STOP MOTION 4 EVER!!!

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#monsterdon Doesn't count as nudity if it's robot boobies.

idk why the giant robot needs a giant robot knife to kill a human and a small robot

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"L i didn't know you could survive hand to hand combat and aim accurately at short ranges" -things someone in a culture where robots are totally normal would say
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holy shit we going full kaiju now???? LET'S GOOOO
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nipplenuts ahoy!

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Did they hire the team who did Clash of the Titans?

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A robot with bewbs. Sure. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

is the giant robot southern too?

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JET JAGUAR?

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

#monsterdon Quick! Awaken Godzilla to fight it!

I am upgrading this movie from WILD to WYLD.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Talk about a death glare, amirite

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#Monsterdon Amazons? Where are they?

#Monsterdon captured by amazons? deliver us soon!

mmm strawberry jam
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@redrummy Sometimes we have plot. #monsterdon

@moira #Monsterdon #Starcrash

this might be the first time i’ve watched this film in this high of a quality tho #monsterdon

Giant claymation fembot! Itty bitty shortsword. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Women throughout the universe wear heavy eyeliner!

#Monsterdon Have Ell (lol) fight Data. I need to see this.

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Amazon leader's acting is objectively terrible, but SO MUCH BETTER than Stella that she sounds good.

I definitely think that if nothing else was, the robot was definitely dubbed over AFTER they were done shooting.

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well, he's a decent shot, but this guy's no Murderbot

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@nazokiyoubinbou Someone else said Stella Star got him back because he's her robot property, but I also think he's her supposedly excellent navigator needed for the mission. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

They painted the horsies!

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We are go for #bechdeltest #monsterdon

What was that shuttle doing for propulsion?

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And now we're ripping off Clash of the Titans!!! #Monsterdon #StarCrash

Stop killing them you fancy robot!

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How did they not get sued out of existence for this? The robot is nervous? The weapon is the size of a planet? #monsterdon

OH BUT THE ROBOT HAS A BIZARRE REDNECK ACCENT, NOT BRITISH, SO ITS FINE

No, not the mind probe!

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Wow even the battle choreography is so lackluster

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on the planet of big tiddy babes who kick ass our policing culture is to just leave behind enemies once they fall down and stop moving for a second #monsterdon

space opera at it's finest, thank jah for space amazons!

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When does Wonder Woman show up?? #monsterdon

There's some pretty spiffy eye makeup going on in this scene. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

I like how vicious the first Amazon was!

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@paco you didn't capture how each of these lines took 30 seconds to pronounce #monsterdon

Christopher Plummer info dump is a dramatically competent info dump!

(I assume he wasn't brought in at the last minute to replace Spacey again)

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

So Stella, the one being captured, is the only one who enters the Amazon fortress carrying a weapon....

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So. Much. Unnecessary. Dialog.

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Not the police robot!

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Well this movie just got twice as good. #Monsterdon

...or the fight choreography...

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The Amazons are there to deliver what you ordered #monsterdon

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GIRL FIGHT!

"die, robot"? philosophically, is that even possible?

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Farewell, Darth Sextoy. You helmet was disturbing and suggestiv---- DAMMIT HE"S NOT DEAD.

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They shot the robot!

Is there robot dead? I hope the robot is dead! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Costumes by the designer's barely disguised fetish.

I feel like we're getting into "barely disguised fetish" territory.

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@Taweret well looks like you got your wish lmao

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My eyes feel such relief whenever they shoot in a natural setting.

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That was a killer double-boot-kick tho. #monsterdon

Those poor horses got painted red for this scene.

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Omgs some of the worst stage fighting!!!

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Yes! HURT THE ROBOT!!!

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"Amazons on horseback!"

Themiscyra fugitives to the haunted stars.

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If she doesn’t drop down and yell “You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!” I’m going to be not surprised.

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This fight scene needs more pillows

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Well at least she's dressed for a day on the beach.

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Looks more like an executive letter-opener than a laser spear #monsterdon

Dragon ponies??!!!! #monsterdon

idk who that lady is but i like her face. like i think she's evil but she's cute

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So are women just Amazons?
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I can't deal with Bubba the Robot

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evil kate bush is here!

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#Monsterdon I want a red sealand horse.

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Wait, she's in a *different* learherkini...?

#monsterdon crocohorses?

Okay, the horses with masks were kind of cool, like sea horses; they should have given them more screen time. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

oh looks like it's time to do a racism? #monsterdon

Wow. That's some seriously good dialog.
Her: "Let's look around."
Him: "Ok"
Her: "What's that!?"
Him: "I don't know"
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Those poor spray painted horses. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Christopher Plummer on doing Starcrash

"I'll do porno in Rome, as long as I can get to Rome. Getting to Rome was the greatest thing that happened in that for me."

From IMDB.

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AMAZONS ok

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Civilization, type? Fully independent.

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like 75% of the way through filming this movie they must have had the thought like "why is this guy even a robot, nothing about him is a robot" #monsterdon

taking suggestions from the audience to decide the c3po ripoff's accent and neuroses.... I heard "valley girl" and "butt-phobia"

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I love it when you've got the big important mission for the Emperor and he can't send along a squad of commandos or something.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

Hyperspace looks like they flew through an old CRT at 640 x 480.

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AMAZONS?

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"we must be careful. we are in the eeevil count's domain."

"look! amazons on horseback!"

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They can't sue us for the idea of an anxious robot who can't unbend his arms.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

'They said this air would be breathable
Get in, get out quick, no-one gets hurt
Something is dragging me up the hill
I look down at my red shirt
I look down at my red shirt….'

#monsterdon

The commercials are refreshingly well done.

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The "Shuttle" has, uh, F-1 inspired engines?

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Gladiator bikini lady looks scary. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

And they've got to rescue Space Martin Septim!

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#Monsterdon I think they spent more on her makeup artist than they did on the set.

She's free now. She could put some clothes on if she wanted to. Is the AC broken or something? Is she working on her tan? #Monsterdon

"Take it easy I'm coming" *cough* *phrasing* *cough* #Monsterdon #Starcrash

You know, I bet they used a forklift off camera to lower that shuttle down. Again, simple, but effective.

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Someone was like, “We want a nervous robot like C-3PO.” So, the writers, thought, “we need him to constantly say what makes him nervous so the audience will know he’s nervous.”

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That poor man has lissajou figures growing out of his hand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lissajous_curve #monsterdon

i feel confused about how many robots there are and how many of them have bad accents

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they left the shuttle door open, though! crabs will get in!

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Who else keeps looking at her outfit and thinking it must be a rip-off of Leeloo from the Fifth Element, until you remember that that movie came out after this one...

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