Lankton, holding in a laugh or a fart? Pourquoi pas les deux? #Monsterdon

Tough actin'.. um.. Akton. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon Look, pick a musical theme. Use the keyboard OR the strings. Not both.

okay so wait. i would swear the robot guy didn't have that accent in the first set of scenes

#monsterdon

we need a raccoon in this group #monsterdon

No mistaking that Roger Corman spaceship styles. #monsterdon

"Mortal Engines: Space"

#Monsterdon

Little bit of a Studio Ghibli vibe in that last bit of music.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Acton? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acton,_Ontario

#Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew The answer to all your questions is “no.”

#Monsterdon

The imperial flag ship was built from pasta and gold spray paint over lunchtime in a team builder exercise at Acme Corp.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

I never been to Akton

I been through Acron once but never Akton

#monsterdon #starcrash

Wait, hair dude is back? I missed something.

#Monsterdon

@jonny Did you know: the voice actor for the robot has the last name Camp, nominative determinism right there

#Monsterdon

@apLundell The princess in that movie wore more garments though #monsterdon

@Louisa No time to change clothes! A prison jumpsuit would be luxury! #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Hang on, I typed one comment and somehow got entirely lost. Why are they in a ship with the space cops now?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

What I wouldn't do to dress in that outfit and look good doing it though, NGL.

#Monsterdon

That was an awfully big dome light.
#monsterdon

I like green vin diesel

#monsterdon

Humans with robotic delivery and robots with Southern accents and twice as much character in their voice as anyone else? That's novel!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

This robot sounds like a hick.

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat It was an asteroid field.

#Monsterdon

was Akton frozen in carbonite? #monsterdon

oh my god the bald guy's head is green????

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon omg the robot has no emotions but the worst accent.

So that whole last 10 minutes was pointless? Cool, cool
#Monsterdon

That outfit totally want to be Michael Jackson's Thriller suit. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

"Would I lie to you?" "HOOOOO-NEY" "Would I like to you honey?"

#monsterdon #starcrash

Oh. There is one thing I remember now.

How much I hate that awful fake southern accent that the robot for some reason has.

Why does a robot have a bad fake southern accent???

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie so badly wants to be Star Wars.

why does that robot have that accent
#monsterdon

"...logic and emotion soykits"

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

how many times has Kool Keith seen this #Monsterdon

oh she gets the robot back because he's property. right.

#monsterdon

I loved this guy in the Greatest American Hero.

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @ryan Very telling

#Monsterdon

soy-kets #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You can drop the rifle, Ray.

#monsterdon They hadn't invented "dance straps" yet, had they :/

I'd like to think the Lucasfilm ripped off the sword Robots in StarCrash the way StarCrash ripped off the Silver ButtHead Intelligence from that Invaders from Mars movie.

Ship: "yoi oi yoi oi yoi oi...." #monsterdon

Say what you will about Stella’s acting, she’s the only one whose lip sync looks remotely right.

#monsterdon #starcrash

wait why does her.....swimsuit(?) have a popped collar 🥴
#monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole it must have been so frustrating to make such an incredible movie and then everyone in it and everything they say sucks #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and that's why prison guards don't carry firearms.

@littlemiao What craziness is this, asking a legitimate question

#Monsterdon

what happened to the robot and the unconscious guy?

#monsterdon

Starcrash, starring Academy Award winning documentarian, Marjoe Gortner

#monsterdon

i’ve definitely watched this whole-ass film multiple times and remember nothing #monsterdon

"Okay, I'll drop it, but don't call me Ray."

#monsterdon #starcrash

@TerryHancock that's her plot armor #monsterdon

Wait, radiation is a problem, let's wear the skimpiest possible clothing? And not say suits meant to handle various types of radiation?

Also different types of radiation are very different. I mean technically light is radiation, but unless it's a laser you won't have issues.

Anyway, far too much science talk for this silly of a movie, sorry folks.

#Monsterdon

A police robot with a southern accent?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Space cornfields got nothing on the midwest.

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz I mean, it's not like that doesn't happen IRL.

#Monsterdon

That’s really excellent makeup for a prison planet. I’m surprised they let her bring her makeup bag along #Monsterdon

Magic spaceship comfy for two

#monsterdon

I love it when film prop makers just go, "Yeah, we'll just glue all the model sprue on there too! Greebles, ya'know!"

#monsterdon #starcrash

I have to give them credit: the lasers actually seem really effective for a change.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

@nev some of these sets are pretty great tho

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Screaming death scene!

@Taweret no #monsterdon

I am kind of digging the sets in this movie. If they had put one-tenth of the creativity into the writing. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

The special effects are outta this world, but tell me why is our female lead wearing that crazy revealing outfit?
#Monsterdon

Welcome to the world of tomorrow! All of our hallways are weird!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

@apLundell They all wore generic costumes. Clearly not important.

#Monsterdon

Eyeliner in prison? Why not.

#Monsterdon

That ship is made from Lego.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

@jonny@neuromatch.social Auditory processing delays. Guard probably has ADHD.

Well. Had ADHD.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

She's ready to slay in that outfit.

#Monsterdon

I don’t care why she’s wearing a bikini.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yes, that's what I'd wear in a mine.

And the Owlbear would look *fantastic*.

The soundtrack is annoying.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

do you like dubs alot, yes I like dubs alot

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Gunrays... Newt Gunray?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Bondage bikini sighted

#monsterdon

…how.. did she escape an exploding space station to a field..? #monsterdon

Now That's What I Call Compositing! 1978

#Monsterdon

It blowed up good.
IT BLOWED UP real good.
#monsterdon

Back to Kansas...
#Monsterdon

@jonny So Stella Star incites a prison riot and leaves them all to die so she can escape. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

in a gacha game is she a four star or a five star pull?

#monsterdon

That plant was designed by Galen Urso

#monsterdon
#Starcrash

Space bikini of the Corn.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Surely no danger getting in a stranger's UFO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P17YplTTkU0 #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Love it, she's just like, "welp, fuck my fellow prisoners, I'm outtie!"

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Why did she get a completely different slave outfit from the other slaves?

#Monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network It's got a giant open-air radium furnace in the middle, so... basically?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

@ColesStreetPothole The whole facility is cooled with nitroglycerin. #Monsterdon

they shot the only actor thus far capable of delivering a voiceover line. damn them all!

#monsterdon #starcrash

Why does Stella Star dress so differently from all the other prisoners?#Monsterdon

The cornerstone of any imperial justice system is, of course, the trash talk

#Monsterdon

Like it's not even gender specific. ONLY that one person has the space bikini.

#Monsterdon

talking about escaping and the guard was 1 foot away from you the whole time, it just took him awhile to process #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 220 years labour. Cannot live that long so cannot serve it all...ha ha

Shot right in the squeedalyspooge. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

It isn't *rest* if you have to move quickly #monsterdon

#Monsterdon pew-pew, motherfuckers.

#Monsterdon what the fuck is that thing?