Surely Grizzly has got to have some aspects to it better than this #monsterdon

@forestine You missed the Amazons. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

OK I'm not losing any more valuable sleep time to this movie, especially since whoever made this deleted scenes bit really is taking themselves way too seriously.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

@diazona Maybe that had the cut dinosaurs in it. #monsterdon

when we saw this scene in the movie before, I thought it was, like, a nightclub onboard the ship #monsterdon

@cainmark and many of the sound effects were just "Wee-oo-wee-oo" #Monsterdon

all of these actors sound like they barely remember their lines #monsterdon

Continuing to watch the deleted alternate scenes, and they are continuing to take themselves way too seriously.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

@diogenes #monsterdon Wat? Christopher Plummer couldn't afford to visit Rome without having to make a movie there? Not buying it.

@cainmark @kurth from an even older radio skit #Monsterdon

@kcarr2015 oh i forgot about the amazons.

there were just so many Things that happened #Monsterdon

@moira looks yummy (or, promises to look yummy after baking)

#Monsterdon

@forestine
All the other women were sexy Amazons on that one first planet, who all obviously banded to together so they could fight off getting grabbed.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Nice epilogue from Emperor Uriel Strephon.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

Or Ewoks Battle for Endor.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

@bstacey Tempting! (if I didn't already have the deleted scenes queued up)

#Monsterdon #WrongStarcrash

On #letterboxd I rate this trifle of a movie one and a half stars because I don't think I'm going to remember it very long https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/starcrash/ #monsterdon

This movie is a crash alright
#monsterdon

@foolishowl The wheel of time turns or, uh something.

Except I guess if he decides to stop it.

I think there was a point in there somewhere? Like, we're supposed to be good because if we don't, uh...

No, I don't think that was it. Uhm...

#Monsterdon

Good lord they are taking this way too seriously.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

While getting ready for #Monsterdon, I accidentally also downloaded Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985). Anyone down for #WrongStarcrash?

Boom!
#Monsterdon

btw i was finally actually wearing my #monsterdon shirt for #monsterdon

Oh wait! Scrolling exposition in French!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

#Monsterdon oh good, the count blew up. It's over now, right?

…

Right?

#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱

Wow.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for trivia, @Cherizilla (by remote control but I forget who forwarded the think, and whoever that was thanks to them) for the bingo.

Wow.

Can’t believe I paused watching A Hundred Years of Solitude for this one. #Monsterdon

@kurth

I think this scene is a reference to a 1960s Elaine May and Mike Nichols skit, but the names were George and Martha.

#Monsterdon

If only the Doom Machine didn't take 15 minutes to prime!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Who the fuck was Akton? I don’t even understand Akton. What was Akton? Why was Akton?

#Monsterdon

The moral of the story is that a galaxy is a fiddly thing to have to run when there are rascals in capes helbent on taking the thing away from you. And Stella got to witness that #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so, did Caroline Munro take this part because she got to do like 20 costume changes?

hair on lens

#monsterdon

That was a trip! I wanna see the gritty anarchist prequel series to this, it must have its own Andor out there that explains how... Umm... What was the plot again?

Thanks for a lovely hang, folks! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and the award for most awkward fist bump in movie history goes to…

That was one hell of a refurbishing job on Billy Bob Bot. Who gave him that factory reset?

#Monsterdon

Criswell Plan 9 ending.

Rest well, human-like friends! #Monsterdon

I'm rewatching the city crash and dramatic expiration. Show me the colors you fools.
#monsterdon
#starcrash1979

godzilla-related trivia: the director of STARCRASH did an edit of the original GODZILLA, colourized and with a synth soundtrack and footage from other movies. i haven't seen it yet but there are copies on youtube and the internet archive

#monsterdon

So, a "Star Crash" is just flying a giant floating city into the evil count's space fortress?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

I know some people are done but I have been watching on two different devices at two different paces 😳

#Monsterdon

Well I remember now why I didn't remember this movie.

I have NO idea what happened. None. It's all just gone.

Well, at least it was a whole lot more fun watching it with you guys!

#Monsterdon

@rallias PG = Paltry Garments #monsterdon

Closing credits with Latin percussion - I see what you're up to, John Barry #monsterdon

Thanks everyone ✌️ 👍
#Monsterdon #Starcrash

thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting!

I’m gonna have to go back through the list of movies for this year, but right now, this has my vote for worst.

