MONSTERS! (only mentioned, but I'll take it for now)

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Of course the emperor of the first circle of the universe!
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#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱

"He has been unable to shave. In space"

I think we’re supposed to understand this guy is psychic.

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I love Main Character's leather shirt. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "he's exhausted and malnourished"
"but the launch was full of supplies, everything he could've needed!"
"says here he has adhd"
"ah"

"I'll help you get him on board" Also: Do you know what happened to the water cooler tank? #Monsterdon #Starcrash

So... like... hair dude can read minds or something?

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#Monsterdon My mother had a hair drying bonnet like that.

That alarm sound is phenomenal. It's like someone sliding a plastic straw into a fountain drink lid. No notes. #Monsterdon

That guy's voice is bizarre. It's like he's on helium

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Perhaps your cleavage can cure him

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And of course the disabled spaceship is making orgasm noises in the background

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RED LECTROIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

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Well, the stars certainly are unnaturally colorful in this one. It's pretty! 👍

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

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Well it's a change from bubble helmets, I guess

Is she dressed as a state fair lemonade mixer machine?
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The All Visible panty line spacesuit.

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No it's a small unpainted model of a spaceship. #monsterdon

"I'm being rescued by a see-through Michelin Man." #Monsterdon

"The Emperor of the First Circle of the Universe.......Dave"

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"He keeps talking about red monsters!"

Communists?!?

The callouts to Golden Age writers are worth the price of admission, so to speak.

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#Monsterdon in case anyone needs it, Pluto.tv has close captioning.

THE IMPERIAL NAVY? In outer space?
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office water bottles? is that what those are?

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Our spacesuit technology is lightyears beyond yours.

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What in space are these helmets supposed to be? They look like juice containers #Monsterdon

Where and who are these people

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I think the same profile shot has been used at least five times now.

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She was also the lady reporter in Adam Ant's Goody Goody Two Shoes video #monsterdon

How are are you shocked by a space ship in a space opera setting?

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Spaceship? It just looks like another piece of plastic

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Why is she swimming in space?

Why does she keep farting?

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ah space swimming thru normal radiation lavels

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Good thing she has a gun on her hip.
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#monsterdon quoting a grim probability to too many decimal places worked better when Spock did it.

This is a high quality rip. Her teeth look fantastic. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

she gets into a spacesuit _fast_

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This dialog is *chef's kiss*.

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"What in the Universe is that!?"

THAT'S MY LINE, MOVIE!!!!

[tries to reach into VLC and throttle the director]

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Ok so is this what happens when you drop your slide ruler while jumping?
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Nice round percentages. So he's a robot or vulcan? #monsterdon

7 minutes in and the only thing holding this together are the random sound effects 🥴
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This couple is simultaneously underacting and overacting. Amazing

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Don't! It's a kobayashi maru thing! #monsterdon

Is their spaceship called a starbuggy? Is it supposed to be shaped like a bug? #Monsterdon

@Terencio Optimistic assumption

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Curly head guy looks like young Robert Plant with lots of bronzer #monsterdon

and then they crashed into a star. that's why it's called starcrash. the movie is now over #monsterdon

Somebody got to play with the university's synth machine!

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Lol none of the people in any of the cockpits seem to have any relation to the ships zooming around, what's going on

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I guess they had to release their “aft power stage” in order to avoid the neutron star gravity well?

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OMG this movie thinks it's funny?

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oh my god what will you do without your aft power stage tho?

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Why does the police robot sound like he just left the set of Dukes of Hazard? #Monsterdon

Isn't that Robin Williams's Mork costume on the tan-bed salesman?

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You have the right to remain silent.

Fortunately sound doesn't travel in space so that makes this easy.

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[flatly] Geee. I wish they wouldn't get crushed.....no.....

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@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret their lips ALMOST line up!

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I'm sorry, *chief* of the Imperial police? He doesn't delegate?

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@lysdexic #monsterdon

Communism.

Is that fella wearing Mork's alien suit?

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she sounds EXCITED about being potentially crushed by a neutron star

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Loudest spaceships ever. #monsterdon

New-Trun Star

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Most people probably came across Caroline Munro as Naomi, the hench girl of the villain in the Bond move The Spy Who Loved Me #monsterdon

As soon as the movie started, my cat Ark started pulling DVDs off my shelf. I imagine he's recommending other films. #monsterdon

Those chairs. I don’t even know what to say about them #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why is hyperspace always red?

Why are you yelling at me?! I'm right here.
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The space cop will never catch our or triangle!

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go for oscilloscope!

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never tell me the odds #monsterdon

we’ve got it all! hair! video conferencing! robots! #monsterdon

But what's the chance of his hair malfunctioning

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Caroline is a lot prettier than Marjoe, jus' sayin'

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The celestial vault has be Bedazzled #monsterdon

i had a couple of drinks tonight which will help, trust me

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This is better than anything!
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Of course the *robot* is the only one to have a distinctive accent so far

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@Taweret was the dialog translated from some other language? are the human actors puppets?

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I need to start yelling GO FOR HYPERSPACE when Greg is trying to merge us onto the freeway

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@amyfou@lingo.lol Why would you do another shot of someone without giving them a line?

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grand hoff HOLY SHIT WAS THAT IN CGA? GRAPHICS?

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ok starcrash opening on our requisite ACAB vibes

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ASAB (all space-cops are bastards)

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Yelling "Hyperspace" is required when traveling in space.
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I love this so much already 😂

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Marjoe's eyeliner is on fleek, as is Caroline's

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Cops? ACAB, even in space.

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All Spacecops Are Basrtarts ASAB
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All police robots are bastards.

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this print is in Space Language apparently #Monsterdon

It's a 70s film.

A guy with a perm was unavoidable

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Credits, theme music, hard cut. Enough of that, space woosh now!

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@RobynGoodfellow *classic SNL flashback* #Monsterdon

Yeah, that guy? That's not hoff.

Hoff is later, all.

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#Monsterdon movie says acab

OK, I'm a little late for #Monsterdon, luckily, watching the film at 2x speed improves it.

I should have showed up an hour late.