Adrienne Barbeau really putting the "Cable" in "Alice Cable" in this scene. #Monsterdon

“penetration” He he heh

#Monsterdon

SEE? I thought Ritter was the blond woman. I am terrible at this.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

FACE…OFF for no apparent reason #Monsterdon

Ritter was not Ritter, but Arcane...was the mask really necessary though?

#Monsterdon

oooh THAT'S why his accent was so terrible!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing what is this mission impossible??

Now kissing in the first day must be some inappropriate behavior between coworkers
#monsterdon

BIG REVEAL! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

#monsterdon 21:00 in R2 is fucking agitated

Oh wow Adrienne Barbeau can fight, no match for a judo chop from Swamp Rambo though 😞

STRAYA TRAITYA!

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Oh, the militia guys are for a rival lab or something. Like something out of a William Gibson novel.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Where's HR when you need um? #monsterdon

@cs lol nice one, "chemistry"

also what the... indeed

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🔬 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 🥬 🙅‍♀️ 😱

I would also like to meet the wigs guy

A karate chop to the neck will knock anyone unconscious.
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

so many radio shacks

#monsterdon #SwampThing

who on the grant committee did not see the absence of a "security" line item in the swamp lab grant as a problem #monsterdon

Imitation R2-D2 is warning everyone to get out of the movie before it's too late

#Monsterdon

I will also now be calling the bathroom "the command shed" going forward. #Monsterdon

The green stuff is herbal viagra #monsterdon

What the? They were working on chemistry, but a kiss already!? #Monsterdon

so, how are we tying back in whatever fight the military's got going on, exactly? what do these two plots have to do with each other?

#monsterdon

people, the Hollands are siblings not spouses. #monsterdon

Oh, the score’s back!

Oh, it’s gone again….

#monsterdon

Swamp rambo makes another appearance. I still don't know his motivation.
#Monsterdon

random survivalists in the woods
#monsterdon

Blinkenlights. Beepennoizes. Something must be happening with this machine. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

touch it with your bare hands... go head. #monsterdon

You've been Barbeaued.

#monsterdon #swampthing1982

Cable can handle herself. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

yes! bean him with that thing! go girl. (^_^)

#monsterdon

*snickers childishly at the flashing red light that says "PENETRATION"*

#monsterdon #SwampThing

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Do not mess with Adrienne Barbeau she will take you *right* down

PENETRATION STROBE IS ACTIVE. This is not a drill.

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

And now the two of them are discussing yet another man, who isn't even in the film #monsterdon

Okay, so I thought the boy and girl scientists were a polycule, but they're actually brother and sister, and maybe also a polycule.

Anyway, we learn that where the girl scientist splashed the explosion formula some plants grew, so we have our super science plant growing formula.

The boy scientist celebrates by kissing agent big hair, seemingly without her permission.

#monsterdon

beepp beeepy beep boop de beep deepy doop beep
the sound designers liked that scene
#Monsterdon

Wait she's the sister? I thought she was the wife! #Monsterdon #SwampThing

lo, thwack him with the gas canister! I like how violent this heroine gets, no "help me!" bollocks

#Monsterdon

@cargot_robbie I hope this is a joke and you know that’s not Burt Reynolds.

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter It's ok those opossums died for science.

#Monsterdon

Monologue!
Face peeling, and monologue!
Hahahaha!

#monsterdon
#SwampThing

rambuuuuuuu nuuuuuuuuuuu

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Looks like there's some penetration in sector 3.

WINK #monsterdon

'The dead wood was fruitful!? Quick, someone tell Tannhäuser about this discovery…and the Pope.'

#Monsterdon
#SwampThing

#monsterdon When you have a breakthrough at work, the thing to do is call for your wife and kiss the nearest woman.

Perfectly normal.

He called his wife into the lab to watch him kiss the new associate?
This is a toxic work environment.
#Monsterdon

I like that twigs-hat is that big guy's brand

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I’m gonna give this nice lady mononucleosis! Now wait, I just want to kiss you! I'm so excited! I just can't hide it, you don't mind do you? If I just ignore your privacy, agency, and maybe act a little rapey in front of my... uh... Sister?

