"his brain seems to be thoroughly damaged" was delivered in such a beautiful way....

ooooo, stop motion golems!

#Monsterdon

those "fighter ships" looks like they have the maneuverability of a winnebago

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Your silver pants are leaving nothing to the imagination, sir

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I like Fetish Futures....

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Red hot potatoes!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

did they not have enough money to pay this guy for his lines??? why are we summarizing what he said when he's right there and conscious enough to speak??? #monsterdon

"Red monsters"? I thought we moved past that degree of racism by 1978...

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

Hair, make-up, and space settings took up a lot of this film’s budget I’d say.
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How did she get outside so fast??? #monsterdon

"Slutty friction trails"

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What the fuck is up with that helmet? It's like the helmet was designed for boobs by someone who doesn't know how women's anatomy works.

#Monsterdon

<looks at a ship, in space> "It's a spaceship!!!" #monsterdon

Why is she petting his head?
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#Monsterdon Was this written by eight year olds?

Premium PVC ship #monsterdon

i think this would have been improved if they made the girl be the robot instead. just judging from her acting versus curly robot guy's

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"Even as you speak its been taken care of"

10/10 no notes.

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The stars in this universe's outer space are dollar store holiday lights though which is GREAT #Monsterdon

that's no moon #monsterdon

"No, it's a model!"

"No, it's a cookie!"

"No, it's

#monsterdon #starcrash

Why is the neutron star so big and green?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Oooh, a 10% chance of 'makin' it' wokka wokka

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Is Margoe just 'Mr Exposition' or something?

Is he a secret robot?

This movie moves fast....

#Monsterdon

"Oh no a neutron star!"

Camera pans to empty space

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I feel like a star is actually easy to avoid IMHO
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Hyperspace looks suspiciously like an explosion in this movie

Gotta get the most out of that one visual effect you could afford

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I wonder where he got that suntan from

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Paul informs me in an interview Christopher Plummer said he did this movie cause it gave him a free Roman vacation, and he'd have done porn for that.

😂😂😂

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Marjoe!! Co-starring Marjoe's weird nasal voice and luxuriant curls; together for the always-eth time

I already have no idea what's going on. And I've seen this movie. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Great chairs :D #Monsterdon

I could go for some hyperspace right about now. Mmm. #Monsterdon

Really, I expect better from John Barry in the way of score #monsterdon

ACAB includes Police Robot M

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Very futuristic trailer park eye makeup.

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she had no lines

So we get full delivery of a Star Crash in Star Crash and the opening credits are not yet complete

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First thoughts:
1. Nice spaceship to open things up with other than the greeble. I think someone pried the parts for a 1:24 scale 1957 Chevy off the piping on the bottom of that thing.

2. Need to rework the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to be the Wreck of the Murray Leinster as a fanfilk

3. You know it's going to be a good genre film when the opening theme starts with some closed high-hats (the disco ones)

I know this is a Star Wars ripoff, but the glowing orbs attacking everyone on the ship at once is more like a rejected Star Trek TOS plot.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

Is this our first Caroline Munro movie? We need more movies where she's surrounded by special effects stop motion monsters.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

@mmezabet a barren desert of whiteness, like a Republican party intern group photo #monsterdon

This music is giving me TV show vibes

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Christopher Plummer presents - the low point of the stellar actor's career.

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Pesky energy creatures...?
Dark Star warned us about these.

Or were those weapons then?

Space mines?

"Scan it with our computer waves"

Oh no

#Monsterdon

That special effect must have been expensive

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Plastic models - launch!

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Nat and Patrick in the house.

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Star lava lamps. #monsterdon

shots of the audience's future, no doubt. (^^);;; #monsterdon

The barren wasteland of Whiteness just bombarded strangers with pain

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So it's Roger Corman does Star Wars.....
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We are GO for cheap knockoff model action #monsterdon

The spend a lot of time working doors on that ship #monsterdon

Science Fiction-y noises ✅
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that purple planet is the one purple data came from in purple lower decks

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a little disappointed that this door is a rectangle

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honestly, point for model shot opening and silly sets right away

Major Bradbury.

Of course.

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Low-energy, disinterested computer voice has nothing on Majel Barrett

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sound doesn't carry in space but big ships are required by law to transmit engine noises over radio frequency, like EVs #monsterdon

"A barren desert of whiteness...."

eyes camera

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#Monsterdon "major bradbury to communication bridge" that's a shout-out to ray :D

There is no parking in the red zone. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

That looks like premium plastic #Monsterdon

Would have hurt you to *paint* the damn models first!?

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#Monsterdon I really dig those multi-colored stars in the background.

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ehksellent

That ship definitely doesn't look like a cheap plastic toy. Nope. Not at all.

#Monsterdon

Roger Corman is how you know it's going to be fun.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Legit love the star fields in #starcrash

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Rolling on the #monsterdon flick…

#Monsterdon "Roger Corman presents" oh yeah this is gonna be good

#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

@paco

I guess I really wanted a star to be involved.

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@jonny @patioboater well it WAS airtight until they shot the trojan missiles through the windows #monsterdon

someone please clip the robot saying he's turned on

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@combatwombat @nazokiyoubinbou Akton's microwave hands did that #monsterdon

@aburka That makes an appropriate amount of sense

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@nazokiyoubinbou @aburka She came back from being an icicle. But that might have been their tech. #monsterdon

this one's in italian? #monsterdon

"so nice to be turned on again" OMG

#Monsterdon #StarCrashDeletedScenes

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"it's so nice to be turned on again" #monsterdon

@moira mnah mnah

(different song I know but it just took me there)

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Am I seeing this right that they cut guys getting shot in the back but not the guy getting shot in the groin?

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can't believe they cut some of these splodey splodes #monsterdon

@aburka

Noooooooo.

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@aburka I give it 50/50 odds

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update: no #monsterdon

okay are they about to make sunset on a spaceship make sense #monsterdon

@aburka Did she ever do anything magicky?

I mean besides changing outfits every scene.

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@aburka there were magicians!?!?!?!? #monsterdon

I regret this question SO much.

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STELLA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGICIAN THE WHOLE TIME TOO??? #monsterdon

you were searching for ME? the heir to the throne? why? #monsterdon

@jonny Now I must hear his original voice and lines!!!

#Monsterdon

@lytta

Weak. This movie was better tha… nah. It wasn’t. 😉

#Monsterdon

@paco @lytta @davesdogmaggie 👍

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@nazokiyoubinbou @davesdogmaggie oh okay so ALL OF THE CRASHES INCLUDING THE STARCRASH are offscreen.

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