Is there a rotted Statue of Liberty down the beach?

#Monsterdon

Stella was in jail for all of 12 hours before she resisted the guards and triggered a firefight that got all her fellow prisoners killed, while she escaped. Wow! 🤦‍♂️

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

the evil count von count's domain OF INTEGERS

#monsterdon #starcrash

Probably Gay hero with a perm clad in red leather

Sufficiently nude heroine

You can almost ignore everything else

#monsterdon

In space, no one can hear your out-of-place Southern twang

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

#Monsterdon that robot looks like the Enclave tried to design a Protectron-Assaultron hybrid. Poorly.

Look what I can do with an oscilloscope! #Monsterdon

"Roger, out."

Me: "Roger Corman out, even."

is ejected from shuttle

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#monsterdon Her costume got skimpier!
She used to have bands across her midsection!

Did she take them off some of it mid-flight?

@CactuarJoe Among a certain group of my friends "pants" is a euphemism for booze, and I am enjoying the double meaning

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UuuuGH, not the haunted stars. I can only get service there if I buy an eSIM. #monsterdon

Is there AIR out there? Do you KNOW?!

#monsterdon #starcrash

#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱

The director clearly outlawed any sort of reduced speech

"You must sail through the haunted stars"

What?

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lol, is the guy in green the director's friend or somebody?

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An unknown planet.

And then he names it.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

It’s an unknown planet, but we know the name of it.

#Monsterdon

"The heart of the haunted stars, an unknown planet named Uranus"

If that's not a space pickup line I don't know what is

#Monsterdon

An unknown planet named...

I'm gonna stop you right there.

#monsterdon

The “unknown planet” has a name?!

#Monsterdon

I mean, if Christopher Plummer looked deeply into my eyes and started declaiming, I would do anything he asked me to do #Monsterdon

@floatybirb Is the Evil Count the only son of Emperor Christopher Plummer, or was Emperor Christopher Plummer's only son some other character in the back story of #StarCrash? #Monsterdon

but why did you call it the heart of the haunted stars tho #monsterdon

#monsterdon It would be neat if the magic trick he was doing had anything to do with what he was saying.

@nazokiyoubinbou I mean, we have not yet established that this movie follows the rules of logic

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#monsterdon Is this guy the same guy from the Greatest American Hero or did they just find the same Orphan Annie wig in the wardrobe dept?

i love that plummer wouldn't even have to be in the same room as any other actor to shoot this holograph scene #monsterdon

Why are they listening to the Emperor here? He's lying. I can see right through him.

#Monsterdon

"Well, my work is finished here, my planet needs me."

#monsterdon #starcrash

Akton is giving Thriller in that outfit

#Monsterdon

The emperor: ACTING!

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Yeah, this good/evil is more like an E E Smith story than George Lucas

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

The Totally Not Another Death Star (TM)
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NOT THE HAUNTED STARS!

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the green dude looks like the bouncer from Jerry Springer. #monsterdon

Can I root for the league of the dark worlds?
#monsterdon

"hi my name is Star Star and i wear star-shaped earrings"

#monsterdon

blink three times if you're being forced to be in this movie, christopher

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#monsterdon They're SO PROUD of these space-ship models.

But after Star Wars and 2001 they're kind of just ok.

Does anyone know the names of the characters in this film? I’ve forgotten at 20 minutes in.

#Monsterdon

Yay - Christopher Plummer makes his entrance. The pic takes a turn for the dramatic now.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon well that is certainly a maximum security facility they got there.

who are these people?
what is happening?

do I even care?
🥴
#monsterdon

Why does the menacing looking robot dude sound like he's from Oklahoma? #Monsterdon

Between Akton's hair and Stella's intense glam, how much time did these two have to spend in makeup before they actually get to smuggling?

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Rifle-ray? I thought it was a bayonet-cake decorator #monsterdon

I applaud all the uses of hot pink in this movie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the subtitles frequently say "(spaceship warbling)" and that makes me happy

TH E FUCKING southern drawl cop robot made me choke and i still have not recovered, what the FUCK was that #monsterdon

Those are some great control panels.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon I've been drinking that THC float & hitting the vape pen & I'm still too sober for this movie.

lol, is the Space Cop bent?

*gasp*

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Does she ever find clothes again in this movie?
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Lmao they sent her to forced prison labor in a bikini with makeup and loose hair while everyone else is in full length ragged clothes, ok movie

#Monsterdon

How much of Carolime Munro are we going to see in her various outfits? She's dressed as Vampirella now. Thank you 70s.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Why is she dressed like that?

Well they did send her to a penile colony.
#monsterdon

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

WAIko

#monsterdon #starcrash

We should escape from jail (immediately escapes from jail)
#Monsterdon

"just get in my spaceship and don't ask questions!"

They don't design starship interiors like this anymore

#Monsterdon

So much Pew Pew in this movie you'll be puking rainbows. #monsterdon

That's a very Barbarella gun she's got there.
#monsterdon

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Kinda unfair to make her work in the leather... um... trikini...? No one else is

Does her swimsuit have a collar?!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

Ouch - kudos for the actress running through tall grasses in a slinky outfit. Someone check her for ticks after that!

#monsterdon

Move! Move down those stairs! That's right, one leg in front of the other! You, touch your face! ADR!!

#Monsterdon

I can't figure out why this movie was picked, the acting, dubbing and sets all seem perfectly cromulent to me.

/s

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic That tracks

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sorry random french lady, ya didn't make it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how in bad movies, long-term slave laborers already know how to escape, they just haven't decided to do it until a hero shows up.

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but whi the high collar on the slave-kini?

Is stella star's plan just to get everyone else killed then run away?

#Monsterdon

Was that a head with short tentacles? Where is the body? Biology isn't making sense here...

#Monsterdon

"...the radiation will burn my skin off!"
"Clothes might help with that."

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

over feet in the furnance? what?

#Monsterdon

Ooohh and creepy claymation robots too 🤖 🤖

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if only the radium was shaped into something that could roll down a tube instead of being carried by slaves #monsterdon

sentenced to labor in a Michael Bay music video

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Stella's work outfit can NOT be OSHA compiant. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

Satisfying Prison guard beating and explosion

#Monsterdon

"Stella Star" wow don't spend too much time naming characters you won't have time to make a movie

#Monsterdon

Oh our task is to not fail? Seems vague. #monsterdon

Some of the creature effects so far look real stop-motiony, no?

#Monsterdon

Temu Ming the Merciless, and Temu Invaders from Mars leader.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

The robots speak in impact printer sounds #monsterdon

Bikinis in space!
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

"Central Operating System of Imperial Justice"

so, Windows NT?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon OZ!

Okay - apparently it's not just me that the judge in the bubble looks a lot like a certain orange fascist.

#monsterdon

One damned survivor and several undammned survivors. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌟 💫 💥 🚀 🍮 😱

this villain has silly hair

40 QUATLOOS ON THE NEWCOMERS

#monsterdon #starcrash

Did they steal that alien from Invaders From Mars?

I don't see any lawyers....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon IT'S SPY VS SPY!

STOP MOTION ROBOTS! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "is it OK if we fail you at the complex tasks?"

#Monsterdon its Dollar Tree Darth!

#monsterdon I love arrow helmet man..

@cd0 #monsterdon
Nah. They haven't made him fill out paperwork yet.

"Damn?" Let's not curse in space, fellas

#Monsterdon

The score is surprisingly good. Kudos to John Barry.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash