I feel like a LOT of money was put into this movie just... not in the script. Or the miniatures. Or the costumes. Or...

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@randy_s that was William Kitt. This is Bradley Cooper #Monsterdon

Man, that dude's accent is distracting #monsterdon

"Take care"? Really? #Monsterdon #starcrash1978

Actually, in 1978 I would have thought those graphics pretty cool.

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"It's almost buried!" is such a nice way to say "we barely buried these set pieces" #Monsterdon

At least she asks if there is air.

They are trying too hard to sound American.
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This Hyperspace makes me nervous too

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I like the little carved out nooks in the chair for Ackton's perm. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

oh it's Worst Mini-Sub, okay

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Wheeeeeeeee!

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that's an adorable little shuttle egg

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Wait, Stella Star's skimpy prison uniform was more covering than her planetary exploration outfit? I'm crying

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I rode on that minicar at disneyland

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wait is she wearing even less clothes now? 🥴 🥴 🥴
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Soy-kets here is Marvin's the Paranoid Android's cousin. #Monsterdon

So hyperspace isn't normal mode of transport?

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@steggy Not in the penal colony!
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this emperor guy seems to be the dictator of a government that uses robot police and metes out life sentences like candy but I'm sure his framing of the galactic conflict is completely truthful #monsterdon

Nervous Texan robot reporting for duty. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

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Let's just do a little exposition for the audience now. Because apparently not everyone has heard of hyperspace?

That robot certainly is a fancy pants.

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@paco Maybe Christopher Plummer enjoyed the cosplay. #Monsterdon #StarCrash (and the filming in Italy)

"Every time we go into hyperspace I get nervous"

I do too, but only because all my life when I've felt anxious I've been told I look hyper.

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you don't want to use the space shuttle, that thing's not safe, nasa retired for a reason

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Why is there a big teakettle on their bridge?

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The robot who said he has no emotion circuits just said he gets nervous.
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you never know when this film is going to smash cut to C64 sfx #monsterdon

Any reason for the green dude?
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Good bye, Emperor von Trapp #monsterdon

Gotta go stand in front of the Orb of Teeth #Monsterdon

Shall we begin our search for URANUS?

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oooh this is the part that syncs up with dark side

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The guys who delivered those computer effects did NOT live up to contract. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Uranus?!?! #monsterdon

At least Plummer is putting in a full day's work.

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I just can't handle the robot with that accent.

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Okay, I will give the movie credit for using oscilloscope output that way. Simple, but effective.

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Wait, they just got out of prison, they're going to meet the Emperor, who has a special mission for them.

It's Elder Scrolls in space.

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#Monsterdon If the planet is unknown, why does it have a name?

Now that she's out of prison couldn't she put some clothes on?

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I've forgotten almost everything about this movie.

But I 100% remember how much I want to pummel that robot. Like with my bare hands.

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christ there's the PCjr at work again

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In a modern remake, Chief Thor would be played by Dave Bautista. #Monsterdon #starcrash

she looks cold

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do you think it took a while for holo-message technology or whatever to get to the point where the sender could do the dramatic turn away and throw one more detail over their shoulder?

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Wake me up after the soliloquies

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He's here, the emperor of double-exposure 6. #monsterdon

Christopher "a gig's a gig" Plummer

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He was my only son, and the key to resurrection and eternal life in Talos's name

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@Taweret Point at the doll where the bad script hurt you.

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okay right so..... we went BACK in time from the beginning a bit? is that it? i think that's it? i think this confused me the first time too

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so is she just not gonna wear pants for the rest of the movie then? 🥴
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Look, a hologram of the emperor. Did you know that no one can sue us just for using the narrative device of hologram messages from royalty? It's true

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In this universe they choose their emperor based on his ability to deliver exposition #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Goddamn Plummer can brood.

I like the fact that an actor like Christopher Plummer doesn't have to be in the same room as these 4 blocks of wood. Can you imagine what it must be like to be an actor of that quality in a film of this quality?
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Christopher plummer probably had only one day of work for this exposition dump.
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Is this weapon by chance a Death Star?

Is the Count's name Count Dookoo?

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C....Christopher PLUMMER?

Oh man, what bet did you lose? What did they have on you? #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou Honestly, I want a recording of him speaking like this, so I can listen to it when falling asleep.

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Ok, I legit want to know. To we know how hair dude got back in the group? I thought he was left behind...

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Listen, Plummer got his paycheck, he doesn't care.

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CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEBEINGS

Though my Skyrim brain is all "Dragonborn, let us taste of your Voice!"

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Christopher Plummer, in this context, is a Herald of Woe

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"The evil Count..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

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Plummer gave all for this POS. What a pro.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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#Monsterdon I'm glad Plummer redeemed himself in ST VI

Now sing Edelweiss!! #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Not-Hoff is so bored.

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He counts from one to infinity

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#Monsterdon so they got like 5 people killed for no real reason?

#Monsterdon also featured in this film: Caroline Munro's boobs.

Just realized I’ve seen this on MST3K. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The director clearly subscribed to the "gravitas is when you talk really slowly" school of directing.

He's no Emperor Uriel Septim, I gotta say that

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Pick it up old man, everyone is looking bored right now.
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@skatem Character names: Stella Star and everyone else. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

Sorry movie. This hair clog of a film needed a different Plummer. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Holographic exposition.

Taking notes.

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The imperial flagship looks a bit like the palace of the Empress in The Neverending Story from this angle #Monsterdon

Is this ASMR now? Why is he talking like that?

*real soft voice* "The evil count is out to kill us all. You must save the galaxy."

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Wait, what? This roman-esque dude is the emperor? Not temu Ming the Merciless?

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#Monsterdon Plummer won't appear in real life, it's so embarrassing.

So, the cops who turned them in are the same ones who rescued them?

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Do we have a premise yet

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why is the robot with the accent named Elle

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The real monstrosity is the waste of such an amazing actor. #monsterdon

The imperial flagship looks 3d printed #monsterdon

Plum-mer! Plum-mer! Plum-mer! bangs on table #Monsterdon

My headcanon is that this guy is Ozimandius from Watchmen.

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Can I get this robot voice for Siri?

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A robot cop with a Yosemite Sam voice is a bold choice, I'll give you that

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Christopher, what are you doing?

who is making you do this?

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Nah bro, I still don't trust them. ACAB especially space cops.

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Nice seeing Tessier in a part other than "prison guard" or "executioner"

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#Monsterdon Roger Daltrey is back.

hoe-low-graphic

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Save me Obi-Wan!!! #monsterdon