is this a real movie?
i am a few minutes behind and trying catch up, and usually i can catch some stuff watching the feed but literally nothing any of y'all are saying is making any sense #monsterdon
@ranjit welp, that's over
maybe the movie title text hit the sound guy as it was flying towards us #Monsterdon
Oh, it's got Hasselhoff.
GO TO HYPERSPACE!!! π€ͺ
I guess he's Han Solo and this is the Millennium Falcon?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
Gotta love those seats!
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Barren whiteness eh? Sounds like Planet Facebook or something #Monsterdon
Don't Hassle the Hoff!
Christopher Plummer won "an Academy Award, two Tony Awards and two Primetime Emmy Awards, ... He also received a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild Award," according to Wikipedia. #monsterdon
Sound design on this movie is "on point".
That's enough music, I don't have the budget for a full song!
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon The stars remind me of those industrial sized Christmas lights on my grandparents' tree. Glass and heat and bright.
#Monsterdon
Another rip off John Williams score.
When your movie costumes can double as 1970's roller derby uniforms.
#Monsterdon
Whaaaaatt? David Hasslehof? Now thatβs some quality casting right there!
#Monsterdon.
And of course the title theme cuts off right when it threatens to get good
i'm here! watching on tubi, ads and all, because it was the quickest one to find #monsterdon
Christopher Plummer? you have my attention now
AND Christopher Plummer? How is it I have never heard of this movie before?
Wow, sound effects totally just interrupted the intro music, rofl.
John Barry was slumming it here
They got John Barry for this? #monsterdon
ok this is the first time in a while iβve actually listened to the whole #monsterdon countdown right before the movie and i donβt know if i can handle it lol
Annnd the opening credit theme was cut short, due to budget reasons.
#Monsterdon THE HOFF!
oh I hate those loud hotel air conditioners!
Well, I guess the themesong credits ran out.
@socketwench He never responded to the page...
#Monsterdon
@forestine opening title music just stops tho #monsterdon
Someone hearing the Knight Rider pitch said, "...I just saw StarCrash, and know just the guy for this role!"
wow, the 70s hair (on both of them) #monsterdon
"Star warrrsss we wish this was Star warrrssss but it's just StarCrash. We're sorry for that" #Monsterdon #Starcrash
Backgrounds brought to you by Lite Brite #Monsterdon
Ah, the terror of hot pink dots. I know it well #Monsterdon
One of my moral weakness...dark haired beauties #monsterdon
This universe has the noisiest outer space EVAR #Monsterdon
legally distinct theme is GO
"Captain! there's some red thingies coming for the green thingie. I think we're the green thingie." (Galaxy Quest)
Oh, ok, it just had real End Credits vibes there!
OH SHIT THE HOFF IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER
#LockedIn #monsterdon
THE HOFF!
Nobody hassles the hoff!
opening title intensifies
#Monsterdon
Oh my, it's a Hoff affair! #Monsterdon
Looks like #monsterdon is watching Star Crash tonight?
Lol. You all are in for quite the ride. My feed is going to be lit
Hasslehoff????? what
#monsterdon
Oh man, even the font is a ripoff.
Standard 1970s "My sparkler exploded!" explosion
I could go for a Wachsberger with fries right about now. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
The End! Great one, guys, catch you next weke.
far far away, in a galaxy of fairie lights
David Hasselhoff? π
#Monsterdon
#Rootpost for #Monsterdon "Starcrash"
okay cool everyone died movie over nice job
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#Monsterdon Aunt Flo is particularly nasty in this system.
Typeset in the future of the past
I know a spaceship doesn't technically need to be aerodynamic, but still: this one sucks
I crash, you crash, we all crash for StarCrash!
W-was the ship supposed to have exploded or... what? I am so confuse!
WOW. Kind of an abrupt ending to the opening theme music, eh?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
y'know, props for throwing the ship off axis in that shot, communicates out-of-controlness pretty well
Wait... is it over?
Well, the movie exploded! Good monsterdon every......DAMMIT.
Wait a minute, some folks are really into whiteness #monsterdon
Is that an air hockey table on the bridge?
Oh no! Planet of the red orbs! We're doomed!
Those are some pre-WW2 SF helmets
Uh oh! What a way to start a film! (Yikes)!
#Monsterdon
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Are those Energy creatures?
It's a lava lamp!
A graphic description of the 1970s Zeitgeist, weaponized.
killer dollar store disco lights
"...sir we've entered the wibbly wobbly red death nebula!"
"A barren desert of whiteness". Sorta like the Trump administration.
Cutting edge kit bashing there.
d-did they just say "scanning with computer waves"?
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
wow the mysterons really got their shit together for this attack didn't they
The ship is named: Murray Leinster
They're calling Major Bradbury
Someone likes golden age Science Fiction.
bad trip! bad trip!
Fuck... ice and snow? I could go for that right now... it's fucking HOT here right now.
This is what you get for flying through a Spencer's Gifts
"A barren desert of whiteness" So.. what Kansas? #Monsterdon #Starcrash
#Monsterdon oh no! invaded by the ghosts of a thousand lava lamps
Was this made for TV? It's especially cheesy.
Wait John Barry did the soundtrack? βThe filmmakers were highly reluctant to allow John Barry to see the film, in case he decided to quit the project.β I see. #monsterdon
THE HOFF?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
A desert. Of snow, don't sue
#Monsterdon
I do love kit bashing β€οΈ
SCAN IT WITH OUR COMPUTER WAVES #monsterdon
The hypersterile spacecraft crack me up.
A BARREN DESERT OF WHITENESS. Oh, like your crew AND your decor? LOL
The Godzilla films have better model work than this. #monsterdon
"a barren wasteland of whiteness"
all the planets are illuminated from slightly different directions and it's bothering me π₯΄
#Monsterdon
I can see they like RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER!
The red! It burns!
#Monsterdon
It's a pretty star field
BUT BASKETBALL IS A PEACEFUL PLANET
they actually released this in theatres, dang