#Monsterdon

THIS SHIT WAS RATED PG?!?

#Monsterdon

I don't think George Lucas cried enough.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

Christopher Plummer can absolutely nail delivery no matter what he's in. "The wheel will always turn", #Monsterdon

Yes, Chris. The wheel WILL always turn

😌

#Monsterdon

Lewis Coates you were on some amazing drugs, my dude.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

@Taweret
Star Wars shaped meat substitute.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

"And for a little time, at least, we can rest." That's me flinging myself into bed after finishing this piece of crap

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for making this bearable.

#Monsterdon

"If we spacemen have offended, think but this and all is mended: That you have but MST'ed here while these visions did appear"

#Monsterdon

And goodnight
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

now we can at least rest... for 48 seconds! MUHAHAHAHA manical laughter ensues.

seriously MUHAHAHAHAHA
#MUHAHAHAHA

@Taweret Define "real", define "movie".

#monsterdon

Starcrash was like 'what if we make a star wars ripoff where the empire starts in power and also wins and stays in power. because we live in the imperial core and love our empire.'

#monsterdon

"And for a little time.. we can rest" CUT! Get me my mimosa. I'm OUTTAHERE! Thanks @Taweret for hosting. That one had a lot going on. Have a great week beautiful mutants! #Monsterdon #Starcrash

lol okay

thanks everybody!

#monsterdon

Gonna go watch some Star Trek VI so I can feel better about Christopher Plummer.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Why can we see through Christopher Plummer? Was he a hologram? Did I miss that?

Thank you @Taweret for hosting another #Monsterdon

@paco is that Freddie Mercury?

#Monsterdon

god damn that was a train wreck
#monsterdon

@aburka yeah he totally is

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou because they never try fire and he can't burn out? #Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #starcrash1978 . Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: Circuits don't fail me now.

#Monsterdon that was very silly and ...... some kind of fun :D

everybody go befriend a robot this week for your homework

I, uh...

I honestly don't know what to make of this movie...

It was definitely a thing on film. Of some sort.

#Monsterdon

for a little time, at least, we can rest

#monsterdon

i didn't get a screenshot but there was a huge hair on the lens during the final shot

#monsterdon

Gosh, this was a baaaaaad movie. But At least it was fun enough to we make a lot of jokes from it.
thanks for every one watching #monsterdon . Loved your company and posts!

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #Starcrash , from 1978, starred David Hasselhoff before he raced off to Knight Rider fame, and while we were promised crashing stars, instead we got,

I think the emperor ripped off this outro from The Wheel of Time

#Monsterdon

I am _already_ forgetting everything that happened :D

#monsterdon #starcrash

They're paying me to read this dialog, and I'm going to damn well read it.

Christopher Plumber.

#monsterdon

is it me or is the emperor still just a bit translucent #monsterdon

Script: lots of explosions here. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel a little bad for the Baddie in this, destroyed by the Star Crash just as he was figuring out how to fit his eyeballs into his skull

Christopher Plummer, you made a bad movie, and you should feel bad!

#Monsterdon

Yay? We’re back up!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh thank the gods it's over :D

wow that was amazing xD

#monsterdon #starcrash

Wait, what?

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

And our Space Emperor's parting words. #monsterdon

There’s a crash and I genuinely don’t know of what or if it’s good or bad. I think my desire to watch this movie died with Curly

He got out while the getting was good #Monsterdon

Wait, why is he fading out? What??

#Monsterdon

Gotta say the closed captioning is the best part of this movie.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Stella!

Simon!

Stella!

Simon!

Stop y'all just STOP

#Monsterdon

the wheel will always ... turn

#monsterdon #starcrash

why is the robot doing MST3K riffs IN the movie #monsterdon

Emperor von Trapp is too dignified to display any emotion at this total victory #monsterdon

"the wheel will always....

turn"

#monsterdon

OK, #Monsterdon, I think I missed most of that. I honestly feel it's a "worthwhile movie" may see if I can sit and watch on the big screen (the biggest in the house, not the movie Theatre type)... That seems worth it...

Poor L is sidelined for Simon

#Monsterdon

He better slow down or they're gonna clean her off those screens with a squeegee. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

See, this is why I'm so disappointed in a future that turned out not to have a lot of metallic spandex jumpsuits in it.
I was really primed to expect them.

#Monsterdon

i feel like at least one other #monsterdon has had a Stella

stella was wearing her cape inside her spacesuit

#monsterdon