"Mmhmm!"

Very lord-like.

#Monsterdon

@diazona well, maybe nt 4.0 sp3 ...nuthin! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Five minutes of rest?!?! That's more than I get at my work!?!!

@nazokiyoubinbou No. Nobody can tell you what the heck is going on. It's physically impossible.

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Is this Space Satan? He’s kinda dressed like Space Satan #Monsterdon

"We're not slaves!" I think she missed Zordon's sentencing hearing where it announced they were, in fact, slaves. #Monsterdon

Listen, when you've escaped abuse and being forced to con people as a child preacher, even starring in Starcrash feels like a better way to earn a living

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who up putting they orb in the furnace
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"Goolies and Goblins from last Halloween. Awaken the spirits with your tamborine!" #Monsterdon #Starcrash

#monsterdon The bad guy in the bubble looks almost exactly like Trump..

#Monsterdon Joe Spinell knows exactly what kind of movie he's in. Not everyone on the cast got the memo, but he definitely did.

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You must not fail me.

@Taweret they can't afford the film for more than one take

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Supposed to be Nocturn II but they couldn't afford the reshoot

seriously watch his eyes he's reading off paper below and to his right

#monsterdon #starcrash

I think Guardians of the Galaxy took a lot of inspiration from this film.

#Monsterdon

Ok seriously, if this isn't dubbed could someone tell me what the heck is going on?

#Monsterdon

'Worst aerobics class _ever_.'

#monsterdon

ah penal colonies as punishment.... some things never change

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Battle Droids too, and these ones *don't* talk! *Don't*, Lucas. *DON'T*.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Hurry up and rest! #Monsterdon

Lol if you intended for those robots with swords to look life size, I regret to inform you they do not

#Monsterdon

Marjoe is one of the most unexpected leading men ever.

EVER.

#Monsterdon

Studied all the video tapes?

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

Bad guy is only acting with his eyebrows. Good thing the future hasn't discovered Botox!

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Octaman! #monsterdon

this movie has not missed on a single shot yet though, everything sucks so gad in such a good way. absolutely incredible visual clusterfuck to have fit into only 12 minutes #monsterdon

they would have got a lighter sentence if they could have stopped staring at the judge's face-tentacles

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I don't want to hear anything from the "practical stop motion effects are always worth watching" crowd this week.

#Monsterdon i remember this guy from The Mighty Boosh

https://mightyboosh.fandom.com/wiki/Tony_Harrison

"220 years" excuse me WHICH PLANET'S YEARS YOU'RE IN OUTER SPACE

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Our last Star Wars rip-off had a character named Gelt, I see now we have golems.

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Wanted to do the whole space magic thing, couldn't commit to the bit, so they're called "golems" but they're obviously mechanical.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

COME TO ME Golems!

You must not fail me.
#monsterdon

You know, if you're going to send robots after them they could carry guns.

No, like that would definitely work better.

They could shoot from a dist-

Oh, ok, we're going with one aluminum sword. Ok.

#Monsterdon

I almost like the space judge.

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Robots or action figures..?

"You must not fail me" *QUACK* #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Nice goatee #Monsterdon

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They wanted to make Ray Harryhausen simultaneously laugh and cry.

Eeeeey, Judge Tentacle Butthead! #Monsterdon

Roger roger

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This Zordon knockoff sounds like it's stalling for time. #Monsterdon

The mooks in black uniforms are wearing Devil Girl helmets #monsterdon

These robots with swords are a Ray Harryhausen ripoff! #Monsterdon #StarCrash

I love these robots, no notes
#Monsterdon

Guy's helmet with the arrow says "I'm with stupid"

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I forgot there was a giant hand shaped space ship in this movie...
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

_What_ is this voiceover. WHAT is this voiceover.

#monsterdon #starcrash

OK. This court scene slaps.
#Monsterdon

OMG holy shit these little robot dudes
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I think I saw a VGA port on one of those ships.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

It's not so much a helmet as an arrow indicating where is face is in case he loses track

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man there’s a lot of incredible line reads in this #monsterdon

YAY STOP-MOTION ROBOTS #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That belt is painted on :blobfoxcrylaugh:

I think the designer of those robots really liked ducks. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Any evil empire that lets you slide down a pole on their ships can't really be that evil

#Monsterdon

they're so cute! so angry and cute! #monsterdon

Is that a Temu Ming the Merciless?

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Is he wearing ear muffs?
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They are big on pleather #monsterdon

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This is the flattest acting. This was originally in English, wasn't it?

His brain seems thoroughly damaged! Rats.
#monsterdon

It's so convenient that their helmets have an arrow to tell this which direction their face goes.

#monsterdon #starcrash

EVIL WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

lmao the arrow-pointing-down-at-the-face helmet is pretty good for stupid fascist fashion ngl

#monsterdon

Hand ship!

(I wonder what it's made out of)

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Now this movie's giving real "I'm surrounded by ASSHOLES!"

#Monsterdon

🎶 Stell, a star / a fe-male star 🎶

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'STELLA STAR' sounds like a name from an Italian sci-fi comic strip, with a strange foreign name and an exotic, English, word.

You need a lot more ships than that to surround anything in three dimensions #monsterdon

Looks like the movie has a bit of Flash Gordon envy.

#Monsterdon

They blew the ENTIRE movie budget on this ship. That's why everything else is so cheap.

#Monsterdon

Can you really call it a "crash" if the spaceship went and exploded? 🤔

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

@hollie I'm 90% sure they used a Lite Brite for the stars. #Monsterdon

„He‘s dehydrated and keeps mumbling“
„…water…“
„What ever shall we do?“ #monsterdon

This is for LAYPEOPLE and I am RECLINING with POPCORN.

#monsterdon #starcrash1979

I started 7 minutes late and skipped ahead, probably missing many a plot point.

lol

Plot points.

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ROBOTS WITH SWORDS! I am in. All in.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Stella Star the space scoundrel?

#Monsterdon

it’s colorful, though
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I just can't take Officer Easter Egg and Darth Sextoy seriously all.

#monsterdon #starcrash

THAT'S it, space Thing! LEND A

#monsterdon #starcrash

@ramsey Wasn't he in the original series?

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Is hair dude supposed to be a robot?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Why is Lord Voldemort a cop in this film?

#Monsterdon

her name is....... StarStar

the spiritual predecessor to Moon Moon?

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He's just hungover. #monsterdon

Dang, I always forget about that darn friction trail!

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#Monsterdon wait her name is "Stella Star"?

"You are completely surrounded by fighter ships!"

Made from ceiling tiles and legos, but yeah sure. #Monsterdon

This entire movie is dehydrated #monsterdon

Why does the communicator keep farting?

#Monsterdon

Red Monsters! Wokka Wokka

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this is like one of those movies where a bunch of YouTubers thought they could just make a movie

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MARJOE!!

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Is that a water cooler bottle she's wearing as a helmet?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

"Stella Star" would make a great roller derby skate name.
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#monsterdon red hot potatoes