she's just about to fly through space, and she took off her cape!?! missed opportunity, fam. #monsterdon

Is the score actively trying to make this _less_ exciting?

#monsterdon

i keep waiting for one of these ships to be shaped like a dog bone

#monsterdon

Aight I'm gonna review the Flying City this #monsterdon

PRO: it's lit up in rainbow colors, for Pride
CON: it mostly looks like random machinery glued together.

Conjecture: the Emperor commissioned a cool floating city, then decided it looked like crap, then tried to make it look better by lighting it up with more gay. But he was still disappointed with it and so was fine with starcrashing it to save his other planet from the Doom Machine.

why aren’t we doing giant wobbly egg swivel chairs on OUR spaceships #monsterdon

This score doesn’t know what movie it’s playing to.

#Monsterdon

Star Star is valid for wanting to hit it with a robot but NOT for wanting to hit it with a cop

#monsterdon

baby let's go baby come on

#monsterdon #starcrash

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES BACK

#monsterdon

"By sunset", when you're on a space station?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

#Monsterdon good God, let's do a long slow motion lingering death on this guy we've never seen before or will again 🤪

My Stars Captain!

#monsterdon
#Starcrash

L wasn't programmed to do a non-awkward fist bump

#monsterdon

fucking hell no one has any volume control of their voices in the movie
#monsterdon

@adubya #HandShootsUp (look at the other definition) #LowersHand #Monsterdon

it's space... aren't all the ships floating?

#monsterdon

@strangefour 🤞
#Monsterdon

Her makeup remains on point. Good to pay attention to what really matters to the galaxy.
#monsterdon

The colored gels from the lighting department are doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this film #monsterdon

@Taweret Baby Jesus loves space.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret they're the fundamental particle of this universe

everything is made of them

#monsterdon #starcrash

YOU CAIN'T KEEP A GUD ROWBUT DOWN!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Looking out for the very heart of the stars, any moment now

#Monsterdon

It's my impression or did they tried the same on the new starwars trilogy
#monsterdon

easin' outa' orbit for your love

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

The fighter launch scene was thorough.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

Another #monsterdon movie where the writers took three or four scripts and shuffled them together. Just to be fair to everyone's ideas.

#Monsterdon

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE Es IF WE'RE GONNA BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN

#monsterdon #starcrash

this can't be a real movie

#Monsterdon

Yeet everyone out an airlock!

#Monsterdon

Everything here in space just looks like the Satellite of Love during Pride Month.

#monsterdon #starcrash

#Monsterdon I like how their boarding party is delivered via torpedo. I feel like that's an under used technique of delivering people onto ships.

I bet it's very *intimate* inside those breaching torpedoes. Probably have to 69...

... you know, to save space.
#monsterdon

@Taweret also no #monsterdon

(^_^)

THE DOOM MACHINE!
One of those guys has bat wings on his laser gun.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Quick, grab all the random shit you can, glue it on this miniature, and spray paint it all silver. Now…turn on the rainbow lights!

#Monsterdon

who else wants to see the robot and jar jar binx fight to the death with dull butter knives?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

Did I call that twist or what? #monsterdon

That is so obviously a plastic model.

I cannot suspend disbelief.

#Monsterdon

You know what? I know every other movie is trying to be Serious Sci Fi but pretty much every movie with a spaceship pod bay could stand to jazz it up with some rainbow lights

#Monsterdon

Oh good, they rebuilt the robot.

#monsterdon #starcrash

THE FLOATING CITY? Oh my, cinematographic espionage! Someone was snoopin' in Lucas' office!!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

The Floating City has a lot of spray-painted Pringles cans!
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Can we please go back to a Godzilla movie next week, friends? It might make a hell of a lot more sense.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

we can stop time and build weapons in hyperspace but it took our best scientists to fix this rickety robot #monsterdon

#monsterdon

"The floating city, already evacuated"

"Did you remember to grab the ice cream maker? It's the only one in the Galaxy"

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
#starCrash #microFiction

wait you just re-animated me you can’t just drop the survival of the galaxy in my hands #monsterdon

Darth Sextoy! You're back from the dead, and just as lasciviousness as ever!

