wait, when did she get a CAPE?!? #monsterdon

Yayy! Elle is back!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Kill them!"

Oh really? I thought I'd send them a nice floral arrangement, but whatever you say…

🙄

Use the Doom machine!
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

The Grand Chibop of Frenicken I forgot we had that thing!

#monsterdon

So, the emperor lost because the count was able to survive a boarding action (though with substantial losses).

Tiny universe.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon they said the name of the movie in the movie!

They're going to use . . . the Floating City . . . to do a . . . Star Crash, allowing them to surprise them from the . . . Fourth Dimension? This makes halting time look not to outlandish.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

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Not the floating city!

I swear it looks like someone’s just pitching those torpedoes through the window. #Monsterdon

"The DOOM machine" #Monsterdon #Starcrash

"Starcrash."

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao #monsterdon reckon its bc the director had problems telling him and Hasselhoff apart.

Only a true maniacal genius would name his ultimate weapon "the doom machine".

#monsterdon #starcrash

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#monsterdon #starcrash

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The villain's silver belt is comically high, thus emphasizing his little pot belly

emperor looking solemn to show how heavy it weighs on him to take lives... to have the kind of blood on his hands that it takes to maintain and expand an empire...

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"The Doom Machine"

Not the DOOM MACHINE!

#MONSTERDON

THE DOOM MACHINE!!?!! how did they know the name of my car? #monsterdon

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Chris Plummer just rolled his eyes

This is so bad, and its vibe kisses the edges of the Star Wars Holiday Special,
but clearly, holds its own class of stupid

#monsterdon

Faster pussycat! Kill Kill!

#monsterdon

Count! Beware, for we have the power of the ZOOM! You are doomed!

#Monsterdon

@gnomon Reminds me of the coffins in the Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein movie #monsterdon

#monsterdon Anyone keeping count? I lost track at like Wilhelm number 35 during that fight sequence.

@apLundell I really did search for a good GIF for this, but one doesn’t seem to exist. I’ll need to create one of Graham Chapman walking down the stairs and singing.

#Monsterdon

Some fucker just threw a fire extinguisher onto the set and they pretended it was a space ship model

#monsterdon #starcrash

I appreciate that the evil emperor is on the front lines trying to motivate his troops
#monsterdon

Those golden boarding-pod piercing missiles just smashing through plate glass and then being sprung open by two soldiers hunkered down in each one like over-boiled hot dogs are, admittedly, charming and hilarious.

(Sorry, I completely tuned out of where this sequences fits into the chronology of the movie like five minutes ago. It's still going on. Eventually, I have to assume, it will stop.)

#monsterdon

i think the space battle would be much more exciting if it made any sense

#monsterdon

"Kill them? But.... I thought this was just Lazer Tag!" #monsterdon

@Taweret I sense a remix that needs to happen

#Monsterdon

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so the main chars are watching this battle on a big tv?

the bad flashing started right as i was super interested in the hand ship that opens and closes so that was not great. turned my brightness down #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok Space Emperors are always benevolent it’s a Space Rule #Monsterdon

Space hand!

#monsterdon

you can tell Zarth is in charge because he walks around the battle yelling KILL #monsterdon

I swear ta god I saw a string above that spaceship. #monsterdon

“I must obey Destiny” is that the name of his domme?
#Monsterdon

These landing craft have an interesting design #monsterdon

FASTER, HOFFICAT!

KILL!

KILL!

#monsterdon #starcrash

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those flying tubes are ...

also anatomical

You bitch about whooshing spaceships, but may I remind you that in "Jaws: The Revenge" the fucking shark *growled.*

#Monsterdon

SPACE HAND CAN MAKE A FIST!
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

KILL KILL
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon love the boarding pods

nevermind the vacuum of space

Watching the battle on TV, as commanders do

#monsterdon

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the explosions in this movie are very sparkly

Not ending the movie with "Stop the flow of time" was a decision.

#Monsterdon

I, what? how did the emperor's troops get on the count's ship?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Oh no that hand ship thing is amazing

#monsterdon #starcrash

Again Stella changed her outfit
What a great stock she has.
#monsterdon

pew pew
#monsterdon

All the pew-pews.

