Some people seem to be about ten minutes ahead of me. Is everyone else watching a 90 minute version?
#monsterdon
#starodysessy

YOU WILL OBEY MY DAY-GLO CONTACT LENSES #Monsterdon

Using telekinesis to open his niece's wallet. #Monsterdon

The forc--er, space wizard stare has that effect on weak minds. #Monsterdon

The future has revolutionized pachinko games! They're so far ahead of us...

#monsterdon

O guess the Space Rogues trope came across strong in to cknock offs?

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Oh god what is that mustache on Hollywood #monsterdon

Is that just sharpie on his face?

#Monsterdon

no! no! we were already uncomfortably too zoomed in! the movie can't take any more!

#monsterdon

"These are not the droids you're looking for." #Monsterdon

I bet they will escape from that penitentiary through the garbage disposal, à novel idea! :blobcatgiggle2:
#monsterdon #starodyssey

I too would like a funky guitar riff to play when I stare in someone's eyes. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon this conversation never happened

I couldn't possibly.....
be hyptonized? yes you could.
#Monsterdon

STOP ZOOMING IN ON HIS FOREHEAD!!!

It’s freaking creepy, and not in a fun way

#Monsterdon

WTF is with his insane collar. It's almost as disturbing as that mustache.

Nevermind. He has mind control. Now it all makes sense.

#Monsterdon

Take it back a notch there, Malkovitch.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Sean and Bridget. Imprisoned for failing to defeat Tarquille and Shaunessy in the 3055 Winter Olympics figure skating doubles."

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

Use the light force! Use the light force!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Assisting criminals to get out? No, never!" We'll just have to get conquered by aliens instead. But the criminals will totally stay in jail.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

If the camera zooms in any further we could smell the tiger balm.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

geta load of that stash

#Monsterdon

is it supposed to be lightning in the background; or is the scene being lit with malfunctioning equipment? I don't hear any thunder sound-effects…

#monsterdon

ACTING! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Director, "We need extreme close-ups!"

that is an aggressively stupid mustache #Monsterdon

Buddy, your MOUSTACHE is a crime too, but that didn't stop ya!

#Monsterdon

AAAAAAH EVEN AT 240POTATO I CAN COUNT HIS EYELASHES

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

if I looked into some guy's eyes and 1970s synthesizer sequences started playing, I'd probably be entranced, too.

#monsterdon

"...you must be joking"
"No, I'm zooming"

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

this man's moustache is clearly drawn on with eyeliner

Did they use a sharpie to draw on his 'stash?

#Monsterdon

We’re doing a prison break to free Sean and Bridget apparently

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

dat mustache
#monsterdon

That mustache should be against the law. #Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

"Accept our inferiority and accept the inevitable?"

I'm glad this guy isn't leading the defense effort. 😖

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

This video conference is horrible. What are they using? Teams?
#Monsterdon #spaceodyssey

sir, you're walking around with a moustache like THAT and you're worried about a little B&E?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

A vicious circle, impossible to get out of? Is it an ant mill? 😬

#Monsterdon

So does everyone know or not know that the ship is made of enthirium?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Shawn and Bridget? Murry? How are all these names so boring?
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

I really wish this movie had some different sounds in it other than non-stop smarmy patter.

#Monsterdon

That mustache looks like bunting on a 1980s wedding reception table

#Monsterdon

I'm a little surprised that the Magic Substance isn't actually called unobtainium. Because this is the kind of film that would do that, I'd think?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #starodyssey

They managed to find an Italian Boris Karloff..

@davesdogmaggie 😆

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

He just came back from Comic Con, where he cosplayed as a Time Lord.
#monsterdon
#starodysessy

That's Doctor Sean and Doctor Bridget to you!

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

@RachelThornSub

Remember, he's two centuries ahead of everyone else. In two more centuries, even plebes like us will have built-in reverb switches

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The moustaches have reached peak levels of bad taste.
#Monsterdon

There's no internet in the future, just ginormous AI's housed inside moustaches

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Sean and Bridget are always giving me bedroom eyes. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon With a collar like that, this guy must either be a bad guy or a Time Lord.

The video is blurry. The audio is kinda muffled. Also I am already drinking so I feel like I have lost track of what's going on only 12 minutes in. Time to go get some chips and salsa.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

... is made entirely of cheese. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Somehow this guy is even more smug than Kirk #monsterdon

“If anyone gets burned, I’d rather the anyone was you” #Monsterdon

“Why didn’t you ever mention friends? I didn’t think you were capable of making any!” #Monsterdon

So far we've seen glowing eyes and echoy voices. Was going to call these effects but now I'm feeling some doubt whether the echoes were intentional. #Monsterdon

"Help us all powerful space wizard!" #Monsterdon

This really could use a Queen score to pep it up.

#Monsterdon

The marble machine thing
#monsterdon

Conditions, he wants the will again.

#Monsterdon

"FAFO Murray"
#monsterdon

Who wore the high collar best?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Stop drinking all the bacon grease, grandpa!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Genius Murray can only be persuaded by someone who played a space hero on TV

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

where did his reverb come from? is that another one of his inventions? The Professor's Sudden Reverb Device?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Ask for outrageous amounts of funding, scemo!

#Monsterdon

Now that's some hot kissing
#Monsterdon #spaceodyssey

It's sad when the oil barrel robot's arms are the most lifelike thing on the screen

#Monsterdon

Why the voice?

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

The Robbie Jr that can only flap its little chicken wing arms is great. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

And now they break out into a bollywood-style song and dance. That would send me over the moon. #monsterdon

I want my voice to echo like that every time I talk

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

This is why R2D2 and C3PO never fucked. Their child would look like this.

#Monsterdon

Clearly a superior robot design. Astro mech inspired but with its own arms. Can open and close its own chest units. Handy. #Monsterdon

“Professor, we’re faced with disaster!”

Yes, I know. That blue v-neck over the black mock turtleneck really is doing nothing for you

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Oh, Hollywood! Good evening!"

"The name's Oliver. *In case* you've forgotten."

What is this, anime (derogatory)

Okay, and then wow immediately into the fucked up bullshit racism justifications. This is not a good movie. #Monsterdon

and where is @apLundell he's missing a robot

#monsterdon

THe news has leaked out that several cities have been destroyed?

#monsterdon
#starodysessy

EARTH IS BEING BOMBED GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

What the fuck is that on his lip and why is R2 made from a 70s trash can from McDonalds?

#Monsterdon

what is going on with this robot. He seems to be experiencing some sort of episode #monsterdon

Feeling sorry for the obviously bored toddler inside that "robot"

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Wait... I had to comment on this...

I'm used to "oops we did a racism" on Monsterdon, but this is the first "oops we did a woke" that I've seen! (I mean, it was right after "oops we did a misogyny" so my heart didn't entirely stop beating...)

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"He's definitely not a person we stuffed into a trash can with some shiny silver gloves."

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Is that a relative of Count Binface? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I already want to murder dollar store R2D2 and he hasn't even done anything yet.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

An old house robot… #Monsterdon

@ricci I like you even more now I know you participate in #Monsterdon 😆

Uncle doesn't publish a lot, which is why nobody trusts him.

#Monsterdon

LOW RENT R2D2 :ahhhhhhh: #Monsterdon

okay I love the robot and he's mine now

#monsterdon

Hahahaha the rolling rubbish bin.
Such tech!
#Monsterdon

Every household needs a trashcan with arms.

#MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

The first obligatory cute robot....

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Oops. The robot's lost it's keys. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey