The lava lamp attack will be explained, right?

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Both her hair AND her outfit keep changing!
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mmmm imperial strawberry jelly blast
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@jonny Ok, so, uhm... Like... These people are, uh, trying to stop the evil Count who is a count of... something... And, uh, he's trying to kill them and... There was a giant robot and amazons for some reason. Oh, and a green guy was a spy.

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"You would've tried to change the future. Which is against the law."

Fuckin magic space cyborg Marjoe Gortners, always naive enough to believe the law will save them

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Oh no someone put a magnet on Bender!

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Uh oh. They pissed off the lava lamp again. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

"my circuits are failing"
we would be so lucky.
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I like the 'wacka-wacka-wacka' sound that the rockets make as they fly past us

Those are definitely stars and NOT Christmas lights for YOUR information.

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there's never been a more cop statement than 'it's illegal to change the future'

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against the law of what

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Changing the future is .. against the law?

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The reactor fits in the palm of your hand

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@Violinknitter He has the Perm of Invincibility!

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changing the future is.... against the law??? isn't he a smuggler????

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Wait, now hair dude can see the future?

But he didn't see himself nearly getting murderized?

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"The ship is not working simply because I am a smug asshole"
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Stella's looks defrosted, they should flip her over and do the other side #monsterdon

How is Curly immune to red lasers? I’m so confused #Monsterdon

@Lazarou oho sorta an acton figure!? --dad #Monsterdon

Back to the prison outfit
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It's not even ice, it's just white paint, you can see the drips, wow.

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“I am not programmed for this malfunction.” This line will be useful in my daily life. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm tired of hearing about Acton's "Powers".

Is this stuff anybody can do?

Is he an alien? A wizard?

Are there a lot of people like him? He's just a rando smuggler, right?

@EricKHoward All atomic activity would completely stop. About a thousand times over.

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Is Akton basically a god now?

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12 month hrt timeline

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good news she will live with only extensive frost bite on 100% of her body

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"these deadly rays will be your death"

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Fifteen more minutes have passed, and I still feel nothing for any of these characters.

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he's reheating her using the pride rays #monsterdon

@jivens I would prefer snowshoes to high heel boots for tromping around in the snow, though, if someone were giving me a winter wardrobe. #Monsterdon #StarCrash

@EricKHoward I don't think meanings of things exist in this movie

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they covered her in popcorn ceiling

she'll be fine except they'll get cancer after they scrape her off

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A lot of these actors look like they're on the verge of a giggle fit. #Monsterdon

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Deflocking ray.

Stella and robot are in love? What the actual space fuck is going on?

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Okay, showing how guns work before temu-jedi Acton stopping them is actual good plotting.

But shouldn't Thor have been blown up or vaporized?

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Ah yes. The old "reflecting your energy back on you" trick

Where's David Hasselhoff in this flick? We could use an additional dose of cheeze.

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Kind of liked the snow piling up dissolve effect. Should be in a better movie.

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"These deadly rays will be your death"

Assuming the deadly rays are the ones coming out of my TV screen...

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Space count Dracula has a very old cartoon dub sounding voice.
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This... this is not how survival works...

At least Star Wars had that scene with the tuantuan

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OH NO HE *IS* RUBBER and he *is* glue

He's a Jedi!

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I'll fix you, dagnabbit!

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#monsterdon "These deadly rays will be your death"

Amazing.

I shall defeat you with the power of the EYE SPARKLES

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they just don’t let you film fight scenes like this anymore #monsterdon

He's like one of those mutants from Godzilla Final War. #monsterdon

"I got you in a headlock. You can't get out."

"Oh yeah, well... I use my magic eye beams to... uh, shove you back!"

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EYE LASERS

A few more radians? Like along an arc of the planet's surface? That's an incredibly long distance. #monsterdon

Where are the Batman effects? This scene needs some big ZOINKs and KAPOWs.

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#Monsterdon "this time i'll make sure you're dead!" you... you didn't do that the first time? you're new at this evil betrayal thing aren't you

Akton is able to use the force?
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These fight scene faces are LEGENDARY :< #Monsterdon

Give the wardrobe departament my kudos
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I don't tolerate malfunctions or efficiency in my realm!

Okay, but I do like it when robots are lawful and compassionate.

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Loving this battle, it's majestic, look at Margoe's face in rage!

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oh, bummer, he's alive. #monsterdon

#monsterdon They teach you this in survival training.

Just lay down and sleep in the snow. No need for shelter.

If I had to rely on that robot to survive I think I'd just give up.

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" ... and I'll lay down on top of you..."

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"We'll freeze to death!"

"Maybe not. Crawl inside me for warmth."

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#Monsterdon I wonder what's happening on Lesbian Prison Planet?

“Lie down in the snow face up.”

WTF?

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Jimbo Robot always sounds so pleased to pronounce no survivors.

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Did they also just measure distance in radians?

To be fair, that's true to Star Wars as well

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I love how even the hair of the count sucks
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open the pod bay doors, thor #monsterdon

The malfunction is a mutiny!

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The malfunction is you are a jerkbutt and we don't like you.

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i am not programmed to respond in this area

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galactic worlds beyond the imagination! with... really fast clouds!

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Why is the ship's computer a prop for a giant brain?

And why does Acton(?) have temu-jedi powers?

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imdb trivia - "Judd Hamilton, who is the actor in the Elle robot suit, was married to Caroline Munro at the time. While he did not do the voice of the robot, he was a popular studio musician and member of "The T-Bones" who had a few hits."

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Almost half-way through the movie, and we’re just now learning there’s a ship computer that looks like a brain.

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I would be very worried if the planet's clouds were moving that fast....

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"What's the matter with you, Akton?"
"I'm just Akton my age!"

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Another ad break. Thankfully not that double-dipper mattress commercial again. #tubi #monsterdon

@cd0 "Would you like a roll in zee hay?!..." #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

THOR BETRAYAL!

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Oh, oh. 3rd launch as in those 3 ships launched from before the credits

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I wonder what the Amazons are up to right now.
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#Monsterdon At least the girl has gloves now.

They could have dubbed the robot with any voice. ANY VOICE.

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The level of "what accent was I trying to do again" is almost nauseating. #monsterdon

shut the fuck up, robot

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we must be extremely careful when the temperature drops thousands of degrees

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Red fogs don't sound very breathable

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Is she going to put on more clothing or nah?
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the human genders in starcrash:

1. gladiator-themed porn
2. half-labradoodle

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She’s wearing her snowkini.

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Is she going to a frozen planet in that outfit?
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