#Monsterdon

Evil dude missed his laughing cue, didn't he?
#Monsterdon

@gnomon It's so if a ship gets captured, the adversaries have to spend a long time poring over the manuals to find out how to operate anything #monsterdon

SUNSET? my insane mother fucker you are IN OUTER SPACE where the fuck is the sun setting my dude
#monsterdon

I’m sorry, but I think only He-Man is allowed to call himself the “Master of the Universe.”

#Monsterdon

it's always sunset somewhere

in spaaaaaaaaaaaaace

#monsterdon #starcrash

Ok. Hit play now.

#Monsterdon

All of these people have more random-ass powers than Silver-Age Superman

#monsterdon #starcrash

@Louisa or they could give them the disintegration beam gun that the other robot seemed to have! why isn't everyone using those all the tiem!?!?!? #monsterdon

@Lazarou It would feel wrong to have anything in this movie done competently

#Monsterdon

@nev Too bad that interview didn't cover his role as the giant brain in the American dub of Gandahar

#Monsterdon

Great maniacal laughter but I don’t get what’s so funny, Count Zarth Arn #Monsterdon

Did she just check out the emperors butt?
#monsterdon

Costume change for Stella

#Monsterdon

akton... you were never lesser than the emperor... you were not less worthy of life! you never need permission to live!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Smoke from exploding planet is falling for some reason.

ajksefkjhasdfkjhasdfkjlasdfkjl;

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Director: "Ok Acton.This is your big death scene. We need emotion. Remember that face you made when she had miraculously been brought to life? Just do that one again."
#monsterdon

"48 seconds" is the new "Alas Babylon" code phrase

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

“An hour goes by quickly” this one didn’t
#Monsterdon

“In the space of a few minutes, every molecule on this planet will stop.”

So, you’re setting the thermostat down -459.67℉?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There's still twenty minutes to go.

[cue Red Dwarf theme]

#monsterdon #starcrash

@jonny fuck that means it will never end #monsterdon

Tough actin` Akton.
"Human like friend." Like? Like a friend? That was a bizarre sentence.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

Robots Vs. Skeletons would be set in a ruined NYC. There would be people - ragged starving people hiding in the debris. They would get killed occasionally, by accident. It would have no plot. Just stop motion robots and skeletons fighting.

#monsterdon

You see, the green ray also halted the advancement of the plot too.

#monsterdon #starcrash

The somehow non-infringing light-sword returns. #monsterdon

IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP, HALT THE FLOW OF TIME

OH OKAY Arngeir knows the Slow Time Shout? Looks like he picked up an extra fourth word of it though?

#Monsterdon

HALT THE FLOW OF TIME is the best emperor command ever. But how does it work for the emperor and his peeps?

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1979

Halt the flow of time!

#Monsterdon

Halt. The Flow. Of Time!

#monsterdon

If McCurlylocks sparkles out when he dies... LOL

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#Monsterdon I want a Time Stop ray.

wow okay

superman's stuck in orbit now I guess

for three minutes

#monsterdon #starcrash

TIME PARADOX!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

@jivens I use this every day at work after 2pm #Monsterdon

I assume this is Akton becoming One with the Force

I mean Destiny

or space-something

who even knows anymore

#Monsterdon

I have a couple ideas for projects that would just be two sides engaged in endless pointless war. For the absurdity.

#monsterdon

time to return to the disco dimension #monsterdon

Space Brando: STELLAAAAAA! #monsterdon

Is everybody else able to tell Marjoe and David apart? Maybe everyone in the 80s had this hairstyle and they just didn't tell me. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #StarCrash

poor Akton is doomed because he has a lil cut on his shoulder

#monsterdon

Christopher Plummer looked devastated to remember he's the Hoff's father. #Monsterdon

"you've never died before, so you can't die now" ironclad logic #monsterdon

#Monsterdon five minutes ago you were telling the robot *he* was your bff, girl. get off your high horse