Where's David Hasselhoff in this flick? We could use an additional dose of cheeze.
Kind of liked the snow piling up dissolve effect. Should be in a better movie.
"These deadly rays will be your death"
Assuming the deadly rays are the ones coming out of my TV screen...
Space count Dracula has a very old cartoon dub sounding voice.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
This... this is not how survival works...
At least Star Wars had that scene with the tuantuan
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OH NO HE *IS* RUBBER and he *is* glue
I'll fix you, dagnabbit!
He's a Jedi!
#monsterdon "These deadly rays will be your death"
Amazing.
I shall defeat you with the power of the EYE SPARKLES
they just don’t let you film fight scenes like this anymore #monsterdon
He's like one of those mutants from Godzilla Final War. #monsterdon
"I got you in a headlock. You can't get out."
"Oh yeah, well... I use my magic eye beams to... uh, shove you back!"
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EYE LASERS
A few more radians? Like along an arc of the planet's surface? That's an incredibly long distance. #monsterdon
Where are the Batman effects? This scene needs some big ZOINKs and KAPOWs.
#Monsterdon "this time i'll make sure you're dead!" you... you didn't do that the first time? you're new at this evil betrayal thing aren't you
Akton is able to use the force?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash
Give the wardrobe departament my kudos
#monsterdon
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I don't tolerate malfunctions or efficiency in my realm!
Okay, but I do like it when robots are lawful and compassionate.
Loving this battle, it's majestic, look at Margoe's face in rage!
oh, bummer, he's alive. #monsterdon
#monsterdon They teach you this in survival training.
Just lay down and sleep in the snow. No need for shelter.
If I had to rely on that robot to survive I think I'd just give up.
" ... and I'll lay down on top of you..."
#Monsterdon I wonder what's happening on Lesbian Prison Planet?
Jimbo Robot always sounds so pleased to pronounce no survivors.
Did they also just measure distance in radians?
To be fair, that's true to Star Wars as well
I love how even the hair of the count sucks
#monsterdon
The malfunction is a mutiny!
The malfunction is you are a jerkbutt and we don't like you.
i am not programmed to respond in this area
galactic worlds beyond the imagination! with... really fast clouds!
Why is the ship's computer a prop for a giant brain?
And why does Acton(?) have temu-jedi powers?
imdb trivia - "Judd Hamilton, who is the actor in the Elle robot suit, was married to Caroline Munro at the time. While he did not do the voice of the robot, he was a popular studio musician and member of "The T-Bones" who had a few hits."
Almost half-way through the movie, and we’re just now learning there’s a ship computer that looks like a brain.
I would be very worried if the planet's clouds were moving that fast....
"What's the matter with you, Akton?"
"I'm just Akton my age!"
#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978
@cd0 "Would you like a roll in zee hay?!..." #wrongMovie #Monsterdon
THOR BETRAYAL!
Oh, oh. 3rd launch as in those 3 ships launched from before the credits
I wonder what the Amazons are up to right now.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979
#Monsterdon At least the girl has gloves now.
They could have dubbed the robot with any voice. ANY VOICE.
The level of "what accent was I trying to do again" is almost nauseating. #monsterdon
shut the fuck up, robot
we must be extremely careful when the temperature drops thousands of degrees
Red fogs don't sound very breathable
Is she going to put on more clothing or nah?
#monsterdon
She’s wearing her snowkini.
Is she going to a frozen planet in that outfit?
#monsterdon
Who would win - giant robot with nipples or the goblin robot from Labyrinth?
the soundtrack has wandered off and is scoring the intensity of a completely different movie #monsterdon
This movie is pre “fix it in post”.
#Monsterdon "all right, we've won. we did it." ok can we stop the movie now ?
This is like Jason and the Argonauts in space #monsterdon
I THOT YOU WAS THE ROBUT
Space is very noisy.
Oooh, almost in Bond territory in the score right now.
Well, it's *consistently* bad...
power's up to full battle speed?
Coming into Monsterdon late and I see we've already got stop-motion giant robot lady so things are going well
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giant robot fell just like barbies fall
@nev Bill Harryhausen
She just had a simple dream. A dream of killing all the humans. #Monsterdon #Starcrash
@ottaross But compared to some of the other movies we've seen recently the eye makeup is on point and therefore worth the budget.
@nev
#Monsterdon
So, Godzilla Final Wars had 25 frenzied rabid plots. Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein, had no plots, and nearly no monster.
And StarCrash has like a quarter of a plot and 25 mid monsters which all get defeated in the self-same scene.
Lol not exactly Harryhausen stop motion eh
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why giant robot walk like that?
(I( had to step away for a bit.
VERY cool giant metal well defined female robot.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon I was here the WHOLE TIME
those were 3 shots but nevermind
mecha-tiddies
i just realized that absolutely all of the masked robot's lines might be dubbed in
I want a gif of that Amazon queen activating the giant robot....
@strangefour Yeah <3 #Monsterdon
the mime probe? why would you want to probe a mime?
This is another one of those "director's barely disguised fetish" films...
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon I'm a few minutes behind because of that cunt business.
Worth it, though.
Yeah I'm here for Hot Space Xena
Let me go! I must leave this movie!
#monsterdon
It’s a whole troop of Breck girls… amazing!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon I miss elle the robot already
Oh wow, actually filming outside instead of on a set! #Monsterdon
Let’s talk about how bad the editing is.
We see here the women of this film singlehandedly keeping the film's budget in the black, on fabric savings alone. #Monsterdon
venusian judo? here?
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Horsies in costumes!
@arisummerland ON HORSEBACK! #monsterdon
Oh, those poor horses.
Is Charleton Heston in this scene?
OMG They blew it up?
No one expects the Horseback Amazon Inquisition!