Why is Lord Voldemort a cop in this film?

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her name is....... StarStar

the spiritual predecessor to Moon Moon?

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Dang, I always forget about that darn friction trail!

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He's just hungover. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait her name is "Stella Star"?

This entire movie is dehydrated #monsterdon

Why does the communicator keep farting?

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Red Monsters! Wokka Wokka

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this is like one of those movies where a bunch of YouTubers thought they could just make a movie

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MARJOE!!

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"Stella Star" would make a great roller derby skate name.
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Is that a water cooler bottle she's wearing as a helmet?

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MONSTERS! (only mentioned, but I'll take it for now)

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Of course the emperor of the first circle of the universe!
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"He has been unable to shave. In space"

I think we’re supposed to understand this guy is psychic.

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I love Main Character's leather shirt. #monsterdon

"I'll help you get him on board" Also: Do you know what happened to the water cooler tank? #Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon "he's exhausted and malnourished"
"but the launch was full of supplies, everything he could've needed!"
"says here he has adhd"
"ah"

So... like... hair dude can read minds or something?

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#Monsterdon My mother had a hair drying bonnet like that.

That alarm sound is phenomenal. It's like someone sliding a plastic straw into a fountain drink lid. No notes. #Monsterdon

That guy's voice is bizarre. It's like he's on helium

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And of course the disabled spaceship is making orgasm noises in the background

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Perhaps your cleavage can cure him

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RED LECTROIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

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Well it's a change from bubble helmets, I guess

Is she dressed as a state fair lemonade mixer machine?
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The All Visible panty line spacesuit.

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No it's a small unpainted model of a spaceship. #monsterdon

"I'm being rescued by a see-through Michelin Man." #Monsterdon

"The Emperor of the First Circle of the Universe.......Dave"

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"He keeps talking about red monsters!"

Communists?!?

The callouts to Golden Age writers are worth the price of admission, so to speak.

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#Monsterdon in case anyone needs it, Pluto.tv has close captioning.

THE IMPERIAL NAVY? In outer space?
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Our spacesuit technology is lightyears beyond yours.

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office water bottles? is that what those are?

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What in space are these helmets supposed to be? They look like juice containers #Monsterdon

Where and who are these people

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She was also the lady reporter in Adam Ant's Goody Goody Two Shoes video #monsterdon

I think the same profile shot has been used at least five times now.

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How are are you shocked by a space ship in a space opera setting?

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Spaceship? It just looks like another piece of plastic

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Why is she swimming in space?

Why does she keep farting?

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ah space swimming thru normal radiation lavels

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Good thing she has a gun on her hip.
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This is a high quality rip. Her teeth look fantastic. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

she gets into a spacesuit _fast_

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This dialog is *chef's kiss*.

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"What in the Universe is that!?"

THAT'S MY LINE, MOVIE!!!!

[tries to reach into VLC and throttle the director]

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Ok so is this what happens when you drop your slide ruler while jumping?
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Nice round percentages. So he's a robot or vulcan? #monsterdon

This couple is simultaneously underacting and overacting. Amazing

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7 minutes in and the only thing holding this together are the random sound effects 🥴
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Don't! It's a kobayashi maru thing! #monsterdon

@Terencio Optimistic assumption

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Curly head guy looks like young Robert Plant with lots of bronzer #monsterdon

and then they crashed into a star. that's why it's called starcrash. the movie is now over #monsterdon

Somebody got to play with the university's synth machine!

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Lol none of the people in any of the cockpits seem to have any relation to the ships zooming around, what's going on

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I guess they had to release their “aft power stage” in order to avoid the neutron star gravity well?

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OMG this movie thinks it's funny?

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oh my god what will you do without your aft power stage tho?

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Why does the police robot sound like he just left the set of Dukes of Hazard? #Monsterdon

You have the right to remain silent.

Fortunately sound doesn't travel in space so that makes this easy.

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[flatly] Geee. I wish they wouldn't get crushed.....no.....

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@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret their lips ALMOST line up!

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I'm sorry, *chief* of the Imperial police? He doesn't delegate?

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Is that fella wearing Mork's alien suit?

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she sounds EXCITED about being potentially crushed by a neutron star

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Loudest spaceships ever. #monsterdon

New-Trun Star

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Most people probably came across Caroline Munro as Naomi, the hench girl of the villain in the Bond move The Spy Who Loved Me #monsterdon

Those chairs. I don’t even know what to say about them #Monsterdon

As soon as the movie started, my cat Ark started pulling DVDs off my shelf. I imagine he's recommending other films. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why is hyperspace always red?

Why are you yelling at me?! I'm right here.
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The space cop will never catch our or triangle!

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go for oscilloscope!

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never tell me the odds #monsterdon

we’ve got it all! hair! video conferencing! robots! #monsterdon

But what's the chance of his hair malfunctioning

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Caroline is a lot prettier than Marjoe, jus' sayin'

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The celestial vault has be Bedazzled #monsterdon

i had a couple of drinks tonight which will help, trust me

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This is better than anything!
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@Taweret was the dialog translated from some other language? are the human actors puppets?

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Of course the *robot* is the only one to have a distinctive accent so far

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@amyfou@lingo.lol Why would you do another shot of someone without giving them a line?

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grand hoff HOLY SHIT WAS THAT IN CGA? GRAPHICS?

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ok starcrash opening on our requisite ACAB vibes

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ASAB (all space-cops are bastards)

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Yelling "Hyperspace" is required when traveling in space.
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I love this so much already 😂

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Marjoe's eyeliner is on fleek, as is Caroline's

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Cops? ACAB, even in space.

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All police robots are bastards.

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All Spacecops Are Basrtarts ASAB
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It's a 70s film.

A guy with a perm was unavoidable

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