Oops. The robot's lost it's keys. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

THey want a show of force. ACTIVATE THE STOCK FOOTAGE!
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Exterminate!!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh it’s knockoff r2d2

Oven mitt bot

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all-time brow furrow shot #Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay this is an absolute treat so far- synth porn music (I think that's a coffee jingle in the first few notes though?), knock-off U.F.O. Gerry Anderson wigs, and a running gallery of 1970s mustaches at about 3:45 or so. #starOddysey

Also it was filmed in an Italian Community College's physical plant building or similar

i think this movie is causing me a short circuit in my brain.

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I was enjoying gallivanting around space but now I must restart my Entherium research,, and I hate applying for grants..

"Good lord what's that?" It's a garbage can with lights on it. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

@amyfou

Probably translation of the Italian "carina"

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zomg best robot #monsterdon

Not the Dalek!!! #Monsterdon

Kissing is an informal activity.

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I thought this was a scifi movie? Uncle is clearly a wizard (possibly of more than one kind) by that collar alone, let alone his magical safe unsealing glare. Niece also looks like an escapee from a ren fair. #Monsterdon

An exciting blend of colonialism and defeatism that actually comes more across as a fetish than futuristic research.

Also, go on lass, kiss that stache right off his face.

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New 5 Hour Energy Clear flavor

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@helianthropy You're probably better off not knowing

(there are aliens, and human defenders of Earth, and some weird reclusive scientist who wears a Dracula cape)

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professor two centuries beyond anyone else of course he's anti racist
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Well, not sad I missed that one when it came out! :blobcatgiggle2:
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Bald guy is really out of line but he's right. I guess? I still wanna punch him.
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WELP. THAT'S THAT THEN.

ALIENS, WELCOME.

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Oh no has this got the #woke ? #monsterdon

Okay my everlasting bingo square for these movies is 'young women warns the older dude that this is serious and we gotta prepare for the trouble' got checked very early here. #Monsterdon

Is that the Bettys from Quark?
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#starodysessy

We'll have to submit to the inevitable.

Hey, we don't need to know what you call your dom.

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Ooooffff…

That hurt. That hurt a lot.

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Captain! That spaceship is ZOOMING its lens at us!

Aah!

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#Monsterdon *spit-take*

Maybe if you stopped wearing the throw rug, sir, we'd be able to escape the solar system.

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Wait. I came late. Who are these factions and why are they racist?

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I swear these two seem like aliens even though they're clearly talking about how to defend Earth

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I mean we are savages aren't we
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Is Temu Telly Savalas wearing a curtain?
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Man, you could look at the person you're talking to. This ain't a soap opera.
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#starodysessy

"They travel in space
And under the sea
They can journey ANYWHERE
SUPERALIENS" 🎶

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Even the aliens furnish from #ikea #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

This acting really is… acting? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Dracula nightgown ass

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Hollywood's mustache is atrocious... wait... is it painted on!?

Earth is so advanced, everyone has fussy little moustaches!

Earthers: Just launch attacks on first contact! We live in bunkers! Animals vill be bred unt slaughtered!

Aliens: Ha ha suck it stock footage of buildings going down!

Earthers: We'll trust everything to this unknown supergenius! He's unreliable!" (turns out he's played by Baron Harkonnen)

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boooo boooooo!!!!

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Murray is rockin that high collared poncho look. #monsterdon

No ADR used in this scene at all. Nope. None whatsoever. #Monsterdon

yeah we're starting with the aknowledgement that the humans in this movie are the bad guys. #Monsterdon

This scene was filmed in a janitorial cupboard.
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Hah! I'm not laughing at it at all! Hah!

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"Our nuclear artillery barely scratched the surface" I guess we'll have to take your word for that. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

of course inderium is indestructible
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Who are these imperium curious people?

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Enthirium? Hardly even know 'im

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do people not need to see to their sides as they get into more prestigious positions? #monsterdon

Is that Dr. Evil?

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@trixter It's no Sanctuary Moon, but it's pretty good

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Is he a space vampire?

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Oh, the cape of an Oxford don. #Monsterdon

I am glad to see popped collars will come back in the future.

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So far I'd say this might be the best thing we've watched on #monsterdon.

Let's see if it keeps it up.

The collars in this movie are legendary.

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Wait the guy with the vampire collar is on earth?

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Her hair is an alien galaxy.

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I wish my hobby was Turning Out Inventions that are Incredible that sounds REALLY COOL #Monsterdon

Now THAT is a mustache.
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#starodysessy

Speak for yourself, I have at least three kilograms of endeariam right here

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"What makes it impossible, dear?"
"Well, you just made it up right now to troll me."

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#monsterdon "Ah, Hollywood. That fellow who acts as if he were a superstar in a TV series called 'The Fighting Hero of the Galaxy."

Lmao perfect

Look! It’s a hill! It’s a valley! No, it’s a furrowed forehead!

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Someone tell Hollywood thats not how people stand.

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Entherium, you say?

Oh that was a forehead. I thought we were doing a flyby of a new planet.
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Lieutenant Only Lats

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That’s quite the close up of an actor’s forehead wrinkles

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On a barren wasteland- nope, just this guy's head. #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Those must be very stiff uniforms...

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Not section K5!
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subtle description of his personality, acts like he stars in a tv series called "Fighting Hero of the Galaxy" 😆 #Monsterdon

"Fighting Hero of the Galaxy"! My favorite show!

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Arrested for being difficult. Fascist Odyssey more like it.

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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
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oh no is this the inspo for 'galaxy quest'

so, Hollywood is dating the Professor, the Captain tried horning in, but the Prof wasn't into it. okay, i think i got it.

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I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT HOWLING MOB. #monsterdon

Galaxy Quest!

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TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

i like a range of cereals myself

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Tell don't show school of script writing I see.

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Does this take place in the future, in like the year 2000?

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This guy knows a lot of dirt for a guy who should have a lot more stuff to work on. #Monsterdon

Did they think they were being clever naming one of their characters Hollywood?
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If this is the 2300s, and still Italy, man...maybe the aliens should take over the Earth. Our fashion sense certainly has been better...

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he lives on the Cereal Range?

Quick, page Snap, Crackle, AND Pop!

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This is more Italian startek than starwars
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Wow those shoulder doodahs.
Wtf would you call those?
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So… they’re calling in Dr. House? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

He bought Earth? Wait how much did we cost? We were cheap weren't we? Old and used let go in a planetary antique store at half off.
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"He's a maverick. It's important you know that before we consider what he's going to be doing for the plot next."

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The aliens are really taking sartorial inspiration from the Time Lords #Monsterdon

Punk Science baby #monsterdon #donotsubmittoauthority

Hmm. Two centuries of advancement makes you stubborn to the regular people.

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Tuesdays With Professor Morrie

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