Where's David Hasselhoff in this flick? We could use an additional dose of cheeze.

#monsterdon

Kind of liked the snow piling up dissolve effect. Should be in a better movie.

#Monsterdon

"These deadly rays will be your death"

Assuming the deadly rays are the ones coming out of my TV screen...

#Monsterdon

Space count Dracula has a very old cartoon dub sounding voice.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

This... this is not how survival works...

At least Star Wars had that scene with the tuantuan

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OH NO HE *IS* RUBBER and he *is* glue

I'll fix you, dagnabbit!

#Monsterdon

He's a Jedi!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "These deadly rays will be your death"

Amazing.

I shall defeat you with the power of the EYE SPARKLES

#Monsterdon

they just don’t let you film fight scenes like this anymore #monsterdon

He's like one of those mutants from Godzilla Final War. #monsterdon

"I got you in a headlock. You can't get out."

"Oh yeah, well... I use my magic eye beams to... uh, shove you back!"

#Monsterdon

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EYE LASERS

A few more radians? Like along an arc of the planet's surface? That's an incredibly long distance. #monsterdon

Where are the Batman effects? This scene needs some big ZOINKs and KAPOWs.

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

#Monsterdon "this time i'll make sure you're dead!" you... you didn't do that the first time? you're new at this evil betrayal thing aren't you

Akton is able to use the force?
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Give the wardrobe departament my kudos
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I don't tolerate malfunctions or efficiency in my realm!

Okay, but I do like it when robots are lawful and compassionate.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Loving this battle, it's majestic, look at Margoe's face in rage!

#Monsterdon

oh, bummer, he's alive. #monsterdon

#monsterdon They teach you this in survival training.

Just lay down and sleep in the snow. No need for shelter.

If I had to rely on that robot to survive I think I'd just give up.

#Monsterdon

" ... and I'll lay down on top of you..."

#Monsterdon

"We'll freeze to death!"

"Maybe not. Crawl inside me for warmth."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wonder what's happening on Lesbian Prison Planet?

Jimbo Robot always sounds so pleased to pronounce no survivors.

#Monsterdon

Did they also just measure distance in radians?

To be fair, that's true to Star Wars as well

#Monsterdon

I love how even the hair of the count sucks
#monsterdon

The malfunction is a mutiny!

#Monsterdon

The malfunction is you are a jerkbutt and we don't like you.

#monsterdon #starcrash

i am not programmed to respond in this area

#monsterdon #starcrash

galactic worlds beyond the imagination! with... really fast clouds!

#monsterdon

Why is the ship's computer a prop for a giant brain?

And why does Acton(?) have temu-jedi powers?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

imdb trivia - "Judd Hamilton, who is the actor in the Elle robot suit, was married to Caroline Munro at the time. While he did not do the voice of the robot, he was a popular studio musician and member of "The T-Bones" who had a few hits."

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Almost half-way through the movie, and we’re just now learning there’s a ship computer that looks like a brain.

#Monsterdon

I would be very worried if the planet's clouds were moving that fast....

#Monsterdon

"What's the matter with you, Akton?"
"I'm just Akton my age!"

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

@cd0 "Would you like a roll in zee hay?!..." #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

THOR BETRAYAL!

#Monsterdon

Oh, oh. 3rd launch as in those 3 ships launched from before the credits

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

I wonder what the Amazons are up to right now.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash1979

#Monsterdon At least the girl has gloves now.

They could have dubbed the robot with any voice. ANY VOICE.

#Monsterdon

The level of "what accent was I trying to do again" is almost nauseating. #monsterdon

shut the fuck up, robot

#Monsterdon

we must be extremely careful when the temperature drops thousands of degrees

#Monsterdon

Red fogs don't sound very breathable

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Is she going to put on more clothing or nah?
#monsterdon

She’s wearing her snowkini.

#Monsterdon

the human genders in starcrash:

1. gladiator-themed porn
2. half-labradoodle

#monsterdon

Is she going to a frozen planet in that outfit?
#monsterdon

Who would win - giant robot with nipples or the goblin robot from Labyrinth?

#monsterdon

the soundtrack has wandered off and is scoring the intensity of a completely different movie #monsterdon

This movie is pre “fix it in post”.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "all right, we've won. we did it." ok can we stop the movie now ?

This is like Jason and the Argonauts in space #monsterdon

I THOT YOU WAS THE ROBUT

#monsterdon #starcrash

@jonny @Taweret

#Monsterdon

Space is very noisy.

#monsterdon

Oooh, almost in Bond territory in the score right now.

#Monsterdon

Well, it's *consistently* bad...

#monsterdon

power's up to full battle speed?

#monsterdon #starcrash

Coming into Monsterdon late and I see we've already got stop-motion giant robot lady so things are going well

#monsterdon #starcrash

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giant robot fell just like barbies fall

@nev Bill Harryhausen

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She just had a simple dream. A dream of killing all the humans. #Monsterdon #Starcrash

@ottaross But compared to some of the other movies we've seen recently the eye makeup is on point and therefore worth the budget.
@nev
#Monsterdon

So, Godzilla Final Wars had 25 frenzied rabid plots. Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein, had no plots, and nearly no monster.

And StarCrash has like a quarter of a plot and 25 mid monsters which all get defeated in the self-same scene.

#monsterdon #starcrash

Lol not exactly Harryhausen stop motion eh

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why giant robot walk like that?

(I( had to step away for a bit.
VERY cool giant metal well defined female robot.
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#monsterdon I was here the WHOLE TIME

those were 3 shots but nevermind

#monsterdon

mecha-tiddies

#monsterdon

Nobody move or I'll blast your Queen, I mean it!

Does anyone want a peanut?

#Monsterdon

O. M. G.

The guardian is AMAZING!!!!

#Monsterdon

@redrummy yup

Well TBH sometimes it's worse

#Monsterdon

i just realized that absolutely all of the masked robot's lines might be dubbed in

#monsterdon

I want a gif of that Amazon queen activating the giant robot....

#Monsterdon

@strangefour Yeah <3 #Monsterdon

the mime probe? why would you want to probe a mime?

#monsterdon #starcrash

This is another one of those "director's barely disguised fetish" films...
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm a few minutes behind because of that cunt business.

Worth it, though.

Yeah I'm here for Hot Space Xena

#Monsterdon

Let me go! I must leave this movie!
#monsterdon

It’s a whole troop of Breck girls… amazing!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I miss elle the robot already

Oh wow, actually filming outside instead of on a set! #Monsterdon

Let’s talk about how bad the editing is.

#Monsterdon

We see here the women of this film singlehandedly keeping the film's budget in the black, on fabric savings alone. #Monsterdon

venusian judo? here?

#monsterdon #starcrash

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Horsies in costumes!

@arisummerland ON HORSEBACK! #monsterdon

Oh, those poor horses.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

temu horses of a different colour

supposted to be rgb but are just r

#monsterdon #starcrash

Is Charleton Heston in this scene?
OMG They blew it up?

#monsterdon

No one expects the Horseback Amazon Inquisition!

#Monsterdon #StarCrash