MONSTERS! (only mentioned, but I'll take it for now)
Of course the emperor of the first circle of the universe!
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฑ
"He has been unable to shave. In space"
I think weโre supposed to understand this guy is psychic.
I love Main Character's leather shirt. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon "he's exhausted and malnourished"
"but the launch was full of supplies, everything he could've needed!"
"says here he has adhd"
"ah"
"I'll help you get him on board" Also: Do you know what happened to the water cooler tank? #Monsterdon #Starcrash
So... like... hair dude can read minds or something?
#Monsterdon My mother had a hair drying bonnet like that.
That alarm sound is phenomenal. It's like someone sliding a plastic straw into a fountain drink lid. No notes. #Monsterdon
That guy's voice is bizarre. It's like he's on helium
Perhaps your cleavage can cure him
And of course the disabled spaceship is making orgasm noises in the background
RED LECTROIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
Well, the stars certainly are unnaturally colorful in this one. It's pretty! ๐
Well it's a change from bubble helmets, I guess
Is she dressed as a state fair lemonade mixer machine?
#monsterdon
The All Visible panty line spacesuit.
No it's a small unpainted model of a spaceship. #monsterdon
"I'm being rescued by a see-through Michelin Man." #Monsterdon
"The Emperor of the First Circle of the Universe.......Dave"
#monsterdon
"He keeps talking about red monsters!"
Communists?!?
The callouts to Golden Age writers are worth the price of admission, so to speak.
#Monsterdon in case anyone needs it, Pluto.tv has close captioning.
THE IMPERIAL NAVY? In outer space?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
office water bottles? is that what those are?
Our spacesuit technology is lightyears beyond yours.
What in space are these helmets supposed to be? They look like juice containers #Monsterdon
Where and who are these people
I think the same profile shot has been used at least five times now.
She was also the lady reporter in Adam Ant's Goody Goody Two Shoes video #monsterdon
How are are you shocked by a space ship in a space opera setting?
Spaceship? It just looks like another piece of plastic
ah space swimming thru normal radiation lavels
Good thing she has a gun on her hip.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon quoting a grim probability to too many decimal places worked better when Spock did it.
This is a high quality rip. Her teeth look fantastic. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
she gets into a spacesuit _fast_
This dialog is *chef's kiss*.
"What in the Universe is that!?"
THAT'S MY LINE, MOVIE!!!!
[tries to reach into VLC and throttle the director]
Ok so is this what happens when you drop your slide ruler while jumping?
#monsterdon #starcrash1979
Nice round percentages. So he's a robot or vulcan? #monsterdon
7 minutes in and the only thing holding this together are the random sound effects ๐ฅด
#monsterdon
This couple is simultaneously underacting and overacting. Amazing
Don't! It's a kobayashi maru thing! #monsterdon
Is their spaceship called a starbuggy? Is it supposed to be shaped like a bug? #Monsterdon
@Terencio Optimistic assumption
Curly head guy looks like young Robert Plant with lots of bronzer #monsterdon
and then they crashed into a star. that's why it's called starcrash. the movie is now over #monsterdon
Somebody got to play with the university's synth machine!
Lol none of the people in any of the cockpits seem to have any relation to the ships zooming around, what's going on
I guess they had to release their โaft power stageโ in order to avoid the neutron star gravity well?
OMG this movie thinks it's funny?
oh my god what will you do without your aft power stage tho?
Why does the police robot sound like he just left the set of Dukes of Hazard? #Monsterdon
Isn't that Robin Williams's Mork costume on the tan-bed salesman?
You have the right to remain silent.
Fortunately sound doesn't travel in space so that makes this easy.
[flatly] Geee. I wish they wouldn't get crushed.....no.....
@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret their lips ALMOST line up!
I'm sorry, *chief* of the Imperial police? He doesn't delegate?
Communism.
Is that fella wearing Mork's alien suit?
she sounds EXCITED about being potentially crushed by a neutron star
Loudest spaceships ever. #monsterdon
New-Trun Star
Most people probably came across Caroline Munro as Naomi, the hench girl of the villain in the Bond move The Spy Who Loved Me #monsterdon
As soon as the movie started, my cat Ark started pulling DVDs off my shelf. I imagine he's recommending other films. #monsterdon
Those chairs. I donโt even know what to say about them #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Why is hyperspace always red?
Why are you yelling at me?! I'm right here.
#Monsterdon
The space cop will never catch our or triangle!
go for oscilloscope!
never tell me the odds #monsterdon
weโve got it all! hair! video conferencing! robots! #monsterdon
But what's the chance of his hair malfunctioning
Caroline is a lot prettier than Marjoe, jus' sayin'
The celestial vault has be Bedazzled #monsterdon
i had a couple of drinks tonight which will help, trust me
This is better than anything!
#Monsterdon
Of course the *robot* is the only one to have a distinctive accent so far
@Taweret was the dialog translated from some other language? are the human actors puppets?
I need to start yelling GO FOR HYPERSPACE when Greg is trying to merge us onto the freeway
@amyfou@lingo.lol Why would you do another shot of someone without giving them a line?
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
grand hoff HOLY SHIT WAS THAT IN CGA? GRAPHICS?
ok starcrash opening on our requisite ACAB vibes
ASAB (all space-cops are bastards)
Yelling "Hyperspace" is required when traveling in space.
#Monsterdon
I love this so much already ๐
Marjoe's eyeliner is on fleek, as is Caroline's
Cops? ACAB, even in space.
All Spacecops Are Basrtarts ASAB
#Monsterdon
All police robots are bastards.
this print is in Space Language apparently #Monsterdon
Credits, theme music, hard cut. Enough of that, space woosh now!
@RobynGoodfellow *classic SNL flashback* #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon movie says acab
OK, I'm a little late for #Monsterdon, luckily, watching the film at 2x speed improves it.
I should have showed up an hour late.