Oh. There is one thing I remember now.
How much I hate that awful fake southern accent that the robot for some reason has.
Why does a robot have a bad fake southern accent???
#monsterdon This movie so badly wants to be Star Wars.
why does that robot have that accent
#monsterdon
"...logic and emotion soykits"
how many times has Kool Keith seen this #Monsterdon
Speak faster, Tex, our cuts are on a schedule here. #Monsterdon
oh she gets the robot back because he's property. right.
I loved this guy in the Greatest American Hero.
@nazokiyoubinbou @ryan Very telling
soy-kets #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon You can drop the rifle, Ray.
#monsterdon They hadn't invented "dance straps" yet, had they :/
I'd like to think the Lucasfilm ripped off the sword Robots in StarCrash the way StarCrash ripped off the Silver ButtHead Intelligence from that Invaders from Mars movie.
Ship: "yoi oi yoi oi yoi oi...." #monsterdon
Say what you will about Stella’s acting, she’s the only one whose lip sync looks remotely right.
wait why does her.....swimsuit(?) have a popped collar 🥴
#monsterdon
@ColesStreetPothole it must have been so frustrating to make such an incredible movie and then everyone in it and everything they say sucks #monsterdon
#Monsterdon and that's why prison guards don't carry firearms.
@littlemiao What craziness is this, asking a legitimate question
what happened to the robot and the unconscious guy?
Starcrash, starring Academy Award winning documentarian, Marjoe Gortner
i’ve definitely watched this whole-ass film multiple times and remember nothing #monsterdon
"Okay, I'll drop it, but don't call me Ray."
I'm probably going to like this #monsterdon because it has so many toy spaceships and goofy sets, and also because too many things are happening in it for me to adequately blog it.
Wait, radiation is a problem, let's wear the skimpiest possible clothing? And not say suits meant to handle various types of radiation?
Also different types of radiation are very different. I mean technically light is radiation, but unless it's a laser you won't have issues.
Anyway, far too much science talk for this silly of a movie, sorry folks.
Spaceship landing illustrated as a model very visibly suspended from a fishing line, check off that square on your bingo cards.
(Err, sorry, forgive me: "squarf")
A police robot with a southern accent?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
@TerryHancock that's her plot armor #monsterdon
Space cornfields got nothing on the midwest.
@lorgonumputz I mean, it's not like that doesn't happen IRL.
That’s really excellent makeup for a prison planet. I’m surprised they let her bring her makeup bag along #Monsterdon
Magic spaceship comfy for two
I love it when film prop makers just go, "Yeah, we'll just glue all the model sprue on there too! Greebles, ya'know!"
I have to give them credit: the lasers actually seem really effective for a change.
@nev some of these sets are pretty great tho
#Monsterdon Screaming death scene!
I am kind of digging the sets in this movie. If they had put one-tenth of the creativity into the writing. #Monsterdon #StarCrash
The special effects are outta this world, but tell me why is our female lead wearing that crazy revealing outfit?
#Monsterdon
Welcome to the world of tomorrow! All of our hallways are weird!
@apLundell They all wore generic costumes. Clearly not important.
Eyeliner in prison? Why not.
That ship is made from Lego.
@jonny@neuromatch.social Auditory processing delays. Guard probably has ADHD.
Well. Had ADHD.
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
She's ready to slay in that outfit.
I don’t care why she’s wearing a bikini.
#Monsterdon yes, that's what I'd wear in a mine.
And the Owlbear would look *fantastic*.
The soundtrack is annoying.
do you like dubs alot, yes I like dubs alot
Bondage bikini sighted
Gunrays... Newt Gunray?
#monsterdon It sure would have been neat if any of the slaves survived Stella Star's escape.
Like, any of them at all.
She's not worried about it, though.
…how.. did she escape an exploding space station to a field..? #monsterdon
Now That's What I Call Compositing! 1978
It blowed up good.
IT BLOWED UP real good.
#monsterdon
Back to Kansas...
#Monsterdon
@jonny So Stella Star incites a prison riot and leaves them all to die so she can escape. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
Taste their burning energy whips? Kinky. What's the rating on this movie?? #monsterdon
in a gacha game is she a four star or a five star pull?
That plant was designed by Galen Urso
Space bikini of the Corn.
Surely no danger getting in a stranger's UFO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P17YplTTkU0 #Monsterdon #Starcrash
Love it, she's just like, "welp, fuck my fellow prisoners, I'm outtie!"
Why did she get a completely different slave outfit from the other slaves?
@ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network It's got a giant open-air radium furnace in the middle, so... basically?
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
This film was made from the scraps that Dougles Adams rejected as too stupid
@ColesStreetPothole The whole facility is cooled with nitroglycerin. #Monsterdon
they shot the only actor thus far capable of delivering a voiceover line. damn them all!
Why does Stella Star dress so differently from all the other prisoners?#Monsterdon
The cornerstone of any imperial justice system is, of course, the trash talk
Like it's not even gender specific. ONLY that one person has the space bikini.
#Monsterdon 220 years labour. Cannot live that long so cannot serve it all...ha ha
talking about escaping and the guard was 1 foot away from you the whole time, it just took him awhile to process #monsterdon
Shot right in the squeedalyspooge. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
It isn't *rest* if you have to move quickly #monsterdon
You can't have a railing kill without railings! Foul! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon pew-pew, motherfuckers.
#Monsterdon what the fuck is that thing?
Pew Pew pew pew
#Monsterdon
Labor camp has similar structure to Star Trek VI Rura Penta.
#Monsterdon The radiation already ate her clothes.
Wait. One shot blew the whole complex up? Was it made of C4?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
How come Stella is the only one wearing an overly sexy outfit 🙄
#monsterdon
Funny how everyone else is wearing like ten layers of clothes, but she has some kind of space bikini thing going.
No one else.
Was the dialogue dubbed in post? Everyone sounds like they're speaking in a different room.
That's quite a prison outfit.
"if you don't want a taste of the burning of their energy whips too"
"don't threaten me with a good time"
Wtf? We are in a 1950s movie?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
#Monsterdon Dude! Stop motion robots. They are just using all the practical effects in this one.Love it!
This is the future I was promised. What happened?
Of course the radiation will burn your skin off, you're not wearing any kind of protective clothing!
"the radiation will burn my skin off"— apparently it's already burned her clothes off
Help me out...is that guy in the jar Kodos or Kang?
They don't make prisoner uniforms like Stella Star's any more. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I AM YELLING GUY IN THE CREDITS BUT THIS IS THE WAY I NOMRALLY SPEAK
#Monsterdon "the radiation'll burn my skin off"! yeah try covering it up
You are hereby sentenced to labour sexily in our mining colony for the rest of your life #Monsterdon
WHAT KINDA WORK CLOTHES are THAT?
#Monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou it could be re-dubbing if they decide they need to replace the line or the entire voice of the actor?