Christopher Plummer can absolutely nail delivery no matter what he's in. "The wheel will always turn", #Monsterdon

Yes, Chris. The wheel WILL always turn

😌

#Monsterdon

Lewis Coates you were on some amazing drugs, my dude.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

I'll bite your legs off!
#monsterdon

@Taweret
Star Wars shaped meat substitute.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

"And for a little time, at least, we can rest." That's me flinging myself into bed after finishing this piece of crap

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for making this bearable.

#Monsterdon

"If we spacemen have offended, think but this and all is mended: That you have but MST'ed here while these visions did appear"

#Monsterdon

And goodnight
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

now we can at least rest... for 48 seconds! MUHAHAHAHA manical laughter ensues.

seriously MUHAHAHAHAHA
#MUHAHAHAHA

for a little time, at least, we can rest #monsterdon

@Taweret Define "real", define "movie".

#monsterdon

Starcrash was like 'what if we make a star wars ripoff where the empire starts in power and also wins and stays in power. because we live in the imperial core and love our empire.'

#monsterdon

"And for a little time.. we can rest" CUT! Get me my mimosa. I'm OUTTAHERE! Thanks @Taweret for hosting. That one had a lot going on. Have a great week beautiful mutants! #Monsterdon #Starcrash

lol okay

thanks everybody!

#monsterdon

Gonna go watch some Star Trek VI so I can feel better about Christopher Plummer.

#Monsterdon

"The stars...are clear..." Don't you mean "The stars have CRASHED?" #monsterdon

Yeah, Starcrash isn't so much a movie as a series of explosions molded into the shape of George Lucas's id. :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Why can we see through Christopher Plummer? Was he a hologram? Did I miss that?

@paco is that Freddie Mercury?

#Monsterdon

Thank you @Taweret for hosting another #Monsterdon

god damn that was a train wreck
#monsterdon

@aburka yeah he totally is

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou because they never try fire and he can't burn out? #Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #starcrash1978 . Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: Circuits don't fail me now.

#Monsterdon that was very silly and ...... some kind of fun :D

everybody go befriend a robot this week for your homework

I, uh...

I honestly don't know what to make of this movie...

It was definitely a thing on film. Of some sort.

#Monsterdon

for a little time, at least, we can rest

#monsterdon

And they all fucked off into the Lite Brite

#Monsterdon

i didn't get a screenshot but there was a huge hair on the lens during the final shot

#monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #Starcrash , from 1978, starred David Hasselhoff before he raced off to Knight Rider fame, and while we were promised crashing stars, instead we got,

Gosh, this was a baaaaaad movie. But At least it was fun enough to we make a lot of jokes from it.
thanks for every one watching #monsterdon . Loved your company and posts!

I think the emperor ripped off this outro from The Wheel of Time

#Monsterdon

I am _already_ forgetting everything that happened :D

#monsterdon #starcrash

They're paying me to read this dialog, and I'm going to damn well read it.

Christopher Plumber.

#monsterdon

is it me or is the emperor still just a bit translucent #monsterdon

Script: lots of explosions here. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel a little bad for the Baddie in this, destroyed by the Star Crash just as he was figuring out how to fit his eyeballs into his skull

Yay? We’re back up!
#Monsterdon

Christopher Plummer, you made a bad movie, and you should feel bad!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh thank the gods it's over :D

wow that was amazing xD

#monsterdon #starcrash

Wait, what?

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

And our Space Emperor's parting words. #monsterdon

There’s a crash and I genuinely don’t know of what or if it’s good or bad. I think my desire to watch this movie died with Curly

He got out while the getting was good #Monsterdon

I don't think that was a real movie

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

#Monsterdon

Wait, why is he fading out? What??

#Monsterdon

Gotta say the closed captioning is the best part of this movie.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Stella!

Simon!

Stella!

Simon!

