monsterdon replay · Best of Star Odyssey

actual lols as Holly died

So normally I do love a good cheesy space battle but NGL, this is boring as hell.

Bridget, Bridget think of your gift and what it means to us!

Stay alive!

Bridget

#monsterdon
#starodysessy

Dogwelder

dogwelder@jorts.horse

I got him!
Great shot kid- but don't get cocky.

Mark Shane Hayden

msh@coales.co

This is the lamest spacefight EVAR #Monsterdon

Sean and Bridget, what a team

Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️TRIVIA ODYSSEY 🌟👾🚀💥

REVIEWS!

An example of sci-fi so bad it has to be seen to be believed.
- Creature Feature

Insufferable or hilariously bad, depending on your mood.
- Techradar

The aliens are too fast, but the professor has decided he can use his psychic powers to slow them down, somehow. Once they are slowed down the human pilots who are not extras easily blow up the flying saucers with their ray guns.

R.I.P. Wedge Antilles

Because Star Wars famously had wars amongst the stars, some more alien spaceships are arriving to take all the human slaves. The space army is sends its space fighters with the super-science whatsits after them.

The snake guy is confident because the humans are primitive barbarians. The humans try shooting the aliens but miss and then the aliens kill the extras.

This is the least dynamic space battle I have ever seen on film.

"Professor Mori is slowing down their drive system with telepathy"

and you all trust him on that? That's a bold claim

THAT'S IT

THAT WAS THE FINAL SPACE BATTLE

NO WAIT THERE'S MORE MAYBE

Lock S-foils in attack position.

Are these guys supposed to be fighting in ships like X-Wings? Did they think this looked good?

here we go kids

Time for the Trench Run... er... I mean... Time for the Ditch Scamper

LA Sooner

MatthewTitus88

Note, if you'd care to watch a bit higher qaulity film, this Wed. at 10 P ET #westWed is featuring..... #monsterdon

Oh my, the final space battle.....

AmyFou 🕊️

amyfou@lingo.lol

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

Did they try pulling the door instead of pushing?

Activate the EZ BAKE system
#monsterdon

Void Chicken

Taweret@timeloop.cafe

and honestly the ending may as well be random

everything else has been

Aww, come on Irene!

The Witch of Crow Briar

crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt

Behind The Red Door #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I mean the sword foley is unique at-least. Uniquely irritating.
#monsterdon

Laurel Stvan

LingLass@hcommons.social

@paco I was thinking it was like the Princess Leia hologram #Monsterdon

They should stop filming now and restart the movie with Irene as the main character, traveling through space, fighting space battles with her laser sword.

Somebody should have brought a gun to this lightsaber fight

The professor is drunk.... he is not alright at all..

The twins from superjail are not amused at her door closure.
#monsterdon

pngwen

pngwen@techhub.social

😂Laser sword go clang!

I want this wallpaper

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

rebeld 🇨🇦

rebeld@cosocial.ca

The power of his "mind" is awesome.

I need more probing!

Cecelia

helianthropy@tech.lgbt

Who is laughing in the those alien mind contact scenes?

OldRustBucket@techhub.social

OldRustBucket

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

TheREALPaulJohnson

There must have been a sale on Prince Adam wigs. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"Miss Movie Masochist"

socketwench@masto.hackers.town

Remember, when you feel your art, writing, acting, or video is crap, remember this film. You can, in fact, do far, far worse.

Follow rule 34 , uh B

I wonder what Bridget's ass is up to
#Monsterdon

Android vs eyePhone

Uncle

....no I mean I can't take any more of this

@crowbriarhexe @Lazarou okay, but

okay

What a boring hallway

“Hey, android! Nice trip! See you next Fall!”

KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

kshernandez@me.dm

@ramsey Closed caption person fired! #MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

Good job, subtitles

Judgment Dave of the Dead

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

We are all Sad Howard the Duck and Tilly robots.

Spooky Cherizilla 👻

cherizilla@retro.pizza

20 minutes in: This tune is jaunty!

1 hour later: They play this music in hell.

huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Andrew Golding

I hate these robots but I hate Tilt a little more... #monsterdon

lol WTF is this, Robot Existentialism?

The movie is being invaded by another song

Cecelia

helianthropy@tech.lgbt

Is there some plot happening? I’m afraid I’m too tired and…something… to care.

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

bobert

NEW MUSIC! #monsterdon

LA Sooner

MatthewTitus88

I'm watching on tubi and just had the first ad break. They know nobody is watching thihs. #monsterdon

pew pew

Terencio

@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon

Add antinium, and it will make the compound stable!

Andy L.

apLundell@timeloop.cafe

#Monsterdon I'm disappointed that the far future doesn't have color TVs yet.

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

Antimony, sure, why not

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

They're never going to solve the problem of the Impossiberium by discovering AntiMacgufferium.
#Monsterdon

bobert

@diazona @amyfou Meaning this 17s GIF of the movie deserves an Oscar. #monsterdon

(explosives exploding)

pngwen

pngwen@techhub.social

Tilt and Tilly are not healthy relationship models.

@CactuarJoe I don't even know what you're referring to, but: yes

Count Waffle Face
#Monsterdon

Attack of the Clones

the cinematography in this film is terrible.

they can't keep anything in frame, it's bullshit

After taking drugs, everyone passes out.

The android aliens decided that they were dead and so leave them alone, but took Irene because the big bad thinks she might be the psychic he was battling mentally (it was the professor though). But the humans weren't dead, the drugs just fooled the aliens, and the aliens didn't bother taking their corpses for examination.

AHHHHH the movie knows I'm making fun of it

@amyfou 🎉

Any sufficiently confusing plot point is indistinguishable from magic

AmyFou 🕊️

amyfou@lingo.lol

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

so I'm not confident that any of these count as 'magical weapons' but I'm also not confident that they don't, at least for bingo purposes!

I reckon I could pull off Bridget's look if they let out the crotch of that outfit a bit

@trixter too late

Droidtroopers!

Migraines are hell man

Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿

@huronbikes their lives were hell

ooh a second song!

Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online

I love the jaunty goofy music to their imminent demise as they lose this fight. #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Han Solo forgot his blaster and is just using a camera flash

Bluedepth

#monsterdon These are shabby... light sabers?

Why does the dude who rescued the robots keep doing calisthenics?

Just keep repeating the theme tune again and again, it's clearly the only music they paid for

#monsterdon
#starodysessy

Dogwelder

dogwelder@jorts.horse

Why does that guy walk like that? Did he hurt his spine?

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

This movie is our punishment for watching an actually good one last week,right?

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

bobert

#monsterdon #nocontext

We're all thinking of Dirk 🕷️

Space Walter White and Jess Pink-woman

Spooky Cherizilla 👻

cherizilla@retro.pizza

Is it possible someone snuck dangerous mushrooms into our dinners and we're on the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth, hallucinating this movie?

#monsterdon
#starodysessy

Dogwelder

dogwelder@jorts.horse

Yes, we needed a lawn gymnastics scene.

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are they really gonna argue about this suicide pack for the whole movie???

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

TheREALPaulJohnson

Looks like bald guy just passed a stone. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

gwildor

jivens@beige.party

#monsterdon #starodyssey

This plot is giving me space madness.

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

Wait, wait, a nuclear tank? Like a bolo?

Violinknitter@wandering.shop

Violinknitter

Y’all, I can’t. I’m tapping out. This is too much unconnected nonsense even for me

I don’t need more Old Man Forehead Wrinkle closeups in my life