Tuesdays With Professor Morrie

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Thursdays w/ Morry. #Monsterdon

So those old shacks were all military installations?

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One would think that when an alien invasion happens, the papers are likely to report it

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dude you're being bombed by space oddyties get over yourselves

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🧐 where the ·hell· are they getting this stock explosion footage‽
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Thanks, Captain Exposition!

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And he looks terrible in blue. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Bill Murray? He can save us #monsterdon

"...I have my degree in ..... Intelligence!"

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We've lost public opinion, there's nothing that could save us now!

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"what's going on?"
Buddy, we're all asking the same question.
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This film feels like it was filmed on a Fisher-Price My First 8mm Camera

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#Monsterdon “they’re destroying all our military bases” thanks for telling me because i really couldn’t tell

Not purple, but we know where they stole those wigs from #Monsterdon

NOT THE STOCK FOOTAGE RAY!

THOSE FIENDS!

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Special effects are chef’s kiss!
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"Meanwhile, in space command's movie theatre, they're reshowing Italian Godzilla."

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Now, deploy Stock Footage on my mark #monsterdon

Computer voiced by Terry Jones doing a woman’s voice.

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In alphabetical order.. by first name?
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Lord I-can't-see-to-either-side-of-me-due-to-my-collar is going to blue some stuff up with stock footage! #monsterdon

@Mallow

Wait 20 minutes or so, it gets worse.

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#monsterdon looks like I am safe. Eerybody is talking about it but I can't get to it.

Love the mustache trio
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"They're Made Out of Meat"

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Gianni Garko got a gottle of gear

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yeah yeah hot hail or gtfo

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In a future with no moisturizers. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"(banging)"

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Why are bobs always the woman's hairstyle of the future?

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Gianni Garko, cousin of Donnie Darko
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Bionic radiation analysis? Did Steve Austin explode? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

This #Monsterdon plays a top notch Moustache Game

That guy needs to tell his dry cleaner to use less starch.

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OMG the aliens are women! This will either be a bad movie or great porn #monsterdon

You bought us? #Monsterdon

Oh good, the aliens at the controls of the alien ship all look like clones of AURORA.

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Ten billions units? Surely they are not *all* units. At least some are certainly tools. #Monsterdon

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I was NOT expecting this movie to be incredibly racist

So in the future only blonds can use computers

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this lady's big news is that we farm things?

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quiet Hollywood. I wonder if they really meant the town
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I sure wish they would let the man with the night mask on get to bed instead of making him captain the ship.
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I can't tell if these ship operatives are clones of Dr Zaius from Planet of the Apes; or of Ongo Goblogian from Always Sunny.

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Ummm they have the same hair do.
This is a space sex cult.
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@Newpa_Hasai and HYPER RADAR #monsterdon

So they have swivel chairs but no one turns around to talk to the commander? #Monsterdon

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Three is up, with little discomfort..
You.. didn't have to share that..

Oh right, nuclear waste was a concern back in the 1970s.

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Lord Freckle needed more sunscreen.

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Gianni Garko was in the Italian version of Donnie Darko.

No more jokes while I get dinner on.

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chemical and nuclear pollution

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Oh man. This one is special.

I take it back. Laundry in the dryer can wait.

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Dunno whether the aliens or the humans are using less believable accents

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Is the alien ship crewed by the Golden Girls?

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Or ready to shake their tentacle!

Oh.. It's not that kind of movie. Never mind.

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This sure feels like someone who's only seen a Star Trek tried to make a Star War.

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@brooke look, this is clearly where they blew a ·tremendous· amount of their budget: they want to get their moneies' worth 😛

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Mustache choices have been made. And made consistently. #Monsterdon

So much technobabble. They've already mentioned “insertion” like 4 times.

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I kid, this is great!

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Space cannons, on earth! #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Don’t let someone with that mustache be our first contact person with alien life

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All officers must have mustaches.

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There's meds for you hyper radar now. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

OH MY GODS, THAT MUSTACHE!!!

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Mustache crimes in space!

#Monsterdon moustache game is on point

Mustache Odyssey

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it seems suboptimal to make the entire tiny tv screens blink on and off

Hyper RADAR!

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#monsterdon this movie is strongly challenging my attraction to mustaches

VeinFace is not happy about this sale.
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This movie makes me wish Darth Arn was involved. #Monsterdon

I just tuned in and saw that John Waters stache #monsterdon

These are like classic Doctor Who aliens.

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"Quiet, Hollywood" — what a dis.

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This guy just came from his ballroom dancing class. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

The man's name is Hollywood?

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Is this The 1970s Expanse?

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Technical jargon into the bleep blarpy bloop bloop.
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If I didn’t know I watched the beginning of this film, I would think we were at least a half hour in

In media res, I guess #Monsterdon

Very well thought out console placement.

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Okay, NGL, I am low key impressed by this set. It's kinda neat.

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The future's moustaches are on fleek!

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K5, prototype for K-9

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#monsterdon subliminal advertising, now I'm so hungry for some K5

Oh, no not K sector 5!

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#Monsterdon *pans across the set for six minutes*

It always seems weird when flying saucers show up in futuristic settings. They feel very of a period and that period is the 1950s

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they couldn't afford K9

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A big Star-crossed Welcome to all watchers and lurkers tonight!

To watch the film in sync (run by someone else) go here:
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Not very good defences if they have been penetrated!
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Not going for mystery on lord Kes

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This man needs Calgon to take him away.

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Subtitles:

(banging)
(beeping)

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Killer Croc looks incredible after getting a hair transplant. #monsterdon

The hair is supposed to be blue.

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