Really, I expect better from John Barry in the way of score #monsterdon

ACAB includes Police Robot M

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Very futuristic trailer park eye makeup.

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Gotta love those seats!
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she had no lines

So we get full delivery of a Star Crash in Star Crash and the opening credits are not yet complete

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First thoughts:
1. Nice spaceship to open things up with other than the greeble. I think someone pried the parts for a 1:24 scale 1957 Chevy off the piping on the bottom of that thing.

2. Need to rework the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to be the Wreck of the Murray Leinster as a fanfilk

3. You know it's going to be a good genre film when the opening theme starts with some closed high-hats (the disco ones)

Is this our first Caroline Munro movie? We need more movies where she's surrounded by special effects stop motion monsters.
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I know this is a Star Wars ripoff, but the glowing orbs attacking everyone on the ship at once is more like a rejected Star Trek TOS plot.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

@mmezabet a barren desert of whiteness, like a Republican party intern group photo #monsterdon

This music is giving me TV show vibes

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Christopher Plummer presents - the low point of the stellar actor's career.

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Pesky energy creatures...?
Dark Star warned us about these.

Or were those weapons then?

Space mines?

"Scan it with our computer waves"

Oh no

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That special effect must have been expensive

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Plastic models - launch!

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Nat and Patrick in the house.

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Star lava lamps. #monsterdon

shots of the audience's future, no doubt. (^^);;; #monsterdon

"A barren desert of whiteness" So.. what Kansas? #Monsterdon #Starcrash

The barren wasteland of Whiteness just bombarded strangers with pain

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So it's Roger Corman does Star Wars.....
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We are GO for cheap knockoff model action #monsterdon

The spend a lot of time working doors on that ship #monsterdon

Science Fiction-y noises ✅
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that purple planet is the one purple data came from in purple lower decks

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a little disappointed that this door is a rectangle

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honestly, point for model shot opening and silly sets right away

Major Bradbury.

Of course.

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Low-energy, disinterested computer voice has nothing on Majel Barrett

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sound doesn't carry in space but big ships are required by law to transmit engine noises over radio frequency, like EVs #monsterdon

"A barren desert of whiteness...."

eyes camera

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#Monsterdon "major bradbury to communication bridge" that's a shout-out to ray :D

There is no parking in the red zone. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

MAJOR BRADBURY!

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That looks like premium plastic #Monsterdon

Would have hurt you to *paint* the damn models first!?

#monsterdon #starcrash

#Monsterdon I really dig those multi-colored stars in the background.

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ehksellent

That ship definitely doesn't look like a cheap plastic toy. Nope. Not at all.

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Roger Corman is how you know it's going to be fun.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Legit love the star fields in #starcrash

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Rolling on the #monsterdon flick…

#Monsterdon "Roger Corman presents" oh yeah this is gonna be good

#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

@paco

I guess I really wanted a star to be involved.

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someone please clip the robot saying he's turned on

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@combatwombat @nazokiyoubinbou Akton's microwave hands did that #monsterdon

@aburka That makes an appropriate amount of sense

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@nazokiyoubinbou @aburka She came back from being an icicle. But that might have been their tech. #monsterdon

this one's in italian? #monsterdon

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"so nice to be turned on again" OMG

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"it's so nice to be turned on again" #monsterdon

@moira mnah mnah

(different song I know but it just took me there)

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Am I seeing this right that they cut guys getting shot in the back but not the guy getting shot in the groin?

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can't believe they cut some of these splodey splodes #monsterdon

@aburka

Noooooooo.

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@aburka I give it 50/50 odds

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update: no #monsterdon

okay are they about to make sunset on a spaceship make sense #monsterdon

@aburka Did she ever do anything magicky?

I mean besides changing outfits every scene.

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@aburka there were magicians!?!?!?!? #monsterdon

I regret this question SO much.

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STELLA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGICIAN THE WHOLE TIME TOO??? #monsterdon

you were searching for ME? the heir to the throne? why? #monsterdon

@lytta

Weak. This movie was better tha… nah. It wasn’t. 😉

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@paco @lytta @davesdogmaggie 👍

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@nazokiyoubinbou @davesdogmaggie oh okay so ALL OF THE CRASHES INCLUDING THE STARCRASH are offscreen.

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When @diazona says "everything exploded" he means careers, hopes, dreams, future prospects of work. All of it.
@lytta @davesdogmaggie

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@davesdogmaggie How could you have known though 😛

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I DONT CARE, DO U? --Stella #monsterdon

@diazona Oh. Well, that wasn’t really worth asking. Thank god posts are free. :)

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Good to know they didn't delete any instances of math working properly

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I swear the ships actually look like they're turning in the deleted scenes

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someone misread "sector" as "specter" and just wrote that into the script #monsterdon

@diazona @davesdogmaggie truly i must have been barely looking at the screen by that point because the battle had been so much nothing....

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@davesdogmaggie It's the opening scene: where did that ship crash? The one that ran into the red blood cells in space. Hoff was the only survivor of the crash. #monsterdon

@lytta @davesdogmaggie Yeah they crashed a floating city into a hand-shaped space ship and everything exploded for like two solid minutes

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@diazona @davesdogmaggie oh dang did i miss an actual crash?

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@davesdogmaggie I think the titular crash was the one at the end with the floating city... if that's what you meant?

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@davesdogmaggie so there are apparently multiple off-screen crashes... and then the superweapon/technique they use to win at the end is called Starcrash i think?

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yeah dude, things that are left on the beach usually get buried in about 2 minutes, it's kinda what tides do #monsterdon

I don't know why it didn't strike me before I see it again in the deleted scenes part, but...

So they're searching for the enemy base in these locations people have been searching for for probably decades if not hundreds of years (no clue on time scale here) but then these people just do it in hours?

Like they just... know where to go to find these places all kinds of people have been searching for forever?

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Legit question.👆

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@strangefour ooooh looks good indeed! Enjoy!

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Dare I say it, parts of the movie almost seem to make some sense with these deleted scenes

Almost

#Monsterdon #StarCrashDeletedScenes

@ricci You run up to the enemy and make a big show of having it slip from your grasp so they grab it. Your work is done for you #monsterdon

Did I miss the crash part?

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@moira 'Sprobably why people keep crashing into the stars. #Monsterdon

@arisummerland Peak Dunning-Kruger here #monsterdon

... Though I actually think I'm saturated on movies for the evening.

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they feared the audience might laugh at the film #monsterdon

That flick was so lackluster my Bluetooth drivers quit at the very end #monsterdon

@paco @Terencio wait i missed the horses

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oh NOW the picture will be of lesser quality? #monsterdon

wait was Starcrash originally a French movie

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@gnomon Nah, just spitballing - it's a dumb idea #monsterdon

💭 devil girl + stella star

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@aburka it's "dub affect"

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