I mean to be fair 70's and 80's movies really did give us kids the impression that all you needed to make an intelligent, functioning robot was a lot of spare batteries and access to a junkyard with lax security
it's Bender's less cool brother
Kit bashing a robot from a junk yard is a tier 4 Engineer Feat #monsterdon
Robot who wants to die.....
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
I've got my saucer situation completely under control
Oh, sure. More mind control. ποΈ
Super Intendto
I thought this warden was killed and his block stolen?
Hercules has really let himself go since New York
Oh no, itβs down for the count. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
I love how they cut off Temu Bill Pullman in mid-sentence, but I wonder if that part of the film is lost.
Scanners in Space
Is the jailer constipated?
not his precious paper weight!
Does this guy have piles or something
What an amazing coincidence that her captor is the kind of man she is into...
#monsterdon
What happened to this guy's ass?
@cherizilla aren't those the same thing
Please tell me these goons are known as the Horror Scope
Kinda want the Prisoners to win against the Stegosaurus guards...
Okay jail break.
I read the synopsis before we started and I still have no clue what's happening. Earth being auctioned is the first thing that even begins to line up with what I read.
#monsterdon
There's couples which are into this though....
Oh god what is happening now
ope, sudden cut is sudden. that bit got lost during editing maybe
Random shirtless grey elf is just kinda there.
#monsterdon
I hope she destroys the horny guard....
Is this Scanners now?
The auto-captions called him βGolden Taco!β
#monsterdon Golden... Tacoβ¦
Are they trying to auction off Earth? I think this is a doctor who plot #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
#monsterdon OO-FOE! #starOddysey
How ever will we be able to count the mustache hairs if they didnβt have so many closeups?
ok so the hoopla version starts with this auction scene. no idea what other scenes show up in which order
A rogue's gallery of weird guys
Iβd like little more screen time for the spider sweater/jumper/pullover. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
I prefer that star lady get back to the tongue hockey
So there's four rows of numbers but they all illuminate at the same time because.... prop budget limitations?
#monsterdon
@ricci are we thinking it's an effect added in post; or are they actually filming the reflection of spotlights shining directly into the actors' eyes from 3 feet away?
Hold up, *your body* is part of the bet?
@Lazarou that sounds like such a better movie
Instead of Sirens that lure sailors to their death... Space Odyssey just has actual sirens that go "Wee-OOO-wee-OOO-wee-OOO"
Saddam Hussein folds. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Faces built for radioβ¦
did this hard cut to android human wrestling or am i having a stroke #Monsterdon
wasn't there, like... a war going on?
They're going to have to break into the space-lazy-suzan. #monsterdon
Let me know when the spaceship is done with the rinse cycle
He got volun-told.
#monsterdon
Why punch the guard? Don't you literally have a permit?
Dooty first.
#monsterdon
They said βdoodie.β π€
#monsterdon Prince Valium has power-sightβ¦
Show your dominance by arching into another man
Okay, so while the professor is assembling a crime team, the aliens are busy invading Africa to kidnap people (which they call "dark skinned units") for slave labor. That is the literal thing they are doing. We decided to skip the metaphor part of metaphors I guess.
Well that was insensitive.
#monsterdon
OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO
oh okay, there's the racism again.
So the Great Value R2D3 is just set dressing?
#monsterdon
Did the professor ever tell Dirk what the mission is? Did he tell the audience? I don't know what they're doing.
@SnoopJ I'm not sure being alone is even necessary
Where did he get that spider shirt?
Ed hardy?
#monsterdon
I really hope the kid in that robot was able to pay for college with this gig
Does his silver jacket say ICY HOT on the back?
#monsterdon Disco Spooderman over here #starOddysey
@Mjack It makes perfect sense if you watch every scene in reverse order
The score is about to break into Frankenstein.
I wonder what the space aliens are up to.
#Monsterdon So, is this guy Spider-Man?
Now arriving at Star Base Pillowfort 1.
Man future pachinko really sux.
#monsterdon
This is why you never win the Powerball
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Oh, people have psychic powers all of a sudden then...
Is this some sort of gambling machine?
And now, extraterrestrial bingo. #Monsterdon
The Force is birdsong
Hypno eyes!!!!!!!!!!
#Monsterdon YES. This is an amazing robot.
This is how robots should look.
I'm gonna need a cheatsheet for this plot. I hope this isn't on the final. Something is made of enderium, and I guess that's bad?
#monsterdon
I am not getting over that 'tache....
There's a moon prison?
This has more diplomatic machinations than the first Star Wars prequel.
#monsterdon
We get some stock footage of buildings exploding. Then the humans in the blue suits are like "ZOMG the aliens just blew up our military in Okinawa!" They try shooting the flying saucer, but their puny armaments do nothing.
Then the humans are like "omg aliens are fucking our shit up, to solve this problem we'll need a movie star!"
If thatβs not an R2 clone/ripoff, I donβt know what is. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
"No darling, I can't kiss you informally, we must kiss formally."
omg, they stold the plot from Hail Mary
So just some casual racism, cool cool #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
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that crap logic was a choice
wow he's so short