Do I just not know who David Hasselhoff is, or has he not showed up yet? I'm honestly quite terrible at recognizing actors. (Don't get me started on Steve Vaughn.)
I do respect that the ship's computer is named Ship's Computer, and also is a big glowing brain
"Excellency" implies the baddie has the rank of bishop #monsterdon
#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱
I double dog dare any dudes here to grow this villain double-pointed goatee
this movie is now failing the ACAB test
(okay it has been for a while i just didn't realize)
Oh no, the robot is talking again.
In the future(?) adults always love to play with children's toys but made of laser beams or whatever
I wanna cyber corset.
Didn't Thor give them the ship?
thor?
Friend of mine had a cat named Thor once
Got stuck in a 3-sided box one time
beautiful but so stupid
nothing like this imposter at all
wait the masked robot is a COP? screw him then
he is BARELY GREEN did they film this in ONE DAY front to back??? #monsterdon
this is why nobody likes Thor #monsterdon
Uh oh. Computer getting all Hal 9000 on the evil green guy! #Monsterdon #StarCrash
I want to know what Elle's pronouns are #monsterdon
…but you know what i say, i don’t care.
I think I’m in love #Monsterdon
Fact: 87.4% of the budget was spent on rotoscoping.
I doubted that the Pathfinder was dead for a moment, until I saw him staring unblinking into the camera for about 3 seconds too long to be comfortable. #Monsterdon
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is ship's computer a giant disembodied lady brain?
wait the ship talks too?
#monsterdon
@Aaidanbird Makes more sense than the plot so far. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Is Curly playing with his food, his shit, or something else?
THANK YOU! Hey! Nice :D #Monsterdon
Please don't pet the big plastic brain. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
"I'll just stay here and play with myself."
Another ad break. Thankfully not that double-dipper mattress commercial again. #tubi #monsterdon
curly robot was having fun. now he's rubbing the ship's computer
Alright hair dude, the oscilloscope is not a toy!
High tech fidget spinner!
Its too cold here let's go home so I can get more naked again #Monsterdon
Tights and sleeves aren't enough, she needs to wear a knit cap if it's going to drop thousands of degrees #monsterdon
aang does this way better
#Monsterdon I'm calling this robot lol, spelled out.
Dicking around --- IN SPACE
An Ice Planet? They'll die before they reach the first marker!!
So, the temperatures could freeze your blood in like three seconds.
Very thin one layer fake mylar thingy. Not even any gloves or head coverings.
#monsterdon She found clothes. Are you happy now, assholes?
In the sequel, the robot records an album where he pretends he's a hobo
#Monsterdon giant Amazon robot is all "imma just take a nap…"
hey now.... we don't know what temperature units they use. maybe that actually makes sense
Did they explain what Akton's deal is?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
I don't know what degree you're talking about. But if it's habitable temperature and then it drops "thousands of degrees" that's a bit improbable.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon You can tell this is an ice planet, because she's wearing a shirt.
I stick gloves in the snow and call it a dead body also.
#Monsterdon
There are also a lot of "no one could have survived" terrible crashes.
@sng see exactly this is what i want to hear for all the words. and when they drift in meaning, conflict, etc. #monsterdon
This green guy is a hella of an actor, isn't he?
#monsterdon
Ah yes, it's icy, so... winterkini...
We've seen a lot of movies where out of nowhere there would be a really well composed composite shot. This is not one of those moments. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
So what you're saying is it's NOT habitable, then.
Wait, she has on clothes again! So she actually _has_ clothes?
@socketwench " AndI doooo chair-ish yoouuuuu🎶 " #iMatBeAbot #Monsterdon
Oh thank goodness, cold-weather gear.
So, like, uhhh, what are the amazons doing now? Are they like, still pursuing them or.....
excuse me THOUSANDS of degrees?? #monsterdon
On to the ice level! #monsterdon
maybe someone already mentioned it but this is another italian movie where actors just speak whatever language and are dubbed later which is why some people match and some don't #Monsterdon
"The temperature drops thousands of degrees!" So, like, the daytime temperature is roughly the same as the sun?
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
"Cut! Let's go again, but put more pauses in-between each line."
Well at least she has more clothes on now?
oof that's a shot made WAY worse by ambition
thousands of degrees? so uhh,,,,, then the surface is white hot during the day?? 🥴
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Run Stella! Ruuun!"
She gave up pretty quick....
@Louisa all stop, no motion #monsterdon
#monsterdon The temperature can't really drop thousand of degrees. There aren't that many degrees.
The temperature drops thousands of degrees whoa that is cold
OK, crew, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we need to talk about your celebrating too early.
No, you didn't do it, so saying "we did it" without actually doing it is going to hurt moral.
Simmer down there, green guy, don't be so excited #monsterdon
#Monsterdon the temperature drops "thousands of degrees" at night
uh....
Space effects that Blake's 7 would've been proud of!
@ricci @Taweret thank you for having this so near at hand at a moment's notice #monsterdon
@nev that's brilliant, Sam
This curly-headed guy so wanted to be Tom Baker.
Bets on what costume she will be wearing on the ice planet?
Her collar got bigger, but none of the rest of her clothes?
So they found Uranus?
Holy crap, my friends did better stop motion animation in high school.
I'll cop to it. I have been imagining the entire protagonist crew sporting the same glam eye-liner that Stella is rocking, and it's a better film for it. #Monsterdon
Based on the amount of colour in space, none of the people involved in the movie have ever looked up.
Did her collar just get rhinestoned?
#Monsterdon
It's not just a female robot. It's not just metal boobs. Metal boobs with nipples. This is a very advanced society.
#monsterdon
@nev Harryhausen did the music and John Barry did the SFX
Their chairs all look like 80s landline phone receivers.
Did I miss it or did the big fembot shoot lasers from her tiddies? They HAVE to shoot lasers they just HAVE to #Monsterdon
if it's called "earth" I'm gonna riot
I love how they're just like "hey, lookie! We have a pan control on the sound. It's in stereo guys!"
Harryhausen was too expensive? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Is that an aluminum foil robot?
okay but was movie drax actually based on this green guy
Even in 1979 I would have thought these effects were schlocky. 🙄
I think someone should film a spaceship dogfight and score it all with Northern Cardinal calls. https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Northern_Cardinal/sounds
@diazona Way to exploit their lead in seatbelt technology #monsterdon