#monsterdon #starcrash

L is back!

He just had an overhaul ;)

#monsterdon
#starcrash1979

I've changed my mind... this is the worst thing ever

#Monsterdon

So.Many.Christmas.Lights #Monsterdon #Starcrash

He feels like a new machine. Pity he still sounds like the old one. #Monsterdon

wait i forgot he's a cop I TOO AM ANTI ROBOT

#monsterdon

Cowboy Robot, breakout star of the movie, has returned! What a relief #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱

NOOOOOooooooooooooo

The emperor’s chair is what the Iron Throne looked like when they’d just barely started collecting swords #Monsterdon

you could have put your best scientists to literally any other task and it would have been a better use of their time

#monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOO no no no no no no no
Not El the robot! fuck
#Monsterdon

@diazona @sean Maybe they licensed it from Doctor Doom #monsterdon

Red neck robot totally got c3po reassembled

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

wow y'all are so anti-robot smh

#monsterdon

"Go now, quickly!"

Get this goddamn texan robot out of my sight! #Monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Let the legacy of Elle go down

#monsterdon

Too bad that's not the giant Buddha hand that captured the Monkey King.

#Monsterdon

ah fuck he's back 😫
#monsterdon

not elle again
#Monsterdon

"you can't keep a good robot down"
hard as we may try.
#monsterdon

Nice of Stella to pre-arrange her own rescue before becoming a damsel in distress

#Monsterdon

Yeah Simon-Hoff, send the refurbished robot and avoid the fight
#monsterdon

"But surely I'll come with you" You can't come with me. And don't call me Shirley. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Docking facilities with the prince 😏
#monsterdon

DAMN YOU MOVIE.

#monsterdon #starcrash

#monsterdon You'll try to WHAT yourself?

look, the floating city is basically just a bunch of exploitive assholes, it's not a real loss okay?

#monsterdon #starcrash

The Emperor's throne is made of sparkle emojis!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon FUCK the robot's back

"Mecha-Manos the Robo-Hand of Fate"!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon We all live in a rainbow star machine, a rainbow star machine, a rainbow star machine.

I'm used to Deus Ex Machina but how many are in this movie?

#Monsterdon

@sean Yeah I'm sure it's safe to assume it runs Doom

#Monsterdon

Did I detect a Wilhelm scream in that fight?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Time Travel ex machina vs Doom Machine.

Perfect. 🤦‍♂️

has the villain actually explained why he's trying to destroy the empire btw?

it's not a coup - he's clearly not going to be in place to *take over* the empire...

#monsterdon

wibble-woo-wibble-woo-wibble-woo-wibble-woo

#monsterdon #starcrash

Hoff's rockin' some serious eye liner in this one. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

They rebuilt Tex the Robot, just like C3PO! #Monsterdon #StarCrash

I think I'm even more lost than I was last week. I guess that's fine. It's past my bedtime.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

This is movie why Hasselhoff has always been popular in Europe.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey sometimes, ...it's for the best lol

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon The refineries in my hometown would put up huge christmas lights up during the holidays. It looked a lot like this.

emperor is playing 4D chess rn #monsterdon

@cs "Get yer red-hots!" #monsterdon

@Taweret idk but the giant robot boobs were definitely real #Monsterdon

…the hole of the Universe? #monsterdon

There are only 10 minutes left, but it will take 15 minutes to set whatever it is the Count wants to do into motion.

Someone please fuck off into space already!

#Monsterdon

i want a doom machine....

#monsterdon

lol, I'm sure the people of the floating city were fine with all this

#Monsterdon

Thank you #Monsterdon movie I now know without a doubt my left and right speakers are functional and properly connected

#monsterdon Lando must be *really* pissed at this plan!

Way to go Emperor Tell-Don't-Show #monsterdon