#Monsterdon Marjoe got his acting skills on the tent revival circuit, preaching the word of Jesus.
That's⦠not a joke. He actually did that as a kid. As an adult, he went out again as part of a documentary to debunk all the so-called miracles and to expose the way the evangelical tent preachers bilk people out of their money.
They should have avoided the Brown Acid #monsterdon
Bog was objectively better.
Great, I guess his powers mean that nothing matters, congratulations
So when he was playing with the crayons drawing loops on the film were we supposed to understand that he was playing with his "power"?
1970s movie makers loved filming oil and water.
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so if Akton isn't Hoff, who is Hoff?
What shade is his lipstick, I wonder. #Monsterdon
Okay, the plot is... These are space outlaws going to a planet where the emperor's son disappeared, also for another reason? and there is another sexy lady with dark hair who is the baddie?
Cat reading newspaper
I should get a lava lamp
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Halfway through now
The twin viewscreens on the ship makes it look like they're only able to look out a pair of giant nostrils #monsterdon
@lytta is that what "woke" means
And the straps are back. She has a lot of attire changes for being on a mission in space. #Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
THESE SOUND EFFECTS ARE NOW EVEN MORE ANNOYING.
has anyone sampled that βi am out of control, iβm out of controlβ #monsterdon
we made it 45 minutes in before the female protagonist made a weirdly sexual noise while in pain
lol, the attack just ended....don't explain why or how, just be happy!
The stellar McDonald's ice cream machine is broke again.. #monsterdon
ugh, my head!
Love how every time something happens Stella kinda monotonously says something, then Acton just SCREAMS it
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They've been hit by a Lava Lamp
βI donβt tolerate malfunctions or inefficiencies in my realmβ - my cat ChunChun, every day #Monsterdon
they're getting lava lamped! #monsterdon
MAH HED
Oh my god it's like INNERSPACE, they've been shrunk and they've been injected into someone else, those are red blood cells.....
It's the floating red balls of confusion!
Now that she is thawed, quick, get a bikini on her! #monsterdon
Robot is getting funky on the dance floor. #monsterdon
I feel like one of the main characters having futuresight opens a LOT of plot holes which they will not examine at all #monsterdon
I had no idea "how Stella got her groove back was so danged literal! --dad bugs #Monsterdon
I am out of control!
Red dots, red dots, red dots!
Hey #Monsterdon!
I'm late but maybe can see the final half!
Someone just catch me up.
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Love comments I've seen so far.
Uh oh. They pissed off the lava lamp again. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
"Hey, check this out. If I turn the dials like this the synth makes farty noises. Hahahaha."
@moira Nope. No spoilers from me, but he's not the Hoff.
We've been hit by the Lava Lamp Beam! #Monsterdon
@SRLevine Elle was trying to put Stella Star into cryo sleep, I think. #Monsterdon #StarCrash
She's smart, but not smart enough to realize that Akton's a jerk #monsterdon
alright 45 minutes into the movie can anyone catch me up on a shred of the plot i literally have no idea why anyone is doing anything #monsterdon
'The Kvisatz-haDerech is my co-pilot.'
Would that be "messing with time"? If so, that's finally a bingo for me.
You know things are getting serious when Akton changes his facial expression.
"you would have tried to change the future, which is against the law," says the smuggler
She's on her 3rd or 4th bikini here π
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Fortune telling? Straight to JAIL!
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changing the future is.... against the law??? isn't he a smuggler????
@moira We haven't met Hoff's character yet.
Fight choreography by jump-cuts international LLC. #monsterdon
STAR STAR BOTH OF YOUR SHIPMATES ARE COPS. GET OUT OF THERE
disney pixar actually licensed this robot to use as mater in cars #monsterdon
New bathing suit just dropped.
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He took a sparkplug out of the ship! π€£
"You knew about Thor and you put us through ALL THIS CRAP?!"
Stella's looks defrosted, they should flip her over and do the other side #monsterdon
So, Greatest American Hero is the real hero!
Hoff's voice is reminding me of some entirely different actor and it's driving me kinda nuts
Nice of them to incorporate hairstyling and makeup restoration into the defrosting chamber
she's back in the spacekini now
#Monsterdon "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." Are these guys Ferengi?
@mmezabet Maybe David Hasselhoff will be Emperor Christopher Plummer's only begotten son. I don't think we've seen him yet. #StarCrash #Monsterdon
She was cold as ice but what was she willing to sacrifice?
@neia They employ the microkelvin scale #monsterdon
have we had any crashes yet
Karate chop!
Oh, Akton is a Reiki master?
Is Akton basically a god now?
12 month hrt timeline
It's working, she's becoming hot again!
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This robot was 1000% an inspiration for Bender. You can't convince me otherwise. #Monsterdon
@aburka aw that's less fun
Missed opportunity, a microwave model named Akton.
#Monsterdon there's Thor, dumping out his purse againβ¦
@jonny well it wasn't FIRE! #iMayBeAbot #StillBitter #Monsterdon
No oneβs ever really gone. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon this really makes you appreciate how Star Wars only made Force visual FX for the evil lightning, not for healing and stuff
#starcrash1978 fun fact #Monsterdoners: Christopher Plummer admitted he only did this movie to get a free trip to Italy! #Monsterdon
Sheβs SO wet.
"Set the crew defroster to 'medium'.'
So, what's this guy's deal? Is he a robot, too? Energy bender?
@EricKHoward I don't think meanings of things exist in this movie
Don't worry, I'll just nuke her for a few minutes and she'll be good as new.
they covered her in popcorn ceiling
she'll be fine except they'll get cancer after they scrape her off
They sprayed her with that snow flocking stuff, that had to be a bad day on set
@moira My theory is that the robot was named after the magazine #monsterdon
@diazona captions said 16 #monsterdon
@bstacey @socketwench Well, if it doesn't work the first few shots obviously the answer is to keep shooting.
Even when he starts bouncing them back. Just keep shooting. It's the only way.
You can't like, not shoot or something. Gotta keep shooting!
Rather than holding hands it might make slightly more sense if the robot dug a snow cave for the smuggler girl so the snow would trap in warmth, but that might be more thought than this movie cared to put into itself?
@brooke L was clearly hoping he could change his name to BoB.
Gosh, looks like those fights in Austin Powers movies.
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So Akton died but didnβt. Lady and robot are dead, for now. Hasselhoff still not found. Brain curdled. #monsterdon
anyway tbf re Elle the robot, I do believe if you're *programmed* as a cop (assigned cop at birth, if you will) you can definitely still redeem yourself. by becoming an ex-cop.