#Monsterdon well that is certainly a maximum security facility they got there.

who are these people?
what is happening?

do I even care?
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Why does the menacing looking robot dude sound like he's from Oklahoma? #Monsterdon

Between Akton's hair and Stella's intense glam, how much time did these two have to spend in makeup before they actually get to smuggling?

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Rifle-ray? I thought it was a bayonet-cake decorator #monsterdon

I applaud all the uses of hot pink in this movie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the subtitles frequently say "(spaceship warbling)" and that makes me happy

TH E FUCKING southern drawl cop robot made me choke and i still have not recovered, what the FUCK was that #monsterdon

Those are some great control panels.

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#Monsterdon I've been drinking that THC float & hitting the vape pen & I'm still too sober for this movie.

Does she ever find clothes again in this movie?
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lol, is the Space Cop bent?

*gasp*

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Lmao they sent her to forced prison labor in a bikini with makeup and loose hair while everyone else is in full length ragged clothes, ok movie

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How much of Carolime Munro are we going to see in her various outfits? She's dressed as Vampirella now. Thank you 70s.
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Why is she dressed like that?

Well they did send her to a penile colony.
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WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

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We should escape from jail (immediately escapes from jail)
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"just get in my spaceship and don't ask questions!"

They don't design starship interiors like this anymore

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So much Pew Pew in this movie you'll be puking rainbows. #monsterdon

Taste their burning energy whips? Kinky. What's the rating on this movie?? #monsterdon

That's a very Barbarella gun she's got there.
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Kinda unfair to make her work in the leather... um... trikini...? No one else is

Does her swimsuit have a collar?!

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Ouch - kudos for the actress running through tall grasses in a slinky outfit. Someone check her for ticks after that!

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Move! Move down those stairs! That's right, one leg in front of the other! You, touch your face! ADR!!

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I can't figure out why this movie was picked, the acting, dubbing and sets all seem perfectly cromulent to me.

/s

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@RamenCatholic That tracks

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sorry random french lady, ya didn't make it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how in bad movies, long-term slave laborers already know how to escape, they just haven't decided to do it until a hero shows up.

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but whi the high collar on the slave-kini?

#Monsterdon The radiation already ate her clothes.

Is stella star's plan just to get everyone else killed then run away?

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Was that a head with short tentacles? Where is the body? Biology isn't making sense here...

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"...the radiation will burn my skin off!"
"Clothes might help with that."

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Help me out...is that guy in the jar Kodos or Kang?

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over feet in the furnance? what?

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Ooohh and creepy claymation robots too 🤖 🤖

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if only the radium was shaped into something that could roll down a tube instead of being carried by slaves #monsterdon

Stella's work outfit can NOT be OSHA compiant. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

sentenced to labor in a Michael Bay music video

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Satisfying Prison guard beating and explosion

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"Stella Star" wow don't spend too much time naming characters you won't have time to make a movie

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@nazokiyoubinbou No. Nobody can tell you what the heck is going on. It's physically impossible.

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Oh our task is to not fail? Seems vague. #monsterdon

Some of the creature effects so far look real stop-motiony, no?

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Temu Ming the Merciless, and Temu Invaders from Mars leader.

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Supposed to be Nocturn II but they couldn't afford the reshoot

seriously watch his eyes he's reading off paper below and to his right

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The robots speak in impact printer sounds #monsterdon

Bikinis in space!
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"Central Operating System of Imperial Justice"

so, Windows NT?

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#Monsterdon OZ!

Okay - apparently it's not just me that the judge in the bubble looks a lot like a certain orange fascist.

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One damned survivor and several undammned survivors. #monsterdon

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this villain has silly hair

40 QUATLOOS ON THE NEWCOMERS

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Did they steal that alien from Invaders From Mars?

I don't see any lawyers....

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Eeeeey, Judge Tentacle Butthead! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon IT'S SPY VS SPY!

STOP MOTION ROBOTS! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "is it OK if we fail you at the complex tasks?"

#Monsterdon its Dollar Tree Darth!

#monsterdon I love arrow helmet man..

@cd0 #monsterdon
Nah. They haven't made him fill out paperwork yet.

"Damn?" Let's not curse in space, fellas

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The score is surprisingly good. Kudos to John Barry.

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"his brain seems to be thoroughly damaged" was delivered in such a beautiful way....

ooooo, stop motion golems!

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Is hair dude supposed to be a robot?

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those "fighter ships" looks like they have the maneuverability of a winnebago

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Your silver pants are leaving nothing to the imagination, sir

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I like Fetish Futures....

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#monsterdon red hot potatoes

Red hot potatoes!

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did they not have enough money to pay this guy for his lines??? why are we summarizing what he said when he's right there and conscious enough to speak??? #monsterdon

"Red monsters"? I thought we moved past that degree of racism by 1978...

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Hair, make-up, and space settings took up a lot of this film’s budget I’d say.
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How did she get outside so fast??? #monsterdon

"Slutty friction trails"

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<looks at a ship, in space> "It's a spaceship!!!" #monsterdon

What the fuck is up with that helmet? It's like the helmet was designed for boobs by someone who doesn't know how women's anatomy works.

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Why is she petting his head?
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#Monsterdon Was this written by eight year olds?

Premium PVC ship #monsterdon

i think this would have been improved if they made the girl be the robot instead. just judging from her acting versus curly robot guy's

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#monsterdon quoting a grim probability to too many decimal places worked better when Spock did it.

"Even as you speak its been taken care of"

10/10 no notes.

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The stars in this universe's outer space are dollar store holiday lights though which is GREAT #Monsterdon

that's no moon #monsterdon

"No, it's a model!"

"No, it's a cookie!"

"No, it's

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Why is the neutron star so big and green?

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Oooh, a 10% chance of 'makin' it' wokka wokka

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Is Margoe just 'Mr Exposition' or something?

Is he a secret robot?

This movie moves fast....

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"Oh no a neutron star!"

Camera pans to empty space

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I feel like a star is actually easy to avoid IMHO
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Hyperspace looks suspiciously like an explosion in this movie

Gotta get the most out of that one visual effect you could afford

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I wonder where he got that suntan from

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Paul informs me in an interview Christopher Plummer said he did this movie cause it gave him a free Roman vacation, and he'd have done porn for that.

😂😂😂

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Marjoe!! Co-starring Marjoe's weird nasal voice and luxuriant curls; together for the always-eth time

I already have no idea what's going on. And I've seen this movie. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Great chairs :D #Monsterdon

I could go for some hyperspace right about now. Mmm. #Monsterdon