Stop y'all just STOP

#Monsterdon

why is the robot doing MST3K riffs IN the movie #monsterdon

the wheel will always ... turn

#monsterdon #starcrash

Emperor von Trapp is too dignified to display any emotion at this total victory #monsterdon

"the wheel will always....

turn"

#monsterdon

OK, #Monsterdon, I think I missed most of that. I honestly feel it's a "worthwhile movie" may see if I can sit and watch on the big screen (the biggest in the house, not the movie Theatre type)... That seems worth it...

Poor L is sidelined for Simon

#Monsterdon

“Stella.”

“Simon.”

“Ah, Stella.”

“Simon.”

That’s actual dialogue, folks.

#Monsterdon

i feel like at least one other #monsterdon has had a Stella

See, this is why I'm so disappointed in a future that turned out not to have a lot of metallic spandex jumpsuits in it.
I was really primed to expect them.

#Monsterdon

He better slow down or they're gonna clean her off those screens with a squeegee. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

stella was wearing her cape inside her spacesuit

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

AND a cape!

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the heck???

“Wave your hands like you’re really lost in space.”

Great direction.

#Monsterdon

@foolishowl Space lingo for 45 minutes. #monsterdon

@wulfric yeah the toot velocity has felt pretty high the whole way through

Correlated with the amount of *something* happening in the movie (though what that something is, nobody knows)

#Monsterdon

@frenzybiscuit i mean there ARE lightsabers and robots....

#monsterdon

ah, so we have a new thruple then? #monsterdon

STELLLLAAAAAAAAA
#monsterdon

speaking to the media, Count Zarth-Arn said, "yesterday we had a minor anomaly in a fuel tank and some equipment was slightly damaged, but we learned a lot and look forward to the next launch attempt" #monsterdon

STELLLAAAA!!!

#Monsterdon

It's impresive that they left the worst lines to be delivered at the last moment.
#monsterdon

okay is this Hoff 1 or Hoff 2?

#monsterdon #starcrash

Also, wasn't the star crash supposed to be some kind of four dimensional jump thingy? All they did was just slam one big ship into the other. That's it.

We've been had guys. This was not a star crash at all!!!

#Monsterdon

She looks like Chuckie the scary doll in that space suit.
#Monsterdon

Pyrotechnics. What a rip-off, we were entitled to a laser sword battle to the death #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is she... swimming in space?

Even explosive destruction takes forever

#Monsterdon

lol, "Simon, the God Emperor of Man"

Just doesn't work

#Monsterdon

so many tiny explosions!

#monsterdon

The emperor looks like he had just got better from an constipation
#monsterdon

I'm actually glad I've seen this before. I think we might set a #Monsterdon record for toots on this one.

WHEE OUT THE WINDOW

#monsterdon #starcrash

#Monsterdon The only good writing in the movie. I'm glad it went to Plummer.

Three words: The Seventies. Cocaine.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

#Monsterdon setting fire to mah greeblin

Would you believe we still have four minutes.

#monsterdon #starcrash

@blue ooo soclose! #Monsterdon

Was he seriously yelling "STELLAAAAAA"? #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Ok, Elle Yeehawing was funny
a little bit

#Monsterdon

@ramsey Elle makes me nervous. I think it's the helmet #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Okay, NOW we get a bubble helmet spandex spacesuit. Finally!

yeeeeeeee
haw
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱

what???

Oh my god, that dive out the window has left me curled up in the fetal position with painful laughter

#Monsterdon

simply incredible #monsterdon

He just said “yee-haw,” didn’t he?

#Monsterdon

@amyfou The job of a Commander in Chief is to yell at the enlisted troops to do what they were conscripted to do #monsterdon

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

pew pew pew

#Monsterdon

surfing down to the planet's surface, anyone?

#monsterdon #starcrash

Are those robo-space-laser crossbows??

#Monsterdon

"Come or you'll be destroyed!" If I had a nickel... #Monsterdon #Starcrash

The floating city? What is it?

It's a large habitat that levitates, but that's not important right now.
#monsterdon #airplane