is this a real movie?

#Monsterdon

i am a few minutes behind and trying catch up, and usually i can catch some stuff watching the feed but literally nothing any of y'all are saying is making any sense #monsterdon

@ranjit welp, that's over

maybe the movie title text hit the sound guy as it was flying towards us #Monsterdon

HOFF HOFF HOFF

MY LOVE AFFAIR WITH HOFF

SOCIETY WON'T UNDERSTAND B

#monsterdon #starcrash

Oh, it's got Hasselhoff.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

GO TO HYPERSPACE!!! 🤪

I guess he's Han Solo and this is the Millennium Falcon?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Gotta love those seats!
#monsterdon

Barren whiteness eh? Sounds like Planet Facebook or something #Monsterdon

Don't Hassle the Hoff!

#Monsterdon

Christopher Plummer won "an Academy Award, two Tony Awards and two Primetime Emmy Awards, ... He also received a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild Award," according to Wikipedia. #monsterdon

Sound design on this movie is "on point".

#Monsterdon

That's enough music, I don't have the budget for a full song!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The stars remind me of those industrial sized Christmas lights on my grandparents' tree. Glass and heat and bright.

#Monsterdon
Another rip off John Williams score.

When your movie costumes can double as 1970's roller derby uniforms.
#Monsterdon

Whaaaaatt? David Hasslehof? Now that’s some quality casting right there!
#Monsterdon.

And of course the title theme cuts off right when it threatens to get good

#Monsterdon

i'm here! watching on tubi, ads and all, because it was the quickest one to find #monsterdon

Christopher Plummer? you have my attention now

#Monsterdon

AND Christopher Plummer? How is it I have never heard of this movie before?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Wow, sound effects totally just interrupted the intro music, rofl.

#Monsterdon

John Barry was slumming it here

#Monsterdon

They got John Barry for this? #monsterdon

ok this is the first time in a while i’ve actually listened to the whole #monsterdon countdown right before the movie and i don’t know if i can handle it lol

Annnd the opening credit theme was cut short, due to budget reasons.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon THE HOFF!

oh I hate those loud hotel air conditioners!

#monsterdon #starcrash

Well, I guess the themesong credits ran out.

#monsterdon #starcrash

@socketwench He never responded to the page...
#Monsterdon

@forestine opening title music just stops tho #monsterdon

Someone hearing the Knight Rider pitch said, "...I just saw StarCrash, and know just the guy for this role!"

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

wow, the 70s hair (on both of them) #monsterdon

"Star warrrsss we wish this was Star warrrssss but it's just StarCrash. We're sorry for that" #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Backgrounds brought to you by Lite Brite #Monsterdon

Ah, the terror of hot pink dots. I know it well #Monsterdon

One of my moral weakness...dark haired beauties #monsterdon

This universe has the noisiest outer space EVAR #Monsterdon

legally distinct theme is GO

#monsterdon #starcrash

"Captain! there's some red thingies coming for the green thingie. I think we're the green thingie." (Galaxy Quest)

#monsterdon

Oh, ok, it just had real End Credits vibes there!

OH SHIT THE HOFF IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER
#LockedIn #monsterdon

THE HOFF!

#Monsterdon

Nobody hassles the hoff!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

opening title intensifies
#Monsterdon

Oh my, it's a Hoff affair! #Monsterdon

Looks like #monsterdon is watching Star Crash tonight?

Lol. You all are in for quite the ride. My feed is going to be lit

Hasslehoff????? what
#monsterdon

Oh man, even the font is a ripoff.

#Monsterdon

Standard 1970s "My sparkler exploded!" explosion

#Monsterdon

I could go for a Wachsberger with fries right about now. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

The End! Great one, guys, catch you next weke.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

far far away, in a galaxy of fairie lights

#monsterdon #starcrash

David Hasselhoff? 😀
#Monsterdon

#Rootpost for #Monsterdon "Starcrash"

okay cool everyone died movie over nice job
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Aunt Flo is particularly nasty in this system.

Typeset in the future of the past

#Monsterdon

I know a spaceship doesn't technically need to be aerodynamic, but still: this one sucks

#Monsterdon

I crash, you crash, we all crash for StarCrash!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

W-was the ship supposed to have exploded or... what? I am so confuse!

#Monsterdon

WOW. Kind of an abrupt ending to the opening theme music, eh?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

y'know, props for throwing the ship off axis in that shot, communicates out-of-controlness pretty well

#monsterdon #starcrash

Wait... is it over?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

They say in space nobody can hear you scream

I wish they were right

#Monsterdon

Well, the movie exploded! Good monsterdon every......DAMMIT.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Wait a minute, some folks are really into whiteness #monsterdon

Is that an air hockey table on the bridge?

#Monsterdon

Oh no! Planet of the red orbs! We're doomed!

#Monsterdon

Those are some pre-WW2 SF helmets

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Uh oh! What a way to start a film! (Yikes)!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Are those Energy creatures?

It's a lava lamp!

#monsterdon

A graphic description of the 1970s Zeitgeist, weaponized.

#monsterdon #starcrash

killer dollar store disco lights

#monsterdon

"...sir we've entered the wibbly wobbly red death nebula!"

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

"A barren desert of whiteness". Sorta like the Trump administration.

#monsterdon

Cutting edge kit bashing there.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

“Scan it with our computer wave.”

I’m sorry. Your computer what?

#Monsterdon

d-did they just say "scanning with computer waves"?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

wow the mysterons really got their shit together for this attack didn't they

#monsterdon #starcrash

The ship is named: Murray Leinster

They're calling Major Bradbury

Someone likes golden age Science Fiction.

#monsterdon

bad trip! bad trip!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

Fuck... ice and snow? I could go for that right now... it's fucking HOT here right now.

#Monsterdon

This is what you get for flying through a Spencer's Gifts

#Monsterdon

"A barren desert of whiteness" So.. what Kansas? #Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon oh no! invaded by the ghosts of a thousand lava lamps

#monsterdon #starcrash

Was this made for TV? It's especially cheesy.

Wait John Barry did the soundtrack? „The filmmakers were highly reluctant to allow John Barry to see the film, in case he decided to quit the project.“ I see. #monsterdon

THE HOFF?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

A desert. Of snow, don't sue
#Monsterdon

I do love kit bashing ❤️

#monsterdon

SCAN IT WITH OUR COMPUTER WAVES #monsterdon

The hypersterile spacecraft crack me up.

A BARREN DESERT OF WHITENESS. Oh, like your crew AND your decor? LOL

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

The Godzilla films have better model work than this. #monsterdon

"a barren wasteland of whiteness"

#monsterdon

all the planets are illuminated from slightly different directions and it's bothering me 🥴

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I can see they like RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER!

The red! It burns!
#Monsterdon

It's a pretty star field

#Monsterdon

BUT BASKETBALL IS A PEACEFUL PLANET

they actually released this in theatres, dang

#monsterdon #starcrash