Lmao this "eureka! I'd better KISS YOU" moment is so creepy and forced what's going on

#Monsterdon

Alec is full of not funny jokes.
#monsterdon

PENETRATION AGAIN WHAT

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Ritter did not find that kiss incredible. Also, when did they move on to kissing? Was it an off-screen swamp romance?

#Monsterdon #SwampThing

Cut, cut, CUT! We need more dry ice!
#monsterdon

Scientific discovery makes scientists so horny. #Monsterdon

Neon green gunk

Explodes when you throw it on the floor

And then pine boards start sprouting Christmas trees

And this is somehow GOOD news

#Monsterdon

The boards grew! Self regrowing pine flooring. Oh also Holland's wife is cool with a third. FOR SCIENCE!
#Monsterdon #SwampThing

I'm picturing the tri-fold Science Fair poster they are going to make for this experiment

#Monsterdon

In a world where "fantastic" means "incredibly dangerous"

#monsterdon #SwampThing

yeah, swamp's growing through your floor.

why the hell did you build this lab here?

#monsterdon

"Are you kidding?"
Yes, this is all a prank!
#monsterdon

which one of them's the HR department?

#monsterdon

I wanna kiss that bastard’s face when he finds out we done it!

#Monsterdon

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"all the places that Linda dropped the fluid..."

Get tidier Linda!

#monsterdon This guy is fresher than 2000 flushes, geez.

You seen the commander?

He's in the command shed.

What's he doing there?

Commanding. The throne. If you know what I mean.

#monsterdon

Haha he shifted the plant board

Oops

#Monsterdon

It's not real science unless you get the exact time written down

#Monsterdon

Leland, how do ya like my perm?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, we watched this last week.

Being an angry jerk is alway hilarious.

#Monsterdon

The way this screenplay is, I’m surprised that wasn’t “like watching swampgrass grow”. #monsterdon

whoa, boundaries there Ray Wise!

#Monsterdon

Why aren't they wearing gloves??!!?

Also that neon green glow is really easy to make with fluorescein. But they probably just took some green & yellow food die and shone a light on it.

#Monsterdon

“thrills of watching grass grow”

Ma’am, he’s a botanist. That’s literally what he does for a living

That and apparently torture opossums??

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He used to throw a mean bunsen burner.. he got the Noble Prize for throwing things that should be ignited.

@starkraving666 How many #monsterdon features fail to pass that very very low bar?

"This is fantastic! This is incredible!"

*KISS

AUGH no

#monsterdon

Nixie tube display on a function generator. Nice. #Monsterdon

@nev
I'm not convinced they told us! #monsterdon

Huh. I wonder if that notebook's important or anything. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

Finally, plants for the 21st century! #Monsterdon

two genius scientists and they couldn't pass the Bechdel test

#monsterdon

the science

it has all the thrills of watching grass grow

#monsterdon

I like the tiny corn on the cob that comes in stiry fry at some places. #monsterdon

Ray Wise is throwing me off here, all I can see is Leland Palmer in Twin Peaks. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

look at that tree...... oh my god... it's Laura #twinpeaks

#monsterdon

I don't know about her, but I ABSOLUTELY want a Fandango

#Monsterdon

Oh thank God, she changed into something more sensible. #monsterdon

if we can’t have a mad scientist we’ll make due with an irresponsible one #Monsterdon

Hey, they have turned Walmart shrimp into a glowing explosive! #Monsterdon

Animal nucleus plant cell wall? Uh dude, are you talking about fungi? Or maybe Archaea?

(bio folks: I'm joking, don't kill me)

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 The test only requires two lines in a row not about men though #monsterdon

@jonny Maybe. But only on setting 3379.
#Monsterdon

"This has all the thrills of watching grass grow."

You said it, lady. Where's the thing?

#monsterdon

2000 water?

#monsterdon #SwampThing

Plant-animal fusion seems more ambitious than Dr. Moreau and Herbert West put together. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

Think of the children starving in Africa???

This *is* the 80s
#Monsterdon

Pretty sure kudzu has an animal's passion for survival. #Monsterdon