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AND a cape!

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the heck???

“Wave your hands like you’re really lost in space.”

Great direction.

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@foolishowl Space lingo for 45 minutes. #monsterdon

@wulfric yeah the toot velocity has felt pretty high the whole way through

Correlated with the amount of *something* happening in the movie (though what that something is, nobody knows)

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@frenzybiscuit i mean there ARE lightsabers and robots....

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ah, so we have a new thruple then? #monsterdon

STELLLLAAAAAAAAA
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STELLLAAAA!!!

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speaking to the media, Count Zarth-Arn said, "yesterday we had a minor anomaly in a fuel tank and some equipment was slightly damaged, but we learned a lot and look forward to the next launch attempt" #monsterdon

It's impresive that they left the worst lines to be delivered at the last moment.
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okay is this Hoff 1 or Hoff 2?

#monsterdon #starcrash

Also, wasn't the star crash supposed to be some kind of four dimensional jump thingy? All they did was just slam one big ship into the other. That's it.

We've been had guys. This was not a star crash at all!!!

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She looks like Chuckie the scary doll in that space suit.
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Pyrotechnics. What a rip-off, we were entitled to a laser sword battle to the death #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is she... swimming in space?

Even explosive destruction takes forever

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lol, "Simon, the God Emperor of Man"

Just doesn't work

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The emperor looks like he had just got better from an constipation
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I'm actually glad I've seen this before. I think we might set a #Monsterdon record for toots on this one.

WHEE OUT THE WINDOW

#monsterdon #starcrash

#Monsterdon The only good writing in the movie. I'm glad it went to Plummer.

#Monsterdon setting fire to mah greeblin

Would you believe we still have four minutes.

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Was he seriously yelling "STELLAAAAAA"? #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Ok, Elle Yeehawing was funny
a little bit

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@ramsey Elle makes me nervous. I think it's the helmet #monsterdon

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Okay, NOW we get a bubble helmet spandex spacesuit. Finally!

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what???

simply incredible #monsterdon

He just said “yee-haw,” didn’t he?

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pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

pew pew pew

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@amyfou The job of a Commander in Chief is to yell at the enlisted troops to do what they were conscripted to do #monsterdon

surfing down to the planet's surface, anyone?

#monsterdon #starcrash

Are those robo-space-laser crossbows??

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"Come or you'll be destroyed!" If I had a nickel... #Monsterdon #Starcrash

she's just about to fly through space, and she took off her cape!?! missed opportunity, fam. #monsterdon

Is the score actively trying to make this _less_ exciting?

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i keep waiting for one of these ships to be shaped like a dog bone

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why aren’t we doing giant wobbly egg swivel chairs on OUR spaceships #monsterdon

This score doesn’t know what movie it’s playing to.

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Star Star is valid for wanting to hit it with a robot but NOT for wanting to hit it with a cop

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baby let's go baby come on

#monsterdon #starcrash

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES BACK

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#Monsterdon good God, let's do a long slow motion lingering death on this guy we've never seen before or will again 🤪

My Stars Captain!

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#Starcrash

L wasn't programmed to do a non-awkward fist bump

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fucking hell no one has any volume control of their voices in the movie
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@adubya #HandShootsUp (look at the other definition) #LowersHand #Monsterdon

@strangefour 🤞
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it's space... aren't all the ships floating?

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Her makeup remains on point. Good to pay attention to what really matters to the galaxy.
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The colored gels from the lighting department are doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this film #monsterdon

@Taweret Baby Jesus loves space.

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YOU CAIN'T KEEP A GUD ROWBUT DOWN!

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It's my impression or did they tried the same on the new starwars trilogy
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easin' outa' orbit for your love

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The fighter launch scene was thorough.

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Another #monsterdon movie where the writers took three or four scripts and shuffled them together. Just to be fair to everyone's ideas.

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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE Es IF WE'RE GONNA BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN

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this can't be a real movie

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Yeet everyone out an airlock!

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Everything here in space just looks like the Satellite of Love during Pride Month.

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#Monsterdon I like how their boarding party is delivered via torpedo. I feel like that's an under used technique of delivering people onto ships.

I bet it's very *intimate* inside those breaching torpedoes. Probably have to 69...

... you know, to save space.
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@Taweret also no #monsterdon

(^_^)

who else wants to see the robot and jar jar binx fight to the death with dull butter knives?

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Did I call that twist or what? #monsterdon

That is so obviously a plastic model.

I cannot suspend disbelief.

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You know what? I know every other movie is trying to be Serious Sci Fi but pretty much every movie with a spaceship pod bay could stand to jazz it up with some rainbow lights

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Oh good, they rebuilt the robot.

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THE FLOATING CITY? Oh my, cinematographic espionage! Someone was snoopin' in Lucas' office!!

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The Floating City has a lot of spray-painted Pringles cans!
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Can we please go back to a Godzilla movie next week, friends? It might make a hell of a lot more sense.

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we can stop time and build weapons in hyperspace but it took our best scientists to fix this rickety robot #monsterdon

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"The floating city, already evacuated"

"Did you remember to grab the ice cream maker? It's the only one in the Galaxy"

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
#starCrash #microFiction

wait you just re-animated me you can’t just drop the survival of the galaxy in my hands #monsterdon

Darth Sextoy! You're back from the dead, and just as lasciviousness as ever!

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L is back!

He just had an overhaul ;)

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#starcrash1979

I've changed my mind... this is the worst thing ever

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So.Many.Christmas.Lights #Monsterdon #Starcrash

He feels like a new machine. Pity he still sounds like the old one. #Monsterdon

wait i forgot he's a cop I TOO AM ANTI ROBOT

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Cowboy Robot, breakout star of the movie, has returned! What a relief #Monsterdon

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NOOOOOooooooooooooo

The emperor’s chair is what the Iron Throne looked like when they’d just barely started collecting swords #Monsterdon

you could have put your best scientists to literally any other task and it would have been a better use of their time

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOO no no no no no no no
Not El the robot! fuck
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@diazona @sean Maybe they licensed it from Doctor Doom #monsterdon

Red neck robot totally got c3po reassembled

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wow y'all are so anti-robot smh

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Let the legacy of Elle go down

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Too bad that's not the giant Buddha hand that captured the Monkey King.

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ah fuck he's back 😫
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not elle again
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Nice of Stella to pre-arrange her own rescue before becoming a damsel in distress

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Yeah Simon-Hoff, send the refurbished robot and avoid the fight
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"But surely I'll come with you" You can't come with me. And don't call me Shirley. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Docking facilities with the prince 😏
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DAMN YOU MOVIE.

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