterdon She's got an IQ like a phone number??

Oh, a furry thing is not what I expected him to pull out of the water...
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Who wants possum pie liked Granny use to make? #Monsterdon

WAS HE HOLDING THAT POSSUM UNDER WATER? I'M SO UPSET! #monsterdon

OH NOOO SCIENCE DADDY IS DROWNING OPOSSUMS
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KITTY!

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Leave that possum alone Leland!! Wrap him in a nice towel so we can snuggle him!

how dare you disturb that little baby's slumber in the swamp juices! #monsterdon

omg yaaaaaaay it's Laura Palmer's dad!
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BADGER

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"please join us in our green tea ceremony"

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That's one Richard Feynman looking science daddy

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SQUEAKY

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#monsterdon *Distressed squeaking*

Ray Wise! Please clap #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

I'd say most of the poes are catholics, but I wouldn't go as far as say all of them were...
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#monsterdon LELAND!!!

Mom, I want Crocodile Dundee!

Mom: We have Crocodile Dundee at home

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What is wrong with using tools?

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The early 80s loved Dudley Moore and Dudley Moorelikes

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'don't just stand there, give us a hand'

[applauds]

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that poor possum :(

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oh they must have ONE HELL of a sump pump.

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THOSE are RadioShack model TRS computers baby #Monsterdon

There’s Ray Wise!

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Leland Palmer, the swamp years #Monsterdon

Adrienne Barbeau was basically THE actor you went to if you wanted "strong assertive woman who can dress in business clothes in hard circumstances and deal with annoying men" in the 80s and 90s. In one of the best Babylon 5 episodes (of which there are many!) and also Escape from New York! #monsterdon

The arcane business? Is there a magic book in this swamp?
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Swamp expert... from Yorkshire?

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RADIO SHACK COMPUTER SPOTTED IN THE SWAMP SHACK

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#monsterdon Now these guys know how to make a lab in a swamp!

i went to Helena Handbasket once
she's a nice lady
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A guy named "Arcane", I bet that's just some nobody bit part character.

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cant watch swamp thing for #Monsterdon tonight as i am going to get ICE CREAM

@cs It was 1982!

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Me? In the swamps? In THESE HEELS?

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@Gustodon

You still have a memory when HBOobies already stole your soul??

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Just fyi I already don't understand

2x TRS-80 spotted!

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing ah bureaucratic macguffins

This is the kind of activity we train children to deal with by giving them Slip-n-Slides to play on #monsterdon

So are these like swamp separatists? #Monsterdon

#MONSTERDON #SwampThing swamp goons!!

I also thought Arcane was dead 🤔

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How does her hair stay so fluffy in that humidity? #Monsterdon

I’m pouring sweat just watching them.

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How much you wanna bet plaid snake-bit is Hank?

woman of competency.

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#Monsterdon Yes, it's not Kansas. You can tell from the cyprus trees.

#monsterdon Lamebrains? Is this guy a mormon?

Applause for the hairdresser who created those gorgeous silver waves #Monsterdon

I don’t know what’s going on but at least I know it’s not Kansas #Monsterdon

Haha! It makes total sense to wear “sensible” low-ish heels to traipse around a swamp.
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My girl knows her science mumbo jumbo 💖

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Pocket snake! #monsterdon

In my memory, HBO showed this movie with nudity but then the VHS release was edited to protect our souls from breasts.

Did I make that up?

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But the Pope is....oooooh. Now I get it.

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