Do we like these robots? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon #starodyssey

They captured everyone from Africa, Asia, and Japan... wtf??!!!

“Now, listen to my extremely long and complicated monologue—that won’t matter at all to the rest of the story—about ro-butts.”

#Monsterdon

"far out experiments" indeed

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Series of... FAR-OUT Experiments? 😵‍💫

#monsterdon

they put big eye lashes on the girl robot so you would know its a girl

#monsterdon

Ohhhhhh! It has jumping, like Turkish Star Wars!

#Monsterdon

Irene recruits the little guy who was punching up cybermen in a boxing arena to join their superhero team because he is good at punching. They take a detour to a junkyard to root in the destroyed cars and find a dead robot with a star on top of its head. He puts it back together while Irene watches, annoyed.

#monsterdon

I mean to be fair 70's and 80's movies really did give us kids the impression that all you needed to make an intelligent, functioning robot was a lot of spare batteries and access to a junkyard with lax security

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

it's Bender's less cool brother

#Monsterdon

Kit bashing a robot from a junk yard is a tier 4 Engineer Feat #monsterdon

Robot who wants to die.....

#Monsterdon

"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I've got my saucer situation completely under control

#Monsterdon

Oh, sure. More mind control. 😐️

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Super Intendto

#Monsterdon

I thought this warden was killed and his block stolen?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Hercules has really let himself go since New York

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Oh no, it’s down for the count. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I love how they cut off Temu Bill Pullman in mid-sentence, but I wonder if that part of the film is lost.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Scanners in Space

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Is the jailer constipated?

#Monsterdon

not his precious paper weight!

#Monsterdon

Does this guy have piles or something

#Monsterdon

What an amazing coincidence that her captor is the kind of man she is into...
#monsterdon

What happened to this guy's ass?

#Monsterdon

@cherizilla aren't those the same thing

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Please tell me these goons are known as the Horror Scope

#Monsterdon

Kinda want the Prisoners to win against the Stegosaurus guards...

#Monsterdon

Okay jail break.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I read the synopsis before we started and I still have no clue what's happening. Earth being auctioned is the first thing that even begins to line up with what I read.
#monsterdon

There's couples which are into this though....

#Monsterdon

Oh god what is happening now

#monsterdon

Random shirtless grey elf is just kinda there.
#monsterdon

I hope she destroys the horny guard....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #starodyssey

Is this Scanners now?

👁️👁️

👁️👁️

👃

#Monsterdon

100 million credits?

Is that all?

#Monsterdon

The auto-captions called him “Golden Taco!”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Golden... Taco…

Are they trying to auction off Earth? I think this is a doctor who plot #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon OO-FOE! #starOddysey

@socketwench

How ever will we be able to count the mustache hairs if they didn’t have so many closeups?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

ok so the hoopla version starts with this auction scene. no idea what other scenes show up in which order

#monsterdon

A rogue's gallery of weird guys

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@ricci I think it's about anything other than mustaches

(😂)

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@hollie

I’d like little more screen time for the spider sweater/jumper/pullover. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I prefer that star lady get back to the tongue hockey

#Monsterdon

So there's four rows of numbers but they all illuminate at the same time because.... prop budget limitations?
#monsterdon

@ricci are we thinking it's an effect added in post; or are they actually filming the reflection of spotlights shining directly into the actors' eyes from 3 feet away?

#monsterdon

Hold up, *your body* is part of the bet?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@Lazarou that sounds like such a better movie

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Instead of Sirens that lure sailors to their death... Space Odyssey just has actual sirens that go "Wee-OOO-wee-OOO-wee-OOO"

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Saddam Hussein folds. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Faces built for radio…

did this hard cut to android human wrestling or am i having a stroke #Monsterdon

wasn't there, like... a war going on?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

They're going to have to break into the space-lazy-suzan. #monsterdon

Let me know when the spaceship is done with the rinse cycle

#Monsterdon

He got volun-told.
#monsterdon

Why punch the guard? Don't you literally have a permit?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Dooty first.
#monsterdon

They said “doodie.” 🤭

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Prince Valium has power-sight…

Show your dominance by arching into another man

#Monsterdon

Okay, so while the professor is assembling a crime team, the aliens are busy invading Africa to kidnap people (which they call "dark skinned units") for slave labor. That is the literal thing they are doing. We decided to skip the metaphor part of metaphors I guess.

#monsterdon

Well that was insensitive.
#monsterdon

sorry I mean: there's il razzismo

#Monsterdon

OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO

#monsterdon

So the Great Value R2D3 is just set dressing?
#monsterdon

Did the professor ever tell Dirk what the mission is? Did he tell the audience? I don't know what they're doing.

#Monsterdon

Where did he get that spider shirt?
Ed hardy?
#monsterdon

I really hope the kid in that robot was able to pay for college with this gig

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Does his silver jacket say ICY HOT on the back?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Disco Spooderman over here #starOddysey

@Mjack It makes perfect sense if you watch every scene in reverse order

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The score is about to break into Frankenstein.

#Monsterdon

I wonder what the space aliens are up to.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon So, is this guy Spider-Man?

Now arriving at Star Base Pillowfort 1.

#monsterdon

TONIGHT AT THE PIT

EVERYONE GETS LAID

#Monsterdon

Puff!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

*can't run for life, too busy kissing a woman

Those southern Europeans!

#Monsterdon

Man future pachinko really sux.
#monsterdon

This is why you never win the Powerball

#Monsterdon

Oh, people have psychic powers all of a sudden then...

#Monsterdon

Is this some sort of gambling machine?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"That's illegal!"

Dude, your mustache should be illegal!

#monsterdon

And now, extraterrestrial bingo. #Monsterdon

The Force is birdsong

#Monsterdon

Hypno eyes!!!!!!!!!!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon YES. This is an amazing robot.

This is how robots should look.

I'm gonna need a cheatsheet for this plot. I hope this isn't on the final. Something is made of enderium, and I guess that's bad?
#monsterdon

I am not getting over that 'tache....

#Monsterdon

@kamikat 😆

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

There's a moon prison?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This has more diplomatic machinations than the first Star Wars prequel.
#monsterdon

We get some stock footage of buildings exploding. Then the humans in the blue suits are like "ZOMG the aliens just blew up our military in Okinawa!" They try shooting the flying saucer, but their puny armaments do nothing.

Then the humans are like "omg aliens are fucking our shit up, to solve this problem we'll need a movie star!"

#monsterdon

If that’s not an R2 clone/ripoff, I don’t know what is. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"No darling, I can't kiss you informally, we must kiss formally."

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey