Why does the space robot cop talk with that accent?

Also, No Gods, No Space Kings!

#Monsterdon

It

is

theimperialflag ship! #Monsterdon

I looked away for a moment and now she's on a beach

#monsterdon

I keep glancing at #monsterdon and I have no clue how people got from one place to another. She's on a planet now, and who the hell is this woman in exploitative garb?

Skimpy space bikini is the new Orange?
What's up with the prison uniforms?

#Monsterdon

if I were planning a jail break, I simply would not yell about it 20 feet from a guard. it would be easy, for me

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Hard labor involving radium. This just keeps on feeling like it's from the 1920s-30s.

Though "blowups happen" is more Heinline

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

So many careers blossomed from this classic. Like a mushroom cloud. #monsterdon

The camera relocates to a giant square claw, where a space emperor has court. We learn the survivor was brain damaged so they didn't learn anything from him. The emperor tells some golems to do something. Then a judge in an orb that looks like a metallic Donald Trump mated with a squid sentences the boy and girl smugglers to harsh labor, on I think different planets.

#monsterdon

Cool outfits for the ladies in that labor camp.
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#Monsterdon What is up with that guy's hair?

"Gromit! They've got dangerous robots!"
#monsterdon

I like the other Ming the Merciless better

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you wanna try that line again and not stumble over it this time?

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we even got phong shading #monsterdon

see? they're wearing black? they can't be storm troopers. #monsterdon

"My lord?"

NYEEEEEES? #Monsterdon

He's dehydraded and you don't seem to be doing anything about that... Must be an American healtcare system ship. #monsterdon

"Don't worry, we'll get out of this," ahhhhh yes, the cheeky confidence of the damned

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

#monsterdon Red monsters.. not the cold war again...

These shots of outer space look like they're using Lite Brite for stars.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

I love how they stand there talking about how dehydrated he is, when I'm guessing that water or IVs exist on that ship somewhere

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

Sounds like a perfectly normal reaction to being in the film StarCrash.

#monsterdon #starcrash

So it's smugglers vs. space Nazis. Got it.

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move his neck around a lot, that'll help

#monsterdon #starcrash

more like Blah-barella

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What a *helmet* my god #Monsterdon

Why are you yelling, it's so quiet in here? #monsterdon

Wow, the chief of the Empire Police himself made the ineffective threat.

I'm getting Elite vibes. The original one.

#Monsterdon #Starcrash1978

you know she's in space, coz her outfit is shiny. #monsterdon

"The Greatest American Hero" is different than I remember

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I sort of love her eyebrows? Like so over groomed, but somehow perfect?

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Gotta love how the universe is filled with Xmas lights.

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@Elleaster I love that I assumed this was #monsterdon related. 😅

Neutren star

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Apparently they made it? I couldn't tell. #Monsterdon

That cosmetologist -pilot, and the curly-haired tan-king co-pilot are pretty hilarious.

#monsterdon

"Don't worry, Mr. Plummer, you saw how acclaimed other classically trained actors were when they appeared in that silly Star Wars movie, right?"

#Monsterdon

@hollie Mooching here tonight, sorry I'm late!

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"i order you to surrender at once"
breaks fourth wall just to say, ACAB
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Which I'm sure means this movie will be awesome

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

@CactuarJoe it was so abrupt lmao #monsterdon

Is this the disco version of Star Wars? #monsterdon

It's clear that Christopher Plummer soaked up ALL of the budget here #monsterdon

#monsterdon The stars have all the colors..

Yes, that is how my cat reacts to the red dots, too!

#Monsterdon #Starcrash

We've already hit the "silly hat" #Monsterdon checkbox, life is good

#Monsterdon "scan it with our computer waves" using this line at work next opportunity

Very futuristic black plastic suits and Roman centurion helmets.

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uh -oh, AN ANOMALY!

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Rocketman helmets #monsterdon

#monsterdon Special effects by Revell.,

They're leaving the Fuschia Planet! #Monsterdon

I almost forgot and missed it yet again. Remembered with only seconds to spare. #monsterdon

They stole this opening from Spaceballs!

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I’ve never heard of it, but I’m sure this must be a fabulous movie. #monsterdon

There is no sound in space!
#monsterdon

Rated PG for space bikinis

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Movie sign!!! #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie You had David Hasselhoff! He's a star. And he totally crashed! 😃
#monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou you're assuming the Count ever made any plans more than 5 seconds in advance

I mean he didn't even have standing orders for "if enemy ship is approaching, then shoot" he had to command all that manually #monsterdon

The deleted scenes: very worth it

Want the original ending credits song as my ringtone

#Monsterdon

Elle and voice of Elle are listed as different names.

