Akton force-ghosts, okay.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Christopher Plummer is so young

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oh ok

#monsterdon

Get ready for bullshit.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Please, someone tell me where this theme (in the score) comes from. They ripped it off from somewhere, I can’t place it.

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wait did they actually stop the planet from blowing up?

#monsterdon

We still have 22 minutes left of this movie?!
#Monsterdon

We don't have to do anything apart from preventing them from entering the room.

#Monsterdon

WTF? They can halt time? So wait, how will they be able to get off the planet then?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

yes, we were 'Space Opera married'

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon OH COME ON

well now that we've got Hoff Prime in action, I guess Secondary Hoff can Hoff off into the space sea or something

#monsterdon #starcrash

@RobynGoodfellow Jack Palance quote? #wrongMovie #IYKYK #Monsterdon

The boy smuggler is dying; sensibly the other characters ask why he can't just heal himself with his magic powers, he explains that he can't because... uh... um... err... hum... reasons. yes. destiny. that's why.

#monsterdon

And Akton dissolves into a sine wave. Truly two-dimensional at last. #Monsterdon

Oscillograph man vanishes

#Monsterdon

@Terencio It’s a little late for that.

#Monsterdon

"Maybe I shouldn't hook up with this girl after all 🥴 "
#monsterdon

akton was such a good time cop he died about it

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@amyfou I think he just needed a nap and said that to get rid of them.
#Monsterdon

c'mon Akron, burst into song or something. Oh. #monsterdon

Curly’s Achilles Heel was his elbow. All his Plot Armor is gone #Monsterdon

Wait this Acton dude survived laser beams and a big green dude but he is scratched by a robot sword and he is done for? Like he isn't even bleeding WTF?? #Monsterdon

AGGHhhhh this music while Akton is accepting his destiny is actually really similar to some of the music from Out of Africa, and I CAN'T EVEN, JOHN BARRY WHY

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

just leave Akron there and stop sulking about it, ciao bella

#monsterdon

Akton is his family name, his given name is Hammy #monsterdon

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"You're the only human-like friend I've ever had"

lmao Simon like wtf?
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lol, of course he has a special effect as he dies, it all makes sense....

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"you're the only human-like friend i've ever had."

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#monsterdon Sorry, Hoff, your acting's not good enough to carry him

I'm going to start telling people they're my 'human-like friends'

#Monsterdon

He said "dooty"!

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Now THAT'S how you linger on a doomed protagonist. #Monsterdon

@socketwench AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#Monsterdon

Only his perm will live forever

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Did she just say that he is the most human-like friend she has ever had?

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

"I'm no longer useful at this time" he's just being passive-aggressive because Stella friendzoned him

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon the scenery must have been made of taffy…

DESTINY! DESTINY! DESTINY IS IN CONTROL OF ME!

#monsterdon #starcrash

"It's your duty." And it's a big duty. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Literally a flesh wound if anything, yet he dies....

#Monsterdon

All you had to do was push it over?

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What’s up with the change in film stock? #Monsterdon

What is Akton’s motivation? I don’t understand his character.

#Monsterdon

the count ship looks just like the legion of doom base on "superfriends"
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Still 25 minutes, everyone.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Wait, it was hair dude who got hurt? I thought it was Haslehoff who was fighting.

I can't keep up.

#Monsterdon

NGL, emperor's kinda good looking.

#Monsterdon

"You and the prince will live! John Emdall is the one who must die!"

#monsterdon #starcrash

In the middle of a sword fight is definitely the right time to yell "watch out!"

#Monsterdon

Space Camelot!

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#Monsterdon

Christopher Plummer is back!

Can it be over now?

#Monsterdon

That's right Hoff. The key to winning a fencing match is to look down your nose at your opponent.

#Monsterdon

Simon gets nicked on the shoulder and immediately falls to the floor #monsterdon

oh is the whispery guy the emperor?

#monsterdon

Wait, Screech is going to die?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

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incredible is exactly the right word. It's not credible.

so much WHEEP whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop

#monsterdon #starcrash

[flatly] Oh, no. Not...that....guy.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Future release of sword-wielding robots feature: faster-than human arm movements.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

yay Aktar sacrificed himself!

#monsterdon

They let the magic smoke out of the computer :(

#Monsterdon

This is where those brains bet quatloos on gladitorial battles, right?

#Monsterdon

@forestine We didn’t deserve him.

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#Monsterdon hasselhoff has such beautiful eyes *dreamy son of emperor*

I do this slow motion sword fighting in Tai Chi

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I feel like since they're moving at a pace of about 0.0000001 MPH he wouldn't really have to do all those acrobatics to fight them.

Like he moves 10x and they move 1.

#Monsterdon

I wonder if they did the lightsabers the same way they did in Star Wars (with a light and a very reflecty thing).

#Monsterdon

This stop motion is...not good #monsterdon

So, the laser sword vaporizes you?

#Monsterdon

The Hoff really took his stage fighting classes seriously!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

SEND IN THE AUXILIARY HOFF

#monsterdon #starcrash

So he's gonna fight these Bionicles with a lightsaber, cool cool.

#monsterdon #starcrash

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these robots are very slow tho

@cs You just have to wait until Patch Tuesday and strike then #monsterdon

@rberlim They're covering all thebases? #JustGuessing #Monsterdon

This sword fight is reminding me of something but I just can't quite... Force myself to remember. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Akton is such a brat. Gets a teeny cut and is down for the count.

#Monsterdon the golems look like they were assembled from an erector set

This the counts secret domain?

What? Behind the matte painting?
#monsterdon

Very futuristic how they walked across that room

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that's some really evil acting!
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You two stay here, an make sure 'ee doesn't leave.

Uh, can he leave if we go with him?
#monsterdon

i'm glad the southern gentleman robot is still dead

#monsterdon

An hour does not go by quickly enough

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Stella Star has GOT to be dying in that sauna suit

#Monsterdon

Why did the light epee change colors? It was blue before!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

I wanna see the robots start dancing

That seems appropriate

#Monsterdon

I think the robots would be more effective guards if they were issued blasters too and not just swords #monsterdon

These robots are so badly animated I'm sure they won't present much of a challenge #Monsterdon

Luckily they are all masters of Tai Chi. #monsterdon

it was at this point that they ran out of funding for camera focus knobs #monsterdon

I'm still trying to figure out why the sword robots (what? "golems"? Whatever) make weird squinky noises constantly.

Also, seriously, why the heck are they using plastic swords?

#Monsterdon

Uuuuuugh of course the movie stopped playing and is taking forever to reload 😑😑😑

#Monsterdon

May the plot armor be with you.

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his lightsaber changed color

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It sounds like the Count is working on practicing his evil laugh

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