MAH HED

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It's the floating red balls of confusion!

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Now that she is thawed, quick, get a bikini on her! #monsterdon

oh it's the mysterons again

hi guys ltns

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Robot is getting funky on the dance floor. #monsterdon

I am out of control!

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I feel like one of the main characters having futuresight opens a LOT of plot holes which they will not examine at all #monsterdon

I had no idea "how Stella got her groove back was so danged literal! --dad bugs #Monsterdon

Red dots, red dots, red dots!

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Hey #Monsterdon!
I'm late but maybe can see the final half!
Someone just catch me up.
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Love comments I've seen so far.

"Hey, check this out. If I turn the dials like this the synth makes farty noises. Hahahaha."

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@moira Nope. No spoilers from me, but he's not the Hoff.

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@SRLevine Elle was trying to put Stella Star into cryo sleep, I think. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

She's smart, but not smart enough to realize that Akton's a jerk #monsterdon

'The Kvisatz-haDerech is my co-pilot.'

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Would that be "messing with time"? If so, that's finally a bingo for me.

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"I AM OUT OF CONTROL"

Me too Elle, me too...

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You know things are getting serious when Akton changes his facial expression.

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@rebeld oh Akton isn't off?

I thought Akton was the Hoff.

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"you would have tried to change the future, which is against the law," says the smuggler

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She's on her 3rd or 4th bikini here 😂
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Fortune telling? Straight to JAIL!
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@moira We haven't met Hoff's character yet.

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Fight choreography by jump-cuts international LLC. #monsterdon

"You would have tried to change the future, which is against the law."

What?

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STAR STAR BOTH OF YOUR SHIPMATES ARE COPS. GET OUT OF THERE

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disney pixar actually licensed this robot to use as mater in cars #monsterdon

New bathing suit just dropped.
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He took a sparkplug out of the ship! 🤣

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"You knew about Thor and you put us through ALL THIS CRAP?!"

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So, Greatest American Hero is the real hero!

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Hoff's voice is reminding me of some entirely different actor and it's driving me kinda nuts

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Nice of them to incorporate hairstyling and makeup restoration into the defrosting chamber

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she's back in the spacekini now

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@mmezabet Maybe David Hasselhoff will be Emperor Christopher Plummer's only begotten son. I don't think we've seen him yet. #StarCrash #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." Are these guys Ferengi?

She was cold as ice but what was she willing to sacrifice?

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@neia They employ the microkelvin scale #monsterdon

have we had any crashes yet

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Karate chop!

Oh, Akton is a Reiki master?

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It's working, she's becoming hot again!
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This robot was 1000% an inspiration for Bender. You can't convince me otherwise. #Monsterdon

@aburka aw that's less fun

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Missed opportunity, a microwave model named Akton.

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#Monsterdon there's Thor, dumping out his purse again…

@jonny well it wasn't FIRE! #iMayBeAbot #StillBitter #Monsterdon

No one’s ever really gone. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this really makes you appreciate how Star Wars only made Force visual FX for the evil lightning, not for healing and stuff

#starcrash1978 fun fact #Monsterdoners: Christopher Plummer admitted he only did this movie to get a free trip to Italy! #Monsterdon

She’s SO wet.

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"Set the crew defroster to 'medium'.'

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So, what's this guy's deal? Is he a robot, too? Energy bender?

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Don't worry, I'll just nuke her for a few minutes and she'll be good as new.

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They sprayed her with that snow flocking stuff, that had to be a bad day on set

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@moira My theory is that the robot was named after the magazine #monsterdon

@diazona captions said 16 #monsterdon

@bstacey @socketwench Well, if it doesn't work the first few shots obviously the answer is to keep shooting.

Even when he starts bouncing them back. Just keep shooting. It's the only way.

You can't like, not shoot or something. Gotta keep shooting!

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@brooke L was clearly hoping he could change his name to BoB.

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Gosh, looks like those fights in Austin Powers movies.
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So Akton died but didn’t. Lady and robot are dead, for now. Hasselhoff still not found. Brain curdled. #monsterdon

anyway tbf re Elle the robot, I do believe if you're *programmed* as a cop (assigned cop at birth, if you will) you can definitely still redeem yourself. by becoming an ex-cop.

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"Her pulse rate is six feet"

wat

🤦

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I wish I were her right now.

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Apparently, Akton is rubber, an green guy is glue.

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Robot dude, if you knew anything, you would have known to dig into the snow and create a shelter.

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Did he just hand fart her back to life?

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the solution to the bad guy was just to push his laser beams back at him? OK!?!?!?!? #monsterdon

@apLundell No one can survive deadly rays!

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@socketwench Your weapons have no effect on him!!!

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They need to get the Elle out of there. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Akton is such a 50s contactee alien name.
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stooooop it! No one can survive these deadly rays!!

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Okay, so to be clear... The robot saved her from freezing to death by... Letting her freeze and hoping she could be revived? Flawless logic soy-kets. #Monsterdon

Um, okay?
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Akton's faith healing there....

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Gibbons on the soundtrack there #Monsterdon

No one can survive these deadly rays, of death, that kill people, dead.

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Full Price of Space levels of power.

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Use the force luke?

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" I am rubber you are glue"
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Elle? Elle? Where the elle are you?

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Those waist belts from the back side are reminiscent of really old sanitary pad devices from the '60s.

#Monsterdon Best example of I'm rubber you're glue.

are we getting in a weird sofporn between those two?
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#Monsterdon "these deadly rays will be your death"

i dunno who wrote this script but bravo

Why are they wrestling when he's obviously wearing a sidearm? #monsterdon

not making sure someone is dead when they fall down and stop moving for a second seems to be a really common problem in this universe. their weapons seem to just vaporize people entirely. maybe they are just used to death being extremely near at hand and medicine is very effective so nobody ever gets knocked out or anything #monsterdon

The robot voice really makes me Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese.

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I feel like they got the guy from the "ninjy chop"/"judy chop" videos to do the fight choreo.

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They should've known he was evil. His skin was different color than theirs.

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@jammerb I think the ship was just lying to Green Man when it said it wasn't programmed for the malfunction. #StarCrash #Monsterdon

Akton's "Getting tough" faces are hilarious. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

that round white thingy with the holes in it reminds me of the egg thing in the lounge above the City Council chamber at Toronto City Hall

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#Monsterdon She has clothes on!

@jonny I think she's been awakened and realized she's a robosexual. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Subtitles said "teen policemen" instead of "tin policeman" and I gotta say, that would've been a better movie.

@mmezabet Hoff’s the robot with the hillbilly accent #Monsterdon

so much venusian judo

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"I'm leaving to join Count [something] as the Prince of [something something]"

Your plan is that a Count is going to make you a Prince? Hmm

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