Who would win - giant robot with nipples or the goblin robot from Labyrinth?
Harryhausen was too expensive? #Monsterdon
the soundtrack has wandered off and is scoring the intensity of a completely different movie #monsterdon
This movie is pre “fix it in post”.
#Monsterdon "all right, we've won. we did it." ok can we stop the movie now ?
This is like Jason and the Argonauts in space #monsterdon
I THOT YOU WAS THE ROBUT
Space is very noisy.
Oooh, almost in Bond territory in the score right now.
Well, it's *consistently* bad...
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This movie is worth it just for this stop action giant robot.
Welcome to Amazon Air. We'll have a lovely flight among the Jewel colored stars.
power's up to full battle speed?
Coming into Monsterdon late and I see we've already got stop-motion giant robot lady so things are going well
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giant robot fell just like barbies fall
@nev Bill Harryhausen
She just had a simple dream. A dream of killing all the humans. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
@ottaross But compared to some of the other movies we've seen recently the eye makeup is on point and therefore worth the budget.
@nev
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So, Godzilla Final Wars had 25 frenzied rabid plots. Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein, had no plots, and nearly no monster.
And StarCrash has like a quarter of a plot and 25 mid monsters which all get defeated in the self-same scene.
Lol not exactly Harryhausen stop motion eh
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why giant robot walk like that?
(I( had to step away for a bit.
VERY cool giant metal well defined female robot.
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#monsterdon I was here the WHOLE TIME
those were 3 shots but nevermind
mecha-tiddies
What purpose do boobs serve on a giant robot? #Monsterdon
i just realized that absolutely all of the masked robot's lines might be dubbed in
I want a gif of that Amazon queen activating the giant robot....
@strangefour #monsterdon ikr she's got an interesting life story
@strangefour Yeah <3 #Monsterdon
the mime probe? why would you want to probe a mime?
This is another one of those "director's barely disguised fetish" films...
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#Monsterdon I'm a few minutes behind because of that cunt business.
Worth it, though.
Yeah I'm here for Hot Space Xena
It’s a whole troop of Breck girls… amazing!
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Let me go! I must leave this movie!
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#monsterdon I miss elle the robot already
Oh wow, actually filming outside instead of on a set! #Monsterdon
Let’s talk about how bad the editing is.
We see here the women of this film singlehandedly keeping the film's budget in the black, on fabric savings alone. #Monsterdon
venusian judo? here?
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Horsies in costumes!
@arisummerland ON HORSEBACK! #monsterdon
Oh, those poor horses.
Is Charleton Heston in this scene?
OMG They blew it up?
No one expects the Horseback Amazon Inquisition!
Is there a rotted Statue of Liberty down the beach?
Stella was in jail for all of 12 hours before she resisted the guards and triggered a firefight that got all her fellow prisoners killed, while she escaped. Wow! 🤦♂️
"The nuclear exhaust ports have been gutted by fire"
You don't say, something exhausting nuclear something or another looks like it was on fire?
the evil count von count's domain OF INTEGERS
Probably Gay hero with a perm clad in red leather
Sufficiently nude heroine
You can almost ignore everything else
In space, no one can hear your out-of-place Southern twang
#Monsterdon that robot looks like the Enclave tried to design a Protectron-Assaultron hybrid. Poorly.
Look what I can do with an oscilloscope! #Monsterdon
I usually like movie robots but this one needs to shut up
hey she's wearing a bikini because they're at the BEACH
#monsterdon Her costume got skimpier!
She used to have bands across her midsection!
Did she take them off some of it mid-flight?
@CactuarJoe Among a certain group of my friends "pants" is a euphemism for booze, and I am enjoying the double meaning
UuuuGH, not the haunted stars. I can only get service there if I buy an eSIM. #monsterdon
Is there AIR out there? Do you KNOW?!
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The director clearly outlawed any sort of reduced speech
lol, is the guy in green the director's friend or somebody?
It’s an unknown planet, but we know the name of it.
"The heart of the haunted stars, an unknown planet named Uranus"
If that's not a space pickup line I don't know what is
The “unknown planet” has a name?!
I mean, if Christopher Plummer looked deeply into my eyes and started declaiming, I would do anything he asked me to do #Monsterdon
@floatybirb Is the Evil Count the only son of Emperor Christopher Plummer, or was Emperor Christopher Plummer's only son some other character in the back story of #StarCrash? #Monsterdon
but why did you call it the heart of the haunted stars tho #monsterdon
#monsterdon It would be neat if the magic trick he was doing had anything to do with what he was saying.
We have about two characters' worth of emotion and delivery in this movie, and it is not evenly distributed.
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
@nazokiyoubinbou I mean, we have not yet established that this movie follows the rules of logic
#monsterdon Is this guy the same guy from the Greatest American Hero or did they just find the same Orphan Annie wig in the wardrobe dept?
i love that plummer wouldn't even have to be in the same room as any other actor to shoot this holograph scene #monsterdon
Why are they listening to the Emperor here? He's lying. I can see right through him.
"Well, my work is finished here, my planet needs me."
Akton is giving Thriller in that outfit
The emperor: ACTING!
Yeah, this good/evil is more like an E E Smith story than George Lucas
The Totally Not Another Death Star (TM)
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NOT THE HAUNTED STARS!
the green dude looks like the bouncer from Jerry Springer. #monsterdon
You know I never have to think about low-latency mastodon clients when I'm not participating in #monsterdon. Is there a terminal-based client I should be using?
Can I root for the league of the dark worlds?
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"hi my name is Star Star and i wear star-shaped earrings"
blink three times if you're being forced to be in this movie, christopher
#monsterdon They're SO PROUD of these space-ship models.
But after Star Wars and 2001 they're kind of just ok.
Does anyone know the names of the characters in this film? I’ve forgotten at 20 minutes in.
Yay - Christopher Plummer makes his entrance. The pic takes a turn for the dramatic now.
C'mon Chris, keep it together. No corpsing, you're a professional. #Monsterdon
Chris like, no no, don't get up. #Monsterdon
I didn't expect to see whoever the hell you are either. #monsterdon Oh your sentence has been "cancelled", yes that's the most sensible word choice there.