48 seconds is the best planetary explosion countdown figure ever

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#Monsterdon You know his name is Simon,
And he likes to do drawings!

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Exit Marjoe, Marjoe's weird voice, and Marjoe's luxuriant golden locks, all at the same moment

So, uhm.... He can see the future. He must have seen his death coming.

But, uh... like, all he had to do was move slightly. Not even much. Slightly.

So, uhm... Maybe he actually hated her and just wanted to get away? 😁

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"We're all about to die!" Oh thank god

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greeting my son who I thought was dead with a subdued handshake

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Akton force-ghosts, okay.

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Christopher Plummer is so young

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oh ok

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Get ready for bullshit.

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Please, someone tell me where this theme (in the score) comes from. They ripped it off from somewhere, I can’t place it.

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wait did they actually stop the planet from blowing up?

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We still have 22 minutes left of this movie?!
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We don't have to do anything apart from preventing them from entering the room.

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WTF? They can halt time? So wait, how will they be able to get off the planet then?
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#Monsterdon OH COME ON

yes, we were 'Space Opera married'

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well now that we've got Hoff Prime in action, I guess Secondary Hoff can Hoff off into the space sea or something

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@RobynGoodfellow Jack Palance quote? #wrongMovie #IYKYK #Monsterdon

Oscillograph man vanishes

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@Terencio It’s a little late for that.

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"Maybe I shouldn't hook up with this girl after all 🥴 "
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akton was such a good time cop he died about it

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@amyfou I think he just needed a nap and said that to get rid of them.
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c'mon Akron, burst into song or something. Oh. #monsterdon

Curly’s Achilles Heel was his elbow. All his Plot Armor is gone #Monsterdon

Wait this Acton dude survived laser beams and a big green dude but he is scratched by a robot sword and he is done for? Like he isn't even bleeding WTF?? #Monsterdon

just leave Akron there and stop sulking about it, ciao bella

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Akton is his family name, his given name is Hammy #monsterdon

lmao Simon like wtf?
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"You're the only human-like friend I've ever had"

"you're the only human-like friend i've ever had."

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I'm going to start telling people they're my 'human-like friends'

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#monsterdon Sorry, Hoff, your acting's not good enough to carry him

He said "dooty"!

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Now THAT'S how you linger on a doomed protagonist. #Monsterdon

@socketwench AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Did she just say that he is the most human-like friend she has ever had?

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"I'm no longer useful at this time" he's just being passive-aggressive because Stella friendzoned him

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#Monsterdon the scenery must have been made of taffy…

DESTINY! DESTINY! DESTINY IS IN CONTROL OF ME!

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"It's your duty." And it's a big duty. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

What’s up with the change in film stock? #Monsterdon

What is Akton’s motivation? I don’t understand his character.

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the count ship looks just like the legion of doom base on "superfriends"
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Still 25 minutes, everyone.

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Wait, it was hair dude who got hurt? I thought it was Haslehoff who was fighting.

I can't keep up.

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NGL, emperor's kinda good looking.

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"You and the prince will live! John Emdall is the one who must die!"

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In the middle of a sword fight is definitely the right time to yell "watch out!"

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Space Camelot!

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Christopher Plummer is back!

Can it be over now?

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That's right Hoff. The key to winning a fencing match is to look down your nose at your opponent.

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Simon gets nicked on the shoulder and immediately falls to the floor #monsterdon

oh is the whispery guy the emperor?

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Wait, Screech is going to die?
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incredible is exactly the right word. It's not credible.

so much WHEEP whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop

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[flatly] Oh, no. Not...that....guy.

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Future release of sword-wielding robots feature: faster-than human arm movements.

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yay Aktar sacrificed himself!

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This is where those brains bet quatloos on gladitorial battles, right?

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#Monsterdon hasselhoff has such beautiful eyes *dreamy son of emperor*

I do this slow motion sword fighting in Tai Chi

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I feel like since they're moving at a pace of about 0.0000001 MPH he wouldn't really have to do all those acrobatics to fight them.

Like he moves 10x and they move 1.

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I wonder if they did the lightsabers the same way they did in Star Wars (with a light and a very reflecty thing).

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This stop motion is...not good #monsterdon

The Hoff really took his stage fighting classes seriously!

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So, the laser sword vaporizes you?

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SEND IN THE AUXILIARY HOFF

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So he's gonna fight these Bionicles with a lightsaber, cool cool.

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these robots are very slow tho

@cs You just have to wait until Patch Tuesday and strike then #monsterdon

@rberlim They're covering all thebases? #JustGuessing #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Akton is such a brat. Gets a teeny cut and is down for the count.

#Monsterdon the golems look like they were assembled from an erector set

This the counts secret domain?

What? Behind the matte painting?
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Very futuristic how they walked across that room

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that's some really evil acting!
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You two stay here, an make sure 'ee doesn't leave.

Uh, can he leave if we go with him?
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i'm glad the southern gentleman robot is still dead

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An hour does not go by quickly enough

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Stella Star has GOT to be dying in that sauna suit

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Why did the light epee change colors? It was blue before!

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I wanna see the robots start dancing

That seems appropriate

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I think the robots would be more effective guards if they were issued blasters too and not just swords #monsterdon

These robots are so badly animated I'm sure they won't present much of a challenge #Monsterdon

Luckily they are all masters of Tai Chi. #monsterdon

it was at this point that they ran out of funding for camera focus knobs #monsterdon

I'm still trying to figure out why the sword robots (what? "golems"? Whatever) make weird squinky noises constantly.

Also, seriously, why the heck are they using plastic swords?

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Uuuuuugh of course the movie stopped playing and is taking forever to reload 😑😑😑

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May the plot armor be with you.

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his lightsaber changed color

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It sounds like the Count is working on practicing his evil laugh

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Count about to take over the galaxy with Scooby Doo like methods

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Did the Hoff call the robots “golems?”

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Doesn't this guy ever blink?? #Monsterdon #starcrash1978

star star go back to being an outlaw challenge

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