This sort of confirms a lot of my theory... The robot really was dubbed in later.

#Monsterdon

@patioboater "a" major plot problem you say 😂

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@diazona

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This whole fight scene was so pointlessly good

#Monsterdon

This reminds me. Why is it in scifi movies people can just like... watch what is going on in the enemy's ship? But they can't watch plans being made or anything like that of course.

Like it's pretty much just "put on channel 52 so we can watch the battle please."

#Monsterdon

@diazona doooooooooooooo de

DOO DOO DE DOO

DOO DOO DE DOO

#monsterdon #starcrash

They cut slowmo shots of the boarding missle things??

CRIME

#Monsterdon

@aburka "But you know what I say: I don't care." -- Stella Star, #StarCrash #Monsterdon

@aburka will they make the hand spaceship make sense

also no

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon strengthens relationships.

@CactuarJoe @SordidAmok

@moira sorry it's too late, nothing we can do

doo doo doo doo

#Monsterdon

@jonny ikr

#Monsterdon #StarCrashDeletedScenes

@strangefour@retro.pizza Some days I think: oh, it's too much of a bother, I won't join in.

And then I join in, and I realize how much better it makes me feel to endure these horrible movies with y'all.

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok If she won't riff with you, she's not a keeper. #Monsterdon or not.

@SordidAmok if I ever had the opportunity I would totally offer that as, like, a second or third date

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#Monsterdon I love all y'all in our little community theater version of the MST3K we have at home. It's a bright spot of every week.

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@ricci With the spicy sauce!
#monsterdon

Have we done Zardoz?

#monsterdon

@jonny I joined slightly late -- thanks for streaming the deleted scenes! #Monsterdon #StarCrash

@nazokiyoubinbou Yeah I barely made it through

Surely slowing it down couldn't have been an option though

#Monsterdon #StarCrashDeletedScenes

@Terencio
Can't get a snack in this film. You might miss amazons on horseback or time travel or new magic powers appearing from thin air.
#monsterdon
@ricci

Wow, watching the deleted scenes stream and wow that Not-Star Wars style text goes fast! I'm a very fast reader and I can't keep up!

No wonder they deleted that!

#Monsterdon

@ricci I know right

I don't speak French and even so I felt enlightened by that

#Monsterdon

@cainmark Kids on a playground:

"And then I get you caught in a machine. You can't get out! You're stuck so I win!"

"Oh yeah? Well I use my eye laser beams to send you flying backwards and get free!"

"Oh yeah? Well I use my SUPER DEATH RAY to shoot you. No one can survive a death ray!"

"Nu uh. I can. I just bounce them back at you and you die instead!"

"ARG!! I QUIT. This is stupid!"

"Haha, I win!"

#Monsterdon

@moira I'm overthinking it, but with all the bright multicoloured stars it could be near the centre of the Galaxy and hence, busy and claustrophobic in some ways.....I've way overthought it.

#Monsterdon

At least this movie didn't burned "The Hoff" carrer and he got to act in movies like "Click" and the first "Spongebob Squarepants" movie.
#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou Please suggest this for a future #monsterdon . A ten-minute walk in the forest would be soooo much better than Star Crash

@arisummerland Wow. Just wow. To imagine that there were scenes that were to slow for _this_ director...

#monsterdon

The computer room wobble sound fits pretty well. #monsterdon

later on Star Star fucks off to be an outlaw again and takes Elle with her and helps Elle reprogram themself to not be a cop

#monsterdon

@Terencio I didn't see any yet but I will be posting one at some point

#Monsterdon

s'funny

it's one of the more claustrophobic representations of outer space i've ever seen

all those fairie lights in cardboard really make the end of the universe seem, like, _right there_ or something

#monsterdon #starcrash

I was gonna go back and watch the start of this movie I missed. But I had forgotten how bad this movie is. So... I'm just gonna go watch the Rifftrax of Bog or something constructive.
#Monsterdon #StarCrash

I liked a lot of the costuming and set designs of "Starcrash".

It really sounded like three little boys on a playground making up everything as they went, continuity and purpose and scientific logic be damned. Which could be interesting to listen to. But definitely not to watch. Commentary made it fun.

I can absolutely see a lot of this movie being used in the animated show "Futurama", though.

#Monsterdon

@diazona oh no it's done it was just right up against the movie so I got stalled out talking about it

#monsterdon #starcrash

i'm going to pretend Akton actually was like 'screw this also i'm ditching my bff who apparently loves cops now' and teleported away to live his best life

#monsterdon

@strangefour #Monsterdon
It's the Wheel of Morality.

https://youtu.be/S2zEfRDzRRk