I was hoping she'd flip their boat #monsterdon
#monsterdon I wonder if the glowing formula is the same as the one from Reanimator.
Oh no, she got U.N.C.L.E chopped #Monsterdon #SwampThing
Perfect latex mask removal reveal! Mission Impossible wants its Peter Graves back. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
A real "mask off" moment early in the film. Let's see how it works out.
I'm digging the evil guy accent.
#Monsterdon
Now we have Evil German Accent, in contrast to whatever the heck we had before #Monsterdon
They beat up my favorite character though she put up a good fight first. Still unanswered is why there are weird commandos in the swamp. #monsterdon
PERSON WE DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IS ACTUALLY PERSON WE DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT!!!
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in case anyone cares, I still do not understand
Oh no! It's Swamp Thing meets FaceOff! #monsterdon
Thank heaven for little swap things.
I've worked in many labs, and I have yet to see anyone grab someone and kiss them. I did celebrate a discovery by bringing in coffee for everyone once though. Does that count? #Monsterdon
well rambo is a science god now for smashy a beaker #Monsterdon
What is this Mission impossible swamp edition?
#monsterdon
OH NO HE'S GERMAN
damn, that's some mission impossible leve shit right there. also, that really explains his accent problems.
#Monsterdon
Honestly, why bother with the mask in this swamp..? That's a lot of effort.
YES give practical the BUDGET let them PLAY
Professor Hyde-White??!!!!!!
βpenetrationβ He he heh
SEE? I thought Ritter was the blond woman. I am terrible at this.
FACEβ¦OFF for no apparent reason #Monsterdon
Ritter was not Ritter, but Arcane...was the mask really necessary though?
oooh THAT'S why his accent was so terrible!
Now kissing in the first day must be some inappropriate behavior between coworkers
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon #SwampThing what is this mission impossible??
#monsterdon 21:00 in R2 is fucking agitated
Oh wow Adrienne Barbeau can fight, no match for a judo chop from Swamp Rambo though π
STRAYA TRAITYA!
Oh, the militia guys are for a rival lab or something. Like something out of a William Gibson novel.
Where's HR when you need um? #monsterdon
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I would also like to meet the wigs guy
A karate chop to the neck will knock anyone unconscious.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
so many radio shacks
who on the grant committee did not see the absence of a "security" line item in the swamp lab grant as a problem #monsterdon
Imitation R2-D2 is warning everyone to get out of the movie before it's too late
The green stuff is herbal viagra #monsterdon
What the? They were working on chemistry, but a kiss already!? #Monsterdon
so, how are we tying back in whatever fight the military's got going on, exactly? what do these two plots have to do with each other?
people, the Hollands are siblings not spouses. #monsterdon
Swamp rambo makes another appearance. I still don't know his motivation.
#Monsterdon
random survivalists in the woods
#monsterdon
Blinkenlights. Beepennoizes. Something must be happening with this machine. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982
touch it with your bare hands... go head. #monsterdon
You've been Barbeaued.
Cable can handle herself. #Monsterdon #SwampThing
yes! bean him with that thing! go girl. (^_^)
*snickers childishly at the flashing red light that says "PENETRATION"*
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Do not mess with Adrienne Barbeau she will take you *right* down
PENETRATION STROBE IS ACTIVE. This is not a drill.
And now the two of them are discussing yet another man, who isn't even in the film #monsterdon
beepp beeepy beep boop de beep deepy doop beep
the sound designers liked that scene
#Monsterdon
Wait she's the sister? I thought she was the wife! #Monsterdon #SwampThing
lo, thwack him with the gas canister! I like how violent this heroine gets, no "help me!" bollocks
@cargot_robbie I hope this is a joke and you know thatβs not Burt Reynolds.
@Violinknitter It's ok those opossums died for science.
Monologue!
Face peeling, and monologue!
Hahahaha!
Looks like there's some penetration in sector 3.
WINK #monsterdon
'The dead wood was fruitful!? Quick, someone tell TannhΓ€user about this discoveryβ¦and the Pope.'
#monsterdon When you have a breakthrough at work, the thing to do is call for your wife and kiss the nearest woman.
Perfectly normal.
He called his wife into the lab to watch him kiss the new associate?
This is a toxic work environment.
#Monsterdon
I like that twigs-hat is that big guy's brand
#monsterdon Iβm gonna give this nice lady mononucleosis! Now wait, I just want to kiss you! I'm so excited! I just can't hide it, you don't mind do you? If I just ignore your privacy, agency, and maybe act a little rapey in front of my... uh... Sister?
Lmao this "eureka! I'd better KISS YOU" moment is so creepy and forced what's going on
Alec is full of not funny jokes.
#monsterdon
PENETRATION AGAIN WHAT
Ritter did not find that kiss incredible. Also, when did they move on to kissing? Was it an off-screen swamp romance?
Cut, cut, CUT! We need more dry ice!
#monsterdon
Neon green gunk
Explodes when you throw it on the floor
And then pine boards start sprouting Christmas trees
And this is somehow GOOD news
The boards grew! Self regrowing pine flooring. Oh also Holland's wife is cool with a third. FOR SCIENCE!
#Monsterdon #SwampThing
I'm picturing the tri-fold Science Fair poster they are going to make for this experiment
In a world where "fantastic" means "incredibly dangerous"
"Are you kidding?"
Yes, this is all a prank!
#monsterdon
I wanna kiss that bastardβs face when he finds out we done it!
which one of them's the HR department?
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"all the places that Linda dropped the fluid..."
Get tidier Linda!
#monsterdon This guy is fresher than 2000 flushes, geez.
You seen the commander?
He's in the command shed.
What's he doing there?
Commanding. The throne. If you know what I mean.
It's not real science unless you get the exact time written down
Leland, how do ya like my perm?
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Oh, we watched this last week.
Being an angry jerk is alway hilarious.
The way this screenplay is, Iβm surprised that wasnβt βlike watching swampgrass growβ. #monsterdon
whoa, boundaries there Ray Wise!
Why aren't they wearing gloves??!!?
Also that neon green glow is really easy to make with fluorescein. But they probably just took some green & yellow food die and shone a light on it.
βthrills of watching grass growβ
Maβam, heβs a botanist. Thatβs literally what he does for a living
That and apparently torture opossums??
#monsterdon He used to throw a mean bunsen burner.. he got the Noble Prize for throwing things that should be ignited.
@starkraving666 How many #monsterdon features fail to pass that very very low bar?
Nixie tube display on a function generator. Nice. #Monsterdon
@nev
I'm not convinced they told us! #monsterdon
Huh. I wonder if that notebook's important or anything. #Monsterdon #SwampThing
Finally, plants for the 21st century! #Monsterdon
two genius scientists and they couldn't pass the Bechdel test
I like the tiny corn on the cob that comes in stiry fry at some places. #monsterdon